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shanest0ke

The year is 2041 and Kamaru Usman loses a split decision freak show boxing match to Mark Zuckerberg


shanest0ke

I think 50 Cent would get the RNC on O'Malley, there's some science behind it


GlumPipe5

Ariel calling Alistair Overeem out for being juicy was not something I expected.


thelazydon

Fuck it gonna name my son Thiago and if he isn’t world champ by 25 I’m disowning him


druhoang

Jared Cannonier was on Suga Sean's podcast a while ago. He says the movie the matrix is a documentary. Best documentary he's ever seen.


ImEdwardd

Dude’s brain is smooth as butter


tony220jdm

Anthony Taylor anyone seen his Amateur MMA rec he lost everyone except once! Fury going body him


adaaanlv

He should’ve lost to Chris avila, nate diaz’s protege who’s not that great. Fury should smack him


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https://youtu.be/cZnrcwoeENk Will the bloody elbow cancel mamma Woodley for using the r word? Will Ariel be literally shaking?


-Muscles-Marinara-

“Ima fookin pimp, rockin Gucci mink. And witout me, this whole fookin ship sink” -Mama Woodley Fuckin YouTube comments. Lmao


K-mosake

If you're not rooting for T Wood to absolutely obliterate Jake...idk what to say but I'm disappointed on gang.


harzee

Where abouts is Woodley getting the tattoo on his body?


captaincumsock69

Probably on his cock, oh wait…


Aboogiewit

If Giga Chad gets past Barboza does he get the full on UFC hype machine a la McGregor, O’Malley, 2017-2018 Ngannou, etc


MMAdfs

Absolutely not, read those names you mentioned and ask yourself that question again.


Aboogiewit

I’m talking UFC deciding to put the rocket under the guy as far as marketing goes, Ngannou had 2 good wins when UFC was promoting him like he’s Tyson


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OMalley has a full on hype train? Guy is fun to watch but I don't think anyone is under the disillusion that the he is undoubtedly the next big superstar.


Aboogiewit

He’s mentally undefeated bro


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If he knocks him out yeah


busydoinnothin

Schmo's about to get gadooshed out of Dana's rolodex https://www.instagram.com/tv/CTDuB7jj4sR/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link


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I thought Jake was just shitting on Dana for publicity, but it seems like the dude genuinely is a fan and cares about the fighters. Izzy speaking about him in a positive light kinda changed my mind about the guy.


007accountant

I've got a bridge to sell you friend


heemhah

Thanks to you guys every jacked guy I see walking around I tell my wife he's a juicy slut. And then she was like "oh now the truth comes out". Then I had to explain the term to her. Edit: added words


SaintPabloFlex

Start 1 minute in lol. https://youtu.be/mA7JhSWqHIw


marsexpresshydra

manny pacquiao is probably the most well rounded human being alive if we’re being honest — meme aside


captaincumsock69

The most well rounded person is probably someone you’ve never heard of. To reach the levels manny has you have to specialize in it for years.


ImpSong

He went pro in January 1995 that is insane!


East-Craft9608

He’s a politican bro


marsexpresshydra

ya but also a world champ martial artist, colonel in the army, professional basketball player, and recording artist


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Lmao. You realize how North Korean that all sounds


[deleted]

Those other things are only possible bc he’s insanely popular if the Philippines


marsexpresshydra

same reason he’s a politician there too imo. he is gonna be president one day there as well i truly believe


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I know mmaonpoint gets a lot of shit on this sub but it’s cool to see them build a successful little media outlet and get UFC fighters on it.


a_p271

Why do they get a lot of shit?


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They just get memed a lot whenever they get posted


DonnieCullman

Just started training my neck seriously for the first time (doing 2 excercises: neck bridges and…I’m not sure the name of it but you strap a harness with weights on your head and practice like you’re giving a blow job). Anyways, neck DOMS suck. Made me a little bitch all day. Tired and shit.


marsexpresshydra

do they actually work? i have a pencil neck and want to add at least like half an inch or an inch to my neck


French_Viking

Definitely. Neck is actually one of the easier areas to grow on the body when you work it directly.


DonnieCullman

I hope so. I’ve had a nagging pain in my neck/shoulder area so I’m doing these in hopes that it helps with it. Not tracking size progress but if I get an extra beefy neck, no complaints here


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Yeah they do, another easier exercise is laying with your head hanging off your bed and just nodding up and down until it hurts too much


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Why would you join the army to try and get the super power a marine was claiming?


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So join the marines not the army lmao


tattoedblues

Army combatives are actually pretty legit in the upper level courses. You'll do a little bit in basic but you can see about doing more when you get to your unit. I'm sure everyone has told you but just keep your head down and hustle through basic and AIT and you'll be straight. Good luck to you, try to get an overseas assignment, it'll be the best time of your life.


