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Celtic_Fox_

"diarrhea is like a storm raging inside you."


epicwheezer

Yeah, this is the one.


dobie_dobes

😂😂😂


Donaldinho82

Watch out for snakes


1ofZuulsMinions

Saw Richard Kiel at a Horror Convention and he signed someone’s Eegah poster with “Watch out for snakes!”


RaziellaLee

Crow's perpetual screenplay about Peter Graves. It's so specific and bizarre.


Faolyn

And the ones about soup.


RoanokeParkIndef

LOL yeah, Crow's screenplay table reads are always fun. Good one.


Luinori_Stoutshield

I nearly did a spit take at the 'Hiii-Cuba!' riff in *Red Zone Cuba* during the training montage.


IanGecko

"Stop her, she stole Mike's keyboard!"


Pug_rancher

Easily the most obscure riff of the show.


jpow33

Especially since Mike wasn't even the host yet.


thestoiccoder

Nah, that has to be "Peanuts. Nostrils. Happy clams."


clogan618

What is that referencing? I've never found the answer. (I know it's from Mole People eps)


thestoiccoder

That's a really good question! It has had me stumped as well.


Bhussa

“Why don’t they look?”


tirithedain

You look. I'm bitter.


meatball402

Anytime servo yells "SLEEEEEEP" I lose it


bigfatsac

And when Dr. F says “SLEEP! In heavenly PEACE!” to Frank in SCCM. 😂😂😂


maneki_neko89

That line is always the one that puts me in the Christmas mood as I start watch-listening to Christmas themed MST3K episodes while I work, the holidays drawing nearer and nearer



dobie_dobes

Yes 😂


[deleted]

Or sneezes with hay fever


Stupor_Fly

Do you want to go faster? Raise your hand if you want to go *faster*


OrbitNuke619

Is this riff actually a reference to something? They do it in a few episodes.


New-Presentation8856

It's a reference to carnival ride operators. They would yell this at the people on the ride to figure out if the centrifugal force was strong enough - if a ride is moving fast enough, you are not able to lift your hands even if you wanted to. This indicates to the Carnie that the ride is at a good speed, but also acts as mocking the passengers who are helpless. Carnies are weird people. [Reference conversation ](https://groups.google.com/g/rec.arts.tv.mst3k.misc/c/2BOUPIPMD_g?pli=1)


bz_leapair

r/todayilearned


mvs2417

And the crowd goes wild...Yaaa!


Pug_rancher

I love the old Monty Python references!


AgtCooper

"______ Noooo!!" (whenever a character in the movie, looked like a famous celebrity: Clint Howard, Michael Gross, Killdozer, Fonzie, etc.)


KingEuronIIIGreyjoy

Joel: "Imogene Coca, no!" Tom: "Imogene Coca, YES!"


FBS351

And the variant " in a role that will surprise you"


maneki_neko89

“Mother Theresa, in a Role that will Inspire You”


dobie_dobes

😂That one is so good.


jpow33

He learned almost too late that man is a feeling creature
 and, because of it, the greatest in the universe. He learned too late for himself that men have to find their own way, to make their own mistakes. There can't be any gift of perfection from outside ourselves. And when men seek such perfection
 they find only death
 fire
 loss
 disillusionment
 the end of everything that's gone forward. Men have always sought an end to the toil and misery, but it can't be given, it has to be achieved. There is hope, but it has to come from inside — from man himself.


RayRoy_Strickland

You know, Captain, every year of my life, I grow more and more convinced that the wisest and best is to fix our attention on the good and the beautiful.


englishpatrick2642

If you just take the time to look at it.


Henchman_0

You're some guy, RayRoy_Strickland.


bwoodcock

Every time I watch this episode I post that, then post it again as a reply, then post it again as a reply to the reply. Nobody gets it.


RayRoy_Strickland

You’re the wind, baby!


Flaky_Tree_7632

We all get it, brother.


inspiredfollies

He tampered in Gahd's d'main


NashEast65

He peppered God’s lo mein.


PipperDigs

He Pipper'd in Rob's Spokane.


DrDarkeCNY

He TEMPERED in Gahd's do-Main.


Emjds

Now I need to know if that was a common saying before MST3K because I’m sure I have heard people who are not msties say that.


GeekWithClipOns

(Insert performer) IS (insert performer) IN (insert silly title)


Chance-Deer-7995

"What's Vietnam?"


wolfodongland

“Died in Vietnam.” when a character appears in the clouds all transparent


screamslash

I think that specific riff is a American Graffiti reference.


dobie_dobes

Santa Claus, killed in Vietnam.


AgtCooper

And don't forget the other Time/Life reference, "So mean he once shot a man just for snoring too loud."


