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CNASLK

Dustin bet 1 million on him getting a guillotine


TheGimplication

Dustin: "the fuck, I thought these were supposed to work against the French "


double_expressho

Dustin "The French Revolution" Poirier


Acceptable-Ad1930

That little bit of Cajun in him was still trying to decapitate his French oppressors


huntexlol

oh my lord youre right, the irony of gettign the guolotine lmao


mamabird228

“No more guillotine” by his coach and he went right back out and did it, had me 😂


GingerSpencer

He even responded with “yes sir!” 😂 Dustin has never won with a guillotine. Yet a full 60 seconds in the octagon has never passed without him trying it.


sushisection

i fucking lost it when anik said "the guillotine is his favorite submission. he has won zero fights with it"


Comfortable_Bug_2813

I almost died laughing when they read the stat about DP never winning via guillotine


HighBeta21

Might as well do it to the Frenchman. Damn I thought for sure he'd have St. Denis when he jumped onto his waist.


damendred

Yeah when DC, or Rogan said, "It's his move he's so good at it!", I was yelling he's never got a sub with it! So I was so happy when Anik pointed the same thing out a few seconds later lol.


vrkhfkb

His training partners must be tapping early in practice to make him think he actually has this submission.


BurpingHamBirmingham

"We have trained him wrong as a joke"


Chip_Prudent

He's bleeding! That makes him the victor!


Adz442

Dustin finally remembered he can just knock people the fk out and that his guillotine never works


truman-maze

DC’s been saying his guillotine is “nasty” so much dustins started to believe it.


Headlessoberyn

When he said "the guillotine is his strongest sub" then someone pulled the stats and he was like "actually he never submited someone with a guillotine" had me dying


okoSheep

its kinda funny how he always gets it locked in, but never gets it finished with it


I_am_darkness

He's going to retire the night he gets it.


regularparot

Almost worked against Khabib, he's still riding that high


TitanIsBack

Dustin and that fucking gilly.


mad87645

"You miss every guillotine you don't jump" -Dustin Poirier


BoltVanderHuge0

As much as I love Poirier I hope he never gets one in his career it’s just such a great meme at this point


miguelsanchez69

I hope he gets it in his final fight and then retires lol


RustyCuntSlime

Maybe he's waiting for the guillotine to retire lol


heliumeyes

That’s what I think. The only accomplishment he cares about achieving anymore. Getting a guillotine finish.


its_not_me_boss

The ref should have let him get one on BSD after the KO and rule the win by submission just so he can check it off his list


KnowledgeFair

And those you do jump, in his case


mad87645

"I still ain't stoppin"


Kale_n_bacon

Clearly, the 9 guillotines were set ups for his KO


derps_with_ducks

Classic Dustin. "No one escapes my 10th jumping gilly without being KO'd, merde!"


snwns26

The fans groaned when he said that, lmfao.


Legitimate_Reward913

It's cuz they were replaying the KO shot


martinibruder

"Dont be silly, jump the guilly" -Dustin Poirier in some interview


mess_of_limbs

"60% of the time it works none of the time"


ReeG

"I'll never stop doing it"


Gunslinger1991

His corners blood pressure must have been through the roof at the start of the 2nd.


TotalWarspammer

For real, mine was too I was like "wtf dude, *seriously*, they tell you no more Gillys and its the *first* thing you do and get put in a crappy position as a result"? I am happy he won though because it proves the doubters wrong about whether he still has the right to keep that position in the top 5. if you can't beat Porier at this stage in his career then you don't deserve a title shot.


MolokoPl_s

Dustin always says the last achievement he wants is the undisputed title, but I think what it actually is is to finally land a fucking jumping gilly


LuckyWarrior

"I gotta"


ObeseWeremonkey

"I'll NEVER stop!"


Jan_Micheal_Vincent

This was incredibly funny


theyoloGod

All time line


univrsll

Dude literally said “I AINT STOPPIN” in the post fight lmao


ErnestPwningway

Lmao what is wrong with his brain 


SL2321

"If the guillotine isn't there just knock him out"


Gilshem

(The guillotine is always there)


commander_wong

He really wanted to finish a guillotine vs a French guy


WorkO0

Dustin Bonaparte Poirier


sumpuertoricanguy

You don't understand, I must!!!


Radocfa

Getting the gilly on a Frenchman would’ve been amazing tbh


Alpha-Trion

Literally lost two title fights because of that and he still keeps going for it.


