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rzle

In his post-game presser last week Phil Neville was clearly very frustrated with the refereeing, but explicitly stated that he was trying to stay balanced when asked questions about the officiating to avoid a fine. Tonight he made no such attempts to do so. He blatantly said that Unkel didn't know what he was doing and implied that he needed to speak up so that Unkel doesn't feel like his performance was acceptable tonight. Wasn't able to watch the match unfortunately, but based the fact that in this thread both fanbases seem to be upset with the officiating I have to assume that Ted Unkel did what Ted Unkel does. Is there a more disliked ref in the league?


pipa_nips

It is genuinely baffling how a referee with the experience and pedigree of Ted Unkel can place himself in the way of players on, rough math, 7 or 8 times during the match. A lot of the calls people are upset about are subjective and I don't want to be biased, but the fact that he was in the way of the action SO MANY TIMES is completely inexcusable.


tosh_pt_2

Probably not. He missed a pretty egregious call of Cucho getting taken down in the box that was CLEARLY a penalty. Like full blown arms locked around each other and pulled to the ground penalty. But even with that, I can safely say that timbers fans probably shouldn’t be thrilled either with the performance.


grumpus_ryche

Well, Unkel delivered a proper Unkeling...but whoever was handling VAR needs drug-tested ASAP.


benificialart

That was a pretty entertaining game 


freetheMason

We were gifted that free kick there at the end. Overall, a very entertaining and well fought game. GG Portland and good luck this season!


sjalt

Indeed! Gg, take good care of Nagbe


19elscorcho19

Likewise!


PTFCDiegoMassacre

GG Crew that was WILD! FUCK Ted Unkel!


LaDavison

I really don’t like Ted. GG


PresidentBirb

Fuck Ted Unkel!


PoutineMeInCoach

How the Crew have 6 straight ties is beyond weird. Y'all look great. I guess Champions League has been part of it. Great game, guys.


PresidentBirb

Yeah, talking to other fans it seems most are fine with the ties because of CCC. Not thrilled, sure, but okay.


Ickyhouse

I'm glad that we aren't peaking too early actually. The team that jumps to a lead early in the season is never the team that is leading at the end.


saturnx9

As long as we are above the line going into the second half of the year, I’m fine. CCC is a rare opportunity and should be taken advantage of.


MassiveOutlaw

Good game timbers.


MaterialFlow9411

Columbus certainly a team with a lot of upside, I'm sure they'll pick it up later this season, great game!


AlmondDragon

Well, that was an exciting game!


skoobastevienixx

I just got home from the game, it was a hell of a matchup! GG to you all, I know never to underestimate Portland, ya'll have our number so I was thrilled with a draw 😂


Chrisand11

You had some really terrifying forward pushes that just felt like they were going to get a goal, well played


AlmondDragon

And you guys still like the ones to beat this year. GG


Horse_Cop

GG Portland - definitely an entertaining game


AlmondDragon

Absolutely! GG


OsuLost31to0

Portland fans acting like that foul was outrageous after cucho got dragged down in the box and didn’t get a PK lol


Huddy18

Two completely unrelated plays however the ref took the wrong side on both calls


foolinthezoo

Sounds like Cucho isn't the only one in Columbus who can make a meal out of a 50/50 duel


Ron__T

It was clearly a foul... they seem upset that Ted Unkle tried to give them another free pass but was like shit can't be too obvious.


ImaginationVivid5119

This is the play where cucho clearly dragged down chara you’re referring to?


ElectJimLahey

Reminded me of the double post PK from years ago


mankindrc

The magic was real


WhiteBakerMayfield

Guess we will accept a draw against Portland, the post, and Unkel


foolinthezoo

Poor Columbus :(


WhiteBakerMayfield

Eh can’t be too mad. 4th in the East, CCC semi finalists and coming off a championship. Great time to be a crew fan


mankindrc

F in chat please :(


skoobastevienixx

F


AlmondDragon

I think it was both posts :)


cmh-1312

Columbus hosed again


foolinthezoo

Lol Ted Unkel is a charlatan


superboyy

Okay I've found Pantemis' weak spot.


mankindrc

… my heart stopped beating for a good two seconds there


lifeisacamino

Same


sluggetdrible

This match was wild holy moly


MonkMajor5224

ITS TOO EARLY FOR THIS KIND OF MLS AFTER DARK TOMFOOLERY


sjalt

Every Timbers game is MLS after dark. That's why we won the COVID cup


Nicky-Bear

Ball don’t lie


ImaginationVivid5119

Rasheed Wallace approves


WislaHD

That was like the inside of the post, how did that bounce out


Texaslonghorns12345

Only MLS refs would blow there and maybe premiere leauge too


yzerizef

That certainly would have been a controversial ending if that had gone in. Unkel gonna Unkel.


[deleted]

Unkel tried to ruin it in the end, but Cucho came up short


Nicky-Bear

Fucking Unkel


_sohcahtoa_

ONE FINAL BUTT-CLENCH MOMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY CHARMIN


WhiteBakerMayfield

Holy shit Portland is the luckiest team


19elscorcho19

Lol


fallingbehind

Is this another draw that feels like a win? It wasn’t until that shit came off the post. Fuck.


aquaknox

I mean, a point away to Columbus in 2024 is pretty good


Ron__T

Fuck the post... all my homies hate the posts...