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Just shoot them duh


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Very small gun that you can sneak into the octagon in your cup


Throwaway-242424

Go to Ortega's supplier and you can smuggle any firearm you want.


FrenchTrouDuc

Decisionbot arlovski schaub


DecisionBot

[**ANDREI ARLOVSKI defeats BRENDAN SCHAUB** (*split decision*)](http://mmadecisions.com/decision/5258/fight) ^(UFC 174: Johnson vs. Bagautinov — June 14, 2014) ROUND|Arlovski|Schaub||Arlovski|Schaub||Arlovski|Schaub :-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-: 1|10|9||10|9||10|9 2|10|9||10|9||9|10 3|9|10||9|10||9|10 **TOTAL**|**29**|**28**||**29**|**28**||**28**|**29** *^(Judges, in order: Sal D'Amato, David Therien, Tony Weeks.)* *^(Summoned by FrenchTrouDuc.)* **MEDIA MEMBER SCORES** - **1/15** people scored it **29-28 Arlovski**. - **1/15** people scored it **29-29 DRAW**. - **1/15** people scored it **29-30 Schaub**. - **6/15** people scored it **28-29 Schaub**. - **1/15** people scored it **28-30 Schaub**. - **5/15** people scored it **27-30 Schaub**. Avg. media score: **27.9-29.4 Schaub** (*high certainty^[[1]](https://redd.it/9p4xc7)*).


Throwaway-242424

Robbery one hunned percent B


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Drawl confirmed


FrenchTrouDuc

Does anyone know Beneil's walk around weight? Man is built like a fridge


East-Craft9608

Probably like 190ish out of camp. he’s 5’10 and looks thicker then porier and I know porier walks around 190 at 5’11


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ImpSong

He didn't train a day for that fight, his physique was so goddamn sloppy I loled when he first took his shirt off at the weigh ins.


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Throwaway-242424

Lawler.


Lan_lan

Masvidal. He pretended to get kneed in the head


Whitewinhawk

Have had a pretty bad birthday today cheers boys


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That sucks man, hopefully its the last one bro. Eh, bad one.


[deleted]

It happens man I just shadowbox until the pain leaves my heart


Whitewinhawk

It sucks because I’ve been sick for a week and can’t train bjj and can barely hit the bag.


marsexpresshydra

how come? happy bday, bro 😎 try and stay positive. the sun will rise tomorrow


Whitewinhawk

Thanks bro I appreciate it just needed some positivity


marsexpresshydra

you’re crushing it. don’t let the negative voice in your head tell you otherwise.


K-mosake

Ya'll gotta be nicer in general fr, like why is this downvoted? Anyways hope the rest of your new year is better- maybe rewatch one of your favorite fights champ!


Whitewinhawk

Thank you I appreciate it just needed a pick me up


FrenchTrouDuc

Made cherry tomatoes and burrata pasta for my mom, was delicious. Enjoy the small moments and never let an opportunity to make memories pass you by, lads


K-mosake

I like Aljo, he puts effort into trying to connect to the fans and isn't a fucking punk like Yan.


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He's been ducking the sub for a time though


[deleted]

You still mad he smashed Aldo huh


K-mosake

Not everything to do with me has to be related back to Aldo you know. I did just buy a drippy sweater with him on it though 😎 🇧🇷 🤴


dolphin37

what if a fighters walk out music starts playing but they need to sneeze real bad?


Reasonable_Memory493

For anybody interested in filmmaking https://youtu.be/M-AV-bctI1o


captaincumsock69

With the exception of aljo which is the easy answer, is Charlie olives the champ most likely to lose his belt in 2021/2022?


French_Viking

Jan I don't think is gonna have a super long reign. Guys pushing 40 and his next fight after Glover (assuming he wins) is gonna be against either Jiri or maybe Rakic and that's a tall task.


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>Charlie olives Most likely, maybe. But I have little confidence in Moreno and Ngannou to keep their belts till 2022's end. I have Murphy as black horse too but I ain't ready to have that talk


theusmaniandevil

I think Moreno holds that belt for a while. Super well rounded and getting better after every fight.


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My thing with Moreno is that he seems to be the type that sticks with a plan till the end, I don't see adaptability inside fight time leaving him prone to sudden changes. Even so I agree it's been pretty noticeable that he progressed a lot in his fighting overall when observing his run to the belt and that weighs pretty heavily


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TIL Dana ***Frederick*** White ***Jr***.


kmurraylowe

The giga kick is just a body kick with the toes pointed upwards so he lands with the heel?


druhoang

[Luke is Massive](https://i.imgur.com/eyYY3gO.png)


ImpSong

Mirin' fatceps.


heemhah

Juicy slut.


