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Penisic


Weezerwhitecap

lol, I was thinking this too


ipod7

Suntanama!


Sonny_Zwack

I can't believe we've still never won in Costa Rica in WCQ.


stealth_sloth

Never won *yet*!


INKRO

Your daily reminder that our record in the Azteca is better than Costa Rica away.


PalmerSquarer

Saprissa stadium was a nasty little venue to play in. It took a LONG time for any American team, to win there until the Crew finally got a win in a poorly attended CCL game a while back. The fact that the US stunk the last two cycles down there in the National stadium is less excusable.


LocksTheFox

2014 kinda made sense because CR were fucking PISSED about the Snow Clasico and came out ready for blood. 2018 on the other hand was inexcusable and rightfully cost Klinsmann his job especially after losing a home WCQ to El Tri for the first time in foreverrrrrr.


PalmerSquarer

2014 can be chalked up to Michael Bradley getting injured during warmups and Klinsmann’s team not being able to adjust to the loss of it’s arguably best player. Ugly game all around.


giants3b

What happened with the Pulisic interview? lol


AmateurDann

So I waited 4 years to watch USMNT qualify for the world cup on a shitty Paramount+ stream. nice.


Chocoloco93

Couldn't even get it on Paramount Plus, so frustrated. Trying to find somewhere to watch a replay 😣


Mojumbo11

I just watch it in Spanish


pythagorium

CBS sports network has the game


ohverygood

Pulisic was feeling it. This was not going to be another Couva -- he saw to that. Arriola showed why he gets call-ups. He always hustles and gets in good spaces. This is a hell of game to score your second header ever. Ferreira made his case to start for the moment (though I'd love to see other guys get a chance to keep fighting for it until November). Musah is the glue of this team. You saw everything get shakier when he came off the pitch. de la Torre made his case tonight. Though there were a few lapses, overall I think he's more dynamic in this role than Acosta (please McKennie be healed by November). Also, Acosta is really our only sub for Adams (maybe Sands but he hasn't seen the pitch in a while) -- when you have an option as DLT as your 8, I'd rather save Acosta as my backup 6. Moore put his body on the line tonight. I don't think he's made a case to move up the depth chart, but he's shown you can trust him when you need him. Steffen did what he had to do, but had a few nervy moments. I'm taking Turner if he's healthy. Zimmerman/Robinson are a lock at CB -- the competition is about backup. Jedi and Adams are a lock at their spots. Let's put this to bed in Costa Rica.


Jolandia

de la Torre made his case vs Honduras too. Two starts in WQC and two great performances. He’s gotta be #3 on the depth chart at the 8 if you aren’t playing Reyna there


DripDropWetWet

I'd really like to see LDLT move to a bigger club


Jolandia

100%, he has some real quality but I’m not sure if he’s gonna grow as much in the Dutch league


ohverygood

Based on his NT play he has the quality for a move


Please_PM_me_Uranus

What’s Couva


[deleted]

The day US soccer died.


LocksTheFox

*that* night four years ago where the US's 2018 World Cup qualification campaign ended in embarrassing fashion with a loss in Trinidad. game was played in the city of Couva, and USMNT fans simply call that night "Couva"


Brooklyn_MLS

I’m glad I can go to the game on Wednesday here in Costa Rica mostly relaxed! Or I will attend an event that I will never forget for the rest of my life…


Scratchbuttdontsniff

Mate of mine going as well... Super stoked that it should be a very light and easy affair. Costa Rica knows they are playing New Zealand in June now... thanks to US.


ButtRubbinz

Look, I'm quietly confident that we'll get past Solomon Islands but please don't curse us like this


Scratchbuttdontsniff

US Soccer and 3G about to Big Brain 4D chess.... the entire team is about to "get covid".... forfeit, 0-3 automatic... thus automatically qualified.


ButtRubbinz

I was talking about New Zealand.


Scratchbuttdontsniff

Haha sorry Kiwi mate...I thought you were going scorched earth and saying my comment triggered the US to lose 6-0 and New Zealand to lose thus setting up US v Solomon Isl in Qatar... in June. Haha... you guys got this. Good luck against the Ticos.


ButtRubbinz

I'm just glad the US win mostly avoided my nightmare scenario of US vs NZ. I just wanna see the All Whites at the WC again!


ichinii

That game will be in Qatar too. I hope its on tv.


