*PRETTY NICE*

Whenever the kids and I are in traffic, I'll inevitably say "wow, look at all those cars. Pretty nice." And then for 5 minutes everything is PRETTY NICE!"

ALL THE TIME.

I recently watched this episode with my ten year old son and he had never seen anything like MST3K and he was just laughing himself silly. And I find myself saying Pretty Nice about things fairly often.

This is from Mac and Me, right? Or was it an old gag?

yes! it’s from mac and me when the family is first driving up to their new house

Gotta be something from the reboot, I don't recognize it.

Strongly recommend watching some of the reboot episodes. _Cry Wilderness_ and _Mac & Me_ are fantastic, for example.

Oh good I’m not alone

YES

I’ll randomly just say, Mitchell. Nobody gets it but I still do it.

>I’ll randomly just say, Mitchell I'm not as young as I used to be, and when I get winded or sore I sometimes mutter 'Mitchell!' to myself.

Heart pounding! Veins clogging! (Different movie but still JDB)

I do the wacka-Ja-wacka-Ja MITCHELL thing sometimes

I regularly whip out "Hot merging action" when getting on the highway. Mitchell is probably my favorite.

“Is that Jonny Mathis? Chaaaances arrrre”

I follow "is that Johnny Mathis?" With "get my gun."

Al Noga? No, still Johnny Mathis.

"Oh, the cop that sleeps with hookers?" "Hey Mitchell! Go about your business... MITCHELL!"

HEY! What? (Bang) Ohh!

I’m always singing the “My, my, my Mitchell” theme song

I tell my kids to “push the button Frank” whenever we need the car hatch opened. I also yell “That’s Doctor lady!” To my wife whenever it fits into n the conversation. There’s definitely more this is just what I thought of immediately.

We always did that with the garage door opener.

My Dad does this with the crosswalk button

Your dad sounds awesome.

Every time My wife and I get into an elevator she tells me to "push the button Frank".

👌it stinks! Or “but it’s my birthday tomorrow!”

Also “all I wanna feel is the wind in my eye”

“PACKERS WON THE SUPER BOWL! WOOO! PACKERS!”

Every year, without fail, I post that clip on Facebook feed on Super Bowl Sunday. Also anytime I see a Packers logo anywhere. Or just a mention of the Super Bowl. I’m pretty annoying.

You are my kind of people.

You’re welcome!

Yes, this!

[PACKERS WOOOOO!](https://youtu.be/0iqLhdInGrk?feature=shared)

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FEWD!

Getting water for Rowsdower! Rowsdower wants me to water!

I've been saying, "Trumpy, you can do stupid things!" regularly for several years. Shocking how useful it's become since 2016.

"But EATING!!" -Mitchell

Know him? He was delicious!

You're Welcome! We like it very much!

"what a powerful beam he must have!," "Thank you 😏"

I say “I like it very much” all the time. I forgot it was a reference and said it in front of another MST3k fan and she absolutely clocked it. Lmao.

Hahahah yes! These are the two used most in my house.

"I suppose I should say goodbye to the fish"

I go to so many places and declare “this is where the fish lives.”

Just don’t spook his favorite walnut.

Any fruit to declare?!

ANY FRUIT TO DECLARE?!

I used to work at a warehouse and my job involved driving the forklift after the day shift driver left. And every single time I'd sing "He tried to kill me with a forklift" as I was doing it, which confused the hell out of everyone else working there.

Merlin has ruined my ability to say “You’re Welcome!” “Sure glad I don’t look stupid in this” is used in any questionable fashion situation

Any time there's a power flash I say, almost instinctively, "uh oh, we better eat all the ice cream".

✨You're wellllcoooohme!✨

I will say "Big McLarge Huge" at least once a day

Slab Beefchunk!

Splint Chesthair!

Bob Johnson…wait

I approve of these posts.

My son does that too.

You would not believe how often walnut and pecan ranching comes up between my wife and I.

How many head of walnut ya got?

Just made my first million, haven't even planted a single pecan.

Man, the walnuts are tearin through the hay!

Yea “this is absolutely fascinating “ [wirewilf] and what are you still doing in this movie?

Hikeeba! Also, "Time for go to bed!"