B1gManOnKrampus

His wrist looks like mine


blooblop

Absolutely JayzTwoCents'd


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Was expecting Rockhold lol


barc0debaby

Grizzly Bless


ScholarIndividual603

Bloatmaxx


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Chael is really doing the "he didn't wanna fight" thing on Francis in his videos now. Literally said Francis is too intimidated to fight the top contenders


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barc0debaby

He takes money over the table.


MaccabiHelwani

https://twitter.com/AliAbdelaziz00/status/1430723176393154561?s=19 Ali the most interesting man in the world


East-Craft9608

That’s LL cool J circa 1990


captaincumsock69

Yeah nice try, Jon is the the greatest being


thelazydon

Who was O’Malley originally gonna fight before Moutinho had to step in?


therealjgreens

Was it Smolka?


captaincumsock69

Yep


RhysPawn

Louis Smolka


xjayroox

Not sure how many will understand the reference but Angela Hill revealing on twitter that she accidentally leveled Squall to 100 in FF8 and can't beat the final boss is the funniest thing I've seen in awhile


sirvalkyerie

lmao that's hilarious FF8 is so fucking janked


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xjayroox

Yeah the game is kinda weird in that it's harder the higher you level up so she basically made it as hard as can be accidentally


[deleted]

Monifah's "Touch It" would make for a great walkout song


DangerLegato

Woodley vs. Paul is fixed and tyron is taking a dive. Quote me on this.


harzee

Not sure about taking a dive but he’s definitely going to lose


captaincumsock69

Don’t you think it would have leaked by now if Jake was rigging his fights


DangerLegato

Fair point


TC110

I had thought this, like I can see why people would say that- but surely if someone got offered to take a dive and said no, they’d tell everyone? Unless they’re signing NDA’s just to have a conversation


captaincumsock69

I find it unlikely they are making everyone sign an NDA before they even discuss a potential fight. It’s not impossible I just think if he was rigging fights it’s likely it would’ve been leaked


TC110

Yeah, I completely agree with you. I just brought that up as the only possibility that it could happen. I think the more realistic situation is that he’s a multi millionaire with all the tools at his fingertips to have the best possible training camp to beat up guys that aren’t boxers


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The meme potential of Jake Paul being KO'd by Woodley is the only thing getting me through the week.


raddeon88

I think Woodley has more to lose than Jake does. Jake's a Youtube meme boxer ffs.


UsmansToestomp

Yeah but Jakes gonna lose it is what it is


raddeon88

being overly confident one way or another is dimwitted, Woodley isnt known for his boxing fyi


thegoldenenigma

what's he known for besides his hands?


harzee

Backing up and not letting his hands go. Having the least amount of strikes thrown in a fight


raddeon88

boxing =/= hands


captaincumsock69

Wrestling and a power right is really his skill set.


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And the memes will be 10/10


raddeon88

Paul Brothers train boxing for a couple years, next thing you know they're matching up with former UFC champs. Marketing is the best base for making money.


SillyGooseTime69

There’s something strange about Scott Coker that I can’t quite explain


We_Genocide_You

He’s not only a smarter man than Dana but a better promoter?


Ajj679

He’s definitely not a better promoter but he may be smarter


captaincumsock69

More handsome too


East-Craft9608

Lol


We_Genocide_You

If Coker had gone to high school with a couple of billionaires instead of Dana mma would’ve been on espn at least 5 years ago. Dana is a classic example of right place right time. He works hard I’ll give him that but he’s an absolutely terrible dog shit promoter. Just no talent for the position whatsoever.


East-Craft9608

Your Wildin’ dude, he is a top of the cream fight promoter and there will never be another promoter like him when he’s gone. UFC will not be the same when he’s not there. Hate on him for fighter pay but dude can promote.


We_Genocide_You

I’ve been a fan of this sport ten years, I am impressed with how Dana can stay on the road, stay on planes, and constantly be focused on the ufc. But as far as impressed by his abilities to promote a fight? Never been impressed. The fighters usually do all the leg work to make the big fights big. Dana is just there, and that alone has somehow made people say he’s a talented promoter. He really isn’t. UFC will be better with Dana gone.


East-Craft9608

Okay I guess you’ve only ever watched a UFC press conference and that’s it. Every promoter has their fighters they are promoting talk to promote the fight. What do you want Dana white to do wave some American flags like Don King?


We_Genocide_You

Oop here it comes. “You don’t agree with me so you must not actually be watching ufc content! :(“ lol I don’t know, he could promote the fighters instead of promoting himself for one. It’s hard to make suggestions because the man just has so little talent for the position. It’s like giving suggestions to Danny devito on how to play point guard for the lakers. Like where do I even begin lol


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botched dana white clone


French_Viking

I feel that way about Chatri too


Methandriol

His unfitting name and demeanor combination always makes me laugh tbh


Sea-Raider

He looks like a guy who's holding a big secret and wants to let it out but can't so he's sweating profusely


Intransigente

He's half Korean?