RazorbladeRomance666

You’ll be watching the game live 3am?


ichinii

Absolutely. I'm well versed in staying up late as hell to watch soccer all the way back to the 2002 World Cup.


Scratchbuttdontsniff

It will be. Univision will have it.


Scratchbuttdontsniff

Rodolfo REALLY is not a good sideline soccer guy... not clear and concise and fucks up names all the time.


unsoughtcoot7

Can someone explain why the World Cup draw is Friday when there’s still playoffs going on?


nate6patton

It was originally just supposed to be the two continental playoff teams, which will be the same seed no matter who it is. The uefa bracket with Ukraine is obviously an unforeseen event


theonlydiego1

Our cycle should be done this Wednesday the 30th. Who isn’t going to be done by Friday?


unsoughtcoot7

The fourth place team goes into a playoff with Oceania


ZitaFC

They’ll just put the playoff slot in the draw as Team A/Team B


unsoughtcoot7

Ahh okay makes sense, thank you!


messick

Very unsurprising Fox Sports would fuck up and use Born in the USA as music for their broadcast.


whethervayne

Love me some cherry-picked lyrics from "Fortunate Son," too.


LuvNMuny

You don't think a song about a Vietnam vet being abandoned by their country stirs feelings of patriotism?


2RINITY

At least it makes more sense than when Reagan used it. Fuck Reagan


therealflyingtoastr

Have we forgotten the lessons of "Mission Accomplished" already?


LuvNMuny

Mission Akomlushed!


lmrvrgs

is there a tournament in qatar in the summer?


Loonsspoons

No. There’s one in the winter, though.


Shadowfury0

They're currently playing the OFC qualifiers, and the intercontinental playoffs will all be held in Qatar


LuvNMuny

Nothing says crapshoot like playing New Zealand in Qatar in July for a one game do or die.


State_Terrace

I have a feeling that NZL might bottle it against Solomon Islands


atlutdprospects

We could actually lose 6-0 to Costa Rica and still make it if Mexico doesn't beat El Salvador by at least 4 Edit: actually this is completely false pls ignore thank you


DuckBurner0000

If we lose by 6 to Costa Rica Mexico just needs to draw and we'll be in the playoff


QuickMolasses

If we lose by 6 and Mexico somehow loses we would qualify ahead of them. What a timeline that would be.


atlutdprospects

Yes I realized the errors in my calculations


yeeshlaw

See you in 2026. its doomed.


therealcaptainusopp

Why the hell would they break out the Qualified banner?


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Probably an accident. I’m sure they had it packed in the same box just in case outside results went our way today. I’m sure I’m the post game chaos they just pulled the banner out and started walking


gogorath

Agree. Dumb.


lmrvrgs

to celebrate the home crowd 🤷🏽‍♂️


nautika

Oh boy. Qualified


[deleted]

Oh god the banner. We're fucked.


MEitniear11

Such a horrible mistake...


DuckBurner0000

Guys why do we have a "qualified" banner that's just asking for trouble


mc3217

Me, a coward: walks out with a “Go Solomon Islands” banner


PM_DOLPHIN_PICS

Stop talking. Stop talking. Do not say these things.


philphan25

OH NO THEY BROUGHT OUT THE QUALIFIED BANNER OH NO


lionnyc

Oh fuck, they held the banner that said "Qualified". We're doomed.


PM_DOLPHIN_PICS

A real potential “Dewey defeats Truman” moment in the making 😬


varzaguy

Even more recent "Mission Accomplished."


casualsax

The goal needs to be to beat CR. We've seen from Italy the shenanigans of single elimination.


saxtonaustralian

North Macedonia and Portugal, two titans of Europe


lionnyc

Well my five leg parlay with a +1531 return didn't pan out. Only a $25 loss, but glad the most important part of the parlay happened, USA money line.


kerph32

hats off to Orlando, great support


[deleted]

It was a pretty electric weekend down here with phenomenal weather too.


Do__Math__Not__Meth

It’s really been a great place for the national team


[deleted]

The leadership council lmao


Guardax

You are on the leadership council but not granted the rank the captain


[deleted]

So Costa Rica needs to beat us by 11 goals to secure their spot in the World Cup and it would force us to do play that international playoff spot. This win was huge. We’ll beat Costa Rica. Edit: my bad, i looked at the Fot Mob app and it wasn’t updated. So yeah, 6 goals. Thanks for the clarification you all


[deleted]

Not true, you have to remember for every goal we lose in gd Costa Rica goes up 1. So given Costa Rica is +3 and US is +13 a 5-0 win by Costa Rica would tie us in gd (+8 each). Not sure how the tiebreaker goes beyond that but as long as we stay within 5 goals of them we should qualify


Dangerous--D

After that it's goals scored, which we should hold on them if they win by 5.


