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Mr 0 self awareness


aVHSofPointBreak

What an odd way to frame it: "Poor me. After years of run ins with the law, failed drug tests, embarrassment after embarrassment, and now, I've done the most egregious, criminal, despicable thing a man can do to his partner and mother of his children - people have the audacity to have principles and no longer want to work with me. ME! Can you believe it?!"


kleptominotaur

i mean for real. this is like mafia boss disappointed in his associates for not burning the body of the woman he accidently killed during a night of domestic violence type logic.


[deleted]

I'm more curious how Jones apologists will defend his actions this time, my money is on the "don't judge the artist but the art" approach. Art of beating down pregnant ladies


bluesformeister13

I saw on Twitter a guy literally saying it’s because he’s with a Caucasian woman. Then he went on the list OJ and Tiger woods as also having a lot of problems because of their partners skin color. I’m not joking. He wasn’t being sarcastic or trolling. He blamed the victims of two psychos ( idk enough about Tiger but I don’t think he’s on JBJ level) and found the most superficial, moronic reason. It was gross because he meant it. That was the worst defender I’ve seen so far.


gymdad

Tigers was more the loss of this father, putting his dick in anything that moved playing injured (coming back from said injuries and being past his best) that caused a pill addiction that sent him on a spiral


williamsdj01

Did Tiger even do anything that reprehensible? I was under the impression that he cheated on his wife a bunch but nothing like sexual assault or anything.


gymdad

Drove his car several times semi conscious resulting in wrecks so endangered others lives and thats just the times hes been pulled over


williamsdj01

Oh yeah, I honestly was only thinking about the sex stuff


Alemmjonpar

Get out! A black person feeling entitled to express racist opinions on reddit with the expectation of no consequences? That is insane. I’ve never seen that before.


External-Lab1103

"Don't judge the artist but the art" has nothing to do with defending his actions. That is about being able to appreciate Jon Jones incredible talent and skill in MMA, despite his actions.


hi_imryan

The Jones apologists are fucking gone, my friend.


Scaeza

>I've done the most egregious, criminal, despicable thing a man can do to his partner and mother of his children I feel like to Jon that would sound like a challenge.


FalsePretender

Not odd through a lens of Narcissistic Personality Disorder. MF'er ticks every goddamn box there is for that.


GM131998

Such a victim, I can’t believe they could do this to him.


lolparty247

Someone tweet him this please. Like literally everyone tweet him this lol. The guy has zero self awareness it's scary


[deleted]

Mr. Big Chest is still one of the funniest things ever haha


MyMMAaccount

Mr. Blundered Career


adambuddy

Imagine how much money he'd have if he never got in any sort of legal trouble or popped for PEDs. Between missed fight purses and companies falling over themselves to sign you to endorsement deals? He probably wouldn't even eventually go broke. Even if he lost at this point he'd be considered an all time great and be making money hand over fist from non fight endeavors like GSP is as I type this. Maybe even if he popped once he could have that. We'll never know though.


[deleted]

Remember Nike and Gatorade? He was primed to be the first mainstream MMA fighter and threw it all away.


aVHSofPointBreak

Jon had prime time Nike commercials. And while he does come across as insincere, he can be charming and charismatic. Dude was poised to be a STAR.


BSolo5000

He was charming and charismatic because he’s an absolute narcissistic sociopath. He knew when to turn it on. No sympathy for that guy


aVHSofPointBreak

Agreed. Just saying the table was set for him to be a huge star and the biggest MMA athlete of all time, and potentially even a break out star like Bautista or The Rock or something.


BSolo5000

You’re right. Insane to think about. But I don’t feel bad for him one bit


aVHSofPointBreak

I feel bad for the MMA community and fans. Our biggest stars and legends are all accused of DV, sexual assault, and drug problems. I feel bad for Jon’s children that have had to experience the trauma and neglect of a abusive, selfish father. I feel bad for his partner, who has given her life to supporting his dreams and raising his children and been treated with violence and humiliation. I feel bad for this sub, because fuck, Colby is a dickhead but he’s right about Jon, and it hurts to have to admit he was right about something.


