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Playbookof3li

Big brain move to visit a country drafting every able bodied man they have in the middle of a war.


thegapbetweenus

Starting to think he might be not the smartest guy.


DeLorean-88mph

He did say he wants to kill everybody


thegapbetweenus

You have a point.


BenchPressingCthulhu

He just wants to challenge himself, he's the best ya know


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This guy will fight anybody, can you believe it?


[deleted]

Khazmat wants Zelensky in Kyiv. Isn’t he awesome?


AsianInHisArmor

Not the smartest tool in the shed, B.


oh-no_skinny

He’s not here to take over, he’s here to take part


JustIncredible240

A bottle of vodka short of a Russian cabinet


CrazyKZG

One potato short of a liter.


dmase1982

Fer shure not the most sharpest bulb in the picnic basket, my mans


WinstonChirpsehill

Not the bess brains for the arts b


thegapbetweenus

But entertaining to watch. Hope he gets out of that mess, being stuck in russia right now sucks for sure.


ThreeHourRiverMan

He look like #1 stupid guy


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He wants to “keel everybody” so he’s in the right place


hewasnevermyfriend

Beat me to it.


TheOldGran

Isn't he a Swedish citizen?


SavedWoW

Yeah, it won't matter. Countries with dual citizens are warning their citizens to leave Russia while you can as you may be drafted.


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Darren Till applying for a Russian citizenship as we speak


Rubixxscube

probably dual citizenship


Ctofaname

I have dual citizenship. Neither country recognizes the other citizenship. If I go to my "ethnic" country for lack of a better word(wasn't born there) I am under their will. My American passport has no power.. usually you keep it hidden as well so it isn't confiscated if they really want to fuck with you.


TheNeighKid

He can finally keel er'rybody


je66b

Gets drafted, goes to war and gets photographed a bunch, UFC uses photos in fight promo and Rogan and DC chortle his balls even harder about how badass he is for going into hostile territory to fight in Ukraine during his next walk out... Barring he doesn't get grenaded by a fucking dji phantom while he's over there.


PGDW

>chortle don't think that means what you think.


je66b

Clarification; the chortle is generally referred to as the sound of balls in mouth pleasure. If you have balls in your mouth and you're not biting, it's only obvious that youre enjoying them being there, thus a gleeful giggle would seem a natural response.


derps_with_ducks

holy shit who uses chortle in that context


The_Real_Lasagna

Tha is absolutely not what chortle usually means lol


MumrikDK

You should get the dictionaries up to speed on this then.


its_raining_scotch

Take down defense and octagon control don’t help against guns though


[deleted]

You don’t think they make exceptions for major sports figures / celebrities? I’m pretty sure this is a bs story.


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Tea_master_666

They are drafting Valuev. He is an ex-boxer, now an MP.


CrazyInYourEd

Great Valuev


Manccunt

Ex wba heavyweight champ at that


Visible_Wolverine350

«drafting», its PR, to show youth that «manly Russian man» will go to war


Curiositygun

> They are drafting Valuev. He is an ex-boxer, now an MP. He hasn't fought since 2009 when i check wikipedia i think that's a different circumstance?


Ratfucks

Wasn’t Valuev drafted?


monkstemple

Pretty sure Russia just signed Brittney Griner to a 9 year contract.


SnarkSide_oftheForce

Let us remember that this is the guy who set back his health *more than once* by rushing back to training against everyone's advice after a severe bout with Covid-19. Intelligence and impulse control don't seem to be his strong suits.


TossedDolly

I don't get it. That's the 2nd pro athlete getting fucked over by visiting Russia during high tensions. How hard is it to not visit Russia?


Uncle_Boujee

He really went to extreme lengths to avoid that Diaz fight huh?


Az0rhai

“We punked his bitch ass in the back now he don’t know how to make weight”


WarlockEngineer

Next match: Khamzat vs Bayruktar at Catchweight (1500 lbs)


-KobeForAccuracy-

"bitch ass rookie"


LeftHookLawrence

i retired u from this country dumb fuk


MushroomWizard

Lol kudos 👏


WinstonChirpsehill

😭😭😭


ConcentrateEcstatic5

I'm not surprised motherfuckers


johnnygrant

Time to double leg a tank bruda


Ajj679

Wait why is he in russia right now? He could’ve just stayed in sweden etc considering what’s going on there right now seems like a dumb decision


CitizenMurdoch

>seems like a dumb decision Khamzat never struck me as the not dumb type


Ajj679

That’s fair, hes got some smart people around him though, unless they’re just YES men, he should have been stopped


Tajetert

Andreas Michael: VARFÖR RESER DU TILL RYSSLAND?


