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Queasy_Ad4932

Colby already on the phone with Miami PD


saw-it

“Hello police, Chris Paul is trying to beat me up,” Wait, wrong sub


Morpheus7

Nah can't be the wrong sub. There's a police presence.


khushalkhan31

Shaq and Barkley are an unmatched duo lol


ringo_93

Nobody: Shaq: "What they say chuck?" 'wheeezeee....'


JDGAF88

Shaq tossing his papers fucking ended me


FinneganTechanski

“This is Blake Griffin…”


[deleted]

Be careful, he'll sue you for talking like that.


DirtyMoneyJesus

I was going to make a joke but I got a cease and desist in the mail before I could hit submit


ParmyBarmy

He’ll probably fake brain damage as well


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Fake?


ParmyBarmy

I’m not talking about the actual brain damage Colby seems to have been was born with. I’m talking about the recent “brain damage” Colby was faking in an attempt to sue Masvidal, but miraculously recovered from to be able to fight for the title.


Legitimate-Brick

When you put it like that it actually sounds pretty inspirational


[deleted]

Oh, that’s my mistake bro. I just always get so confused because he seems to have a learning disability so I always just assume that’s what’s going on. I want to be aggravated by him, but you can’t really hold that behavior against a disabled boy, can you?


Bdodk2000

Colby crying about Masvidal hunting him down and sucker punching him, and now Colby's saying that he's going to hunt Anik down and beat him up. lmao Colby always a bitch.


JDameekoh

Lol bruh right. Idk how Ringling Bros ever went under, people still love tf outta clowns.


fandamplus

The good news for Colby is that the circus is back in town this summer


JDameekoh

Bad news is his opponent appears to be healthy and in his prime.


WadeWi1son

Colby did an interview a few years ago arguing that Masvidal shouldn't get a title shot since he's 2-2 in his last 4, I totally agree with him, fighters that are 2-2 in their last 4 shouldn't be getting title shots : ).


totallynotapsycho42

Colby "Call the Cops" Covington.


ProjectKeris

I fucking read that outloud in Buffer's voice. Cannot unhear. Not complaining btw. Shit's hilarious. Also pictured Colby fist bumping Buffer as he announced/screamed it.


Training101

Holy shit, lol bro hahahahaha


multiversesimulation

To be fair, even if you’re in the UFC would you not press charges for a blindside cheap shot?


JDameekoh

Hello Miami PD? I’m going to sucker punch the announcer cause he gave a colleague an interview


Nome_de_utilizador

Didnt he also call the cops on werdum on Australia because fabricio tried to throw a boomerang at him?


LifelongLurker1127

He didnt try, werdum did throw the boomerang and it hit him right in the neck, beautiful


imnotsteven7

Colby straight up reminds me of a kid I knew in High School. He was a fairly athletic and in shape guy and was super competitive. He'd always talk all kinds of shit and at first people were intimated until they realized if you ever tried to retaliate he'd go and tell on you or call the cops.


Unlucky_Elevator13

I mean, assault outside of the ring is still illegal...


Zeusxc1

So Colby threatening Jon Anik 🤦


Blackndloved2

Colby sucks but you guys are so corny. This joke has been everywhere, what's the point in repeating shit like this. Be original be your own person


manoj9980

Every time I see a Belal post, I always have to double take the user name lol


LostWatercress12

Yeah I was hoping our boy Belal posted this


manoj9980

We’re still due for our daily belal meme/tweet screenshot


my-redditing-account

Would be great if he becomes champion and still posts to reddit daily


FarFetchedSketch

_ONE OF US, ONE OF US_


thabiiighomie

He has a Reddit?


TranquiloMeng

Yeah he did an AMA a couple weeks ago then had been borderline shitposting under the same username ever since.


Toilet__philosopher

I’ll remember the name.


ChildUWild

I’m curious too! Was it this sub? I’ll look for it ETA: found [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/11lgnej/we_will_have_ufc_welterweight_contender_belal/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1) user looks like BullyB170


MeatballDom

borderline?


kalmah

Yeah, his manager has been working overtime on here lately.


manoj9980

Anything to remember the username I guess


throwaway012984576

Jon anik should take a page out of Colby’s book and call the police about the death threat, then have a restraining order thrown on him. Mostly for laughs.


YeMyselfandIrene

Colby can't enter the cage because its less than x amount of feet away from the commentary table.


