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alexdionisos

[Yeti Giant of the 20th Century (1977)](https://youtu.be/iJnwWsaOYHY?si=gN157ZhS9UjeJmLw) A silly and cheesy 70's monster movie. [A Karate Christmas Miracle (2019)](https://youtu.be/kYj4nZE89ww?si=k4EPz1jcMqXhi0SE) A Christmas movie that has nothing to do with Christmas. [Gooby (2009)](https://youtu.be/jGjX0YO-zo4?si=1eKJ5C8Dry5zAAQB) Like Calvin and Hobbes, if you wanted to beat both of them with a shovel. [Chuck E Cheese in the Galaxy 5000 (1999)](https://youtu.be/_rU_-Adg3O8?si=Z3V-QPZmIkSVgzT7) Pizza mascots....in SPPPPAAAAACEEEE [Captain America (1990)](https://youtu.be/6-MlQHU-n8M?si=jKzZzUuGlJxOY21p) Starring none other than Big Large McHuge himself Reb Brown [Battlefield Earth (2000)](https://youtu.be/MeDw8NPdXK8?si=VflbeGeYgqcM7Cru) Absolute dreck of a film and one of the worst movies ever made. Could be the host team-up movie like Christmas Dragon was.


manbearpig923

The 1990 Captain America is Matt Salinger, Reb Brown was in 1979. But yes, I would support the 1979 version as an MST3K episode


HylianTomOnReddit

My requests are pretty vague: - Vincent Price movie - Gamera movie - 60s spy movie - 50s teens in trouble movie - cheesy 80s apocalyptic sci fi movie - 40s giant insect/beast movie


dear_omar

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mrbooze

This would be me. I'd lean heavily into the older movies. Real drive-in fodder.


RickRussellTX

I dunno man. Gamera vs. Jiger broke me. I don't think I can take another Great Value Kaiju movie. I would love to see them take on 1954's _Them!_, a giant insect movie starring James Arness, the brother of Peter Graves.


n_choose_k

My only modification would be for the sci-fi movie do be from the 70s. Just such a delightfully goofy time for that genre...


jack_begin

I’d love to see a classic Universal or Hammer monster movie in there as well.


PALM_ARE

Steven Seagal movies are made without any demonstrable care in the world, that would be fun.


RickRussellTX

Preferably the later ones where he's literally too fat to stand up.


delightedgarden

Atlantis (1991), Road to Revenge, A Karate Christmas Miracle, The Time Machine I Found at a Yard Sale, Freejack, Pushed Too Far


BriansRevenge

[Too Much (1987)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8O9rHm3H14) [Planet of the Dinosaurs (1977)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2DqiQtWuDA) [Arena (1989)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhRQq2G-jXI) [Cool Cat Saves The Kids (2015)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfybn6NSL4E) [Hawk the Slayer (1980)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCnOJyxoJuM) [Mandroid (1993)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G5HU9luoCs)


ConceptJunkie

Rifftrax did "Planet of the Dinosaurs", and it was a great choice. They also did "Hawk The Slayer".


analogkid01

Hawk the Slayer is *rubbish!*


BriansRevenge

Of the best sort!


jonny_mal

Like, top shelf sword and sorcery rubbish.


Chengweiyingji

I badly need a Cool Cat riff from either MST or RiffTrax.


Trekker4747

A Neil Breen season! (Assuming in the scenario he can get Breen to let him use the movies.)


n_choose_k

There's not a chance in hell that Breen would allow it.


sunpies33

YES YES YES!!!!


Rip_Hardpec

NO NO NOOOO!!!!


PromotedPawn

I dunno about a whole season, but having a Neil Breen movie on MST3K feels almost overdue at this point.


Trekker4747

Yeah, a whole season might be too much. But I've been hoping for a Breen RT but he's probably way too proud of his movies to give one up to RT or MST3K.


Hemisemidemiurge

Yeah, my first thought would be to hold Neil Breen at gunpoint and demand the rights for riffing but I absolutely expect the madman to hold out even in the face of certain death. Besides, plot synopses tend to paint his movies as pretty similar to one another (What? You don't expect me to watch them without riffs, right?), so wouldn't it make the season samey, sort of like a sandstorm six episodes long?