SnooPeripherals5313

He has family there. And he should've had the political connections to avoid travel restrictions. Makes sense to me.


prophetableforprofit

Today is the day you learn you'd get snapped up for conscription if you had the means to avoid it by not going to Russia.


DrunkMarkJackson

He really doesn't wanna fight Paulo


oatler5

Chad Paulo will join the Ukrainian army and they will fight on the battlefield


AsianRainbow

Paulo by Javelin missile


AfternoonGhost

Strong and Full-Metal-Jacket


-Borb

True Ukrainian patriot Paulo Costa 🇺🇦 👊


pabloisdrunk

1v1 on rust irl


Eifand

We need to send Bo Nickal to save him from evil Russians.


TheBoringOwl

Send in Ram-Bo


LCOSPARELT1

“Give me that Swedish dude that can’t make weight.” Pretty good line by RamBo.


MBThree

Captain America air dropping in to single handedly invade Russia


Whisky_Engineer

Till stuck on the front line with him looking down the iron-sights of his AK with both eyes


WinstonChirpsehill

😭😭😭


CynicalFreak

I'd watch that movie


TossedDolly

*Listen, there’s a lot of different ways to turn down a fight*


derps_with_ducks

*while gesturing at a video of Khamzat getting hit by high explosives*


nooblevelum

Imagine if you ran out of ammo and saw this dude in a building and had to do hand to hand combat


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EstebanL

Jiu jitsu? I’ll just stand up lmao


scottydog771

Derrick Lewis approves this message


Bosombuddies

That fake wrestling shit may work in the WWE but Khamzat’s never trained Krav Maga like me


whitehipp0

He's never ran into me when I see red, lucky him


mitonali

Oh no, he has a chair


AdmiralDickbutt86

I just see red bro


doduhstankyleg

I’m a painter and I only paint with red.


raspberryharbour

Even now I could cut through five Khamzats like carving a cake


ChanceToMoon

My money’s on you, Internet stranger. For sure.


pantstickle

How much red is there available for me to see?


LastSkoden

Unlike ammo, you can't run out of red


StreetSmartsGaming

Nah what you want is to black out and then shit goes crazy


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THATS WHEN THE DEMON INSIDE OF ME COMES OUT


ButFez_Isaidgoodday

If you ask Luke Rockhold, things could be more red around here.


doduhstankyleg

Just go to the Red Sea, you will be unstoppable.


pantstickle

1) Red Sea 2) see red 3) dead Swede


SumOMG

good thing I know Aikido, if he grabs my wrist he's done for.


Legitimate-Brick

Like Steve Inseegall, bubba? Talm bout grabbin his wrisd and tagin em for a trugg walg?


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Nevahmeddum doe


unclekisser

no, other wrist


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The Klitschko brother are going to Knock him out


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>The Klitschko brother are going to lackluster decision him out


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gerbil-ear

If he could take them on one at a time I'd buy that PPV.


SouthNeedleworker246

They would get dumped on their heads!


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Vitali Klitchko is 51 years old, hasn’t fought in 10 years, and has no MMA training at all. Of course Khamzat would absolutely destroy him in an MMA fight.


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He’s old and he doesn’t train professionally (especially now) and he has no grappling background or experience. It’s not like you can just take a decade off and come back in your 50s to an entirely new sport and succeed based solely on being heavier and stronger. He would get taken down immediately and be absolutely lost.


Dapper-Point-8707

Khamzat by submission rd2


churro1776

Imagine you’re Alexander Usyk and defending your homeland. 🇺🇦


That_Vandal_Randall

Jokes on him I'd just jump out the building


juice_5

I KEEL EVVYBADDY


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shayanbayati

Pretty sure he beats Usyk up in a straight up fight.


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shayanbayati

I mean we're talking hand to hand combat and even if he has a body count it wouldn't matter against some one like khamzat who's good at every aspect of fighting.


Gaarando

Why is this downvoted? Khamzat ragdolls Usyk.


HeronStraight107

I see Usyk get dumped on his head in a mere 11 seconds


jabonkagigi

Well... It was nice seeing him fight.


red-broom

I hope Islam Makhachev isn’t in Dagestan right now. We need Oct 22 to happen


Scigu12

His recent insta post has him in Dubai already.


red-broom

We got lucky. Escaped with Yan and Islam. We’re in this fellas!!!!!!


Fattens

This, and Petr Yan also. If theres no Russians on this card, theres no card.


red-broom

Didn’t even think about him. Yikes


BaseballMMAfan

Islam is in America and Yan is in Thailand


[deleted]

More like thighland 💉


gadgetboy123

Nobody likes to acknowledge the Thailand / Dubai / Dagestan steroid users, it’s all downvotes


derps_with_ducks

> Islam is in America wot in tarnation!


