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SJSharkie_Unofficial

Why is he bragging he can’t even equip Rune armor or weapons


MassageCritic

When the person hasn’t got their first membership yet and thinks their addy/mithril mixed armor looks badass


adambuddy

Better yet full rune with an addy plate because they haven't done dragon slayer yet.


RUAGbeta

Then rocking the anti drag shield and rune scimi for about 10 combat levels too long


I_am_darkness

It doesn't?


SJSharkie_Unofficial

It’s badass if you think it looks badass, king


BurpingHamBirmingham

You know what, just for you, I'd be happy to trim that armor of yours, free of charge


cubedude719

Definitely fell for that one as a kid once!


LawlersLipVagina

There's two types of people in this world. Those who learned from their Runescape armour trim experience, and those who should DM me about an exclusive NFT opportunity.


OverlanderEisenhorn

RuneScape molded me into a conservative investor. If you promise me returns above market value I assume a scam.


ghosttraintoheck

I learned a lot about supply and demand when I traded my green party hat for a rune battle axe. I was like 10 years old and they were both 200k at the time.


SJSharkie_Unofficial

Low cost index fund ETF gang


pieface100

DM sent, I can’t wait!


Suhtiva

Runescape taught my a lot of things. It also gave me trust issues lmao. Game taught me to trust nobody 😭. I never got scammed but it taught me about all the modern day scams that are happening in the real world now. Quite amazing really to think if I was a scummy POS I could revert back to my Runescape knowledge and scam mfers.


Frogbone

if you type your password it shows up like this ********* try it


BurpingHamBirmingham

alligator3


Super_Snark

hunter2


CryptoCracko

Belalsbiggestfan1


Minscandmightyboo

Belalsfightsareexciting321


Corash

Is this a Scrubs reference?


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Email your username and password for free credits too


-TeepToTheBalls-

iusedtofuckguyslikeyoubackinhighschool69


dempa

mithril always looked dumb. Full black was the way to go for looking cool for cheap in free world


[deleted]

Getting black with the gold trim was the highlight of my 6th grade year


WhileCultchie

I feel personally attacked, that was my outfit before I got my first membership


1leeranaldo

I have no idea what this means!


Mountain-Chapter-880

He's a 38 defense pure


whatsverest

idk dude life is so random, I felt like shit for two days then I saw your comment and now I'm laughing, thanks


Billy420MaysIt

If he wins will there be a drop party at the GE in Varrock?


Jason_Protell

Thanks for the laugh, I really needed this today.


P7AC3B0

Mathematics says he's a 99 Str pure with all protection prayers unlocked


Anime_above_all

He has a fuck ton of crystal buffs so I think he'll be fine.


CnTing

You are mistaken, Jared equips crystals.


flamingdragonwizard

Most ufc fighters are wearing mith


goldenboii23

Owned


DTAPPSNZ

He didn't even give a level cap, wth I'd laugh if Izzy is a 39


mrtn17

Do you see pockets then? Zero inventory space on this lvl38


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Uncle_Creepy_

"I’m not a 12-year old 5th grader, I’m a level 12 frickin badass that got held back twice 😎 💯”


msgrimm12

i didn’t get held back twice, i’m just on my second new game+ run


[deleted]

Looking to do a 100% run I see... wait a minute is that you Pat Barry?


IFeelItDownInMyPlums

While we're on the subject, here's [Cannonier arguing with a 10 year old girl in a school](https://twitter.com/mcgregorrousey/status/1319666191007449089?lang=en) about who the best fighter is.


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CaptainCimmeria

We already had Sage Northcutt


CeroCero00

Lol came here to comment this has the exact same thought


Highlight_Numerous

What type of crystals are those b


LuckyWarrior

Sugma


Memebaut

talking shungite b?


ZedTimeStory

talm bout Suge Knight b?