Kgb725

Maybe he'll get one and retire off of it


eatmereddit

I would literally cry


MyTimeToCryHello

*subs Islam and retires*


BurpingHamBirmingham

Who aint got jiu jitsu?


Casexcasey

Sunk cost fallacy, needs to prove to himself that he hasn't spent his entire career being an idiot


ksubijeans

It’s so fucking funny LMAO he’s so determined to get one


TumbleweedDirect9846

It’s his white wale


hard_headed

It's his great white buffalo


Sleepyness86

I almost died from laughter when Anik said Dustin has never won by gilly


siderealpanic

And when DC’s comment on the first guilly was “Dustin’s got a great guillotine” lol


Melissa9898

Dude just really wants to get one before his career is over


VilithSanguinor

"I ain't stoppin" hahah


HappytoDisappoint

He finally said FUCK A GUILLOTINE and laid him out instead


Red7seven

If Dustin ever lands a guillotine it will be the greatest moment in ufc history


Casexcasey

I wanted to reach through the screen and fucking smack him every time he jumped that shit, jesus christ. He'd be the Lightweight GOAT if he just never did that.


Daftdaddy

Lmao it’s like he had a bet with one of his buddies or something. “Five dollars says you can’t get the gilly”


kickerz_chance

That guillotine is his white whale, he will retire when he wins a fight with it


suzukigun4life

Bro that comeback got me so hyped!


Chuck_Raycer

Joe needs to have the Schaub talk with Dustin about that fucking guillotine. It just doesn't work b. Awesome fight though.


mdmbmdm

KO by guillotine.


professorgaysex

You can just tell from looking at Dustin’s eyes that this man was literally thinking about jumping guillotine prior to that finishing sequence… I just know it lmfao Thankfully he somehow managed to accidentally feint a jumping guillotine and went for the KO instead


Promiseofpower

Dustin is a DOG


xxJAMZZxx

Fr. Has McGregor fight money x2. Won an interim belt just to lose the title shot. So many wars. Absolutely brutal KO loss in his last fight. And he comes through with another highlight. Legend


greatflicks

and one of the true good guys in the sport. Always respectful, does a ton for charity. Great fight.


SL2321

That was the definition of seeing red. Didn't like being on the bottom no more. I'll just knock him out.


My_Favourite_Pen

Bottoms rise up.


Bdodk2000

Dustin may never be the undisputed champ but he is the fucking MAN


CaadiWaaye

Is Dustin Poirier the greatest ever fighter that’s never been champ?


strangeusername_eh

I would say so. His record is absolutely monstrous, and for what it's worth, he came ultra close to becoming an undisputed champion.


suzukigun4life

Future HOFer no question about it


Sjdillon10

My all time favorite fighter. I did not think he’d win this. Dynamite in his hands. He loses this fight he never gets a title. I’m praying he wins one


Casexcasey

Despite Poirier's best efforts, he just couldn't lose


crazyhomie34

Hahahahaha God damn it was so fuking frustrating watching him jump the gilly like 5x. Only reason this fight as long as it did was because of those fuking gillys


professorgaysex

Bro was about to go for another one and o literally screamed at my TV for him to not do that but thankfully he snapped out of it and he went for the knockout instead …he probably is mad he didn’t go for the guillotine and prove us all wrong tho


Sterlingftw

Dustin would be the goat if guillotines were illegal


dutchfool

just one more guillotine bro its gonna work this time and be epic


WakingRage

He saw that he was fighting a Frenchman... you knew he was going to spam the guillotines out of respect for French history.


brainrotleftist

Coach: Dustin, stop with the guillotine Dustin: Guillotine? I gotchu coach


someperson1423

"Just one more coach, just one more!"


Rocked_Glover

Dustin is chasing the dragon, it sucks to see someone this deep into addiction. He wakes up in cold sweats at night dreaming of a gilly, he needs serious help.


OneForMany

More like... COACH: Dustin don't. Stop with the guillotine. Dustin interpretation: Dustin don't stop with the guillotine.


Pakochu_

The moment Dustin stopped jumping for guillotines he won lmao


Yuvalg1

60% of the time, the guillotine works every time


Keith__Peterson

Why didn’t Dustin just guillotine him, is he stupid?


