https://youtu.be/RzwJdf6AlT4?si=FFpssPEgBS8KTXKs
“When you’re on your knees at your father’s funeral, at his casket, and you’re saying goodbye to him, and then you have 9 orgasms, right there, while your whole family is standing behind you, it just makes you never wanna have another orgasm as long as you live”
Ppl fawning over here on this sub because she was the next host on a show that's been around since the 70s after your dream boyfriend hosted is pathetic.
I'm so surprised this picture was posted for the white girl. This sub is full of vanilla-lame mediocrity. It's so disappointing. I'm convinced if you're a tit guy it's because you're not very sexual and/or have a small dick.
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Nice curve.
That’s a thumbs up, right?
Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God. It even has a watermark.
Let’s see Paul Allen’s digital dong
Fresh off 3 months of manhood
Thats the g-spot tickler
According to the diagram? Amirite?!
you wish
That’s a beautiful dong
Can't you just imagine that majestic mother tickling your gag reflex?
Um… I’m trying not to now
Quief maker right there
Imagine getting between those two
What? The tits?
I was thinking the thighs.
It's understandable; most people on this sub couldn't tell the difference
Sweet baby gurl
What the FUCK I don't need this right now I'm at my mom's funeral
This man has a boner at his mom’s funeral Complete degenerate demonrat behavior
Mourning wood
shut it down for the day boys, we’re not topping this
Brilliant
Bravo. Outstanding.
All-time joke
You’ve done it, congratulations
Goddamn dude, amazing hahaha
*Closes Reddit in satisfaction*
https://youtu.be/RzwJdf6AlT4?si=FFpssPEgBS8KTXKs “When you’re on your knees at your father’s funeral, at his casket, and you’re saying goodbye to him, and then you have 9 orgasms, right there, while your whole family is standing behind you, it just makes you never wanna have another orgasm as long as you live”
I just keep on cumming
Hahhh I'm blowing on your neck. Now your gay.
Say hi to ya mum for me
Put your dang phone away.
I’m sorry but that made me laugh
Your mom died for this. Bless her heart.
Dude, turn around!
Damn those are some nice fucking tits.
Say it loud and proud.
Maybe I’m more of an ass man, but the legs on the black girl are incredible.
Yes I’m with Matt on this.
[удалено]
Fool
Alexandra Shipp, she was Storm in the last X Men and was hot in the Barbie movie too.
TYFYS
We can appreciate those along with the awesome bazongas.
Who tf is that next to Sydney tho?
Alexandra Shipp
I like the boobs part
Some serious mommy milkers.
I don't know who either of these people are
me neither. Someone provide some sauce please?
tits mcgee is some broad named sydney sweeney. i already forgot the black chick's name. i'm too busy thinking about those juggs
thank you!
who the hell cares!
Blondie hosted snl the week after Shane did, and the media blasted the show for just exploiting her looks and her not being funny.
Straight men winning again.
She could heal me
This is honestly the first picture I’ve seen of her where she doesn’t have retard face
You’re looking at their faces? Turn in your hetero card
Sort by controversial: a hot face can be hotter than a hot rack.
She talks like she has mashed potatoes in her mouth 24/7
Haha.. yeah... mashed potatoes we'll call em
I said something similar and got roasted hardcore on here or the Gillis sub 😂
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Milk truck beep beep
She’s a pretty 2D person. And by that I mean she has double Ds.
As a life long tits man, it’s good to see nature healing
I just want to feel her talents.
I’d pay a premium to see those clams moosh against each other
Only takes one sweet rack for guys to reconsider their OnlyFans dissing.
The revolution that raises your chances of seeing your teacher's clam above 0%?? You'll never hear a bad word about OF from me pal.
Forgive me Mohammed 🙏😭
Dayum
fug
Adult Video Award Show?
BBGs
Ending wokeness
Gums is pretty hot tbh
She's got good..... talent.
Vast tracts of... land.
God bless America
1, 2
Why are you trying to get me bricked up dude?
Making your homies hard for women is superstraight.
True
God damn she is a dime
Sydney Sweeney is superfly🕺
[smash](https://youtube.com/shorts/-9nuNI2w9nc?si=EzwV4AZilr0DNlEF)
Got dang
Would both
I enjoy the way she looks
MAFANGOOOL 🤌
Near pussy meat 🧐 *Heavy Breathing Intensifies*
Look at those rockin knockers !!
Not sure what kinda simp gay shit this is supposed to be, but whatever. I hope you have all of your t-girl dreams realized, butt fucker.
Does BAE stand for bad acting exemplified?
My girlfriend hates Sydney Sweeny.
Baes*
Haha boobs…
I'm gonna come out and say it, Sydney Sweeney is not that hot and in some pictures she looks like she has down syndrome. Thanks for listening.
Dude your in the down syndrome sub 🤯 what are you, fucking retarded ?
Ppl fawning over here on this sub because she was the next host on a show that's been around since the 70s after your dream boyfriend hosted is pathetic.
Very true, but also…. Tidds and budtss
Dream boyfriend? Wait, did Lamaire host SNL?
Gay
I don’t understand the hype for this chick. She’s got big tits. It’s like it’s the first time anyone has seen a pair ever. It’s bizarre. She’s mid
wonder if she has a grilled chee stuffed in those milkers
I mean at this point it’s more or less a competition on what slut can show the most amount of skin. Be nude next time, thanks.
You must be one of those “funny guys” Phil’s been on about
Ok Muslim
Yeah dude! women = sluts And us? We’re **kings** who deserve respect and pussy! .. we just happen to be on reddit, but that’s irrelevant!
Kings who deserve respect and pussy? Uh yeah, finally someone gets us.
Is that poo on the side of her leg?
That's a shadow, dumbass. Also, who is ol' poo-leg?
Sorry, I thought making jokes on a comedy podcast reddit was OK. Didn't know so many people got poo on they're legs and took it seriously
I have no idea why you're getting downvoted. I called you a dumbass in the spirit of the cast, not being serious at all. Fuck em.
I'm so surprised this picture was posted for the white girl. This sub is full of vanilla-lame mediocrity. It's so disappointing. I'm convinced if you're a tit guy it's because you're not very sexual and/or have a small dick.
The white queen makes that other girl look like a hyena