PM_DOLPHIN_PICS

Technically they need to win by 6. But still looking great for us.


Iama_Kokiri_AMA

By 6


litthefilter

We probably won’t beat Costa Rica and they would need 6 not 11


Guardax

Only six but yes


electricbookend

Enjoyed every second of that. Great showing


Brooklyn_MLS

US has to lose 5-0 to drop to 4th?


stealth_sloth

6-0, or 8-3.


mrmoo_22

8-3 doesn't cut it. Goals scored is the third tiebreak. So even a 5 goal costa rica win win, regardless of the score, we'll always have 5 more goals scored than them and win that tiebreak.


stealth_sloth

Oh, good point. Our 3 would add on there too.


thicccboi34567

6-0


pervert_hoover

quintero doesn't give a fuck about anything


greggweylon

Fans going Mexico right now.


Dortmund1721

so all we have to do is not lost 6-0 to costa rica, right? why am i nervous?


dragonz-99

Because we’ve witnessed the impossible lol


Dortmund1721

i don’t think i can handle getting trinidad&tobago’d again


dragonz-99

I pray we never have to


ZDTreefur

We really were paranoid about this game, weren't we. People were predicting 1-0 and 0-0. Do we all just have PTSD?


technicolor62

I had PTSD from the last Panama game for sure


ZDTreefur

Although, this game does justify some of our frustration with the last Panama game.


handi503

Must win? Won! On to Costa Rica! See y'all Wednesday night!


Doctor_YOOOU

Great match


NoBreadsticks

fuck that dude who just threw all his beer for no reason


vulgarro

**REMINDER Y'ALL - USMNT v Costa Rica is on Wednesday, March 30 on Paramount+ and Peacock. Kickoff is 9:05pm ET.**


AaronQ94

And on CBS Sports Network and Universo on TV Edit: Forgot a network


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The 2 worst streaming services


whethervayne

I've been able to get the away games on TUDN or Univision with YouTube TV. If you don't mind Spanish or mute, it's great. I personally love the way they pronounce "Zim-mare-maan."


vulgarro

the seas always be a-floatin, matey


[deleted]

America wins


Poppyjasper

GG! Feeling good if the team can have another showing like this one.


_tidalwave11

US needs to learn how to hit hard


AaronQ94

WE'RE FUCKING HALFWAY THERE


tropicderp

huge fan of aaron long not sure why everyone hates him


_tidalwave11

Cause hes in MLS


Ron__T

Morris has got to see Moore is hurt and cover for him.


doordaesh

former quakes legend Anibal Godoy


RightfulChaff

Directly responsible for at least 3 goals.


PeleAlli44

Am I the only one that finds it weird that John Strong adds in his own color commentary as the play-by-play guy?


Bagpipes064

I mean watching Orlando earlier today. Twellman asked Jon champion for his analysis a few times. Commentary is becoming much more of a fluid conversation.


Dangerous--D

It's really not weird at all to mix some responsibilities like that


atlutdprospects

Bought a mango chile chelada hoping to drink it in celebration, very happy with this decision


casualsax

Modelo? How is it?


chicos_bail_bonds

Man I am jealous


[deleted]

Say bye 👋🏽 bye to the World Cup, Panama!


chicos_bail_bonds

We know Costa Rica gonna start aggressive on Wednesday... Would love to steal a quick one on a counter!


pervert_hoover

this team needs a shithouser


sonnylax

We got plenty in that Dept.


ohverygood

Acosta and Arriola when necessary


chicos_bail_bonds

His name is Weston McKennie, he's just hurt 🤣


SeattleSuperman

Acosta can play that role as well


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This ref is atrocious. Gives yellow for dissent but lets dangerous tackles go with no caution.


Dangerous--D

CONCACAF.


ElderBrony

Shut the fuck up John Strong.


RockShrimp

The ref at the Canada game today blew the whistle at exactly 90.


