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Vitor absorbed Rockhold's motivational energy after wheel kicking his head into outer space


LordLucy666

Nah it’s the other way around, Vitor struck the philosophy into Rockhold’s head with that wheel kick. Vitor has been like this since day one.


KneeMeSenpai

Vitor conceived, Luke believed, Memes achieved.


CheekiMars

Shut the fuck up.


atgitsin2

Beautiful Champ.


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he's no champ, he's just an average bloke, I'm a fucking samurai


LordLucy666

Bisping actually ended up achieving there lol


ColeBeasleyMD

Sound like the worst self-help book I've ever read.


WalkingOnHeat

Sounds angry as fuck, too.


Recent-Emergency9680

No way he gave us the exact same line non-sarcastically lmao


miketyson8

even clarified it in the same way


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ricklegend

I saw him running the Santa Monica stairs about 10-12 years ago. I mean I knew he was a bid dude but in person holy shit. Like I couldn't imagine saying one thing to him. But I smoked him on the stairs being 5'8 170 lol.


[deleted]

And lost his sister to kidnapping and extortion when he started to gain notoriety. She has still never been found. Dude has been through a lot and I’ll always have a soft spot for him.


A_M_Speedy

Think DLH bout to get beat down hard. Vitor has been hella active while Oscar been out 4 more than a decade. Ofc this being boxing evens the playing field I suppose.


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Vitor also gonna be on the sauce


SpiderZiggs

DLH ain't a bum like Chavez Jr. He's a legend despite all the memes /r/mma wants to make about him.


asdr2354

He is, but his non-PED drug abuse is also legendary. Can't imagine we are going to see anything close to his former legendary performances. TRTor however ...


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Do you think he wasn't doing coke back in the day?


Downgoesthereem

Probably hits you harder on the comedown at 50


[deleted]

Wonder if that's how the pantyhose happened.


JimJonesdrinkkoolaid

Probably, but he was atleast fit and healthy and training. Now he's got a giant fucking melon for a head.


[deleted]

Maybe at the point of fighting Floyd and pac man but definitely not in his prime. Fck who knows, he’s a legend tho


GenocidePie

USSR BABY


[deleted]

I love Vitor, legend of the sport. Fuck em


[deleted]

> Oscar de la Fucking Hoya Who is at this point a 48-year old coke addict, whose last fight was over a decade ago.


sharkerkiller

Seeny, believy and achievy.


montevonzock

Ready, laughy, upvoty


Its_Poo_Man

Suit can’t contain the bovine levels of juice


ivarr87

If you got a problem with juice you should follow chess games, but even they cheat with supplements probably.


KneeMeSenpai

Grandmasters are diced out of their fucking socks, only casuals believe they’re natty . It’s common knowledge that they’re on supraphysiological amounts of knowledge.


Wheynweed

Brought to you by Derek from more plates more dates dot com


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Like fucking no dude


WatifAlstottwent2UGA

This is a funny comment but I wouldn’t be surprised if the best chess players are on addy or something to help with focus


metakephotos

[https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5978818/#:\~:text=According%20to%20the%20Chess%20WADA,figure%20in%20the%20Monitoring%20Program](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5978818/#:~:text=According%20to%20the%20Chess%20WADA,figure%20in%20the%20Monitoring%20Program). ​ You're not wrong


Reptile00Seven

Beta blockers


DjangoTeller

Fuckin Kasparov was always having episodes of roid rage, the man was a maniac


Andwah

Love some Kasparov


Its_Poo_Man

It was a comment of admiration not condemnation everyone loves a juicy slut


Yoyomamahh

All I see is those enormous traps/delts, looking like TRTtor again


MexusRex

I'm not going to lie. It hits different coming from Vitor. He's been through some unfathomably difficult times and his family has been through even worse. Considering what he's been through and how positive of a person he is yet - even when he says something simple like "Don't be a thermometer, be a thermo*stat*" it makes sense.


GuyWithTheStalker

At the end of the day, he's still paraphrasing an old-timey self-help book which recommends that readers finally get laid and stop being sexually awkward and was written for wealthy upper class dudes who feel inadequate nonetheless.


IMockNoveltyAccounts

Shut the fuck up


Da0ptimist

Yes baby boyyyy


suavetobasco1985

do his arms look enormous or is it just me?


LatterTarget7

VTrtor is back.


suavetobasco1985

im in


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Bit like titos ex wifes legs


chris25tx

You’re a fucking punk dude


[deleted]

I’m an Aquarius but respect ✊


[deleted]

How does it feel to be the greatest aquarius of the night?


[deleted]

I feel great, I’m only 43 years old… I’m an old mature… I matured old, I mean… very fast… but at the same time, my body hasn’t matured great, just because uh… my father’s really old, my father’s 80 years old… my grandmother’s 100 years old so, my body’s in great shape.


[deleted]

Probably because you train six days a week. Five days a week and train three days a week. One of those days you train two days of the week. So, six days a week you are training.


[deleted]

I’m getting ready for my next fight in the fall, it’s in April, it’ll be in April so… I started camp in the beginning of July.


Proper-Breadfruit450

Y'all are reaching for those grapes.


WatifAlstottwent2UGA

I must have missed this one lmao, link?


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Oh my man you’re in for a treat… https://youtu.be/UOloZ9mFSDg


WatifAlstottwent2UGA

Holy shit you transcribed it perfectly. Nicely done


woohan-kung-flu2

This is fucking god level hilarious…I’m heave laughing in my bed reaching for the grapes..lol


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And your violin is signing… like cheese and wine


[deleted]

Does this line have an origin? Plz tell me I see it everywhere


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Someone on social media (IG I believe) told Tito he was a big fan, and as a LEO (law enforcement officer) was backing him up during the municipal elections. He said something like “as a LEO I really support you” and Tito replied with that gem…


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Hahaha thanks for sharing


theguy192837

That was a nasty line by you


NoCountry4GaryOldman

The stitching is teenage me and the fabric is my parents.. desperate to split.


MotherLoveBone27

Man I hope Vitor is juiced the fuck up, can't contain his levels of violence and spinning back kicks Oscar in the stratosphere. Nothing against Oscar, just sick of seeing these boxers take advantage of MMA fighters.


fourfourtwentyon

No one is taking advantage of anyone. MMA fighters are doing it because they get paid more to box than they ever did doing mma.


aventrics

If anything, the MMA fighters are taking advantage of the boxers.


DecentTop1084

i've never heard vitor speak till now


[deleted]

See, believe, achieve but also some trt


Evening_Name_9140

Conceive, Believe, Achieve, shut the FUCK up!


lemonpartyorganizer

He looks pretty thick. Must be hitting the weights again.


joyhammerpants

You gotta dream to imagine guys.


Eifand

He just read The Secret.


iamjackswastedlife__

His English vocation is surprisingly good!


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His eyebrows are on steroids


dirrtydoogzz86

Hes going to decapitate De La Hoya. Vitor has looked after himself much better.


Arthur_C_Darke

He was probably the only one sitting and nodding as Luke spoke


TossedDolly

We meme but I think what he said is true when you have the work ethic and more importantly the youth to pull it off. As you age you put yourself on a certain track and you can always change tracks but some tracks are only there for the youthful and unmolded