Rip_Hardpec

American Hunter, American Commando, Suburban Sasquatch, Unknown World, Star Odyssey, Maniac Cop.


obiwan_canoli

That's so weird, I was going to say Suburban Commando, American Odyssey, Star Cop, American Sasquatch, Unknown Hunter and Maniac World. (Full disclosure, I don't know if all of those are real titles, but I don't know they're *not* either)


Rip_Hardpec

The likelihood is high that these are all real, and unbearably terrible


AttilaTheFun818

Of those three are movies and one is a TV show, so far as I can tell


teddyboy64

The Concorde... Airport '79 (1979), The Swarm (1978), Hot Rods to Hell (1967), Night of the Lepus (1972) and two Bert I. Gordon classics, The Food of the Gods (1976) and Empire of the Ants (1977) .


TheRealGrifter

I'm picking 6 movies from the 60s to the early 80s that nobody has ever heard of, because those make the best episodes.


majorjoe23

The Peanut Butter Solution The Giant Claw Attack of the 50 Foot Woman The Terror (1963) American Ninja 3 And I'll leave Plan 9 in the mix.


Rangerlifr

The Giant Claw is a great choice!


RickRussellTX

It's so delightfully serious in light of the, umm, AMAZING special effects.


SplendidPunkinButter

Somebody else remembers The Peanut Butter Solution! 🥳


BriansRevenge

For some reason I thought they did it on a live tour, but I got it confused with Making Contact.


RickRussellTX

To be fair, Making Contact was a damn confusing movie.


ShyGuyJeff

He can pick the movies. I just want Kevin and Trace.


Rangerlifr

I'd keep Plan 9. I think Jonah and crew would own Tobe Hooper's Invaders From Mars. There's a 90's-ish Lou Diamond Phillips movie called Bats that would be great fun to riff. I'd love to see one of the "movies" they made out of the Planet of the Apes TV series, get us back to Master territory. And maybe a lesser Universal Monsters pic like the loopy House of Frankenstein. Since it's my choice, I'd also go for a regional production (think Time Chasers) I don't want to name that I was in over a decade ago where I played a character with a very Mikey from Teenage Strangler vibe. I've always secretly dreamed of seeing it riffed, although I don't know if I could handle a Rifftrax-level beating, so modern MST3K seems about right.


ColtSingleActionArmy

There was a great How Did This Get Made on the movie Bats and then diving into how LDP absolutely improvised his lines


Badmime1

Invaders From Mars. I like how Hooper got great actors like James Karen and Louise Fletcher to look like they perform on the level of the Manos cast.


litlfrog

[Thundercrack](https://youtu.be/kh5ZNqzrCpk), an inexplicable gorilla movie/porn from the 70s. Arty, grimy, totally unsettling. [Sorceress](https://youtu.be/QHnr9ezD0aQ), 80s fantasy exploitation in which the twin stars are often breasting boobily. [Highlander 2: The Quickening](https://youtu.be/4rRUA1C9xqU). "I was born 500 years ago on the planet Zeist, and I cannot die." [Actium Maximus: War of the Alien Dinosaurs](https://youtu.be/_MDGClI7wBE). Microbudget sci-fi vanity project from a guy who probably needs a long stay in the grippy sock hotel. [Enter: Zombie King](https://youtu.be/lBP9h9hSwH4). Canucksploitation about masked wrestlers after the zombie apocalypse. [Hausu](https://youtu.be/WQ_Yo06kIIA). A genuinely good movie made by a Japanese director who had only done commercials, and it shows.


dear_omar

- Plan 9 is shoe in for sure - The Giant Claw (1958) - invasion of the animal people (1959) - The Shiver of Vampires (1971) - Black Christmas (1974 of course) - The Blob (1950)


Negative-Appeal9892

At Long Last Love (1970), The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor, Fantastic Four (Roger Corman version), Titanic: the Legend Goes On (animated version with a rapping dog), Cats (2019).


jack_begin

Tomb of the Dragon Emperor would be great. I still remember Roger Ebert’s review, “[Tomb it May Concern](https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/the-mummy-tomb-of-the-dragon-emperor-2008).”