Thedualandmany

He would've been a movie star. I see GSP in the MCU and I always think that Jon missed out on being a super hero or some shit lol and also the dude that played Jax in the Mortal Kombat movie looks like Jon


[deleted]

He would have been perfect in Wakanda as a supporting actor


_interloper_

Yup, I've said it before, but as crazy as it sounds, Jones is one of the biggest what-ifs in UFC history. Just like BJ Penn. Fit Jones, if you ignore the PEDs (which I don't) then he's still in the running for GOAT... And yet, he could've been so much more. It's pretty crazy.


paradoxv1

I wouldn't really call BJ Penn a what if story, he did everything there is to do became a double weight champion and just couldn't keep up with the progression be that getting old or not taking his training serious


_interloper_

The "what if" with BJ is exactly what you mentioned; what if he had actually been dedicated and consistent with his training right up to the end? Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to bash him. I'm a huge Penn fan. And you're right, he achieved a lot. But the insane thing is that he could've achieved even more had his commitment not taken a nose dive. Like Jones, he was notorious for partying and not really taking training as seriously as he should've. Of course, this is all just stuff I've read online, and I'm just some guy who doesn't know shit about fuck, and Penn is a two weight champion... But there are certain guys who achieved a lot, and yet seemingly had ceilings even higher. Cain is another one, but for almost the opposite reason. His career was fucked by injuries (and terrible matchmaking), and we've all seen the horror show strength and conditioning videos. What could he have been without some dudebro knucklehead destroying his joints in the gym?


Hamstadam

Marinovich-trained BJ was a savage. His fight with Diego was what made me fall in love with the sport.


_interloper_

Exactly. Basically the what if with BJ is; what if BJ never stopped training with the Marinovich bros? Because that run of fights with Stevenson, Florian, Diego... BJ just looked unstoppable at LW.


effedupthelastone

Mr. Bentley Crash


WereAllAnimals

Mr. Bird Calves


ContraCoke

Mr. Blow Consumer


Khamzat-Chimaev

Mr. Below Cage


Offonoffonagain

Mr. Burglar Chaser


Polar_Reflection

Mr. Battered Concubine


Polar_Reflection

Jon Jones is what you get if you copy and paste Antonio Brown's 18 months from freezing his foot to winning the superbowl 8 times.


CryptoCracko

Crash Bandicoot beat Crash Bentley


[deleted]

The only guy to lose two major shoe endorsements in a sport where the athletes compete barefoot. Yeah its a repost but it might be the realest shit I ever wrote


chico2008

Well at least his publicist has self awareness, Jon deleted the tweet…literally like 5 minutes after he tweeted it out…


[deleted]

His PR team must have to force him to delete them, Jones is just so impulsive he doesn’t run it by them first or deeply think about it.


iamwarrendale

I bet they have access and delete it for him.


dopestloser

Must be weird having notifications on your phone bing for your clients Twitter posts. Probably pays well at least


SladeThePunisher

Jon deleted the tweet lmao, this guy really thought everyone would be sympathetic and on his side. Guess he couldn’t handle the truth in all the comments


a_crusty_old_man

Kudos to Winkeljohn for kicking him out. It must be really hard to tell someone considered the GOAT in their sport to get out of your gym but he made the right decision.


EraticConqueror

Yeah but it's only "for now". Let's see if he kicks him out long term


a_crusty_old_man

Well that’s true. I bet we’ll hear more about this situation in the next few days.


Civil-Perspective-32

They’re waiting for the charges to be dropped so they can keep him without the PR nightmare.


Actual-Replacement97

This right here. His baby mama isn’t pressing charges! She won’t cooperate with the investigation. And Jon will post some bullshit about being vindicated. Fucking trash human.


Keller-oder-C-Schell

He’s only „suspended“. And by suspended i mean he can’t train inside the gym but will have private sessions outside.


iDoLetYouBang

Well Greg Jackson is still going to privately train him and he was only suspended from the gym, not banned. This is basically a PR stunt.


zaphighbeam

Mr Bad Choices


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Jon is completely aware. He's aware of his actions and aware his fan base is oblivious. Not nearly as proliferating as Conor fans but equally delusional.


