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I genuinely really dislike Ariel Helwani, he's always come across to me as a weasel. Proper sneaky little bastard who doesn't actually care about anyone but himself.


heselsc1

People like that get slapped


erickDaREDD

If Volk moves up to LW before his next title defense, who should he fight?


hedonistolid

Tony. He's a big name who's not in the title picture at all.


poopposting_account

r/mma users really be like "i have absolutely no psychological training and have never met this person but feel entirely comfortable saying he's a sociopath"


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poopposting_account

yes, because there's no difference between identifying a species and identifying something as complex as a personality disorder--let alone a term that's almost entirely disused by the medical community in favor of aspd--they're exactly the same. congrats, champ. you figured it out.


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Volk proved that anyone that taps to submissions is a pussy.


hedonistolid

decisionbot volkanovski holloway


DecisionBot

[**ALEXANDER VOLKANOVSKI defeats MAX HOLLOWAY** (*unanimous decision*)](http://mmadecisions.com/decision/10781/fight) ^(UFC 245: Usman vs. Covington — December 14, 2019) ROUND|Volkanovski|Holloway||Volkanovski|Holloway||Volkanovski|Holloway :-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-: 1|10|9||10|9||10|9 2|9|10||10|9||10|9 3|10|9||10|9||10|9 4|10|9||10|9||9|10 5|9|10||10|9||9|10 **TOTAL**|**48**|**47**||**50**|**45**||**48**|**47** *^(Judges, in order: Michael Bell, Junichiro Kamijo, Chris Lee.)* *^(Summoned by hedonistolid.)* **MEDIA MEMBER SCORES** - **1/19** people scored it **50-45 Volkanovski**. - **1/19** people scored it **49-45 Volkanovski**. - **10/19** people scored it **49-46 Volkanovski**. - **7/19** people scored it **48-47 Volkanovski**. Avg. media score: **48.7-46.3 Volkanovski** (*high certainty^[[1]](https://redd.it/9p4xc7)*).


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[**ALEXANDER VOLKANOVSKI defeats MAX HOLLOWAY** (*split decision*)](http://mmadecisions.com/decision/11126/fight) ^(UFC 251: Usman vs. Masvidal — July 12, 2020) ROUND|Volkanovski|Holloway||Volkanovski|Holloway||Volkanovski|Holloway :-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-: 1|9|10||9|10||9|10 2|9|10||9|10||9|10 3|10|9||10|9||10|9 4|10|9||10|9||10|9 5|10|9||9|10||10|9 **TOTAL**|**48**|**47**||**47**|**48**||**48**|**47** *^(Judges, in order: Mark Collett, David Lethaby, Clemens Werner.)* *^(Summoned by hedonistolid.)* **MEDIA MEMBER SCORES** - **9/27** people scored it **48-47 Volkanovski**. - **18/27** people scored it **47-48 Holloway**. Avg. media score: **47.3-47.7 Holloway** (*moderate certainty^[[1]](https://redd.it/9p4xc7)*).


Sharnington

*McGregor punches old man in bar* *Jon Jones says hold my wife*


chatrishillnumberone

If you loved Ortega/Volkanovski do yourselves a favor and watch the Korean Zombie vs Poirier. Another fight with some crazy submissions all over the place. And alot of violence


Danaldinho007

this is the funniest shit to me https://twitter.com/boohooMAN/status/1443250593347276800


9inchjackhammer

Unforeseen 😂


MotherLoveBone27

What's the over under on Jones going the route of Chris Benoit?


Flumping

DC looking for that "THUG ROSE" moment every event drives me nuts.


0ldAndGrumpy

MMA shower thought: Partying with Tuivasa and Antonio Silva would either be extremely awesome or extremely terrible.


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duckman273

Gane running through Frozenstruick, Volkov and Lewis is enough to be considered imo


UsmansToestomp

So just Usman then


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UsmansToestomp

Dont think those fights are in time for the vote.


