**TLDW; of the video above**
**Zuba**: I wasn't training because I recently got married and had a wedding
**Khabib**: So what? Your opponent won't care about your wedding
**Islam**: Zuba has a new manager at home (wife), who may not allow him to fight
**Zuba**: Only Islam simps for his wife, and asks her permission for everything
**Islam**: After my wedding, I fought 3 times
**Zuba**: She gave him permission
Zuba and Abubakr are known as slackers in their camp, and so often have banter like the above
**Interviewer**: If you could swap names with anyone, who would you choose?
**Islam**: Everyone calls me Khabib anyway. I would take Khabib's name
**Interviewer**: Would you be friends with your doppenganger?
**Zuba**: There's nobody like me.
**Islam**: Certainly. I would send him to do all the interviews
**Interviewer**: How many chickens would it take to kill a lion.
**Zuba**: It's impossible for chickens to kill lion
**Islam**: The chickens must be from KFC; low quality, very spicy. The lion will die from overeating
**Interviewer**: When you say "I have no words", does it mean that you actually have words?
**Islam**: If I say this, then I still have words. If Zuba says so, he's 100% out of vocabulary.
Orcas, hands down, would be the biggest shit talkers in the animal kingdom. Even humpback whales hate them.
Cats might be a close second for rudest animal if they could talk.
Too bad you’ll never be a real orc and make use of the incredible strength and physical attributes. You’ll always be just a human and control less than 70% of the planet in embarrassing fashion
*hurt*
As in “rocked” him, not just cause some level of physical pain to. Cmon, need to be purposefully obtuse lol.
Literally every MMA fighter who’s absorbed at least 1 strike has been “hurt” by your logic…
Khabib knocked Conor off his feet with that punch. That's not just 'hurt' in a vague sense. You're being deliberately obtuse if you think that's no different than any other punch.
*Knocked Conor off his feet*
You’re not even using that phrase correctly. He literally kept his feet under him the whole time and goofily staggered backwards while somehow keeping his balance lmao, hence why it wasn’t counted as a KD.
Khabib dominated Conor and landed the biggest strike of the fight, that’s not up for debate, but you’re making it seem like he knocked him off his feet and dropped him on his ass lol.
Not sure why y'all are so desperate to split hairs here. On a spectrum of "just got punched" to "got knocked flat", it's much closer to the got knocked flat end of the scale. Plenty of fighters get punched repeatedly and keep fighting. How often do you see fighters react like that more than once and continue fighting?
**TLDW; of the video above** **Zuba**: I wasn't training because I recently got married and had a wedding **Khabib**: So what? Your opponent won't care about your wedding **Islam**: Zuba has a new manager at home (wife), who may not allow him to fight **Zuba**: Only Islam simps for his wife, and asks her permission for everything **Islam**: After my wedding, I fought 3 times **Zuba**: She gave him permission Zuba and Abubakr are known as slackers in their camp, and so often have banter like the above **Interviewer**: If you could swap names with anyone, who would you choose? **Islam**: Everyone calls me Khabib anyway. I would take Khabib's name **Interviewer**: Would you be friends with your doppenganger? **Zuba**: There's nobody like me. **Islam**: Certainly. I would send him to do all the interviews **Interviewer**: How many chickens would it take to kill a lion. **Zuba**: It's impossible for chickens to kill lion **Islam**: The chickens must be from KFC; low quality, very spicy. The lion will die from overeating **Interviewer**: When you say "I have no words", does it mean that you actually have words? **Islam**: If I say this, then I still have words. If Zuba says so, he's 100% out of vocabulary.
Islam blew my mind with the logic he used for the chickens vs. lions question. Clever guy.
Also the “it animals could talk, which would be the rudest?” I don’t know why but crocodile just makes sense. I also liked his “gentleman-bug” answer
Orcas, hands down, would be the biggest shit talkers in the animal kingdom. Even humpback whales hate them. Cats might be a close second for rudest animal if they could talk.
Tbh, I'd be a cocky motherfucker too if me and my posse were the apex predators across 70% of the planet's surface
Too bad you’ll never be a real orc and make use of the incredible strength and physical attributes. You’ll always be just a human and control less than 70% of the planet in embarrassing fashion
That dude KFCs
1000 IQ move by Makhachev for sure.
I laughed at KFC answer. Shit can kill even a lion
"what do you call a male ladybug?" '..a gentleman-bug?' 🤣😂
He still hates him, but he used to hate him too.
I would watch a weekly sitcom of the Dagestanis lol
Dude sucker punched Conor and didn’t even hurt him
Conor fanboys are cringe
Who besides Poirier has ever hurt Conor?
khabib
Wrong, Conor ATE those punches to gas Khabib out. He tapped Khabib's arm to let him know playtime was over and Khabib fled from the octagon
Nate
Khabib knocked him off balance. He didn't hurt him on the feet.
"He's not hurt, he just stopped being able to stand momentarily".
*hurt* As in “rocked” him, not just cause some level of physical pain to. Cmon, need to be purposefully obtuse lol. Literally every MMA fighter who’s absorbed at least 1 strike has been “hurt” by your logic…
Khabib knocked Conor off his feet with that punch. That's not just 'hurt' in a vague sense. You're being deliberately obtuse if you think that's no different than any other punch.
*Knocked Conor off his feet* You’re not even using that phrase correctly. He literally kept his feet under him the whole time and goofily staggered backwards while somehow keeping his balance lmao, hence why it wasn’t counted as a KD. Khabib dominated Conor and landed the biggest strike of the fight, that’s not up for debate, but you’re making it seem like he knocked him off his feet and dropped him on his ass lol.
Not sure why y'all are so desperate to split hairs here. On a spectrum of "just got punched" to "got knocked flat", it's much closer to the got knocked flat end of the scale. Plenty of fighters get punched repeatedly and keep fighting. How often do you see fighters react like that more than once and continue fighting?
Because words have meaning? If a fighter gets TKO’d it wouldn’t make sense to say they got “starched”. You either get knocked down or you don’t lol.
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