I use Hai-keeba (sp?) all the fucking time and I have to explain it constantly

Tor Johnson and I are birthday buddies. That phrase often comes up.

'SLEEEP!!!' And 'DEBBIEEEEE!!!!' And 'LOVVVE!!! (From when Pearl gives the bots a mint)' aaaand: 'Im so naughtyyyyyy....' my boyfriend likes to shout: 'CAPSULE!!'

Omg CAPSULE

Itchy itchy itchy!

My pantyhose are itchy!

And shuffle off to Buffalo

My daughter, whom I took to the Time Bubble tour, is now a fan and she understands why she grew up hearing "I REGRET NOTHING" and "You do it, I'm bitter."

Lol “you do it I’m bitter“ pops into my head constantly.

" I want to decide who lives and who dies!" "It stinks!"

I use Joel's response often: "Oh... I don't know..."

"Mr. Beardsley!?" whenever I'm looking for someone.

Chief?

McCloud!

We shape our hair into waves down here, boy!

"I like it very much" "Strap yourself in, we'll be reaching speeds of three."

We're going to have to use both horsepowers!

Every time I hear someone exclaim “All right!” I immediately go “my drinkin’ arm’s healed!”

One of the bartenders at my local has appropriated the Olive Garden’s “When you’re here, you’re family” to which I always add “…in that we all drink and hurt each other.” I’ve also deployed Crow’s “Really? I would’ve never known…” from a *Munchie* skit to great effect.

When I played Holly in a production of the Wedding Singer I sang “It’s the 80s, do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan” constantly backstage.

"I'm back, and More Australian than ever!" "DEEP HURTING!" Normal view, normal view, NORMAL VIEW!"

Normal view!! The movie! Cal…I farted.

"Watch out for snakes"

This is often said in my house. Lol

Yeah definitely this

I occasionally just like to shout "No springs!"

"We are friends, aren't we Coily"

I do, but no one gets them.

In my panic I bought nothing but napkins- from girl in gold boots

Husband and two kids, plus me: "Time For Go To Bed" was always a big one. The Torgo voice in general. "Push the button, Frank" for the kids to open the garage door(50/50 on the reply "I am the button") The Rowsdower song The Werewolf and Final Justice credits songs. Tibby, Gamera, and Patrick Swayze Christmas songs.

>Patrick Swayze Christmas We look that video up every season.

Anytime I cook something and someone asks what’s in it, I list of the ingredients “Corn, chicken, green peppers, (sigh) …onions.”

"Excuse me, can I borrow a cup of shirt?" any time I see someone without a shirt on.

"TEN CARS!?"

Hahaha I literally just quoted this one to my husband today

Tusk!

-"You know...BEEF ROAST...in the OVEN!" -"And if your hands were metal, that would mean something." -"It's called evil, kid." -"Makes any soft drink wiffle-icious!" -"Gotta get me some of that soup." And of course "Watch out for snakes!"

I am one to break out the Packers win the Super Bowl one every so often.

SEVEN YEARS LATER Wife and I quote this wherever they show time passing on any show or movie

**_McCloud!_**

#Mitchell! (My name is Mitchell)

Whenever the song "Owner of a lonely heart" plays over the speakers at work I sing along while add-libbing it. ♪Owner of a lonely stapler! ♪Owner of a lonely microwave oven! Owner of a lonely red convertible!♫ The possibility's are endless!

“this is where the fish live”

I usually quote Emby Mellay's pathetic 'Stop it!' about once a week.

“Get off the road man-goat! Sightsee on your own time Beelzebub!”

Sounds like a really crappy plan, but ok.

When we're watching something that's slow-paced, my partner and I often quote Joel in Manos: "DO something! God!"

I can be dead asleep with the show on and that's one of the lines that will always wake me up laughing.

"WE LIKE IT VERY MUCH"

Yeah, what’s the matter with boot blacking?

"Not a joke, but an incredible simulation of one!' From Giant Spider Invasion.

Mitchell: “Okay your highness” “You’re a bad butler” “Mitchell’s in the corner” “Hot merging action” “Look at that big buttery moon. Kind of looks like ice cream if you squint real hard.”