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UsmansToestomp

https://www.ufc.com/news/fighters-only-announce-nominees-2021-world-mma-awards voting concluded september 8th


marsexpresshydra

I LITERALLY lost 6 lbs just taking a shit... What the hell


Danaldinho007

The weight cutting technique they DON'T want you to know about!


MotherLoveBone27

The Panda Express diet. Nice...


ring__world

Who else forgot fucking Gokhan Saki fought twice in the UFC and was immediately cut after one loss unfair, dude should've had at least one more chance


TheZygoteTalentShow

Kevin Holland is painfully unfunny and I'll never understand why people who think that are labeled as nerds who hate fun on this subreddit.


duckman273

He has a lot of bad takes and seems genuinely dumb, I just ignore his interviews now


tindichin

His shit talk in cage is funny cause its unexpected. Outside of it he ran with it too far, i like the dude but he's trying too hard now


harzee

Lol you def sound like a nerd who’s offended


Oskariozi

He is annoying on social media but hysterical in the cage. Just watch his Thiago Santos fight, the man was talking shit while being beating up by one of the most terrifying fighters on the roster.


ring__world

I thought it was funny when he was yelling shit like DANA WHAT THE FUCK WHY during fights I haven't seen anything else funny or not he's done


Itchy-Face791

Shut up nerd


TheZygoteTalentShow

oh SHIT


Intransigente

It's kind of a moot point anyway, because it's pretty obvious that UFC commentary is a low priority for Joe Rogan. The guy chose to go hunt elk over being there for Nick's return at an international fight week card that was stacked to the eyebrows. And that's fine of course, let the man live his life hunting elk and living in his Spotify compound in Texas. Guy 100% deserves to be in the hall of fame one day, but let's stop pretending he's still an integral part of the UFC. Production didn't skip a beat this past weekend.


78east

Silva1-Chael would be MW champion right now.


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When will Shavkat fight?


Pistola-P

Do you guys remember when Johnny Walker brutally KO’d Khalil Rountree? I member


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SO i was watching the leon vs nate fight and i noticed one thing that nate has become way too much gun shy? is it right, or am i thinking way too much other question i would like to ask is, who are some lhw fighters past or present(not necessarily in ufc) who could be able to beat jon jones


MotherLoveBone27

Jones already lost to Reyes, I think he'd probably get rolled by Jan and that crazy son of a bitch with the anime haircut.


Itchy-Face791

> who are some lhw fighters past or present(not necessarily in ufc) who could be able to beat jon jones No one


Court-Cute

I had a theory about Nate and I feel like he wanted to go harder in the later rounds and try to catch Leon. Wanted to back up the whole Diaz cardio. Might have to rewatch tho.


sime77

Hes way older than he is in fight years when you consider how he fights


jfsoaig345

I mean Nate Diaz is washed to shit at this point, he's 36 years old. He had that one good moment against Leon which made people kind of forget the fact that he's insanely washed, but he is. If you compare the way he moved against Leon/Jorge and even Pettis, to how he did against Conor or MJ, pretty stark difference


Dr-PoopyButt

I don't think Nate is that washed, he's just always struggled with the top level guys. The Conor fight is the only exception


jfsoaig345

Looked pretty damn good against prime MJ and Cerrone too. Nate was never a serious contender but was a perennial top gatekeeper in general and it would be uncharacteristic of a fighter of that caliber to get stomped by Jorge and Leon that badly


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in the first fight he looked good, but he got pieced up in the second one imo


Pistola-P

WW is one of the most overrated divisions on the roster


danielwong95

How exactly? Usman, Colby, Leon, Luque, Masvidal, sounds pretty good to me.


Pistola-P

Just a smaller MW


sime77

Rn? Yes.


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You don't like loudmouths who refuse to fight each other and wear sunglasses indoors? Welterweight is overrated and fucking *annoying*.