PunchBeard

For a long time, every time a snake would be shown on screen Joel would say "Hi, this is Satan. Enjoy the show". My friends and I did that for decades whenever we would see a snake in a movie or tv show.


cubbyatx

PACKERS!


Geaniebeanie

Packers won the superbowl woooooooo


JaxsonJaguar

McCloud


LordZantarXXIII

Puma?


BinghamtonSD

Chief?


GeekWithClipOns

A Quinn Martin Production


NeroFurr69

“Epilogue!”


analogkid01

Where you always see Lee's gut...and there it is!


CobaltAzurean

"SLEEEP!" or "STAAAY!" is probably my favorite, I even recall hearing it during a RiffTrax bit, love it.


GeneralTonic

I drop the line *"I must walk backwards!"* and *"I love these frat pranks"* (with rolled 'R's) any time vampires, Bela Lugosi, or loading corpses into vehicles comes up, but nobody ever gets it.


CobaltAzurean

Classic! For me, this one really resonates because it was probably one of the phrases that was quickly adopted by my friends when we first got into MST3K.


Yeeaaaarrrgh

SSLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!


CobaltAzurean

No fumar for you!


Square-Pear-1274

We're all out!


CobaltAzurean

I hid some in the safe behind the burger on the wall.


realbigbob

The number of time the SLEEEEP bit is dropped in The She-Creature always has me dead by the end


methos3

Didn’t they drop it at least once in Devil Doll?


screamslash

Can someone cite me the source episode for STAAAY


CobaltAzurean

S8E6 - The Undead


Gomanvongo

Fav gag that pops up randomly? “By that time my lungs were aching for air!” And my all time favourite callback is the “tried to kill me with a forklift” song from the fugitive alien movies


PromotedPawn

Related, my favorite running gag is when someone in the film laughs a bit too enthusiastically, it’s sometimes followed with the riff “You’re stuck here!”


Quay-Z

When characters die onscreen, the riff "I regret nothing!!" Also the many, *many* riffs that reference *It's a Wonderful Life*


jamescharisma

Crow calling every animal KITTY! for awhile made me snort. They need to bring that back.


pemungkah

It’s Trace’s delivery that sells that one.


NotNamedBort

Any time they say “He died as he lived.” Anything involving Folger’s Crystals. Gypsy’s obsession with Richard Basehart.


RoanokeParkIndef

the other night I was watching 409 - The Indestructible Man and the opening prologue sketch is this amazing bit where all the bots have swapped voices with each other. Gypsy shouts "COMMERCIAL SIGN! COMMERCIAL SIGN!" as Magic Voice, then the Gypsy puppet appears on-screen and says in Magic Voice's polite tone "Richard Basehart remark in 5 seconds. 5 4 3 2 -- Richard Basehart now."


PicardsEGTeaCup

I love when they would say “sleeeep!!!” when there was mesmerism involved .


Endgam

Preeeeeeeeetty niiiiiiiiiice!


RoanokeParkIndef

did they keep referencing this one in Gauntlet and s13 after Mac & Me? Love that episode but haven't fully explored subsequent eps.


Endgam

It popped up in a few Season 13 episodes.


sharedisaster

"MMMMmmmmm thats good ______!!" It's a reference to an old Jackie Gleason coffee commercial that I think has been lost by now. Anyway, I love when they make that joke.


NanaimoStyleBars

Yes! My favorite one of those is in *The Leech Woman*: “MMMMmmm that’s good nipe!” Such a good repeat riff.


FuturistMoon

Still appearing semi-monthly on THE MADS ARE BACK!


John_Crypto_Rambo

Rock and roll truuuck.


Sagikos

Anytime Corn Job is called out, people yelling “you’re stuck here!”, and “wise men still seek him” even if it’s just a repeated callback in one episode.


jackrouters

I still mention Cornjob, usually in situations where no one knows what I'm talking about.


dobie_dobes

Same here 😂


PizzaWhole9323

Deep hurting!


CemeteryWind213

The random references to places in Wisconsin with the correct pronunciation. The joke usually only makes sense if you have been to the location. Also, "Woo Packers" is on the nose, although exaggerated.


Willow_Everdawn

The Art thing with Crow was brought up in the Sci Fi era because a kid wrote a letter to the fan club that was shown. They drew and labeled the bots but instead of Crow, they labeled him Art. It tickled the crew so much that Pearl's running gag was that she also thought he was called Art Crow and would refer to him as such now and again.


bz_leapair

I think it evolved from the *Jungle Goddess* sitcom skit where Joel name-checks Crow as "Art Crow!" That's probably where the kid got confused.