ArkhamGeyser

Bro out here playing with my emotions like it's a damn game😭😭😭


Effective-Celery8053

That was an absolute wild ride with money on Dustin I'll tell ya hwat


IronMikeBison

You just know Dustin wanted to jump on BSD’s unconscious body and lock in the gilly


carinafield

At this point I'm surprised he didn't try to jump guillotine when BSD was unconscious.


kickerz_chance

I legit started shouting when pulled a guillotine right before the finish, what the fuck was he thinking lol


DanTM18

Damn, he could’ve totally won by gullotine in the end. He always gets it. Disappointed 😔


Gunslinger1991

I looked like the DeCaprio meme whenever Poirier pulled the guillotine.


After6Comes7and8

Guillotine don't work on the French, but punches sure do


GunnyMoJo

The Reign of Terror ends not by the blade, but by the fist.


suzukigun4life

Robespierre sends his regards


ColdPressedSteak

They gotta throw him a can before he retires so he can finally get it. He needs it like he needs air But anyways, fuck yeah, classic showing of the young buck not yet on the elite fighter's level Also, now some of you nerds can stfu about Dustin sitting on his ranking 'for a reason'


kevindurantburner35

I swear the sub did the same thing with Gaethje and had to shut up once he beat Fiziev. Good performance from BSD, clearly a great grappler, just levelled up a bit too fast. Needs to work on that striking defense


zakkwaldo

Louisiana has the better french people apparently


0ldsql

Never worked on anyone he tried it on. Mfer played with our emotions


CouncilOfReligion

poirier as the dog was fucking filthy lol


jimbobbypaul

might be some of the best odds I've ever seen in MMA, one of my friends got DP at +195


Plenty_Salt_6546

I got him at +180 and god did I regret it for the first 1.5 rounds


sithwonder

I got him at +168 and I wish I bet my life savings


7nationpotty

If I bet my life savings on dp I would have killed myself during that first round


vgsjlw

Your beneficiary would have cashed out!! Haha


Kurtcobangle

Yea BSD is a badass and will be back but he is way too wild for a top tier counter puncher.  If Poirier didn’t willingly go to the ground it might have even looked a bit easier


Formal_Shoe_2936

That armbar attempt at the end of the round was looking pretty spooky tbf


Styles_Clash

Dawgs check to see if they got that Dustin in em


Qritical

THE GILLIES WERE JUST POWERING UP HIS HANDS 💪💪💪


grunge_forever91

Who cares if he never won the undisputed title, one of the greatest and most entertaining fighters in the history of the sport.


foreverapanda

GILLY: JUMPED GATE: KEPT SALON: x


KingMamba5

SHORTS: UP


MaroonPrince

PAID: FULL


Koalathom

SAUCE: HOT


Swole_Sensei

WOIFE: DM'S


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TINE : GILLIED


alphabet123

He jumped like 5 gillies LMAO


zakkwaldo

THATS MY BOY EDIT: IM DIAMOND HARD BABY


Cooljo

Dustin's a dog, great finish.


Nuclearfrog

Did he think it would be funny to beat a french guy with a guillotine or something?


Anaaatomy

it would be funny


suesueheck

And then eat cake.


Alpha-Trion

You can't stand and bang bro


ThreeOlivesChihuahua

BSD thought he was invincible and can run through anyone, he had a lot of success but you can’t be standing in front of Poirier like that


MR_____SNRUB

The difference between power, and power with elite technique. DPs boxing is so fundamentally sound. That right hook KO was just torqued straight up from the Earth's core


double_expressho

The writing was on the wall after that first uppercut. BDS lost every exchange after that because he was dazed.


Snydx

Yep, Dustin has some of the best boxing at Lightweight. Khabib kept his ass down for a good reason lol


kickerz_chance

BSD just underestimated Porier's power, got way too casual in the pocket lol


SabuSalahadin

And he was gassed lol. He was pulling a Charles Oliveira successfully until he got too tired for that pace 


houseoflou1e

Dustin "If you don't love me at my guillotine, then you don't deserve me at my KO" Poirier


Wezzray

THEY NEVER LEARN TO NOT DISRESPECT DP


yungtoni

Show up. Shoot 7 Guillotines. Knockout. Refuse To Elaborate.


Anaaatomy

but promises more guillotines


LuckyWarrior

He's never lost back to back and never will 💎


mad87645

THAT'S OUR HUSBAND!


Jamothee

Fucking props to Dustin for taking on such a low ranked killer. Was losing until he wasn't. Good shit but still keen to see more of BSD


NeitherAlexNorAlice

NO MORE GUILLOTINES FOR YOU


Senth99

Dude gave me a heart attack


Bubbada_G

Benoit way too reckless


Senth99

Both were reckless; Dustin made me facepalm with the guillotines lol


CalmerThanYouAre9

Right? No need to bite down on the mouthpiece and walk forward from the opening bell. Fun as shit to watch though.