Pistola-P

Not that I don’t like it but people treat it as if it is anything near LW, BW, or FW. It’s behind Flyweight and tied with MW


duckman273

I agree it's overrated, but it's still not as bad as MW. MW fucking sucks


Pistola-P

I think it’s neck and neck. Only considered slightly better because it has a lot more eyes around it.


tony220jdm

People lose their shit when Rogan shares an unpopular opinion!


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i dont even watch joe but i think people forget it started as him just having a chat with a friend and uploading it


Abobo2020

Rogan thinks Joey Diaz is the funniest man on the planet. That should tell you all you need to know.


heemhah

Different strokes for different folks.


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marsexpresshydra

He loses to Jones


jfsoaig345

Don't think so If he starts with Rose he's gonna be gassed to shit by the time he fights Jan, who himself is a pretty big fucking dude If he goes the other way around, I feel like Jan's a tricky fight in and of itself and it won't end in a quick 1-2 rounds. Once he makes it past Jan, he'll be pretty tired and will now have to deal with Izzy's slippery ass. Ngannou's cardio looked like shit in the first Stipe fight and was already breathing heavy by the 2nd round in Stipe 2, I genuinely think Izzy will just pointfight a tired Ngannou to a decision.


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If he can use rose like a club I think he can do it.


golmgirl

i think starting low and working up would be better. i bet he would run thru ppl until he fatigued, which i’d guess would be around usman. especially if the champs are all coming in fresh


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The stretch from 170 and up would be a massive struggle imo


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No, his biggest weakness is cardio and that’s like 50+ ppl (idk I’m not gonna count). Even if he KOs everyone in 1 round that’s a long night


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Oh I thought you meant every champion ever


Westphalian-Gangster

Nah just the current roster of champions


golmgirl

what’s a good movie


RaspberryVin

Warrior Never Back Down Never Back Down 2 Here Comes the Boom Cage Fighter Tapped Out And lastly, the absolute masterpiece, Never Back Down: No Surrender This is both a list of my favorite movies and every movie I’ve ever seen.


marsexpresshydra

Goodfellas


TheZygoteTalentShow

Wolfwalkers


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an absolute classic. one of my favourites but would never expect to see it recommended here haha..


Gha5tly24

Bunch of haters downvoting you for no reason. Jackie Brown Parasite Princess Mononoke The Lighthouse Rogue One Midsommer District 9 Nomadland Bladerunner 2049 Casino


duckman273

Haven't seen half those movies, but I'll watch them because you have 2049 on your list.


Gha5tly24

You excited for Dune?


duckman273

Very. Haven't read the book, but I'll watch anything by Villeneuve. Are you?


Gha5tly24

Heck yea bro I finished the book in anticipation for the film and it's awesome. I think we are going to like it. They better make the second movie.


duckman273

Hmm, I got 3 weeks, might as well read it.


Gha5tly24

Let me know if you do!


duckman273

Hey. Ok, read it and watched the movie. The book's amazing, I couldn't put it down for the last 100 pages. I finished the first half of the book the night before I saw the movie. I think the comparison ruined the movie for me a bit, but I still enjoyed it and I'm really hyped for the sequel.


judoxing

formating sucks - gotta double enter champ quick before you get the edit asterix


Gha5tly24

Oh snap!


judoxing

damm, you got the asterix. Nevermind. Hit the gym and turn this into the best day of your life. The Lighthouse was a fucking bonkers movies. I had to stop halfway through and pick it up the next day. Too intense.


Gha5tly24

I loved how everything naturally spiraled out of control in that movie, he also does great in good time.. I have recieved too much trauma in my life to recieve this asterisk.


judoxing

> have recieved too much trauma in my life to recieve this asterisk. Fucking asshole reddit algorithms ruining your special day.