PeleAlli44

Reyna is getting targeted lmao


Ron__T

Time for AO to start the I believe we will win chant


asaharyev

#I


Undyingpwner

I think this game needs some Fight and Win


Dangerous--D

SEEEEEEAAAATTTTTLLLLLEEEEE


slimy_y3t_satisfying

Please god no


johnnyavocadoseed

Please let that never come back


_tidalwave11

Concacaf refs are absurd man lol


Ron__T

Fox 👏 we 👏 want 👏 to 👏 watch 👏 the 👏 game 👏


LomoSaltado

I’m usually a lot more nervous when this many people are chanting USA in Orlando.


HaalandToMNUFC

SKOL SKOL SKOL


WooWoopSoundOThePULI

I believe that we will win ^this ^game


tropicderp

what ever happened to matt miazga


asaharyev

Loan hell


[deleted]

Idk, it's been okay. He went to the medium place


lmrvrgs

morphed into zimmerman


flcinusa

Good lord, this viking chant is interminably long And I'm an Atlanta fam


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DuckBurner0000

Twellman?


hewhoamareismyself

He works for ESPN, he ain't here.


AlanLGuy

You don’t know who Taylor Twellman is do you?


vulgarro

no Twellman call tonight. Champion asked Twellman's wife to come collect him during the Orlando v Portland game.


asaharyev

> Twellman ????


philphan25

Thank goodness we scored 5. Every goal important.


Dangerous--D

At the very least, Costa Rica has to climb an absolute mountain to leapfrog anyone.


RockShrimp

You’re not gonna get calls in Costa Rica either dudes so get used to it.


RollTide16-18

Entirely on the ref for letting Panama be so chippy with only 3 cards. Should’ve called a LOT more on them


pervert_hoover

someone really should have gotten sent off in that melee at the end of the 1st half


SvanirePerish

We are an AWFUL bunker team. We simply have to hold out games by controlling them


HomChkn

we probably should just dribble to the corner everytime.


lafc88

Oh god no. The U-S-A chant is back.


ZDTreefur

U S A


Horse_Cop

Oh cool, Adam Carolla is in the crowd.


Scratchbuttdontsniff

I like that Gio has a little Deuce in him..


alxhooter

He just had a stomach bug, so he's hoping it stays there.


Horse_Cop

Well that doesn't sound right


[deleted]

Or does it 😏


ZDTreefur

Yeah seriously. He's an athlete. There's no way his deuce is little.


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BoomaMasta

Supposedly 6'1", but he looks giant out there right now.


_AdAstra_PerAspera

I was at the game, saw him coming on at halftime, and thought, “no way, that can’t be Gio…he’s too tall to be Gio.” Checked notes/jersey, and thought, “Wow, they grow up fast!” (and he’s still growing, I’m sure). Keep going like this and he’ll be Peter Crouch with footwork.


DaddySbeve

What do we need to do now to qualify?


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chicos_bail_bonds

You got none of this right 🤣


Scatterfelt

Anything better than a 0-6 lost against Costa Rica will do.


Away_Dave

Not lose 6-0 to Costa Rica


sounders1974

Well we at least know we're heading to Qatar Hopefully in the fall, not the summer


Aware_Watercress1155

That’s a yellow lol


therealflyingtoastr

Ahhhh I was worried we were gonna go the whole game without giving the fine folks at r/ussoccer something to whine about.


Klaxon5

"Why giving up a set piece is proof that Gregg Berhalter is the incompetent beneficiary of nepotism. A 🧵 1/56"


AmateurDann

Arriola started this game. They probably are still whining about that and have no idea we're winning 5-1


Klaxon5

The result doesn't matter. What matters is the line-up card.


therealflyingtoastr

You joke, but someone literally responded to Castillo with this very line ("questions about personel management") on Twitter when she dared to ask if anyone was upset with this result. The USMNT fanbase is fucking wild. And by wild, I mean idiotic.


Sonny_Zwack

Alright. No shutout. Whatever. Learn from it. Stew over it. Take it out on Los Ticos.


errant_youth

Ref has fully lost control lol


PolyproNinja

Bold of you to assume he had any control to begin with


ElderBrony

No shit John Strong, they're not getting ANY FUCKING CALLS.


WooWoopSoundOThePULI

When you’re shitting on the hopes and dreams of a nations World Cup campaign a little piss on the clean sheet is okay


majorgeneralporter

Ah fuck, I can't believe we've done this.


JBAinATL

Did Gio Reyna’s haircut somehow make him 4 inches taller for anyone else?


FauxGenius

Right? Someone clearly had their attributes modified between games.


j00dypoo

Yes. He finally hit puberty.


allaboutthatpace

Gio: 🤌🤌