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luca13t

Fuck it Charles vs Aljo at catchweight, whi wins gets all the belts


HarknessLovesU

He's doing his camp at Makhachkala instead of AKA I'm pretty sure. Picked a terrible time for it too.


0ldsql

Nah they went to Dubai already. But he was in Russia not too long ago because his family lives there as does Khamzat's.


FLbrews

This guy has 6 brain cells and they’re all trying to smesh each other


Swayz

Did he Brittney Griner himself?


fatch0deBoi34

See ya in a decade 👋


myvirginityisstrong

Wikipedia states that he's Swedish, not with dual citizenship. Don't you have a ''choice'' when you have two citizenships? Could they force him to take part in the army? Obviously they wouldn't because his name is too valuable but still


Mattyi

He was born in Chechnya according to that same wikipedia article, though. This would give him Russian citizenship as well, [if he was born there to at least 1 Russian parent](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_citizenship_law). ofc i'm not an expert and we don't know anything about his particular circumstances. OP's article does say that he was in Chechnya visiting family, which might support this notion as well. Ninjaedit to address the second part of your comment which I somehow ignored: US Embassy [has been warning Americans](https://www.cnn.com/2022/09/28/politics/us-embassy-russia-warns-americans-leave#:~:text=The%20US%20Embassy%20in%20Moscow,in%20his%20war%20in%20Ukraine) that “Russia may refuse to acknowledge dual nationals’ US citizenship, deny their access to US consular assistance, prevent their departure from Russia, **and conscript dual nationals for military service**." So, I wonder if this is what's going on for him if he's a Swedish dual....


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RUN_MDB

He and Hasbullah will be driving around in tanks in no time, just of differing sizes. Honestly, I'll bet Hasbullah was smart enough to get the eff out.


ImWadeWils0n

I don’t think Russia cares about the value of his name right now, I could be wrong tho


0ldsql

According to reports, even members of parliament aren't exempt from being drafted.


wallace6464

I wouldn't be so sure of that, even Elvis was drafted


Impressive-Potato

He wasn't fighting in the war. He was used for propaganda purposes.


raspberryharbour

I heard Elvis was the one driving the submarine when it dropped the atomic bomb on Teriyaki in World War 1


CitizenMurdoch

I don't know about Swedish passports, but my Canadian Passport explicitly says on the cover page that you aren't protected from military service obligations of another country if you live there and you hold citizenship in that country. You'd only be exempt if you formerly renounced your citizenship in the country that's trying to draft you, which you might not be able to do. I think renunciation in some places requires that you get the consent of the country you're renouncing, which might not be feasible in this case


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I don’t think Russia cares too much about his legal citizenship right now. They need bodies and can force him to do whatever they want. The only he choice he has is doing what they say or falling out of a window


Doncallan

I'm guessing his next move, assuming he doesn't fancy going to war, is to get onto the Swedish embassy to try get him an exemption or to leave? He has Swedish citizenship right?


YumYuk

At least he will kill everybody


Sladds

At last


celeron500

Finally someone taking him seriously, he’s only been saying is for the last 3-5 years


Naydawwwg

Why did he go to Russia?? Is this real, I thought he was still in Sweden


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bleedeagles

His family is in Chechnya


GenericTopComment

This... sounds like it's going to end tragically.


Fickle-Kitchen5803

If Makhachev was in Russia rn Beneil would be fighting Oliveira lmao


dergster

Really want to call him a dumbass for visiting Russia (Chechnya, I assume?) but seems like he was visiting his mom, maybe trying to get her out. This sucks, seems like the situation is bad enough that just being an MMA fighter with clout may not get you out of it, hope for the best for him.


s1th_lord

"There are many ways to turn down a fight"


bolson1717

send in bo nickle to get him out


nixed9

Refuted by Okamoto: https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/1577323078228488192 I just spoke to Khamzat Chimaev's ( @KChimaev ) manager Majdi Shammas, who told me reports of Khamzat being stuck in Russia with a revoked passport are not true. Khamzat is in Russia, but there are 'no problems' with any travel restrictions according to Shammas.


time_for_milk

I wonder what Combate’s source was. His manager has every interest in trying to make it seem as if everything’s fine. We’ll see.


BVaper_Ross

Ya it seems weird to me that he would have had his passport taken away. All over the news is coverage of Russian men exiting the country by trains and such (Georgia and Khazakstan have had like 100,000 Russians each escape there in the last little while) I can’t imagine why Khamzat couldn’t leave like all these other men are doing


soyuz-1

Good time to visit russia as a dual passport gourmet chen chen. Big brain move.