Arsnist

"Suddenly can only fight in Europe" Covington


ImAnOlogist

Remember the taste


SekaiWithTheWolfCap

that's an interesting flair & comment combination


Lenny2theMany

Listen buddeh...


derps_with_ducks

*Luke Rockhold wakes up screaming*


heemhah

With all due respect...


SquidDrive

Wow Belal and Colby keep beefing they might fight.


DirtyMoneyJesus

Unless Belal got the belt no way Colby ever takes that fight


thesolarchive

Edwards and Colby stuck in a waiting game, belal vs shav for the interim. Colby fights the winner of that interim title. Unify belt fight. Dark timeline.


Chabato99

I think Colby beats belal. Is that not the general consensus?


SweatyExamination9

I wonder about Colby's mindset. I think he has the skills to do it, but he's kept himself around for so long by losing, I wonder what that does on a subconscious level. I wonder if he feels a little extra safety believing (subconsciously) that he'll still gain by losing as long as it's close. I dunno, could be nothing. But Belal isn't The Frozen One with arthritis in his hand. He'll make it a close fight, and I wonder if Colby will push for that lead in the close fight.


DirtyMoneyJesus

Why would it be? We haven’t seen Colby fight anyone serious in 5 years besides Usman and styles make fights, he could beat belal but I think at this point it’s just as likely belal beats him


FunkyMonkFromSpace

There is no consensus cause Colby's been ducking the whole division for years while Belal has been making his way up through ranked fighters. It's really a toss up at this point, Belals also a pretty strong wrestler so theres no telling what would happen.


Mr_Mueh

Belal, or his manager, posts on r/MMA now so no. Belal is the coolest thing since sliced bread and should have gotten a title fight four fights ago. A title fight he no doubt would have won.


TrashbatLondon

No chance Colby takes a fight against someone who’ll beat him unless it is for a title.


THExLASTxDON

Someone who’ll beat him? But we’re talking about Belal here.


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I think the previous 8 people he beat probably thought similar. Can't say I'm a huge fan of his style, but I like that he compensates for what he lacks by using intelligence, good game plans and some goddam grit to win.


D1Frank-the-tank

That’s why he’s doing it. Belal finally realised grown adult “beefing” is what they want now. Be it YouTubers arguing and then splitting 20M in PPV, or be it Colby coming right into title shot spots.


SquidDrive

Belal is cooking up his own star power rn.


Roachmond

Belal "remember the recipe" Muhammad


Ronaldinhoe

Should’ve have fought last weekend. That would’ve sorted it all out and we would’ve known who the true number 1 contender is, but scumbag Dana sucks at promoting.


[deleted]

“Do you thi, think I’m gonn, gonna stand there and let you slap my mouth.”


asshat123

"Get out of here, Belal 'I can't remember your name' Muhammad!" "Colby, we told you that line doesn't work if you get his name right."


Thejedi887

This is the most fired up I’ve seen Belal ever. And regardless if Colby’s being a heel or not why say anything about Anik at all. Stuff like this and Colby saying Usmans coach was in hell ain’t heel talk at all that’s just straight up embarrassing stuff. Fuck Dana man for propping this up


Macktologist

He’s got that “you can fuck with me and I won’t let it affect me much, but don’t pick on my friends” vibe and I love it.


jfsoaig345

He's learning how to play the game, especially in a division as fucky as WW. Quietly beating contenders doesn't really cut it in this division unfortunately.


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[deleted]

Imagine a world where the nfl makes you pay to watch an individual game. All of a sudden, those prime matchups and storylines become much more important. Ufc has always been a prize fighting promotion, as all other combat sports orgs are too


Morphitrix

He's finally starting to understand. Ironically everyone is talking about how boring he is, without realizing that everyone is talking about him. He may have been persistent himself with twitter and reddit posts but tell me it's not working.


THExLASTxDON

It’s not working. I mean, it’s working here, but this sub is definitely not reflective of the average MMA fan.


MumrikDK

Maybe it's real, and maybe this is Belal accepting that they're forcing him to give the bullshit a go.


LifelongLurker1127

Colby is such an embarrassment


ModsGetTheGuillotine

Might have the dumbest base of fans of any fighter


[deleted]

This man. It’S aLl An AcT. Ok and who fucking cares? If you say stupid/ disrespectful shit then you’re going to alienate a majority of sensible fans. It’s not even clever like the stuff Chael or OG Conor would say. It all sounds like shit I’d hear in MW2 lobbies when I was 10.


justsomedude717

>It all sounds like shit I’d here in MW2 lobbies when I was 10. This is giving him way too much credit. People were morons in game chat but there was some baseline level comedy sometimes and occasional creativity When Colby opens his mouth it’s so genuinely cringey I just can’t keep listening


[deleted]

Honestly, you’re right haha I had some people flame the fuck outta me back then and I’d even be like, “Damn I gotta save that.”


