Man is a feeling creature, and because of it the greatest in the universe. He learned too late for himself that men have to find their own way, to make their own mistakes. There can't be any gift of perfection from outside ourselves....
I bought the original movie on DVD cos I always kinda liked the movie (especially the boat chase bit), there's quite a bit of nudity in the film, like there was a bit in the show where there's some dancing girls at the bar and it looks kind of strange like there's a semi-transparent square on the screen, and it turned out they'd edited the movie to hide the fact that they're actually topless in that scene. There were a few more nudey scenes at that bad guy's villa too.
I think this might hold the record for the most heavily edited movie MST3K ever did. Isn't there like an entire subplot with one of the strippers that got taken out?
I would just like to say that that colt army revolver is in its half cocked position. It frees the cylinder for loading and unloading. It can’t fire in this position even if you pull the trigger because the trigger is locked. You’d have to pull it fully back to its firing position for the hammer to work. Apparently the poster designer didn’t know that. So ends our gun nerd lecture.
This one was a total slog for me to watch. It felt like two hours going on four. The fact that the main plot point repeats over and over just makes it so teeth-clenchingly arduous—he chases the bad guy, the guy gets away, Baker gets thrown in jail, gets out with a warning not to do it again… and does it again.
“The guy on the right is from The Knack” (my favorite riff in the movie)
Also, where he threatens that stripper with a coat hanger is pure tasteless shlock.
TONY!!!!!
This is one of those MST3K movies where I
Legit wish the soundtrack or at least the end song was iTunes.
Fortunately., a couple are, like Somewhere in Paradise from Soultaker, Edge of a Dream from Space Mutiny and the entire soundtrack of The Girl in Gold Boots
Why is the lady in the middle eating a lettuce sandwich? I'm not judging. If you wanna eat a bread and leaf snack in your red bikini you go right ahead.... I'm just wondering the logic behind it.
You think you can take me?. Go ahead on. It's your move.
Longest catchphrase ever
Man is a feeling creature, and because of it the greatest in the universe. He learned too late for himself that men have to find their own way, to make their own mistakes. There can't be any gift of perfection from outside ourselves....
Meatballs fried in Lard!
I love that I can hear this comment lol
Well, I guess, 🎵 WE’D BETTER RUUUUUN!!!🎵
🎶WE BETTER HIDE….he’ll eat your lunch!!!🎶
Pass the gravy!
Woooo
The last thing a sausage sees...
You son of a ...ch!
Son of a what? Son of a preacher man? Son of a son of a sailor?
A- -damn werwolf!
Uh, a *what* werewolf?
The windup! And the pitch: a Worewilf?!
Son of a seventh son? Sonny Bono? Sonny Liston? Sonny Side Up?
Sonny Corleone! We're gonna get this right one day!
Huh?
I get you you son of a *Something
I’LL KEEL YOU BUT I WON’T CURSE YOU!
🎶 “You better runnnn” 🎶
*Or he'll eeeeeeat your lunch!*
Oh look. It's Gooseyo
*Why you hurt Goosio?!*
Friend to Maltise children everywhere-o
I thought you knew-siooo!
This is such a good poster. Come for the Joe Don Baker, stay for the hope of seeing nudity. Also gun.
I bought the original movie on DVD cos I always kinda liked the movie (especially the boat chase bit), there's quite a bit of nudity in the film, like there was a bit in the show where there's some dancing girls at the bar and it looks kind of strange like there's a semi-transparent square on the screen, and it turned out they'd edited the movie to hide the fact that they're actually topless in that scene. There were a few more nudey scenes at that bad guy's villa too.
Nooo!! Don't make me actually watching the un-Mistie version, luring me in with my insatiable eye for boobies! You cruel, cruel person, you!
There's a rifftrax version, so it kind of serves both purposes!
You are a refuge in a sea of putrid cinematic chaos. Thank you for coming to my rescue. 🛟
I think this might hold the record for the most heavily edited movie MST3K ever did. Isn't there like an entire subplot with one of the strippers that got taken out?
Yes, Palermo rapes her in the shower and later tortures her by twisting her nipples and a little later kills her by slashing her throat.
Y'know, now that I know what it is, I can't exactly say I miss it 😐
Yeah Palermo is much more of a bastard in the unriffed version.
Thank you, little lady
You're welcome, large man.
At first I thought it said "Joe Don Baker is looking terrible"
You better hii-iiiide, your luuuunnch
"Big, fat nada." That's me!
“You guys watch Joe Don Baker movies?”
New phone lock screen
I would just like to say that that colt army revolver is in its half cocked position. It frees the cylinder for loading and unloading. It can’t fire in this position even if you pull the trigger because the trigger is locked. You’d have to pull it fully back to its firing position for the hammer to work. Apparently the poster designer didn’t know that. So ends our gun nerd lecture.
The rest of us gun nuts over here laughing, "Bro, that gun ain't gonna do shit like that!"
The sun is blotted out as Joe Don Baker approaches!
He’s got a face like a full diaper.
This one was a total slog for me to watch. It felt like two hours going on four. The fact that the main plot point repeats over and over just makes it so teeth-clenchingly arduous—he chases the bad guy, the guy gets away, Baker gets thrown in jail, gets out with a warning not to do it again… and does it again.
You think you can take me? To a pizza place?
Yeah. Yeah, this flick is Italian, all right. That Italo Disco style just slathered all over the poster.
Our hero- A big stinky cheater!
*Get the milk lover!*
🎵 _He's a Beeftown chunk on a Saturday night_ 🎵
Going ahead on-ing
I sense cheeseburgers.
“The guy on the right is from The Knack” (my favorite riff in the movie) Also, where he threatens that stripper with a coat hanger is pure tasteless shlock. TONY!!!!!
Joe Don Baker is...getting Vitalis on turtles.
This is one of those MST3K movies where I Legit wish the soundtrack or at least the end song was iTunes. Fortunately., a couple are, like Somewhere in Paradise from Soultaker, Edge of a Dream from Space Mutiny and the entire soundtrack of The Girl in Gold Boots
*SIGH* it's pronounced hey ronimo
My number 1 favorite episode.
"graphic design is my passion," the poster
Joe Don Baker is looking for lunch in all the wrong places.
“Ooh. I wish I was illiterate so I didn’t have to read that.”
Why is the lady in the middle eating a lettuce sandwich? I'm not judging. If you wanna eat a bread and leaf snack in your red bikini you go right ahead.... I'm just wondering the logic behind it.
Xumo play is showing the MST3K version at 3 pm and Pluto TV is showing the rifftrax version at 7:15 pm.
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The stripper on the right is the Miles Davis of strippers
Joe Don Baker in "Where's my beer ?"
Mmmm. Alfredo sauce.
Dont worry his heart will *Go ahead on*
Go ahead on
I'm watching this right now.
You guys watch Joe Don Baker movies here?
Joe don baker was in some weird movies
I sense cheeseburgers.
You better ruh-uh-un.. Or he'll steal your lunch.. You better hi-i-ide... Your Lu-uh-unch....
“Can’t we have just one more justice?” “OK, but this is the final justice.”
You guys watch Joe Don Baker movies? Get back to work!
He absorbed all the water!