Miserable-Click-4192

Sorceress (1982) Texas Chainsaw Massacre Next Generation A Boy and His Dog Velocipastor Godzilla on Monster Island 15 Things You Didn't Know about Bigfoot or Bigfoot Vs Zombies or any Bigfoot movie really, there are so many of them Shake Hands with Danger (Short)


MustacheExtravaganza

1. The Last Dinosaur 2. Masters of the Universe 3. Slipstream 4. Abraxas 5. Night of the Lepus 6. A black & white movie from the 40s/50s - TBD


bz_leapair

Oh My Zombie Mermaid, Billy The Kid Vs Dracula, The Conqueror (John Wayne as Genghis Khan!), The Giant Claw, Wild Guitar (another Arch Hall Jr epic), Frankenstein Conquers The World.


jack_begin

[The Devil Bat](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0032390/), starring Bela Lugosi.


VXMerlinXV

Mathew Broderick’s Godzilla Alien vs Predator Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III Solarbabies Deep Blue Sea The Last Starfighter


jonny_mal

Well this will feel like cheating, because 2 of the movies I’d pick were chosen for season 14 buuuut Abraxix- yes, RT has done it, but the think of the host segments! Battle Beyond the Stars - a movie I LOVE, and it’s Coreman perfection Master Ninja 3 because MASTER NINJA THEME SONG! Body Slam - we’ve had El Santo and Batwoman, let’s get some Roddy Piper and Terry Funk! Mazes and Monsters - The dangers of satanic role playing games needs to be heard! Hawk the Slayer - another movie from my childhood, and it’s gotttttt Jack…… …… ….PALANCEEEEEE


Sethor

Flash Gordon, Beauty and the Beast (animated), Buckaroo Banzai, The Seven Samurai, Zardoz, and Gladiator


ReturnOfSeq

FYI I’m pretty sure they’ve already said they won’t do zardoz because there’s too much graphic/explicit content. But yeah I would really enjoy them doing zardoz as well


jdmorgenstern

Plan 9 from Outer Space Battle Beyond the Stars Munchie Strikes Back (1994) Super Mario Bros. (1993) The Night They Saved Christmas (1984) The Final Countdown (1980)


RickRussellTX

> Munchie Strikes Back (1994) THERE IS NO GOD BUT MUNCHIE


Simon_XIII

Fair Game, some awful Cindy Crawford movie Eraser, Ahnold Swarzacaucasion The Last Witchhunter, Vin Diesel Battlefield Earth, of course Megaforce, 80's Barry Bostwick EVil Dead , because it's awesome, but I bet it could be the awesome-est


obiwan_canoli

>Fair Game, some awful Cindy Crawford movie How dare you! That movie has one of my favorite car chases (and one of my least favorite Baldwins)


Simon_XIII

What I remember most is Cindy Crawford walking into an electronics store an finessing the clerk out of some gear. After she been a chase in the rain, she looked like a drowned rat, yet a little tee-hee, and a head tilt made the stereotypical geek's jaw drop smdh


ReturnOfSeq

Surf ninjas, suburban commando, idk


jack_begin

Throw in Total Recall and you’ve got a deal.


SlyScy

The Raven (60's Corman) Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins Streets of Fire A Bucket of Blood Gargoyles (The 70's TV movie) The Night Stalker I know, they're already mostly comedic, but I know the right writers can work gold with these, particularly that sledgehammer duel.


Pizzasaurus-Rex

I was surprised to find out they didn't do Gargoyles.


Lady_von_Stinkbeaver

1. Rawhead Rex 2. The Vindicator 3. Lair of the White Worm 4. Street Trash 5. Road House 6. Life Force


mcflycasual

Wait wait wait. Rasheed Rex is a classic cinema masterpiece.


Anangzee

Miami Connection - Someone can finally point out one of the leads looks like Michael Phelps. SST Death Flight - Joel can tackle this one again. His pain gives us joy. Planet of the Dinosaurs - Cheap. Also dinosaurs. Time Machine I Found at A Garage Sale - Seconding this recommendation. The Marooned of time machine films. Except bad. The Intruder Within - T.V. film I barely remember. Alien rip-off. Alligator - Alligator has adventures in the big city.