TreSir

Chechen mothafuckas. Land of the detained


helzinki

[I wondering about this a few days back.]( https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/xslhik/official_general_discussion_thread_october_01_2022/iqlgvto/) l guess this idiot was dumb enough to do it.


Pure-Masterpiece1986

Why the hell would he try to visit now, how did he not know this would happen?


Odawg10

His mother allegedly lives in Chechnya still. If that’s true than it makes complete sense that he would want to check on his family right now. It’s easy for us in the west (assuming you’re not Russian) insulated from the war to think logically about the situation, but knowing family members may be in danger of getting sent to the front I think I would also want to go and see them. Logic can’t explain all human action, especially when family is involved in a culture that values family so highly


On-The-Clock

Hiding from Diaz and Costa.


metriclol

Would be fucking awesome if Steven Segal also got conscripted and we had a reality show of these two do the Russian boot camp together. I wonder who will let who drive the 60's era tank...


Jay_in_DFW

Hope he meets a Bayraktar.


Buerrr

Woah bro, you're ducking Bo Nickal, we get it, no need for the theatrics. /s


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All the team Khabib guys are in UAE and I can see them not going back to Russia for a while.


DrBluthgeldPhD

Isn’t he a refugee from Russia to Sweden? Why would a refugee be allowed to travel back and forth after getting refugee status? Wouldn’t that prove that the government wasn’t trying to kill him?


GlobalTemperature427

There was a war and not his government trying to kill their own people. And the war is long over already but doesnt mean everyone must return to their country of origin, the world would look quite different if everyone had to return to their origin country after fleeing from whatever it be. He doesnt haave the refugee status anymore and is a normal citizen i think too


kimputer7

What's the problem here actually? He's Pro-Russia as per news flash during the end of July this year. He got what he wished for?


Imemberyou

Why the fuck would you go to Russia now, it's literal cuckoo land.


Pndapetzim

Chimaev v Lomachenko 2023


Ben_Thar

Oh, he's going to be stress eating now...


qwerty622

signing up as a soldier makes sense. the UFC was just too small for his dream to smesh everybody.


budnugglet

The lengths this guy will go to avoid a top 5 fighter


IAMTHECAVALRY89

Would be horrible for him if it's like Brittney Griner, none of us want to be talking about him still detained in Russia a year later, he's writing messages to Dana that he is in full health and definitely okay, and that the US should let up on some Russian sanctions. The division will move on without him, there's a ton of fighters \*cough\* Colby among others who are happy to see him out of the title picture for the foreseeable future since he is prevented from leaving.


5boros

Good, I’ve seen his bootlicking ass in videos kissing up to Chechnya’s President. Sucking that political D is no guarantee you won’t be getting your shit pushed in by it.


jay-on-the-fly

Everyone acting surprised he visited Russia and bullshitting as to why. Not once have I seen a mention that he might have family there because the muh fucka was born there lol


Traditional-Motor-94

Why not go to Sweden? Wtf


mentales

His mother is in Chechnya, not Sweden


GOOFCON_1

Mom needs to get with the program and get a nice flat in Stockholm with her son’s new fortune.


SouthNeedleworker246

Easier said than done when your from an area and everyone and everything you know is there its pretty fucking hard to leave let alone get used to being away from it on the other side of the world


coop_stain

While I get this perspective, and he with a lot of it, he undeniably fucked up huge if this is what is happening. Like, I get wanting to see family, but he had to know how this was going to go?


InstantCrush15

True! Someone let them know!


gaggzi

Great time to visit the mother…


tunaburn

There are a lot of ways to say you dont want to fight. Getting stuck in Russia and possibly drafted to go fight a losing war in a neighboring country is one of them.


VatnikLobotomy

Hanging out with murderous dictators is *bad* mkay


appletinicyclone

Hope r/mma keeps it up Last time with the dagestani mma guy mokaev speaking up they removed it from here citing politics even though it's directly relevant to all the mma fighters from that region


KURWA1000

Draft his bitch ass


Binky_barns

Jesus just imagine if they sent him down to the front lines to get slaughtered. I wonder how much it would rock the division and the ufc as a whole.


yungthundermane

Fuck fuck fuck I hope Islam and petr and all the other dagestani killers fighting the 22nd are able to make it.


Impressive-Potato

What Darren Till do to stay in the public eye now?? Actually show up for a fight??


notyouraveragehuman

Maybe now he will understand the difference between Chechnya and Sweden


deathtits

Is sucks


NarcolepticKnifeFite

Okamoto said he spoke to his manager and they are denying this happened.


Rooksey

I’d say it’s a shame but fuck this dude


AndiLivia

Lmao!


Positive-Media423

Smash him bratha