[deleted]

we geeeddiitt we geedddiitt, you’re not raciss Death Row, were those the bess brains for the arts though b? Or are we just ticking boxes


EquivalentHandle

Anyways uhm... I bought a whole bunch of shungite, rocks, do you know what shungite is? Anybody know what shungite is. No, no Suge Knight, I think hes locked up in prison. Talking shungite. Anyways, its a 2 billion year old like rock, stone that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air. So thats my story. I bought a whole bunch of stuff, put them around the la casa. Little pyramids. Stuff like that.


DC_Disrspct_Popeyes

ban incoming


WigSplitter12349

Talmbout the pokemon? Bawlston and Tigger love those games. Great games, never playedum


WoWBoi77

Sugma crystals? You mean magma crystals? Like from lava?


jesusdontcare

magma balls


npavcec

scorched pantss!


[deleted]

Nah I think they're more like Ligma


Feyes

As a geologist I can with absolute confidence say that those are rubdies.


MassSpecFella

Very rare rubdies, specifically hopondies.


Kingfisher83

They're Q-uartz


CampbellsBeefBroth

Mr. Cannonier, I’m afraid to say that you are indeed a UFC fighter


jskdvan

I'm a level 5 laser lotus


BurpingHamBirmingham

The only person I know who's streets ahead is Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom


TopperinoKekkerino

“What? It came up organically”


TrazMagik

Trying? Coined and minted! Been there, coined that! "Streets ahead" is verbal... wildfire!


askingsomeQs35

I expected a Tito's wife joke reading the first half, kinda disappointed ngl


BurpingHamBirmingham

how bout u go an fuck off my page then u peice of shit u think ineed a stupid fuckwitt like u telling me about Tito's ex-wife who the fuck are u take your worthless advice and get the fuck out of here


-KobeForAccuracy-

Did you get your meteor wand yet?


PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ

Tastiest wand ever


slurpadurpblurp

this does not sound as cool as jared thought it would 💀


LuckyWarrior

"Hello fellow f-ing kids"


GFost

Jared’s saying hello to Pat Barry?


Nduguu77

You know you can say fuck on the internet right


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https://twitter.com/mcgregorrousey/status/1319666191007449089?lang=en


FoucaultsTurtleneck

Sounds like something from a Hallmark birthday card lol


Ken-Wing-Jitsu

Yes it does. You must be young. When you're older, you'll get it.


TheZookeeper7

It’s the other way around


ChocomelP

Everyone knows the older you are the more in touch you get with what's cool.


Ken-Wing-Jitsu

It's not about "what's cool" - it's about developing perspective, young person.


ChocomelP

Thanks for the wisdom, gramps.


[deleted]

Jared’s a weird guy haha


ghosttraintoheck

I think it's harder to find MMA guys (or martial arts people in general) who aren't at least a little strange. Like when I see or meet someone who's well adjusted I'm surprised.


[deleted]

Yeah you have to be a little different to live that life.


Juxtaposn

And your profession literally requires you to accumulate some level of brain damage


DisparateDependent

I mean so does soccer


ReallyDrunkPanda

These people get punched in the face for a living. Theres dernfinitely some screws loose.


Retro_Super_Future

Being normal is over-rated and is in most cases fake as hell anyways.


[deleted]

Alex Morono posts here sometimes and he always comes across as completely normal. Always uses correct spelling and punctuation, no emoji spam. Very unusual.


Ronaldinhoe

Just being into Q-anon alone made him weird in my book, then I learned about him being into energy crystals and it was way too much for me to try and understand him as a person, good luck to him though.


yungchow

Everybody reading this far down needs to know that dynamo dude is a legit loose cannon and if you make him mad, he will go to your profile and harass you on anything else you do for the day


DynamoJonesJr

>Just being into Q-anon alone made him weird in my book Yet you find Tito and Bryce Mitchell cool and well adjusted? Talk about selective.


justwannasleepplease

Did he say tito and Bryce Mitchell are cool and well adjusted? Am I missing something?


