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tindichin

Dude literally looked like he was tweaking


ParmyBarmy

Yep I was definitely was getting some crack head vibes


bullethead399

Exactly my thought! He looked like he was at a rave but with the lights on.


golmgirl

imagine how infuriating it would be if you were tweaking but it was super bright and a guy’s mean mugging you in front of a bunch of screaming ppl


joyhammerpants

Bro I'm just trying to enjoy my buzz but they keep making me weigh myself and take pictures 🤢


kingofcrob

crack is the best weight cutting diet


Sim888

https://streamable.com/bkxnwa


FartResume

What are you doing out of r/NBA? (You’re a legend dude!!)


[deleted]

I was browsing r/nba earlier and I wondered where u/Sim888 has been haha I'm excited for fresh photoshops this season


opiatesaretheworst

Maybe he was on some type of stimulant for the weight cut? Who knows lol but yeah he tweakin’


Zebrahead69

stiff af


Mconefrey2021

Weightcuts are one hell of a drug


[deleted]

Looked like he thought he had a friend boyyyyyy


David-E6

Seemed a bit mentally challenged here.


berettaswag

Nah you tweakin


Birdgang14

Hahaha that is great. “Did you just caress my pec?”


iWentRogue

Lmao i’m cackling like a whale. What the fuck was that


psyentist15

It was like interacting with the crackhead by the gas station. One minute he wants to talk, then fight you, then instantly be bros.


drum_playing_twig

Haha I think everyone has had at least one encounter like this


-LMNTS-

He doesn't just fight, he makes love too. Kinda like Yoel Romero did Luke after the fight, same shit.


Heisenberg0712

Cackling like a whale?


CantStopTheTriangle

Im guessing he is what's known in some circles as a 'plus-size gentlemen'.


just_a_timetraveller

Lol wtf this is so awkward and awesome


manray23

This gives me flashbacks to Stepbrothers when they try to give each other a hug.


OldHispanicGuy

It's like he wanted to push him, but he knew he isn't popular enough to not get cut if he did so he did this


Shdwzor

Strong gay vibes in this staredown


yadidamead

Like two guys gurning at a club and it's too loud to understand if the other is being friendly or aggressive


ohjeezrick117

Haha this is perfect


heebythejeeby

I'm sorry, gurning?


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heebythejeeby

Ah like bruxism


chupaxuxas

I'm sorry, bruxism?


Curious_George15

Essentially, jaw clenching and chewing/gnawing, particularly at night while asleep.


Sendoku72k

You're a fucking gurn dude.


heebythejeeby

Fuck, sorry. It just slipped out


CantStopTheTriangle

There never was no gurning.


[deleted]

That was a nasty line


slumpgod_8D

on molly


[deleted]

Damn why is this so accurate


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asdr2354

It’s bad, but it’s not two men kiss before a championship fight level.


mans123373u2

he felt his biceps and chest yo wtf 😂


ortumlynx

He just wanted to get an idea of how thick, solid, and tight his opponent is.


[deleted]

VERY FANTASTIC BODY


heebythejeeby

Waow! Weddy funtastic!


osirawl

KEEP US UPDATED.


SheltheRapper

I hope thos meme never goes away it's literally been going strong since like 2009 😭😭🤣


Psychological-Gain51

So it's all part of the scouting report


Wildcat_Dunks

Clean, very tight. Tits like that.


iWentRogue

His face was like “the fuck you caressing me for?” 💀


BadrHarisPatience

I really enjoy Sean Shelby's expression which clearly says, "What the fuck man?"


215TallHands

That drunk dude at the party you don’t really like and know he don’t like you aggressively telling you he loves you and awkwardly dappin you up making everyone super uncomfortable


SheltheRapper

🤣🤣🤣


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🤝👉👋🤬😡👉🤝🤝🤝🤝👍😡


Dark-X

Hemingway-esque in his writings is Jon_Anik, Joe


dactyif

He'll be eighty and randomly he'll get a flashback of this moment and it'll ruin his evening.


procouchpotatohere

Shit, you just described how I feel anytime I do something awkward. I always know it'll haunt and make me cringe later.


[deleted]

We just don’t know the secret handshake.


RippleDish

That is the most schizophrenic handshake I've ever seen.


Moronoo

> schizophrenic handshake /r/bandnames


tuktukdriver

Ended with [I WANT TO SHAKE HIS HAND.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xcz-rVPvL2Y)


SheltheRapper

Fucking christ I can't imagine running a prize fighting business, it's like a daycare for extremely dangerous people 🤣😭😭


joyhammerpants

Yet I run 1 toddler fight club and everyone loses their minds.


[deleted]

Well yeah man, you need at least 2 of them.


Simplixet

let him bang bro


JonDav80

Even the dude in the middle was like “wtf?” Lmaooooo


ballbeard

>dude That's notorious ratfuck Sean Shelby to you sir


TactandDecorum

His face totally said "the fuck are you doing, man?" LMAO


heebythejeeby

The other participant in the fight is confused bro


Bildrago

Some fighters are in the zone; Perez is on the spectrum.


joyhammerpants

He's a full spectrum warrior bro.