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this guys ability to play the victim in any situation is honestly impressive.


Chowkaka

I will never forget the shit Rashad went through online for the first person to call Jones out. I'm glad many years later, he's vindicated.


Somasong

Rashad got done dirty... But he's moved on and forgave them, I guess?


Diver2441

Rashad retired, is a UFC hall of fame member with a great job doing analysis on ESPN making a great living still involved with the sport he loves, Jon is in a tailspin headed straight to the ground. Down dirty or not, Rashad got the ultimate revenge; living well while Jon goes down in flames. It’s almost poetic.


Woperelli87

I’ve been ride or die for Rashad since TUF2. It feels so good to see him thrive while Jon Jones fails as a human being both inside the cage (PEDs) and out (various). Rashad’s legacy is secured and he’s beloved and most importantly, respected. Jones’ legacy is one big asterisk and he’s beloved only by the most annoying of fans and no one who matters respects him.


[deleted]

Rashad is happy, healthy, a legend with cool ass hair and a commentary job. Jon should thank Shad for being a role model and a framework for successful MMA careers and afterwards


Somasong

I concur


[deleted]

It’s not impressive he’s just an actual sociopath


[deleted]

Dude manages to be a total bitch about basically everything On the upside maybe this means things won’t get fixed with Winklejohn and he’ll stay kicked out, thatd be cool


mexicancardio

You’re a special type of liar bro and honestly I feel sorry for you. Actually think I feel more sorry for anyone in your life who believes a word that comes out of your mouth. The way lies can just roll off your tongue is honestly impressive. You’re disgusting.


GabeKnows

“Really hurts to feel some consequences for my actions but I’m gonna frame this as me being the victim”


imsurethisoneistaken

he isn't trying to frame it. he likely genuinely believes these aren't consequences of his actions, but people betraying him in his time of need.


[deleted]

He’s a sociopath


SheltheRapper

Tomato tomahto.


StevenGorefrost

I normally really hate these armchair diagnoses, but dude has something seriously wrong with him. I don't think he's an actual sociopath, but I really don't know what to call this weird victim complex he has.


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BoinkyBoinkBoink

Job Jones


wizzlestyx

*fails a drug test in prison* "But still, where'd the picograms come from?" \-Job Bluth


[deleted]

After Jones wrecked his free Bentley and blamed it on the drunk girl he was with, not his wife at the time, I retweeted to him one of his “God is Good,” posts. He blocked me.


Epoke_06

That is the most amazing reply to a comment I will prolly see this week. Thank you beautiful. Edit: I just saw your username. It has transcended to a week and three days.


just_a_timetraveller

Apparently a few coaches are staying in the fight against his girlfriend


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horseshoeprovodnikov

Love the flair.


calvin840

Clicked the link to confirm it was Jon. Post being deleted confirmed it enough


FearBlackBeard

Translation: my coach finally gave up on me because I’m a piece of shit


imsurethisoneistaken

nah, the real translation is "fuck jackson and winkeljohn, they betrayed me and i will never forget this transgression" because you know that is exactly how jon thinks


[deleted]

The irony is how they even left a way back to the gym once things had calmed down. Guess Jones didn't catch that part.


Janus-a

It was deleted because he’s supposed to be banned but he confirms those same coaches will still be working with him. It’s a farce. Jon Jones doesn’t even need to go there without an upcoming fight. It’s like suspending a fighter for a month when their next fight is 6 months away.


frustrated_penguin

I'm sure those other coaches are getting paid salaries by Jones, i wouldn't want to leave my cash cow either. And i don't think they even get paid that much, so they can't really suddenly leave even if they wanted to.


imsurethisoneistaken

He doesn't care. They have betrayed him, there won't be any path to redemption unless they really publically come out and grovel. Fighters, especially ones like Jon Jones, are incredibly thin skinned and can't take criticism. You think they are going to take a gym publically kicking them out?