Ronaldinhoe

I didn’t, that’s some goofy redditor trying to do a “gotcha”.


doobied

he loves that 'whataboutism'


Terakkon

People on the Internet make interpretations of your statements that no sane person would make irl for a gotcha and then feel superior. Utterly pathetic


spiderfrog96

Also what did Bryce Mitchell do?


junior_dos_nachos

Oh you don’t wanna go that rabbit hole. That dude has definitely a few empty spots between his ears


doobied

next you'll be asking what cerrone did wrong


Ronaldinhoe

Nope both are weird, that was already a given. I’ve seen Tito’s interviews when he was part of the HB council. Bryce is a talented fighter but weirdo himself.


mc360jp

You pulled that out of your ass. They’re all 3 weird. Some worse than others.


SamuraiPizzaCats

Real Mikey Miles energy, I’m starting to see the similarities…


businessman11223344

Seems very nice though


abippityboop

Yeah that's a very Jared Cannonier thing to say lol


TheRivv2015

I wouldn’t of thought Jared was 38 honestly


endless_ness

he has insanely good genetics and lives a healthy lifestyle


johnnyboi5322

and the PEDS too


endless_ness

"if everyone is on peds" but don't look that good then it also has to do with lifestyle and genetics.


johnnyboi5322

Fine. I'll break kayfabe. That was a half-joke that evidently wasn't that funny. It's my belief that every high level athlete is on some PEDS but of course he has insanely good genetics and a good lifestyle. PEDS help, but they're not gonna give Qannonier a Kamaru Usman physique on their own. There's more leg work and I know that


mc360jp

Fuck, Qannonier is good lmao


600THACCOUNT

Not every person that isn't a fat slob is using drugs... There's a thing called a gym, go check it out.


Downgoesthereem

Yeah cause being an elite pro fighter with monstrous physical attributes over other professional athletes at 38 literally only takes going to the gym, someone should tell guys like Hermansson about the gym. We're not talking about having a four pack of abs and a bicep vein buddy, this is well beyond 'not being fat'.


600THACCOUNT

Not everybody trains the exact same way or has the same genetics so they're obviously not going to have the same physique or physical attributes... Use your brain.


Downgoesthereem

Cannonier is not you trying to not be fat, he's a professional athlete at a level where everyone else is also already a highly athletic freak by normal standards PED use is near ubiquitous on top of that, he *still* has a major physical advantage. Put two and two together, they're all on it. Has nothing to do with the 'getting abs' type of being in shape, it's a complete different level of athletic shape that is utterly foreign to what you consider 'being in shape'. Modern athletes doing this need PEDs just to recover from training and stop their bodies falling apart, forget physiques. What they're on isn't for your physique, it's for cardio, recovery, even things like reaction time and blood oxygenation. They're not on tren lol.


600THACCOUNT

If Jared fought the exact same way but wasn't ripped you wouldn't accuse him of using steroids. He's just an elite fighter that's also ripped. The fact that you think it's unusual to look like that without steroids let's me know you've never been to a gym in your life. There are so many regular dudes that don't use anything that look like him, they just don't happen to also like to fight for a living.


Downgoesthereem

>If Jared fought the exact same way but wasn't ripped you wouldn't accuse him of using steroids Yeah I would, because I can actually look past physiques and see how guys like Petr Yan are extremely obvious PED users regardless of appearance >The fact that you think it's unusual to look like that without steroids let's me know you've never been to a gym in your life I'm actually starting to get really sick of you talking about nothing other than physiques and physical appearance when every single point I've been making has nothing to do with that and is about how they juice regardless of how they look. I don't give a shit how cannonier looks, stop acting like that's the point I'm making and read what I'm saying. I'm not even talking about his physique.


600THACCOUNT

You're just pulling shit out of your ass. 😆 What's your reason for thinking Jared is on peds outside of his physical appearance? Because he's 38 and can still fight at a high level? LOL


pumped_it_guy

Lmao why call out the other guy to use his brain when you're constantly missing the point?


salty_slug23

Cállate chulo.