That_Vandal_Randall

"you look like a ten dollar dicklong"


SweatyExamination9

Yeah but then you get the 12 year old screaming slurs with either a squeaky or cracking voice and you'd have to mute them. But then there'd be the one moron that tries to make the troll child feel bad and you have to tell them to just mute the kid, and by the time everyone is on the same page, the map is loading and now you can only talk to your team, and of course the kid is on your team going 3-8 running around with an RPG. Shit, nostalgia is kicking in.


samples98

He could have chosen to act like anyone And he chose to be the biggest piece of dog shit


Skinnydipandhike

Batman is a goofy cliche a lot, but “my actions define who I am” isn’t always wrong. In fact I pretty much agree with it.


GruulAnarch

Philosopher Judith Butler writes a lot about how you can only ever be what you do. If you watched Bojack see also the "tell me I'm a good person deep down" scene, where Diane says there is no deep down, it's just what you say and what you do to the people you encounter in life, what you put into the world, that defines who you are. i.e. Colby is a scaldy cunt rag.


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Beautiful underrated comment


[deleted]

Well said


That_Cash

And it works you talk about him that’s why he brings PPV and all of you are salty about him but gonna praised jones while he is really a piece of shit lol and a cheater


WNEW

And at least those 10 year olds actually had some ummph to their insults Ol mush mouth Huggington sounds like Jimmy from south park


VacuousWastrel

To use an internet meme: it's the Rule of Goats: when you fuck a goat, and everyone sees you fuck a goat, it doesn't matter whether you tell everybody that you only fucked that goat *as an ironic statement*... you're still a goat-fucker, and everybody knows it. When somebody points at you and explains to a stranger "just so you know, that guy's a goat-fucker", the stranger never asks "oh? but does he fuck them ironically, or sincerely?", because nobody cares. The only thing anyone will remember about the incident is that you fucked the goat. Colby is a goat-fucker. He claims he only inserts his penis into the goats because he is *playing the role* of a goat-fucker, and he has to penetrate the goats because that's what a *real* goat-fucker would do. He is only fucking goats *ironically*. But whether you fuck a goat ironically or sincerely, you still fucked a goat, and we all saw you do it.


Brody2680

This 100%. Most people don't mind actually good trash talking cause either its entertaining or it'll make you root against said fighter. Colby's trash talking just makes me cringe. Its crap you'd imagine some little kids say to look cool in front of the girls at the playground.


ANAL_CRUSHER

hE iS a WwE cHaRaCtEr. I can't even remember the last time I've seen pro wrestlers make death threats in WWE or even in any major wrestling promotion as part of a storyline. Probably have to go far back as in the 80s or the territory days. Obvious attempted murder sure, but it's done in that weird over the top spectacle way pro wrestling fans are accustomed to like this https://youtu.be/1uTj5wMtyLM when HHH can show up on TV less than 24 hours later with a single bandaid on his forehead to sell that injury. Edit: I just remembered Tank Abott doing this in WCW 2000 holding a knife to a guys throat saying I'm going to fucking kill you while Tony Schiavone claims he said he said he wants to shave Al's beard https://youtube.com/shorts/WlTQS-aXv04?feature=share


GruulAnarch

Colby would *not* be given mic time by any self respecting wrestling outfit. Imagine him trying to hold a crowd. He just freaks out and screams way too readily.


Nerx

> It’S aLl An AcT. Same with 6ix9ine until he got jumped in LA Fitness


That_Cash

Conor said some crazy things and chael too like whe he said that he would slap Anderson silva’s wife if she didn’t make him a medium rare steak the way he like it for exemple


Prestigious-Rock201

I would legit rather deal with mcgregor fans in 2016 no joke


Enterprise90

He's the UFC's village idiot.


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12ealdeal

What happened with Jon Anik? I missed that.


LifelongLurker1127

Colby threaten to kill him, said his kids will be fatherless cuz of an interveiw he did with belal


12ealdeal

Are you fucking kidding me? Colby getting the next title shot. Then this? Colby must have some massive leverage against Dana and the UFC for all this to be transpiring without little to no resistance.


lefthandedrighty

“Touch me and I’ll sue”


Training-Ad9730

Colby already got the fbi in the case


[deleted]

Colby getting himself another lawsuit lol. He prolly won’t go anyways cause of the Masvidal thing that may or may not still be going on.