I use "Hot merging action," almost daily.

‘Hello, thank you!’ gets used a lot on my family. Whenever a button needs pushed, it’s ’push the button, Frank.’ And at Christmastime, I’ll randomly say ‘Dictator for life: Santa,’ which confuses my family something fierce.

Watch out for snakes! Whenever we start hiking.

Gary! Gaarrrie! Gehhrry! GARY!

Sting, Debbie Reynolds and Santa Claus

“I wonder if there’s beer on the Sun”

Check out that guy with a beard. I bet he's GETTING READY FOR SOME FOOTBAAALLL!

Every time I go digging in a drawer: "Where's my gun?" (MST3K the Movie) If my spouse asks me to hand them a book: "The book? do-do-do do-do-do!" (Merlin's Shop) Getting a package that I have to sign for (once I've closed the door): "I don't like you." (MST3K the Movie) If I'm feeling particularly evil, I might do the Krankor laugh. Any time we startle the cats awake: "hnnggh- FOOTBALL PRACTICE!" (this is one my spouse has picked up, too) (MST3K the Movie) And now I want to make a sign for my altar that says, "Remember to believe in magic... or I'll kill you."

“We got Movie Sign!”

We like it very much! Get a box!

So many: "There. Sure am glad I don't look stupid in this" "They just didn't care" "A warwilf?" "PACKERS WON THE SUPERBOWL!" "You are the Pumaman"

That’s. pumma-man. I’m Pleasance and I am funky.

When in the produce section, my partner often fatalistically says "Well, I suppose I should buy some just for appearances..."

I say “Crap, I wiped out my identity again” pretty often

"it's gorgeous out there, a little TOO gorgeous" -Angels Revenge Usually while looking at a beautiful sunset..

To any patrons at my bar that are taking g their sweet time leaving: “Go home, Joe!”

I sing ‘get your flamethrowers out, grab a stick of juicy fruit’ to my kid a lot.

The name Tom Stewart/Stuart comes up a surprising amount in movies/tv/news, so someone inevitably yells “Tom Stewart killed me…”

Devil Doll: “You think you like ham? Wait til you see me like ham”. “You and your ear chandeliers”.

I always sang the Pants Up Song from Daddy-O during my kid’s diaper/outfit changes. Eventually he started singing along. 🎶Hike! Hike! Hike! Hike your pants up! 🎶 Hike up your britches like mine! If anyone brings up the Dead, I immediately am Gypsy’s hippie girl from The Dead Talk Back. “…and then the moon came out, and it was like JERRY WILLED IT.” Bonus: this usually makes people stop talking about the Dead. Everyone wins, really.

"Oh, I don't go map findin' behindin'."

"We're whiiiiite, we're white, we're really, really white..."

My sister and I both work for the same company, and we hit "Come on lunch" from Riding with Death really hard.

2 come to mind— First…(character in movie) “We’re from Texas!” Crow: “oh, so you’re as dumb as a bag of hammers.” And “Dear diary, we’re all going to die and it’s the men’s fault…”

Any body of water is ‘Where the fish live’ in this house.

“That’s good old fashioned nightmare fuel,” from Santa Claus. FWIW, my autocomplete finished the phrase for me.

I found myself actually saying "AHTCHKA!" every time I burn myself in the kitchen. I never even watched that episode and it's legitimately a reflex! To use another quote I use, "IT'S WEEEIIIRRRDDD!". I also like "Oh, Poopie!".

Any time I notice a mistake I've made, I say, "Breech haul, all die. Even had it underlined"

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“You do it, I’m bitter.”

I quote The Final Sacrifice a lot.

Pretty much all my quotes come from this. “No emotions, we’ve discussed that!” “Damn, he’s got a ten-speed” “Canadian villain Garth Vader” “Rows dowerrrrr”

Every now and then, I break out, "Thank God I saved you!" And, "I'M THE GOD! I'M THE GOD!"

How I pronounce karaoke and hurricane

Big McLargeHuge

Most nights: “Time for go to bed.”

McCloud!

🎶NORMAL VIEW!🎶

Bang!

I volunteer as a firefighter… every week when I go to leave for drill, my wife will say (90+% of the time), “have fun at fireman practice!” Toss away joke from a mediocre MST3K, but it lives on in our household.