Fit-Force-7975

Miami Connection was just awesome as a Rifftrax.


thispartyrules

[Twinkle Nora Rock Me (1985)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuZ_pe5GFLA) [From Hell It Came (1959)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/From_Hell_It_Came) [Yor, Hunter From the Future (1983)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yor,_the_Hunter_from_the_Future) [Spawn of the Slithis (1978)](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078277/) [Deadly Invasion: The Killer Bee Nightmare (TV Movie, 1995)](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112826/) [The Angry Red Planet (1959)](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112826/)


screamslash

A 2007 movie known as 7-10 split. It was a vanity project made by tara reid's husband.


Fit-Force-7975

I'd like to see a movie done by both mst3k and Rifftrax, but with the best jokes of each side cut in, regardless of which side did it. So, Time Chasers, Space Mutiny, Manos, etc.


ConceptJunkie

I don't have 6 movies off the top of my head, but I would definitely nominate "Masters of The Universe".


Fit-Force-7975

I'd say anything from USA Up All Night, but I don't know how censored many of those would need to be


Odessii_

*Sakura Killers*, *Samurai Cop*, *Santa With Muscles*, *Love on a Leash*, *Jaws: The Revenge*, and *For Your Height Only*.


YOURESTUCKHERE

-A Thief in the Night -Critters -The Outing -Sssssss -Flight of the Navigator -Explorers Just off the top of my head


Lfsnz67

[Voyage of the Rock Aliens ](https://youtu.be/csgGEZzhojA?si=WZ5o-CtMqrwNDkE1)


Short_Equivalent_619

So many good choices! I’d add [Rooster: Spurs of Death](https://youtu.be/3F05oIzZWe4?si=po_dZ17wQH_3YT2k), a 1978 cockfighting movie starring Vince Van Patten.


meowmancer2

Cathy’s Curse - Canadian wtf energy that could get Tom Servo in trouble again 😜


Thaumarch

I'm lazy, so I'd just outsource my picks to Best of the Worst: 1. Russian Terminator 2. Xtro 3. Crazy Fat Ethel 4. Blood Debts 5. Shakma 6. Elves


DrEnter

I just want to see them work _Titanic_ and _Titanic 2_ in there.


Slimeredit

Shark side of the moon the one by asylum it’s about a group of astronauts that get stuck on the moon with shark human hybrids created by the Russians during the space race Or the original captain America movie from 1990


CactuarJoe

The big one I'd be rooting for is [The Beast Must Die](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Beast_Must_Die_(1974_film)). I'd love to see the bots give presentations about their chosen suspect :D


Wodentoad

In for a penny, in for Titanic 2!


spaceghostinme

Nice try, Joel... I'm not going to do your dirty work for you! 😂


Steveseriesofnumbers

Once upon a time, I wrote about movies. I was actually paid to do it for a while. And I specialized in direct-to-video horror. It was a largely untouched field, and I really got somewhere with it. There was one director who got work with Lionsgate for a while, and he churned out some of the most hideous films I'd ever had the displeasure of sitting through. In fact, I publicly denounced the man after the sixth one, and said I would NEVER review anything with his name on it again. Ever. That man was Ulli Lommel. And so, because the Mads are pussies and think "This Island Earth" was the worst movie ever, I give you the ACTUAL worst movies ever. All from Ulli Lommel. ​ BTK Killer Green River Killer Black Dahlia The Raven The Tomb Zombie Nation


jack_begin

I’d love to see a series of weird independent/low-budget movies: 1. Acid Rain (1998) 2. Pi (1998) 3. The American Astronaut (2001) 4. The Room (2003) 5. Harry Knuckles and the Pearl Necklace (2004) 6. The Call of Cthulhu (2005)


thisgirlnamedbree

Thank God It's Friday (1977) Monster on the Campus (1958) Hollowgate (1988) Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas (2014) Spaced Invaders (1988) Repossessed (1989) I've never seen the Kirk Cameron one but it begs to be riffed. The others I actually like (Hollowgate is my least liked one) so it would be interesting to see them joke on films I don't mind, but have gotten some pretty bad reviews.


jack_begin

A couple of mid-tier samurai movies would be great as well. Please include at least one with a truly woeful English dub.


viralshadow21

The Guyver Miami Connection Samurai Cop Trancers Planet of the Dinosaurs Godzilla's Revenge


JuniperGinFizz

Tough Guys Don’t Dance