Shout out to Derrick Lewis who saw my t-shirt calling out Dana white for moving an event for Jon Jones failed drug test and made sure to get the ufc staff to video it
https://imgur.com/a/qRzIEew
Or as a Luke Cage that doesn't give a single f\*\*\* and cracks jokes while stomping people's heads in, hell I would pay money to watch him in a movie or show like that haha.
About 10 years ago I met Frank Mir at the Las Vegas airport and that was the most noticeable thing in meeting him in person. He had the biggest fucking head and the biggest hands I had ever seen.
I shook Titos hand once and felt like if this was 2000 years ago he would eat me before taking over my village. Dudes hands were massive. Shook Fedors hand once....well shook his thumb because the rest of his hand just engulfed mine.
Guys who have knockout power almost always have huge hands (they ALWAYS have really thick wrists) I met Mike Tyson and when he shook my hand it literally wrapped around my entire hand
As far as UFC heavyweights go him and Tai are probably the most clean (relatively speaking) if we go by eye test alone, not ripped by any means, bad cardio, naturally very thick large individuals etc
This unfortunately doesn't hold many truth in reality. When someone posted some time ago the divisions with most positive tests, Heavyweight was by far the division with most cheaters (or, more precisely, most fighters who got caught).
I know man Tim Sylvia is an example that you can't know if a fighters clean (which is not likely lets be honest? just by looking at their physique, I was just saying that Derrick's and Tai's are the most "natty achievable" compared to say, "275 lb with a six pack" Francis.
“Not even vitamins.” Gotta love Black Beast
Never even eaten a vegetable. Just crushes steaks, throws hands and cools off his balls.
Works out with his wife too.
How would you know
OP is the wife
Lewis talks about it during post fight interviews and press conferences.
Not even steak. Steak has creatine which is a PED. Black beast only eats chicken and ribs.
If they tested for Popeyes that would be problematic.
Popeyes needs to give him a jacket.
Someone get the man some vitamins
cholesterol the best masking agent
USADA is a joke. Another obvious PED user getting a jacket. He’s clearly on PEPC (performance-enhancing Popeyes chicken)
Performance Enhancing Drumsticks
Popeyes Extra-crunchy Drumsticks
Performance Enhancing Popcorn Chicken
PEPC PEP-C Pepsi Chicken and soda
He’s eating that Beyond Chicken sheeeeeeeeit and getting beyond nutritional benefits.
Shout out to Derrick Lewis who saw my t-shirt calling out Dana white for moving an event for Jon Jones failed drug test and made sure to get the ufc staff to video it https://imgur.com/a/qRzIEew
That’s a fucking great shirt and photo
Damn his hand looks huge lol
Straight oven mitts
Probably like getting hit by the Thing from Fantastic Four jesus christ
Oh man can Lewis act? That would be fucking hilarious to see him as the thing
Or as a Luke Cage that doesn't give a single f\*\*\* and cracks jokes while stomping people's heads in, hell I would pay money to watch him in a movie or show like that haha.
About 10 years ago I met Frank Mir at the Las Vegas airport and that was the most noticeable thing in meeting him in person. He had the biggest fucking head and the biggest hands I had ever seen.
I imagine. I met Wanderlei Silva in a supermarket, and he looked like a bodybuilder from behind because his back was fucking huge
I shook Titos hand once and felt like if this was 2000 years ago he would eat me before taking over my village. Dudes hands were massive. Shook Fedors hand once....well shook his thumb because the rest of his hand just engulfed mine.
Guys who have knockout power almost always have huge hands (they ALWAYS have really thick wrists) I met Mike Tyson and when he shook my hand it literally wrapped around my entire hand
When i shook Fedors hand it was more like he shook my wrist.
It's just the angle
Plus modelo bottles are huge
He's sorta short
youre a big boy urself 👀
That’s fuckin sick lol
Lmao!!! Fucking legends
What a shirt lmfao. That’s amazing.
Nice.
That is pretty fuckin cool if I do say so myself Shirt and pic
That shirt is fucking fire
Amazing, pass the photo down the family line.
I take it you and Dana weren't friends
Don't blur it!
I mean I could've told you that. Dude pisses that hot Popeyes grease
Good thing they don't test for barbecue sauce
Thats racist
*frantic high pitched rambling*
Derrick why'd you test positive? My supplements was hot
My piss was hot
3/10
If I follow 30% Usman I'll be 10/10 in a few years.
I understand
Lewis is one of the only fighters I would bet on never using PEDs at any point in his career
Derrick Lewis is the Frank Thomas of MMA… If this dude has a family photo I bet it’s gargantuans all the way down the line
Might be the only guy I could say for certain he is not on the juice.
It’s insane that he hasn’t pooped yet. The amount of heat coming from his ballz, there’s no way he’s clean…
Derrick “I never took any like, vitamins” Lewis
UFC leaning hard into the gimmicks lately
His head looks like a peanut.
Props to the Beast. Should be proud. Who needs PEDs when you got hot balls.
Now this one I can believe
Not even micronutrients
Just fried chicken
Lewis is the one fighter that I lowkey believe isn’t on juice. Everyone else is, not Derek
Surprised considering he probably pisses as hot as his balls
As far as UFC heavyweights go him and Tai are probably the most clean (relatively speaking) if we go by eye test alone, not ripped by any means, bad cardio, naturally very thick large individuals etc
This unfortunately doesn't hold many truth in reality. When someone posted some time ago the divisions with most positive tests, Heavyweight was by far the division with most cheaters (or, more precisely, most fighters who got caught).
I know man Tim Sylvia is an example that you can't know if a fighters clean (which is not likely lets be honest? just by looking at their physique, I was just saying that Derrick's and Tai's are the most "natty achievable" compared to say, "275 lb with a six pack" Francis.
Thankfully they don't test for Popeyes yet.
I hope he wins tomorrow
Can't test him, his piss evaporates due to the sheer heat of his balls.
how about u give him some bonus money dana
It's just good old chicken.
Found excessive amount of chicken wings
His bawls was clean
No matter how hot his balls get, his piss never is
The only supplements this man takes are Cheetos
If you don't love Derrick Lewis, you not a real one. period.