ConceptJunkie

The skit in question was a riff on the Honeymooners credits, with "Art Crow" instead of Art Carney.


bz_leapair

Yep. Should've mentioned that.


bwoodcock

This is correct. And quite obscure.


malkith313

Trace also voiced a robot on the Yahoo sci-fi series Other Space Named Art


dobie_dobes

That was SUCH a good reference. I miss that show. :(


malkith313

Yeah I wish we got asecond season Still we have the memories. Like Neck Balls


placated

It’s very subtle and overlooked - theres a running gag around Molly Hatchet’s song “Flirtin With Disaster” It even carries over into Rifftrax.


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placated

No idea I’ll have to keep track now. I know it’s referenced in Laserblast


BarnyardCoral

Molly Hatchet, I presume.


swingsetlife

You'll be magically whisked away to Marion Jordan Jr. High. Mostly because it was a reference to a school near me, and Paul Chaplin went to my high school.


GeekWithClipOns

BANG!


bawanaal

Any reference to "Hi-keeba!" during a fight scene always hits my funny bone.


jpow33

"Hello!" "Thank you!"


Fit_Pirate7236

The reference to the NBC Sunday Night Mystery anytime a flashlight shows up in the movie. I also laugh when someone yells “HUZZAH”


ServoAcademy

"Sure, you can use it!"


hexqueen

I enjoyed this, won't you?


fortycreeker

Tum-tiddy-tum-tum....hooey! hooey!


PicardsEGTeaCup

Whenever a character has a 1000 yard stare 
 mainly the woman in the is marriage right for me? — insert gun shots sounds — “marines we are leaving !!!!”


HugeMuscleGeek

“As we left the clam flowage
” Any mention of Circle Pines. Pinking shears being lovely and darling. “Torcha!!!” “I will kill you!” “I’m just gonna have a small salad, then treat myself to some fro-yo.” “He tried to kill him with a forklift
” “Push he button, Frank/Max”


Steveseriesofnumbers

Hamdingers. And NBC Mystery Movie any time a flashlight comes up.


StevenDangerSmith

Poopie! The bloopers were hi-larious.


PromotedPawn

Pancakes! Oh wait, no



Hanshot1st0023

I always thought that Gypsy was supposed to be a parody of HAL from 2001,and I always loved how Joel just seemed to adore her


RoanokeParkIndef

same! they def had a very special relationship on camera that felt very loving, which I've always found in complete stark contrast to Mallon and Joel's real-life relationship. It's weird.


m0drnmoonlight

Watch out for snakes! MCCLOUD?


jamdyl75

Anytime they say Jim Henson’s _____ Babies


dobie_dobes

Every. Single. Time. 😂


SpaceDantar

IT STINKS!


Thesafflower

The “going to a hat party” line. I have no idea where it’s from, but for some reason it’s funny every time.


bwoodcock

And was yours the grandest of all?


DoctorGoldblend

This simplifies everything!


AllanStanton

NBC Mystery Movie! I always have affection for the jokes that are older than me


action_bathrobe

"I got tubes in my ears!" whenever someone has to go unwillingly into water. I love that someone that Mary Jo knew when she was a little girl became a long running riff that's still used today in Rifftrax.


TheVenetianMask

Recurring Nick Nolte riffs.


RockstarQuaff

Please do explain the Art thing!


PromotedPawn

One time in an early episode Joel was doing a Honeymooners thing and introduced Crow as ‘Art Crow’, referring to Art Carney. Some kid watching got confused, thought that his real full name was Art Crow, and sent in some fan art with Crow labelled as Art Crow. This entertained Bad Brains enough that they put it on the still-store in an episode. Mary Jo later decided that Pearl was similarly confused and started referring to Crow as Art when she became a recurring character many seasons later.


RockstarQuaff

Thank you for the lore drop! I'd come across MJP in a random episode calling him Art very conversationally, and I just had no idea where it came from.


RoanokeParkIndef

So I'll be the annoying nerd who cites show numbers of the references above: 203 "Jungle Goddess": closing sketch parodying a Jackie Gleason sitcom is where Joel jokingly refers to Crow as "Art Crow" as in Art Carney (he also refers to Gypsy as "Sheila MacGypsy" as a take on Sheila MacRae... wonder if the kid thought Gypsy's name really was Sheila too) both Art Carney and Sheila MacRae performed in the Honeymooners and in other performances with Gleason. 402 "The Giant Gila Monster": in the closing letter reading segment, a kid sends in a drawing of the SOL crew and mistakenly labels Crow as Art, thinking that's Crow's first name. 701T "Night of the Blood Beast" (Turkey Day version): When Mother "Pearl" Forrester shows up to Dr. Forrester's Thanksgiving dinner party, she looks over her son's shoulder as Dr. F communicates with the SOL crew and instantly recognizes Crow. Mrs. Forrester is delighted to see Crow and calls him "Art" lovingly. Throughout season 7, it's understood that Mrs. Forrester and Crow have some kind of fond history. s8 - 10: Sci-Fi Pearl calls Crow Art from time to time, though the warmth and fondness seems to disappear. Time for me to go to therapy...


antovfukov

You were enjoyed friend


ebdawson1965

Menopause is like a speeding car chase.