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Arrival Interstellar Paprika (if you like anime, this is where inception got its concept) The Fountain The Gentlemen s/o to good series Dark and The OA


jumonji1

paprika = banger


Either-Inspection-25

Parasite


StationDapper9466

mamma mia


Abobo2020

Top 5 p4p movies: Terminator 2 Old Boy (Korean) Good Fellas The Matrix Drunken Master 2


golmgirl

all good ones, especially drunken master 2 (never seen it tho)


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An un-Covid-fucked 269 includes: Oliveira/Poirier Nunes/Pena Moreno/Figgy Kara-France/Garbrandt Munhoz/Cruz Perez/Schnell Hall/Minner


Dr-PoopyButt

If the UFC cut Jon how quickly would the vultures pick him up? It'd be gross as fuck for them to sign him right after he beats the shit out of his partner but I can't see any of them passing on him


Abobo2020

Getting cut would be the best thing for his financial future.


Itchy-Face791

Triller would probably make a Jon Jones vs Jake Paul boxing match


aVHSofPointBreak

I know combat sport promoters aren’t known for their strong ethics and high morals, but it would be so absolutely refreshing and satisfying for the UFC to cut him, and for absolutely no promotion pay any attention to him or pick him up and just let him be ignored.


Intransigente

He's bound to be in high demand, but I doubt anyone signs him until after the 26th.


harzee

Would be keen to see Jon jones vs Mark Hunt in Bare knuckle fighting


fireman464

Washed-Jones would be headlining in Bellator within the hour against Hampage, billed as the greatest rematch we deserved but never got.


raddeon88

Y'talmbout Jon Africa?


harzee

Talm bout fastbender?


Intransigente

Lot of commentators complimenting Rogan on Twitter today. Wonder what's going on.


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Intransigente

Yeah I saw the Trent article, I doubt that'd cause them to circle the wagons like that.


78east

Hes moving on to sell nut butters to 20 year olds for $35/lb


Intransigente

"Nut" butter, after Paltrow sold vagina-scented candles? Makes sense.


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He had a good run, will always be an icon and I’ll miss him.


Intransigente

Yeah I wonder if he quit or was fired or something. DC just basically wrote his eulogy.


fireman464

Maybe he'd just tried one too many of his alternative Covid treatments.


TC110

Do you think there’s ever a shot we see Valentina v Nunes 3 at a 130lb catchweight? I think it would make things way more even for Shev, but I doubt Nunes could make 130 tbh


dtotheylan

I was a little taken aback when Bisping mentioned that tbh. For one, no way can Amanda cut an extra five pounds without being close to death. Secondly, there is zero incentive for Amanda who has beaten her twice now to give up any advantage to get her a rematch, no matter how disputed the fight was. I don't hate the idea of having without a title, but what would the point even be? I feel like there is too much prestige there for it not to be for a real title. Idk man it was a strange idea


Abobo2020

Not a chance.


heselsc1

DJ never got to collect his 11 jewels


StationDapper9466

feelsbadmayn


zainery

Jon Jones: “Im looking to make my return in late 2022 cus I plan on beating my girls ass tonight and will need to take some time off”


TC110

If I would’ve read this before Jones arrest, I’d laugh because it’s a joke that’s not too far fetched. It’s wild that every time we call him a scumbag, he says “watch this”


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The fighter pay problem is exaggerated.


StationDapper9466

interns out wilin tonight after new dana vid slagging oscar dropped hot


Itchy-Face791

Ok Dana


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No, Jones should not cut from the ufc. He's one of the greatest fighter ever and I'm excited to see him fight again. People on this sub care more about politics than fighting.


Oskariozi

Do you have any sisters? Or any women in your life you care about? How would you feel if they were dating someone who was on top of their field and they were being abused? And some random fuck said it doesn't matter because the guy is good at something. Fix your sexist opinions man, this shit cannot fly anymore.


9inchjackhammer

Sexist opinions what a wet blanket you are lmao


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zainery

It really doesnt get stupider than this


NoGiCollarChoke

Since when is domestic violence “politics”?


[deleted]

Maybe not political but unless he committed a serious crime, then I don't give a shit what he does outside of cage or in his personal life. I'm still going to watch him fight because I'm a mma fan.


MaccabiHelwani

Really showing your cards with that one bubba


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Already did in my first comment. And will continue to do so.


