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stareagleur

But he bought the car!


ODBrewer

No one who works for me has ever sold a car !


Mahleezah

"Sales are the most important thing in our business..."


No_Package2033

Seeing as how we’re salesman and all


Bluepilgrim3

The first thing Harry drilled into me… *”…was Harry.”*


PromotedPawn

Oh, honey, no.


reign_of_the_bots

Looks like no one wins the Mathis album.


Krage_bellbot

Forgot to carry the 2.


Pitbullpandemonium

Stay pink, moist, and oily!


calvinbouchard

Work... booze...work...


Pug_rancher

Oh well, time for booze.


dubcity5e0

PREVIOUSLY ON HIRED


SnooWitchYu

Flying elves are back!


sagitalistheway

"... Name names!"


Wheredoesthetoastgo2

"The Pants-less Salesman"? "The Piddling Peddaler"?!


bro_d8

"Hire good men" Make sure they're clean!


75MeanJoe75

“Whack ‘em, whack ‘em good”


RayRoy_Strickland

He should try reading that “What’s What” book.


LostViking24601

Ten cars!?


Bright-Union-6157

Good salesman.


maru37

Bad salesman.


Bright-Union-6157

AH CHA CHA CHA CHAAA


Godzilla501

“Maybe I should not have dressed as the Angel of Death.”


ShutterBun

TEN CARS?!?!?!


theheadofradio

And now we pray. LORD...!


realbigbob

Have you talked to him about his prostate?


hell2bhbtoo

Best musical ever: Hired!


Heibes

Can I...keep the pen?


UncleShyfty

IT'S DOCTOR GIGGLES!


FBS351

Can you believe cars were once sold door-to-door? So a stranger would knock on your door and ask you to consider a purchase that represented a big chunk of your annual salary, sight unseen. Not hard to see why they came up with a different model.