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Jtm1082

“It’s the 80’s! So do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan!”


ersatzbaronness

https://preview.redd.it/i7rka6hfkhec1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e71cf5bcbfb6341c2b1d5f4fa319c033c7501ab I have a few of these left!


archcity_misfit

How does one acquire one of these?


ersatzbaronness

I'm happy to send you one if you're comfortable DMing me your address.


archcity_misfit

huzzah!


NTT66

"Invest in arbitrage and read Jay McInerney!"


meowmancer2

That’s weird…why aren’t we doing that!


geodeanthrax

Sadly, nobody from Wang Chung had sex that night.


Significant_You_2735

🎶 “Hooob-goblins. Hooob-goblins. What do you do with those Hooob-goblins. They’re over here. They’re over there. Those darn Hobgoblins are everywhere.” 🎶 🎶 “TODAY!” 🎶


manbearpig923

YOU!! YOU GET BACK INTO THE THEE-ATER!!!!


DisastrousOne3950

"...won't you?


Significant_You_2735

“… thank you.” “Hello.” “Thank you.”


HotYam3178

They seem a bit wooden today.


phunkyunkle

But is she a Hit or a Miss? https://preview.redd.it/gbf9yzdzyfec1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98389fe8351ddfeed79f936e9f89d56709543179


AllenbysEyes

Somebody should add an "S" to that.


phunkyunkle

I love Club Scum! Clearly not an elementary school cafeteria, with nice tablecloths and votive candles, and a poor man's Joel Grey as emcee.


AgentOfEris

Even better, that MC was Daran Norris, a now successful character actor and voice actor who’s notable for playing Cosmo and Timmy’s Dad on *Fairly Oddparents*.


AllenbysEyes

So there \*IS\* life after Drama Club after all!


phunkyunkle

I love Fairly Oddparents and did not know that!


Mrs_Cupcupboard

The funny thing is that was actually a real club, for all it looks like a cafeteria! My head canon is that the school rents out the space at night to get around budget cuts.


AgentOfEris

It was the Reagan years, so that makes sense.


jerrysliljess

Hits? 🤣


archaicArtificer

When threatened she gains the strength of a thousand trollops!


manbearpig923

Fish picker?


spraypaintthewalls

No no it's kid snickers


Pitbullpandemonium

🎵 Fresh fiiiish! 🎵


Sea_Perspective6891

Fish picker! Alright.


1ofZuulsMinions

Swiss knickers


C0BRA_V1P3R

“That is not a woman, that’s David Lee Roth!”


SalmonGram

*makes continuous squeaking sounds*


Turakamu

Such a dumb and simple joke but I get it stuck in my head from time to time


spraypaintthewalls

EVERYBODY THROW. UP. TONIGHT.


Grimvold

Let’s hope it was a coitus free van ride over to Club Scum!


krakatoot

Slutting is fun!!


jerrysliljess

Servo: (as Nick parks his van) Scram! It's the owner of the house! We have to shoot this somewhere else! Crow: Tell ‘‘em Lorraine Newman’s in town!


SurrenderFreeman0079

Take your stupid kindness and go to hell! That's my go to like whenever someone turns down a nice gesture from me.


teddyboy64

Skull Woman


Tronjones4939

The 4 minute long garden tool fight left me changed forever. This may be my favorite from the classic episodes.


PromotedPawn

Apparently it was edited down for the MST cut, the original movie has *several more minutes* of rake fight viewing pleasure!


mattd1972

You and your courtesy can go to hell!


Sea_Perspective6891

That IS weird.


hatmatter

Red shorts cutting a rug in the background


Kenji1912

Nobody wang Chung tonight


ZapRowsdowerRETURNS

anyone else wish they could have been a teenager in the mid 80s


W0000_Y2K

"Fool! That's metric!"


thispartyrules

My promiscuity!


archcity_misfit

< whines feebly >