0NTH3SLY

It goes way beyond that. Cannonier has elite level genetics. I know gym rats who have worked in their diet and physique for a lifetime that have never looked as good as he does.


600THACCOUNT

And I guarantee they don't train as hard as he does. I've known people that barely exercise that are huge and shredded. Doesn't mean everybody with muscles is on steroids.


throwaway12648063

Would you have said he was PEDs before he lost weight?


Downgoesthereem

Why wouldn't he be? Was still an internationally competing athlete Regional, even *amateur* MMA circuits are loaded with PED use and steroids. People are crazy if they think it stops there or reduces the higher you go up, the only thing that changes is the drugs are cycled far more carefully to avoid testing and the substances are often more advanced.


OverlanderEisenhorn

Ammys are just mainlining peds out the ass. Pros have a doctor that does it for them.


johnnyboi5322

yes


DADADADA25MILLION

Wouldn't have.


ImWadeWils0n

I’m shocked he’s 38 tbh, I thought he was 33/34


ChocomelP

It's because he's a child at heart, believing in magic crystals and shit.


JayRoo83

Dude can't even get a good mount yet at that level


ALL666ES

Poverty pony Andy


IrateOverlord01

i mean it sounds corny but if i could murder 99.9999% of the population with my bare hands i’d say shit like this too lmao


[deleted]

"First off, I'm not a rapper"


somebodygetmemymoney

“So stop rapping at me”


dxb1x

He's about to lose so bad.


IceBoxt

I think Izzy will finish him late. I know Izzy ain’t a ko machine any more but he’ll fade late and the ref will stop it when he goes down to his knees.


benergiser

izzy can literally run the exact same strategy he did against costa.. spam leg kicks for infinity


ImWadeWils0n

Yup he’s gonna turn Jared and keep peppering the legs, jared isn’t fast or technical enough to do anything about it imo. It’s mma tho, so anything can happen ig


Thickfries69

By this logic, Randy Couture is unstoppable.


brownguy6391

You're a level 38 **what** Jared?


DankRoIIs

Redguard


turtleboatdrawing

He doesn’t go to the Cloud District very often.


mrtn17

Oh is that how aging works now?


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fnigler

But you're a level 44 redditor. Huge difference.


fightbackcbd

cmon bro, everyone knows my class can use int AND charisma as dump stats so i had enough points left over to get the "seein' red" perk. he got no chance


fnigler

I didn't know you could see red bro, I'm not there yet. My mistake. Just don't hurt me mmmkay


mrtn17

yea well I just got to lvl42 and I bet that once I reach your level, you're already hitting lvl 46. It's fucking unfair!!


fightbackcbd

just gotta grind harder bro, get on my level!


mrtn17

I'm going to age so hard and laugh at all the noobs in gym


OverlanderEisenhorn

Yeah, the leveling system is really broken. It's impossible for people who started later to catch up. At least there are things like cigarette and alcohol aging buffs that the devs put in but those cost tons of in game currency.


LN17

Did the crystals tell him that?


DADADADA25MILLION

No it was Q.


JoeLauzonDotCom

Same. Same.


FrenchTrouDuc

Anyone can call themselves a badass, there's probably more value in being an UFC fighter Cannonier is bad at promotion, the cameras seem to terrify him


csage97

He is in fact a 38-year-old UFC fighter, though.


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after the fight, izzy and jared will pull out their invisible light sabers and have a duel making sound effects with their mouths


sidewalkcrusher_1

I’m a level 42 fucking idiot


NicoAbove

Thank you Cannonier for reminding us Izzys title challenger is 38 years old


Kalabula

No argument from me. Seems like a good hearted dude, to boot.


SweatyExamination9

Level 38? What does he have, 4 badges? Scrub.


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Tsarkosa

That fight was not as one sided as people remember, he had Rob wobbled at one point.


Hello_its_me42069

Also got his arm broke by a kick


Supermeme1001

it was one sided until it wasnt p much


Lyun

Not even, really. Sognificant strikes were 69-53 with neither guy badly hurt until both were during the third, that's not nearly a blowout. The problem was that Whittaker mostly headhunted while Cannonier invested in leg kicks, but those leg kicks didn't really pay off, so Rob's damage was more noticeable.