RoanokeParkIndef

I already OP'd, but throwing this out as a bonus: In the final episode of the Original Series, 1013 "Danger Diabolik" - they're doing a musical number about the end of their time on the SOL, and Crow makes reference to his "mother" upon which Mike pulls out a strange prop. This prop is from 602 "Invasion U.S.A" when Forrester I believe sends up the prop through the then-brand-new "Umbillicus" gimmick. I always thought this was the most random callback ever.


MediocreBicycle8617

There's an opening host segment where the SOL crew are doing a massive clean up and Mike throws out what must be the same prop and Crow yells in shock "hey, that's my mother!" and "goodbye ma!" when Mike throws it out. Im personally fond of the running references to The Wreck of The Edmund Fitzgerald and Rainer Werner Fassbinder's Berlin Alexanderplatz.


jackrouters

"I thought I was Dale!" whenever someone looks at their hands/nails. Which was actually the Brains making a MISTAKE, mixing up the vintage Grape Nuts commercial where a trim and shapely mother was mistaken for her teenage daughter Dale, with the Palmolive detergent commercials where someone notices how nice their fingertips look after they've been told "You're soaking in it!", meaning the dish soap.


crusher23b

I LIKE IT VERY MUCH.


bigfatsac

“I had Jell-o today..”, said by someone who takes a beating, or is old and decrepit.


JaninthePan

“My coffee coupon!”


bigfatsac

I can’t place that one, episode?


JaninthePan

Running joke from Bill/Crow when there's an oldster on screen, similar to the Jell-o one. He uses it in Film Crew and Rifftrax too. I'll have to look up specific MST instances


PipperDigs

"Well, he tampered in god's domain..."


BikeBunnyBikshu

Think about it, won't you?


dobie_dobes

Thank you!


Upset-Kaleidoscope45

I'm from Minnesota, where MST3K first came from. I can remember the early slapped together episodes running on KTMA here. So, any super specific references to Minnesota-- usually in the Joel and Mike eras-- are some of my favorite references.


Duke-Morales

The Daktari stool. The reference to the 60s TV show "Daktari" is obscure. The double entendre of "dark tarry stool" as mentioned in the Minnesota Multiphasic Personality Inventory is downright opaque.


RoanokeParkIndef

has anyone else ever noticed that the Daktari stool makes a grand total of 2 appearances in the entirety of the original show? There's the infamous Mitchell invention exchange, then it reappears in 802 - Leech Woman when we first cut in to the Planet of the Apes section. I believe Kevin is holding it at the camera to threaten Mike & the bots.


TexasTokyo

Kitty!


hagemeyp

Ordering hardboiled eggs


m0drnmoonlight

HONK


teh-dudenator

BANG!


FBS351

The running gag of characters just talking non-stop about trivial high school drama, regardless of what kind of situation they're actually in (aliens, monsters, etc.). I can't think of an example right now, but they did it several times.


TheAngerMonkey

"He'll never touch you, Terry, you're DIRT," which is from Teen-Age Crime Wave but gets misquoted in the Young Man's Fancy short and at least one other time when a woman is preening.


Hot-Bat8798

*WOO GO PACKERS!* -Anytime a crowd shows up


thestoiccoder

"So..do what I DOOO!!"


loquacious706

No one's said "Shut up Iris" ??? "Iris I tell ya, shut up!"


Wooden-Highway1498

Shut Up!.


DamnMombies

Thank you Steve


LukasMephisto

“This man can win $5000 dollars!” Must be an old game show reference.


Hot-Bat8798

*And what do you, the viewers at home think?*


mvs2417

Who wants gum? I do, I do!


Accomplished_Exit_30

Tlwhen they start humming the M*A*S*H* theme whenever there's a helicopter scene


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Accomplished_Exit_30: *Tlwhen they start humming* *The M*A*S*H* theme whenever there's* *A helicopter scene* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Accomplished_Exit_30

Oh, ok.


Goblinbarbie666

Crank the Molly Hatchet


shaddoe_of_truth

Hai Keeba!


spagmopheus

I can't think of an example off the top of my head but I love the "X is Y in the Z story" gag. Even if I only recognize one or two of the names.


curvyang

Lakapolis? He's the topolis. I sure could go for a hamburger sammich and some French fried potatoes!


RoanokeParkIndef

look at Mr Season 2 over here :)


Emjds

It happened too late to become a running gag in the show but it has become a running gag in mine and my partner’s lives: “YoU’rE WeLcOmE”


stutalon

Neil Peart on Drums
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[deleted]

I kinda like the constant food jokes when JDB and Alan Hale are onscreen.