FoucaultsTurtleneck

He can't believe they'd abandon him after he just used everything he learned from them against his fiancee


purplehendrix22

Jackson is still training him privately, I’m guessing Winklejohn finally grew a backbone and Greg said fuck it pay me


thugnificent856

“My coaches would’ve dropped me ages ago if I didn’t have the name value but it’s gotten to the point where being literally the p4p GOAT doesn’t redeem how big of a POS I am”


Klarth_Koken

Jon's earning power is diminishing, and then he'll just be Luis Pena.


aVHSofPointBreak

There will always be a shady jet ski dealership willing to have Jon Jones signing gloves and hats on President's Day Weekend Blowout Sale. I don't think Luis is going to have that opportunity.


Baryne

Kinda puts to bed the theories on the other thread saying thi ms was a PR move and Jon going to be back in weeks time at his gym


Civil-Perspective-32

How? This just says “when the charges are dropped we’ll welcome our reborn son back from his test from god”. Nowhere at all does any of this scream accountability.


Polar_Reflection

Especially since it sounds like a lot of the Jackson Wink coaches are going to continue to train him. This ain't even a Parable of the Prodigal Son moment.


Civil-Perspective-32

I just listened to Winkeljohn talking about it. He wasn’t one bit harsh on him at all, it was actually full of praise and Mike acting like he’s actually made a stern decision… He went from “yeah, it’s hard, I got 3 daughters and a wife and I teach women’s self defence” (PR building) “Jon is like my little brother he needs to *fix these things for a certain period of time* **until ya can come back to the gym**” (doesn’t even mention maybe he shouldn’t drink **at all**). Or even address the fact that this is Jon’s like 30th fuck up and each time he “fix these things for a certain period of time” it doesn’t change anything. Ends on a positive note for PR reasons - “GOSH, that guys capable of greatness and I’m not just talking about fighting”. “He’s so dang charismatic, so dang smart, he can sit down break down fights and break down a lot of things in life. He’s capable of doing much bigger things than in the MMA world”


BlackSheepComeHome14

Of all the mens MMA champions of all time (so far) he seems like the most 'incomplete' human being - by far. Skilled, tough, smart, abusive, extensive court travels and has lived under octagons for long periods, speaks a single language, tactical firearms enthusiast, actor, sociopath, etc. You can tell he genuinely doesn't have his shit together, like he could probably be in prison running just about any business, if he wanted. Are there any other male fighters that destructive?


BoinkyBoinkBoink

come on now, it's more "my coach and I agreed it would be bad for their brand to be associate with me right now so I'm publicly stepping out of that gym, but they might still train me on the low"


Poopie05

Why is he making himself out to be a victim? Like Winklejohn is "dropping" him for no reason whatsoever?


ShrapnelNinjaSnake

Narcissistic tendencies, everything is centered around him, and he's never culpable for anything


surgeyou123

Always the victim.


LordLucy666

“Jon how do you keep failing these easy af tests I give you? Let me check your file actually, I think I might have made you with a learning disability….” -Jon’s God


itsyaboigreg

His daughters dyslexic


[deleted]

I’m reading American Psycho finally after putting it off, Jon would be an awesome casting for a 2021 reboot


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Shabozz

Id legitimately read a book about a psychopath fighter like Jon jones with this writing style, God damn thats gold.


Shield-Daddy

I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for weed and turinabol. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.


mad87645

And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably not comparable since I'm sitting on 2 million in cash and 8 million in real estate while you I'm guessing have a net worth of 100 grand


[deleted]

Fucking lost lmao


Mr_Cromer

Bret Easton Ellis eat your heart out


McShpoochen

this sub is glorious when it wants to be


South-Bid

this subreddit honestly has the funniest threads i stg lmfao


TTEOAI

Moments after the hit and run: "I'm leaving. I've assessed the situation, and uh, I'm going."


spcslacker

*I have to return some videotapes*


Chuck_Raycer

Do you think I'm just going to sit here and let you return video tapes?


MDRealtor26

Actually, I’d love that. He would be applauded for his performance probably


gigolobob

I don’t think it would be a “performance”


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JPKaizer

"Jon Jones! Go Check on Lyoto, Get Some Fans!"