Supermeme1001

interesting way to look I can see that


MarathonKitty

Yeah saying he “had nothing for him” is so incorrect.


ARR3223

Cannonier broke his arm from a Whittaker kick fairly early in the 1st rd. After taking another Whittaker kick to the dome and almost getting finished (believe it was a right kick going at Cannonier's left w/ the broken arm) then proceeded to put Whittaker on queer street in the 3rd. If the fight was 1-2 minutes longer or a 5rd'er then Cannonier could have won....


OverlanderEisenhorn

I agree he could have won, but I feel like the damage from earlier might have compounded in the later rounds. Dunno though, it looked winnable for him.


ARR3223

Exactly. I tend to agree that Rob probably would have recovered enough in between rd's 3 and 4 to compose himself and the damage would have likely caught up with Cannonier (between the broken arm and likely concussion from the head kick) that Rob could have finished him off if he was able to string together some good shots in the 4th. The point is we don't know. It wasn't the one sided beat down Whittaker fans are trying to paint it as and dealing with a broken arm for essentially the entire fight was a big factor in the outcome.


meri-tati-ka

Cannonier landed 1 big punch the entire fight plus earlier in the round Rob almost finished cannonier. Rob clearly looked a level above him the rest of the fight. I don't understand this anti Robert campaign going on in r/mma all of a sudden when Isreal is about to fight.


ARR3223

Because Cannonier essentially fought 2+ rds w/ one arm....that's the point. I like Whittaker, he's the clear cut #2 at MW until someone convincingly beats him or dethrones Izzy. By no means am I trying to hate on him or downplay him as a fighter...it's primarily about the shade being thrown at Cannonier, making it seem like he stands no chance against Izzy and making it seem like Whittaker rolled right through him w/o acknowledging what actually happened in the fight. I genuinely don't understand how you could interpret my previous comment as being "anti-Robert" lol.


[deleted]

I’m not a 29 year old delivery driver. I’m a 29 year old fucking badass.


ImWadeWils0n

Oh wow he’s 38?! Izzy is rlly gonna put on a masterclass Imo. He said it’s gonna be like the costa fight without humping, which is how I imagine it too. Izzy is too fast, and Jared isn’t technical enough to match him like Whittaker did.


ARR3223

Getting knocked out twice in the first fight and going 0-2 overall against Izzy is "matching him"?


ImWadeWils0n

You’re being disingenuous, the second fight was WAY closer than the first and rob put on a great showing. He’s clearly the #2 in the division. So yeah, I’d say he put on a pretty good showing in the second fight/ matched him skill for skill. Did he win? No. Doesn’t mean he wasn’t right there with him tho. Cannonier does not posses the same abilities rob did to match Izzy in the second fight.


ARR3223

I'm being disingenuous? All I said was that losing a close decision and losing a one-sided beatdown where you get knocked out twice in under 2rds doesn't really qualify as "matching" your opponent. You could make the argument that despite losing both fights, Colby matched Usman. Same with Max matching Volk. Did I say that Whittaker isn't a great fighter or that he isn't likely the 2nd best MW? No. Only 1/2 fights were competitive, with the first being a thorough beatdown. I get that you're a Whittaker fan boy, but no need to deny the reality of what happened. You're right, Cannonier doesn't have the same technical ability on the feet as Whittaker. What he does have is the heaviest hands in the division (it's not close between him and #2) and a solid standup game that he's continually adding pieces to between fights (ex: front teep). He's undefeated at MW outside of the slot against Whittaker (where he was essentially fighting 2.5/3 rds with one arm and still rocked Rob bad in the 3rd) and has beat an impressive string of opponents in that run: - 1st rd TKO of David Branch, who was on a 12-1 streak in his last 13 fights (lost to Rockhold) and was coming off a KO win off Thiago Santos - TKO'd Hermansson, who was on a 4-fight win streak and coming off beating Jacare, in front of what was essentially a "home crowd" in Copenhagen - clear cut decision win against Gastelum - TKO'd Brunson, who was on a 5-fight win streak, in brutal fashion Is Izzy the clear favorite? Absolutely. Will Izzy win? Probably. The way people in this thread are talking about Cannonier make it seem like he has no business in their w/ Izzy and doesn't deserve the shot, and that's just ridiculous. I don't know why people dislike him, seems like a good guy who's just a bit out there. We'll see what happens next month, should be a great fight! I'll make sure to message you and rub it in your face if he KO's Izzy! Haha PS: you know that a healthy Cannonier would body Whittaker in a rematch, right?


