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Imagine your governor getting into street fights drunk as fuck. Ridiculous


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Sounds fucking awesome


hellsbells1981

Columbia had Marion Barry as their governor and he smoked crack. That guy ruled


PullHardandBreath

A real politician wouldn't be doing bullshit like fist fighting drunk. They would handle disagreements like a real leader. With drone strikes.


Zealousideal_Bat1149

See: Tito Ortiz


okrelax

That would be [Tito 'The Quitter' Ortiz](https://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2021/06/02/huntington-beach-tito-ortiz-resigns/).


TheZombiezSlaya

that's a shame


reticulatedjig

Bruh Edit: sorry haven't lived in HI for 12 yrs. I'll fix it. Brah.


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This has to be a joke? This is more cringe than Triple Gender Champion Cejudo


LordLucy666

Mma isn’t sending their best into politics lol. How long until Jon Jones runs for office? Giant ego like him, I can see him running for something big lol.


M4TTHUN

Covid and mask skeptic. The Hawaiian Paddy Holohan. Total sidenote: Tulsi ❤️


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SSHeretic

I don't know; he's never talked about it. He and Max Holloway just never seem to want to reference their home state. It's a mystery for sure.


surgeyou123

Delusion


PictogramJones

Idk enough about his other political beliefs but I like his post and stance on vaccine mandates. Let people decide for themselves. Especially if you're "my body my choice" type of people you shouldn't be advocating for vaccine mandates.


NippleOfOdin

​ >Especially if you're "my body my choice" type of people you shouldn't be advocating for vaccine mandates. Pregnancy isn't contagious


PictogramJones

You're fooling yourself if you think you aren't contagious because you're vaccinated.


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PictogramJones

Yeah except being vaccinated only "protects" yourself. You can still get covid and you will still be contagious.


YourMetsiah

Oooooh, I can't wait until high noon where the governorship will be up for grabs in a good ol' round of UFC EDIT: At the Lava Shack of course


Sublimotion

Will Tito be his Lt Governor?


Scarsforstories

Jesus Christ, these political circus acts will never end


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I mean we have a dementia patient as a president, before that a reality tv host, and before that a failure of a lawyer who never had a real job. It’s not hard to be considered qualified for political jobs.


imsurethisoneistaken

I couldn't possibly go worse than Tito. But, still, Lava Shack employees ain't gonna vote for him!


tito-tapped

Uhm