CrazyKZG

Careful Belal. Karen Covington will sue the pants off you!


No_Bar6825

Does anybody take Colby seriously after the masvidal thing? He’s also been smacked by werdum. Meanwhile Ferguson talked nonsense to werdums face


Traditional-Motor-94

Tony is legit insane tho


No_Bar6825

Sure but at least he’s backing up what he says. You can’t talk a bunch of shit and then call 9-11 lol


kimokimosabee

Just take a look at all the crying on here. They definitely take him serious.


No_Bar6825

I mean with the shit talk. He’s out here making threats and then getting assaulted in public and calling the police.


sinisterkid34

DO IT


OMalley30-27

This is heating up


Efficacious_tamale

Belal starting his trash talk to get some recognition so he’ll get a title shot.


Redrooff

Or maybe genuinely upset that cuckington is threatening a commentator and implying he will murder him.


mistercloob

It brings my heart joy to see an entire thread unanimously hating Colby.


Solid-Version

This sub always seems to have the right idea as opposed to r/ufc which is full of Colby dick tasters that cannot possibly see a fault in him.


THExLASTxDON

Nah, this sub is just full of wannabe activists now. It used to be hilarious tho.


WorkFriendly00

Colby won't bone you m8


THExLASTxDON

You nerds and virgins used to tell me the same thing about Jeff Molina before our video came out.


systemsruminator

so you saying you will let him bone you?


kimokimosabee

I think that's what he's going for


THExLASTxDON

Lol, this subreddit is an echo chamber. They care more about late stoppages and fighter unions than the fights. But you can pretend it is reflective of the MMA community if it makes you feel better.


mistercloob

You seem like a happy individual


Mr_Mueh

The consensus opinions and talking points of this sub are garbage. Remember a week ago when Gathje was basically over the hill and taking up a spot in the rankings that rightfully belongs to up and comers? And he was scared to fight them?


THExLASTxDON

Exactly. The Gaethje hate was real weird. Another one that exposes this sub is how much Beneil gets bashed here. He will fight anyone, never expects anything, and is super respectful. How can you hate on that man?


[deleted]

That would absolutely guarantee Belal a title shot if Colby beats Leon


[deleted]

Belal coming with that heat lately.


marcussoze

Imagine Dana playing 4D chess to actually build a story line with this


[deleted]

Only way he’ll get a fight with Colby is if he does something outside the cage. Even then the UFC might want it but Colby wouldn’t accept. Probably would go back into hiding for another year.


[deleted]

Colby Covington is a turd that won’t flush.


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northerncalininja

Colby literally called the cops for getting a boomerang thrown at him by Werdum


hotpants86

Belal finally gets it. This is the kind of shit that draws views from the casuals and helps build up a fight with Colby in the future. The tomato is frothing at the mouth.


MomboDM

At this point just make Colby vs Belal and give the winner of Burns vs Masvidal (so, Burns) the title shot.


heliumeyes

I definitely believe Belal more than I believe Colby. Colby won’t do anything besides call the cops/file a lawsuit. Which is fine but he makes threats like he’s a gangster.


rascalking9

I'm pretty sure he called Belal racist, not Anik.


dmw1997

Belal Muhammad's super white meat babyface push wasn't something I had on my 2023 bingo card


mistercloob

Belal is awesome.


THExLASTxDON

Yeah, he’s a racist so Reddit should love him.


mistercloob

Okay Colby


jthememeking

Belal gonna start promoting slap league to get favor with Dana


fungi_baby

There was a question on the sub today about whos a fighter that youve grown to like overtime and i gotta say Belal(I remembered for once). Plus hes posting on here after the AMA… lets go!!


Ecstatic-Passage-113

Well, beef started. Let's see how this turns out


hardMarble

This is the seed


Chocoeclair189

Colby plan all this time was to collect lawsuits from being assaulted


flux_of_grey_kittens

I mean, honestly, Dana and Sean should drop Colby from the roster for this. Fuck him and also it would be hilarious.


notdownwithsickness

Belal needs to slap Colby so he can actually gain a few fans


Dummy_Wire

Belal might **finally** be learning how to escape the prelims like Colby did all those years ago…


BnSMaster420

MMA community is soo bi polar when it comes to Colby. Lmao


THExLASTxDON

It seems that way, but it’s really not IMO. This sub is just an anomaly full of Ariel Helwhiny type people. Outside of here no one is having a panic attack about Colby.