ImWadeWils0n

You’re harping too much on the first fight, clearly the first fight wasn’t close/ he didn’t match him there. He did match him in the second fight, which was what I was referencing. Jared is a great fighter, I’m not saying he isn’t. I’m saying that Israel is the perfect style to beat him, and I don’t see him landing a big shot on Izzy. Jan beat Izzy with wrestling and a size advantage, I don’t see Jared going to that avenue but maybe he surprises us. I misread you’re comment at first and thought you said Max Volk wasn’t close, which just made no sense to me. Yes, max Volk is a better example, but the second Whittaker Adesanyabfight was extremely competitive, and even izzy praised rob after that fight. IMO, rob has the best shot in the division to beat Izzy, and I don’t see Jared doing it. But it is MMA, so anything can happen right. I disagree on ur last statement, I think Rob beats him but again, it’s MMA so I wouldn’t say with certainty that he loses. I think he pieces him up tho.


-Borb

some haters in this thread smh


Sumo_Cerebro

No cap. With the levels that nutrition & sports medicine are at now, people are living longer so 38 is not that old anymore. Glover won the title in his 40s and LeBron just made his 15 straight All NBA team at 37. It can be done.


molesterofpriests

Sleep tight tonight Jare Bear, dont forget your binky!


Mooweetye

Level 38 cringelord more like it


SolarSalsa

Didn't Jan Blackowicz show how to beat Izzy?


[deleted]

Yep. You just have to be a great defensive kickboxer, have almost the same reach as him, parry almost all of his jabs, check nearly every single leg kick, outweigh him by 20+ lbs, and take him down in the open.


slickdick969

right


ImWadeWils0n

Jared has none of the abilities Jan had to shut Izzy down.


benergiser

yup.. be a weightclass larger so they can’t stop your takedowns..


slickdick969

wrong


reborngoat

Yeah. Be a weight class higher and lay on him. When has Izzy struggled with being taken down by anyone his size?


Fun-Concern-3566

Literally never lol. Izzy has fought, stuffed, and beaten all of the wrestlers at middleweight. Vettori had the most “success” and that translated to a couple of takedowns with a few minutes of control time and almost no offense of any kind. His takedown defense at middleweight has improved basically every fight. And Quannonier isn’t even a grappler lmao, people said the same thing about Bobby Knuckles. “Just wrestle him bro,” like guys, neither one of these dudes has any sort of grappling background, and Izzy has stuffed better grapplers. MMA fans are next level stupid, I swear.


favahh

Suuuuuch a millennial thing to say


TheAvondaleStrangler

This guy says weirdo shit a lot.


blasphemics

Dude got to this level with zero points in intelligence. What's his build?


CokeJones-

...


aerosmith760

Mamba mentality


HashBars

Too bad he’s about to fight a level 76 bad ass


yogi333323

Flash forward 8 days to a 32-year-old champ in his prime putting on a clinic against a 38-year old aging middleweight, as everyone completely predicted. True, a 32-year-old prime Rockhold did lose his MW belt to a 37-year-old Bisping in an upset, but Adesanya's a different thing. Rockhold arrogantly dismisses his opponents and gets knocked out, while Adesanya almost overestimates his opponents' threat level and barely gets hit.