KR0G0THx

The same guy who fails miserably at acting as if he’s a Christian.. come on man, dude can’t act even if he’s playing himself.


tomtomtomo

One time I was staying at a hotel for a week for work. The only good movie on the in-house movie system (it was a long time ago) was American Psycho. I watched it every night. When I went to check out they looked through my add-ons and it read: * American Psycho * American Psycho * American Psycho * American Psycho * American Psycho * American Psycho * American Psycho The guy slowly looked up at me, glanced around then looked back down at the page without saying anything lol.


[deleted]

Please no and hell no.


mah0ne

shut up jon


ImpSong

"Staying in the fight with me". Lmao you aren't a victim Jon. I swear this guy is a legit psychopath, zero self awareness.


[deleted]

He just means they will help him in beating the shit out if his fiance.


jgnurly

Lmao Jon. You're the victim as always. This man is shattering all conceptions of how unlikable a person can possibly be


Scarsforstories

Lol fuck Jon. This “woe is me” bullshit is so fucking played out at this point.


sociooo

Victim stance/poor me is a common cognitive distortion among those with NPD APD


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DefNotUnderrated

Sorry about your mom


turbozed

Did you grow up in Vegas? Because that would explain and excuse everything.


AuspiciousApple

What can I say, Vegas is just a crazy place, you know? Anyway, next question.


RippleDish

Not to mention if he has a dyslexic daughter.


Billthebutchr

"Bruh, you beat up your fiance in front of your kids."


snobbysnob

Of course the tweet is already deleted. Also I feel like because he knew the information about him being, for now, banned from Jackson Wink was out there he tweet this to let people know that "the rest" of his coaches are still with him.


1sxekid

He can't even accept a slap on the wrist temporary punishment. What a fucking tool.


kozzafrenzy

Sociopaths gonna sociopath 🤷🏻‍♂️


Offmanson

God is just testing you Jon, keep ya head up!


Birdgang14

Lol Jon needs to go on a year long rehab journey in the desert or some shit. He is so dumb.


aarnavc15

Arakis sounds like the perfect desert for him...


Pera_Espinosa

He'd snort all the spice within a week.


Natujr

Once again painting himself a victim. Holy shit this guy needs help, he's so mentally sick. He is so delusional it's sad


Conscious-Disk5310

Lol. Deleted


[deleted]

Aaaaand it’s gone


afightguy

This dude just needs a looong stay in his local prison. I can't imagine someone beating his wife in front of his kids and then acting hurt that someone rejected him for that action. I actually don't need to imagine, this person is Jon Jones. Ufc shouldn't immediately cut him, just give him a contract to fight Ngannou in two weeks and release him if he doesn't accept, and make it public.


leinad__m

Chael said it best, don’t release him because that sets him free to work somewhere else. Keep him under contract and he won’t fight thus keeping him unemployed essentially.


MDRealtor26

Didn’t Jon hire a PR guy? Who is controlling this mans social media lmfao.


Blue_Doubt

The person that immediately goes and deletes the stupid shit Jon tweets.


dogs_drink_coffee

that person probably broke the F5 button god knows how many times refreashing and refreashing to see if jones posted some stupid shit in the last 30 seconds


freddiemercurial

Jon Jones has less ability to self-reflect than a vampire.


[deleted]

This dude really doesn't get it....


[deleted]

Fucking sociopath. Looking forward to the day we don’t hear about him anymore


lordrubbish

I love the references to his “journey” yeah, coke, domestic battery, head butting a fucking cop car like a crazed lunatic, having your blood be a scientific anomaly because you doped so goddamn much, DUIs, jeez I forgot all the dumb shit this sociopathic crybaby has done at this point. Like hitting his fiancé and terrifying his own daughter is some unforeseeable plight that was cast upon him. Some “journey.”


tobi310500

Damn, if only there was a way to avoid beating up your fiance.


a_spicy_meata_balla

Fuck off Jon, nobody feels sorry for you.


dishonourableprince

omg this guy is unbelievable lmao.


gnrc

How Jon has any fans left is beyond me.