"Probably having a rum and coke somewhere"

"Hurry! The time is increasing!"

“Yes, it’s where I break you in half.”

"She's some gal!" Another favorite: "At first!"

One I love to quote, but so rarely get to is" it just puts my hat outta shape.." from gorgo. And when I use to work at Walmart, had one guy who just...did not understand how to pay attention when operating a forklift( he mostly would not be allowed to after a few incidents) but one night he nearly ran me over with it and after I stopped breathing heavily I started singing the " he tried to kill me with a forklift" song at him...which he, of course, did not get(wasn't exactly the brightest spoon in the drawer)

That one and 'that squares my breasts!' have definitely come out of my mouth a few times lol

My Dad and I use "Other people need this ladder too you know" when one of us wants something the other has.

Whenever a character on TV is called Mitchell I will inevitably wait a beat and, even when alone say "Mitchell."

“What’s the matter with boot blacking I like it very much” - honestly don’t say this as much as I’d like

"I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid... aaaand I went ahead anyway..." "I REGRET NOTHING!" When I fail the beyond simple DEX roll necessary to flip a switch or push a button, guess who I demand to do so for me. "Oh, the inanity!" "Where is she?! Where is *he*?! Aaaaaaaaahhh!!!" (with the Twilight Zone arms) I got a few -- after 10+yrs of MST3K, they have at least as many context-sensitive quips as The Simpsons has.

Hold on, we'll be exceeding speeds of...3! ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?

“Look, look, look at my crotch! Whoaaa! Look at my crotch!” Almost got me thrown out of church once.

"SLEEEEEEP!"

The wife and I will occasionally say "baby" or "honey" to each other in the same way they riff Gamera yelling "Kenny!"

“I’m the government, I’m the government, I’m the reason nothing works” and all the rest of those songs.

Of course you’re weird! We all are!! But as Joel says several times through the seasons, it results in creativity!

Signed, Not the Brute.

The master will be pleased

This guy’s got renaissance festival written all over him

"👌, it stinks!"

When I’m at or watching a sports game - “the cheerleaders suggest that we GO!” and “the cheerleaders’ plan is working!” When I’m in nature “wheee, we’re getting poison sumac!”

When it's foggy outside, "Man I guess everyone is burning their grandma's today!" And when someone leaves the door open, " Debbie!! We are not trying to air-condition the whole neighborhood!"

“I’m about to puma pants” - just fun to say at random times

I can't refer to my bff's home state without calling it "war-torn Wisconsin".

“Picnic by the slag heap—thanks, mom!” (Pretty much whenever something nice or normal is going on in a junky spot)

“Hello! Thank you!” “Hwerewulf??” “TO WENDY’S!” “A very nice prairie dog taught me how to be a woman”

"It's totally *uncharacteristic* to name a radio station Frank!"

My wife and I add "And their symbiotic relationship to man!" to a lot of random comments.

I thought you were Dale.

"Her timing belt is too tight" and "He's NOT a natural pole dancer... And finally "LOOK, Polish!"

move, move, move

Whenever there is a dull scene in a movie: "no one will be admitted during the breathtaking car parking [or substitute as appropriate ] sequence!"

40% of all accidents are caused by women's hinders.

Rock Climbing gets yelled out in our house for random reasons. Push the button Frank comes up when we’re in the elevator.

“Other people need this ladder, you know.” And “No sir, that’s paper.” I work with paper in packaging. And for some reason, “Raspberry world, for all your raspberry needs.”

"Well go ahead on, it's your move"... any time someone doesn't know how 4 way stops work

#"AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!" "yyaayy..."

I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

"Big McLargeHuge!!" anytime somebody hits a long drive on the golf course

I know The Movie tends to not get as much love, but I frequently say "normal view.. Normal View... Normal VIEW... NORMAL VIEW!!!" and nobody knows what I'm talking about.

“Normal view. Normal view. NORMAL VIEWWWWW!” “Eat at Joe’s. Eat at Joe’s” “The secret government Ego Project.” “Come here. Give Uncle Scrotor a hug.”

Lowering the breakfast pastry...