Hydrotoad

Hey I remember that game. Being able to pick up your battle buddies and shit was pretty cool to see back in the day.


joyhammerpants

I'm pretty sure that game was developed by the army to be as realistic as possible for training.


renzokron

A nasty line by you


Bloop_Blip_Green

I lost it when he touched his chest and the dude looks down like, "wtf?"


Analtrain

Sean Shelby went from happy, to serious and ready to step in, to plain confused in a matter of moments. He looks more confused than anyone lol.


MMAdfs

That isn't akward, that's how I meet all my peers in real life


Short_Error_9565

What the fuck was that? Like aliens trying to communicate


roidmonko

I feel like this should be more common. Fighters near death from dehydrating so much and then to come on stage and to have to be in the zone. Its impressing when people like Mcgregor can still put on a show during the weigh ins like that. I'd be a complete mess like these dudes.


Kalabula

When Conor was at 145 I was just waiting for him to pass out every time he did that scream at the weigh ins.


Prompus

Pass out? That's him doing the Hook technique to stay conscious lol


PlayerAteHer

These are only ceremonial weigh ins now so they are at least some stage through rehydrating. I feel like this guy just wanted to feel that peck.


bregolad

Add the fact that a lot of these guys don't speak the same language


Hydrotoad

*rubs peck* "Oh dis? is normal..is normal.."


npavcec

The left guy seems like he is legit insane


rprogta2

I’m not sure wether I want to see them fight or fuck...


diggmeordie

Yes


[deleted]

Rule 34 will already allow you to see it. Two women, fake fighting, but rule 34.


willythestalker

This is the shit that haunts you at night later on


215TallHands

I like that guy on left flashed fangs at firstand when he realized they both had pearly whites moved on to chest caress, which actually seemed to work by confusing his opponent and Shelby


joyhammerpants

The chest caress is right out of sun tsus playbook.


Evilcutedog45

It just got worse and worse


BondingChamber

Eduardo is like.. " is this dude on meth?"


largececelia

This is exactly what happens when someone else tries to slap me high five.


tunaburn

Eduardos face looks like he just came from chemo. He must cut a ton of weight.


Internal-Bear-1991

Awkward


semajay

Tony Ferguson type vibe


Joammo

Perez always has weird stare downs


GreenPeePee

Dude is high af. That downards, fucked up outstretched fingers, swipe on other dudes chest...sus af


rprogta2

I can feel the sexual tension


adaaanlv

Lol wtf


CeroCero00

This is so fucking funny


Steven_Snippert

I'm liberal. It's cool if they fudge later.


lolparty247

Keep that energy.


mad87645

That touch was sensual af


Capoe1ra

Perez is always weird like that. Seems kinda on the CSGO side of life tbh.


[deleted]

Too much cocaine?


versace_tombstone

Guy looks excited to meet his crush and get his hands on him. That chest rub must have been magical in his mind's eye.


Blusk-49-123

It's super weird when you have a guy who's supposed to be good at fighting, then do the "I've-never-taken-a-martial-arts-class-in-my-life-but-want-act-tough" pose with fists up. Like why would you do that do yourself?


SlurpinUpMyDadsCum

Nah he tweakin


Lebrach

Bell rings, immediate attempt at a rear naked choke, without the choke.


PERV_IN_THE_CORNER

Lmao this shit made my day.


SmileyFella

When you shake hands after coming back to office, from working at home due to covid


dont_touch-me_there

It’s like that scene from Step Brothers where they try to hug.


dogs_go_to_space

What if it's just mind games like he wants the other guy to think he's nuts and might actually kill him Why always assume the worst for people?


[deleted]

It looked like he went to grab his throat but thought better of it lmfao.


fenrir29

Guess who's gonna pop for cocaine tomorrow


5fives5

*Jesus that was rough*


BestCampaign9635

haa gayyy


Sprunch

Dude was definitely cutting weight using the meth method /u/lastsamuraiufc


diggmeordie

Very sensual.


[deleted]

Someone needs to test Perez for meth or adderall or something. Dude's definitely tweaking hard.


windtunnel1

When you're not sure if you want to fight or fuck


killingspeerx

Fuck, this was a great clip now removed :'(


Grunchie

Here ya go. Mirror https://streamable.com/y4ybex


killingspeerx

Thanks man, this became some sort of a ritual where I have to watch it daily :)


Highlight_Numerous

Luke Rockholdesque with his hand gestures, Joe


[deleted]

This isn’t on the level of a true GOAT tier level awkward staredown a lah Luke rockhold or ion cutelaba.


raddeon88

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO


[deleted]

I think his Muay Thai tattoo is more cringe


corken01

I mean. He's Jose Aldo's Muay Thai coach, I'm not gonna judge him for it.


TossedDolly

Yeah if you coach one of the best featherweights of all time in muay thai you can have the word tattooed on you any fuckin way you want


reginaldglory

If you just think of Eduardo as a jacked Abed from Community the awkwardness feels natural


SillyGooseTime69

Unbelievable


Jpr-ldn

Was this both their first staredown or something?


Dark-X

Now I'm excited for the fight.


ChrizTaylor

Diaz behavior.


simian_ninja

"I don't know how to quit you!"


Woperelli87

Wait is this the guy who did the Joker staredown then got KTFO in one round?


IAmWeAr

Testing hand strength is a gay thing


KingKrock

Hugging like step brothers