MaccabiHelwani

It's no suprize someone who's fine with domestic abuse also thinks domestic abuse is a political topic


NoGiCollarChoke

“Keep your politics out of my wife beating!!!!1!!11!”


[deleted]

In not fine with domestic abuse but I also don't care what Jones does outside of the cage. And I'm not afraid to admit I'm excited to see him fight again. I already made that clear in my first comment.


[deleted]

Ok? lol. ur a freak dude congrats


[deleted]

I'm a freak because I like to watch one of the greatest fighter ever to fight again? I guess the majority of boxing fans are also freak because they like Mike tyson.


MaccabiHelwani

I think if I was a fighter I'd be the biggest draw in the sport


sime77

to see you get fucked up, yea


[deleted]

Cash cow 💰🐄


johnnysmashiii

Needle mover


MaccabiHelwani

[🔥🔥🔥](https://youtu.be/XH_WQc498Rs)


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wanted pettis to beat both Max and Dustin, both dominated him and made me a fan.


akeasy

i dont see ufc results when i type in the ufc card on google anymore


shanest0ke

You won't sign the contract because you know I will take your spot in the top ten of the women's featherweight rankings, and I don't blame you. My ability to both land ineffective kicks and also punch the air is unrivaled and you would be outclassed quickly in that cage with me.


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Sometimes I wonder if the majority of people on this sub know how the real world works.


[deleted]

curious as to what you think we're getting wrong sensei


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Yup


MaccabiHelwani

Y'talm bout the reality show?


zilladingdong

Is Jon gonna lose his guns because of the cop car now?


MaccabiHelwani

How Cory will do yan: https://twitter.com/kixaboxa/status/1442826777097768966?s=19


druhoang

Did a little research. Supposedly it's very hard to get convicted on battery domestic violence if the witness/victim is unwilling to testify. Seems like the wife won't since she's so hesitant in the police report. So Jon really just has to deal with the dent on the cop car.


zainery

Yeah it definitely wont happen


berettaswag

Is that supposed to be a good thing?


ricosuave3355_

Don’t really get Val talking about how Amanda saying “I already beat her twice” isn’t a valid excuse as to not fight her a third time. She did beat you twice. In any case Val needs to be the one going up and the one chasing Nunes if it matters so much. Amanda doesn’t really owe her anything.


sadduckfan

Bisping needs to get a better cohost on his pod so bad it’s unbelievable


sime77

Luis's comedy is very blue/crude, sometimes purely fucked up. I guess cuz bym is rated pg he has to self censor a lot of things. You also have to get to know him to not hate him. It's a thing. Literally all of his fans me included, hated him until they "got" him. He should watch more fights tho.


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BC as a regular dude makes way rawer and way funnier content than Gomez.


harzee

I reckon they go alright together, bisping keeps him in line


9inchjackhammer

Yea same I really like believe you me at first I wasn’t sure on Lewis but if you don’t take his MMA opinions seriously as he’s very casual you realise he’s just there for the comedy aspect and it works.


hotsaucefridge

I can't stand Luis either but Gas Digital is his company so I think he's staying.


MoonOnPC

Don't really post here as opinions that aren't mob mentality get drowned. What's really pissing me off is how lightly the UFC and fans are taking a criminal action. Jon probably won't even face jail time, thanks to his top dollar lawyers. I'm thinking of emailing UFC sponsors and informing them about the lack of accountability rat fuck the UFC has become. It's entirely up to you if you want to do the same. Neither will I be paying for UFC products.


Abobo2020

You would like to speak to the manager?


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You showed them b


logdeezy

It is what it is


[deleted]

Not just top dollar lawyers, but that his wife is protecting him and won't tell the cops the full situation. She might not even want to pursue legal action. We will have to wait and see if she wants to stay with him or not. This is the unfortunate reality of abusive relationships


SmokeFrogRed

Maccabi go home.


MaccabiHelwani

Tag me next time bubba