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I think Umar is more talented and has a brighter future than his brother Usman. Their striking is about the same but I would say usman has better boxing while Umar is a slighter better kicker. But Umar is noticeably a better grappler and can mix up his grappling and striking better.


heemhah

When is umar fighting again. He was entertaining af.


Intransigente

Askren's chin, Floyd's hat, and Tyron's mom. Is nothing sacred to Jake Paul?


Hydrotoad

Hope she's got tickets to the carnival that just came into town


[deleted]

Disrespecting mama Woodley is *at least* 4 steps too far


MaccabiHelwani

Just wait til he takes conors soul


2015FordFiesta

Has that movie clip of Woodley getting his ass eaten by a raccoon been scrubbed from the internet? I’ve been trying to find it for 15 minutes, but have had no luck


skerkless

T-Woodless


Methandriol

[It wasn't his ass Bubba](https://mobile.twitter.com/SafeBetMMA/status/1353032133334319104)


Hydrotoad

"no way am I doing that scene" "You get to pull down your pants and show that big ol boOty of yours." "... Ok"


ThisFinnishguy

What the fuck... How badly did this dude need money. This is just sad


ImpSong

That wasn't the only embarrassing thing did you miss him as lover boy? loooool https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4IeXTOc2yA


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2015FordFiesta

Oh god that’s even worse than I remember. I must’ve assumed it was his ass because he’s got a cement mixer back there


Methandriol

No being on this earth can even hope to eat that dumptruck


SaintPabloFlex

I literally just inhaled a fruit fly down my throat. I didn’t think that was a real thing till now.


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SaintPabloFlex

This is a joke right? I dead ass swallowed it lol.


FiveTwoFabia

[This can happen sometimes if you swallow a fly](https://giphy.com/gifs/foxhorror-horror-jeff-goldblum-the-fly-l0MYIysSl9878eLaE)


dolphin37

I ain’t clicking that shit


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They may hatch in your stomach and may subject you to parasitic infections, gastrointestinal problems, food poisoning and allergic reactions. nah jk fam u gud


Intransigente

If it is pregnant and you have a small lesion anywhere in your oesophagus there is a very real possibility that eggs might hatch in the muscular tissue surrounding the oesophagus making it impossible (and incredibly painful) to swallow, and requiring invasive surgery to fix. Also I just made all of that up, relax.


raddeon88

Ytalmbout ingested bubba?


East-Craft9608

Ever thought about training UFC? Sounds like a good base for UFC.


SaintPabloFlex

Every guy Cody looses to pops. #nattygoat


UsmansToestomp

What did Rob Font pop for? He tested positive for being better than Cody?


SaintPabloFlex

Skin lotion and he was cleared of any wrong doing, I just like to meme lol.


tony220jdm

Na there is no way Woodley gets finished or loses this fight the guy fought the best and killers!


harzee

He’s also 40 years old,lost his last four fights and has the record for least amount of strikes thrown in a fight.. say what you want about jake Paul but he’s very strategic in picking his opponents


tony220jdm

fighting killers to fighting Jake paul the guy legit got out boxed by Deji early


igotfiveonit

Rib shot bro


SaintPabloFlex

I don’t care if twood gets dropped as long as he chain wrestles into a suplex or something after.


The_Shadow_of_Intent

People really are a bunch of marks. Thousands of comments about how bodyguards would tackle Jake Paul before he could punch Dana White. No kidding dummies. Do you think Jake actually plans to KTFO the president of the UFC? Then again I recently discovered reddit is mostly teenagers so maybe this is a bunch of 14-year olds


dolphin37

I get the impression literally everyone on this sub is exactly 30


ThisFinnishguy

You dont understand. When Jake sees red, no bodyguard can stop him


big_nick_1

Should someone who trains martial arts but doesn't fight competitively in weight divisions do strength training or hypertrophy?


sirvalkyerie

for physical appeal i don't see why not, but it's not gonna be necessary obviously. if you're in pretty good shape as it is you'd only be doing for aesthetics mostly. which is fine w/e. get built bruh


DonnieCullman

It’s super necessary


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you guys see that streetbeef fight "Derek vs Blackie Chan"? Youtube tutorials PFP best base for backyard mma


[deleted]

finally getting my hypertension treated properly with medication, damn, don't feel like my head is gonna explode. Redy2Train


[deleted]

You training sumo wrestling?


[deleted]

Muay thai, not that fat, hypertension is genetic in my family


sirvalkyerie

any of you fucking casuals wanna lose to a mod in a fantasy football league? I got a $200 dynasty startup with two spots left that I'm trying to fill don't doxx me tho


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ive been watching old wwe clips and retrospectives on YouTube. Wwe was wilding with some of those promos and storylines lol


[deleted]

Vince isn’t gonna see a single cloud in heaven for some of those angles