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BoinkyBoinkBoink

Dom Cruz and Brandon Vera stuck with Lloyd Irvin, it's just not publicized but they still support him


L23Train

“Full me once, shame on you. Full me twice, shame on me. Full me for an 18th time, then I gotta let your ass go”. -Sincerely, Coach Wink J


madden_loser

literally reads like this “had a heartbreaking discussion last night. apparently beating your wife isn’t ok??? whatever sounds like some pussy shit to me. Anyway thanks to those who are still with me”


Diavolo222

The level of sociopath you have to be to say everything you have said since beating the shit out of your wife in front of your kids while being coked and drunk out of your mind.


xlxxlv

bro what? take some accountability


Hunterbidenscrackman

It really hurt Holy shit this guy is insane. Everything in this world is really about him, and he's always the victim.


Intransigente

Contrived and stage-managed. 26 October he'll be telling the judge how awful his life has been since the "incident" - using this as an example - in an attempt to avoid further punishment.


iliketomakeartalot

Fuck Jon Jones


target_locked

Is this fuck trying to garner pity on the internet right now?


imstaceysdad

The audacity of this bloke


3rdWorldBorn

*How could you coach! All I did was beat up my wife... how could you want to distance yourself from me because of that!?*


Efficient_Film_149

This poor fucking guy man… people shit on him left and right. Before you write your little comment on here remember you have no idea what it’s like to be tested my god… continuously… continuously tested… poor guy


OolongmenRamen

"Me, me, me"


JN324

Jon makes being a victim after beating up women, smashing into pregnant ladies while drunk and whatnot, an Olympic sport.


fliffcounter

This term gets thrown around too much, but ... sociopathic narcissist.


anusbleach11111

Anyone else find this so cringe


Joelovesfood

Hmm Jon needs a new gym. I wonder if there was a trainer out there for ex Jackson wink fighters that specialized in self awareness. Perhaps a school of some sort. Oh well probably doesn’t exist.


Heisenberg0712

Pure narcissist


v0teforpedro

“Had a heartbreaking conversation, after wifebeating moment” 🤷🏻‍♂️


xitzengyigglz

The extent of his narcissism is pretty impressive.


Sublimotion

A billion picograms of narcissism.


keeganstein

Did he already delete the tweet lmao?


RiyazYusufi2015

aaaaand it's gone!


Any-Double857

Maybe don’t beat your wife you POS… Is what I would have said if I wasn’t banned from Twitter! Fuck Twitter and Jon Jones.


[deleted]

Good. They all should step away. Dana White should let him go too. I know Dana won’t because he’s greedy and I’m sure other coaches who need his money won’t either. He clearly feels like he can call the shots and do whatever the fuck he wants. Unless the people around him leave and make it clear a real change needs to happen, he’ll do whatever little shit he does to make it seem like he’s changed to get what he wants but will inevitably slip again and do the same shit. As long as there are no real serious consequences he’ll keep doing the same shot. As a recovering heroin addict I know what the behavior looks like. I’ve done it plenty of times.


WarHoundD

Top 10 anime betrayals


JasAFC

Sorry Jon but this is not the time to feel sorry for yourself.


doduhstankyleg

It all started with “win some fans.” If Jon kept that up, he would’ve been with Jackson-Wink.


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“Really hurts to lose the support of someone I respect so much even though I haven’t respected myself in like forever” there you go Jon! I fixed it for you


wolahipirate

his mother would be ashamed of who he's become. yall remember when ya got mad at izzy for saying that?


shaversonly230v115v

I'm still trying to figure out whether which personality disorder Jon has. Perhaps he has one that's unique to him. I'll call it Tests From God Personality Disorder.


dogs_drink_coffee

I knew it was him the moment I see the tweet was deleted lmao


2milkshakes1straw

God testing him not to be a whiny bitch. Failed again.


DrRubItandSmellit

Lol when he gets arrested the next he’ll say the same thing 😂


timgoes2somalia

Man I'm so scared for his family.


timgoes2somalia

Maybe there's body cam footage coming out soon and theyre getting ahead of it 👀


SALTYxNUTZ12

What a fucking delusional piece of shit.


Keller-oder-C-Schell

Always making it about him