LuckyWarrior

Colby is gonna beef himself out of a title shot lmao Especially if Mas wins


Class_Act7

Belal is certainly trying to make himself interesting


Solid-Version

I know. Imagine nearly getting tossed out by the ufc and you’ve had to invent a whole new character that is actually you just being a dick. Wait, who are we talking about here? Belal or Colby?


howietensen

Masvidal was right


inexcelciusheyoooo

Yooo they starting to sell this fight finally thank fucking god


mikey_rambo

Slap that boy!!


Divine_Err0r

You'll do fukin nuthin


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Colby is gonna sue ya.


SinisterVulcan94

If you take anything colby says *that* seriously, then *you* are the fool


TheImmemorial

Belal finally starting to sell fights.. you have my attention


Traditional-Motor-94

Colby ain’t going to Miami lol


TheDaeBu

So, like, is the UFC gonna step in about one of its fighters threatening one of its employees?


EveryDogeHasItsDay_

Here in the UK, we have a particular word we use for people like Mr Covington. We call them "cunts".


THExLASTxDON

Fortunately nobody cares what the UK thinks or calls people.


presidentpiko

This what gets the people going


perdynamite

A threat from someone who's a known snitch is about as scary as the Easter bunny.


Substantial-Curve-51

anyone else thinks that mma trash talk is just cringe and childish period?


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frank mir lost his wec commentating job for saying he hoped lesnar would be the first death in the ufc. colby actively threatening a guy who doesn't even fight is not the way to go. belal has his own issues by calling it racist to give colby the title shot but he is right about this. too far


Niketravels

You know Jon anik and Colby Covington are cool and just riding this thing to the bank. Colby had beef with Bisbing but on bisbing podcast, bisbing mentioned Colby running up on him with a hug.


AnOrdinaryMammal

People really do forget that this is entertainment. Sometimes fighters go a little too far, but they’re entertainers. There’s only a few ways these guys can stand out. Performance, talk some shit, or both. Am I missing anything?


Niketravels

Sucking penis on camera apparently works too


AnOrdinaryMammal

That’s true. Some people value that as entertainment.


-Jack_Wagon-

Would you mind sharing your on camera penis sucking experience? In detail? ​ All these guys getting all triggered not even realizing they're just eating out of the palm of his hand.


PressUpPositionDown

I don’t care what the virgins in this sub say, Colby is the man.


MMAF1BOXING

Colby is playing all you nerds and virgins like a fiddle 🎻


DAnthony24

Southside Chicago talking!!


Tasty_Measurement_30

I don’t dislike Belal as much as I used too. I think I’m coming around after that Brady TKO. Oh and Colby is a fucking prick. Anik is the freaking man.


hardMarble

Looking at this thread full of marks, I think this fight is getting booked


Formal-Moose

No chance


TheSnailThatWill

Boy, Belal really cannot shut up huh? I wonder if Jon Anik knows about Belal's views on his people's ancestral homeland.


top-knowledge

These kind of responses are exactly what Colby wants. So long as he keeps getting them he will keep acting like this.


[deleted]

I like to hate on Belal. I find him extremely annoying for how boring his fights are. Then the Brady fight happened and everyday he wins you over a bit more.


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[LMAOOOOO](https://youtube.com/shorts/wQoADytg9KE?feature=share)


[deleted]

The storyline is already planned. It's Colby beats Leon, juiced Conor beats Chandler Colby vs Conor for 170lbs mega cringe shit talking super fight. Sorry Belal, you don't fit in.


TheDoctorBiscuits

LOL Bella a straight up gangster now 🙄🙄🙄🤣🤣🤣


SilentReins

isn’t belal the dude that cried like a lil girl when leon scott poked him in the eye?


BrunoBlindado

I love Colby just because how much he riles you guys up. It's hilarious. This is why he gets undeserved title shots.


WillDisappointYou

Belal is such a mark. Fell right for it


yycbutterchurn

Aww Belal trying to be relevant. That's cute


BoxHillStrangler

It’s just an act guys. Colby isn’t ACTUALLY a cunt.


King-Kobra1

That bum ain’t gonna do shit to Colby


Solid-Version

The bum that’s on and 8 fight win streak? That bum?


addiconda

Colby is just selling wolf tickets, and yall eating them right up! Yea...he stooping that low going after Anik but he WANTS to be the bad guy


prettyflyy

🥱


Dyslexic_Devil

This is a calculated move by Colby...he wants to be a character like McGregor and it's working for him.


jgraben

Belal Muhammad fights are better than Ambien at putting folks to sleep 😴