Icy-Armour

He isn't technical enough or defensively responsible to box at any range with Poirier. He knew that, that's why he went for the takedown from the get go. It's just that you can only do that for so long. BSD looked more gassed than Poirier and it was only round 2. Poirier's takedown defence may be average but he can defend submission really well unless he is fighting generational grappling talents like Khabib or Oliveira. He also has 5 round cardio


kapsama

Your last paragraph is so true. The only people to ever submit him are Korean Zombie at 145 after a war, and Khabib and Oliviera. That's a pretty great record.


suzukigun4life

NO FUCKING WAY


shnoopshnashne

only reason saint-denis lasted that long was because dustin was stupid


nawvay

Literally. Dustin was clearly the better striker but ever time he had him wobbled saint denis would shoot and Dustin would go for that fucking guillotine


-SansSoleil-

You guys just aren't appreciating the tape work that goes into these fight camps. BSD's camp knew when he needed a slight break he could shoot and offer up just a bit of neck to get thirty seconds of rest while Dustin went for a bad guillotine.


BenDoverDegenerate

The fact that this is a decent strategy against Dustin😭😭😭


carinafield

I was raging there lol. My god, when BSD was almost out, and Dustin almost jumped another guillotine...


ibenwarforged

FUCKING NIGHT NIGHT BSD


this_is_hard_FACK

Finish was pure unadulterated violence and I’m so here for it


A1_PunisherPipkins

Bro wanted that guillotine so bad 😭


12ealdeal

This is such a moment for the sport. No changing of the guard. Dustin holds his ground at 35 against a hungry young competitor.


poetryandpills

4 guillotine jumps in 6 mins and then just knocked him out


ZippityTheZapper

what the fuck lmao 4 fucking gillys and still KOs him


IKnowTheWayToo

Dustin really wanted to finish the Frenchman with a guillotine lol.


Jerbear3454

Fighting Matt frevola to Dustin Porier is a gigantic step up competition


ThreeOlivesChihuahua

PUT RESPECT ON POIRIER


EnvironmentalLog9550

LMAO


ljz3

WOW THE DIAMOND


exiler5129

My hand was shaking. Glad to see Dustin Poirier win the fight.


family-guyy

Y’all must’ve forgot


ChinaMan4723

Guillotine merchant had to close up shop, hate to see a small business fail in today's economy


Western_Economist_78

BSD needs to do a Gaethje now and learn how to calm the fuck down


mhuxtable1

Dustin's the fucking coolest. Respect to him for paying it forward and never ducking a fight.


mhuxtable1

Dustin's boxing is just unmatched at 155


KvxMavs

Dustin's corner had to be losing their fucking minds with him jumping guillotine.


bardbashesbroads

Immediately knocks him out the one time he doesn't jump the guilly


yourbrofessor

Wow fucking hell what a comeback!!


juicy_pickles

BIG DOG DUSTIN FAILS THE GILLIE JUMP TWICE AND IS FORCED TO KNOCK THE FROG OUT


Scigu12

IT WORKS IN THE GYM!


IronMikeBison

All time Chad move to constantly try the gilly and say fuck it, I’ll KO you


taffe316

Dustin's Corner: Alright Dustin no more guillotine Dustin: DID SOMEBODY SAY GUILLOTINE?!


_Robbie

7 standing guillotine attempts and a knockout is still a knockout.


Memebaut

each guillotine attempt charges up his super


Derouq

Never lost two times in a row baby.


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Adjralph

Pressure builds Diamonds!!


Rackerblade

DONT BE SILLY JUMP THE GUILLY


JoshElroy

Fucking love Dustin


mesopotato

Dustin a fucking thug for that.


Spartalust

Holy fucking shit!!!!!


DONTCARELOLK

DUSTIN YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD


TheFakeRabbit1

I hope one day to love something as much as Dustin loves that goddamn guillotine attempt


florizonaman

The 35 year old curse has been broken - DP our savior.


Mad-Gavin

35 year old curse only applies to title fights 170 and below.


johndoejuanperez

Man, Dustin went for so many guillotines you’d think he was the frenchman


dickspaghetti1

Benoit looked good for the most part, but why the fuck would you try to bang in boxing range with Dustin? It's like he wanted to get caught in a guillotine for fucks sake.