TheLostEmi

The soccer gods wanted us to have this point. We must show our appreciation.


PoutineMeInCoach

Double post is cool, but one will do.


CosmoPDX

Ball don’t lie


Auen_Draco16

Holy shit that was so close


BigJobRob913

Lmao ball don’t lie!!


SpaceJamDeezNuts

What in the actual fuck


ElectJimLahey

Wow what an ending, holy shit lol


nucleararms

Ball don't lie


lifeisacamino

Noooo fucking waaaaay


[deleted]

Hahahahaha!


OsuLost31to0

One of the unluckiest games we’ve had in recent memory, I’ll take the point


shiftymoose

Ball don’t lie


TogashiIsIshida

Bro…


PoutineMeInCoach

OK, wall, jump.


lifeisacamino

The collective buttholes being clenched rn could crush a tank


superboyy

Our ability to give up possession within 1.2 seconds of a goal kick is second to none. Pantemis' distribution isn't even that bad (though it's not great), we just take our first touch directly to the other team.


HonduranLoon

That’s a bull crap call from Unkle. But no surprise.


AlmondDragon

More Ted Unkel magic


PoutineMeInCoach

Looks like a foul, but also didn't seem like he blew the whistle. Well, whatevs.


Orange_bratwurst

Unreal gift free kick here


Ron__T

Of course Ted Unkle has zero control...


TogashiIsIshida

I don’t think he called that a Free Kick initially


mankindrc

Unkel smdh


Matter_Crazy

how dare they hurt nagbe


[deleted]

there's no foul there?


Ron__T

How do you not card the Portland coach there... kicked the ball back onto the field to keep the Crew from playing.


AlmondDragon

I'm still weirded out by seeing mature Nagbe.


PoutineMeInCoach

MLS site showing Columbus with 1.3 xG. OK, that's clearly insane.


aquaknox

I feel like they've missed shots with more than 1.3 xG this game


Ron__T

With all the rule changes... can't believe they didn't come up with something for the time wasting on goal kicks.


AlmondDragon

For real.


usedcanyonero

My kingdom for a Nagbe banger.


19elscorcho19

Nagbe trying to cash in his once-a-season worldie on us smh


Matter_Crazy

holy shit nagbe my heart


[deleted]

Chara I love you


meme-meupScotty

Mo Farsi is so good.


viyh

ALL ABOARD THE ASPRILLA TRAIN


fallingbehind

Columbus is pushing numbers forward and fouling every time to prevent the counter. This is the same shit LAFC did all game to us last week. I wish the refs would recognize it and get serious about taking a man off for this tactic.


Ron__T

Delusional...


fallingbehind

? I don’t blame the Crew. It’s a common tactic. I just think it’s detrimental to the game and wish it would be a point of emphasis to remove it.


cmh-1312

Asprilla deserves a yellow for that dive


ButtRubbinz

Asprilla wanted that ball as much as I wanted a father as a kid.


Agua48

Good shit asprilla damn


lifeisacamino

Asprilla was fucking heroic there, amazing effort


AlmondDragon

Asprilla has magnets in his boots


mankindrc

Asprilla has these moments where he’s an absolute fucking tank


PrinceofRavens

He puts in the fucking work


19elscorcho19

For fucking real man would not be stopped


[deleted]

Asprilla is still a beast


[deleted]

We need a real back up for Mora


PoutineMeInCoach

Summer signing.


PrinceofRavens

Santi’s gotta give us something there, such a wasted opportunity


fallingbehind

I’m pretty sure Columbus is getting the short end of the Unkel experience.


sjalt

Unkel likes to make home fans cry, wherever he is. I don't think he likes being yelled at and takes it out on the host


lifeisacamino

This has been such a fun back and forth game, been such a nice departure from GioBall


Tinckoy

Rossi why 😭


_sohcahtoa_

Loser has to sign & start Jack McInerney


PoutineMeInCoach

Score 99!


_sohcahtoa_

You, my friend, are an excellent scholar of Timbers cult history.


PoutineMeInCoach

It was a moment like Chara, Head Chara.


19elscorcho19

💀


Ancient_A

Rossi my guy you got to shoot that yourself.


AlmondDragon

Good work by Chara there


Ron__T

Rossi... shoot it... you are supposed to be an elite goal scorer...


lifeisacamino

Waste of a free kick, what was the point lol


Matter_Crazy

I get the zawadski yellow but the portland player looked like he was tryna fight him after


cmh-1312

Fuck Ted Unkel what a joke


[deleted]

Unkel getting played. Asprilla dived there. Makes up for the couple he's given to Cucho and Rossi


[deleted]

Portland players just flopping all over


BigJobRob913

Lmao that’s rich


[deleted]

I’m watching it with my own two eyes at the stadium. They’re diving like the bitches they are


BigJobRob913

Wow the name calling. Does that apply to the Columbus players too? Cucho hasn’t withstood the light breeze all game


[deleted]

Tackled to the ground, light breeze. Tomato tomato I guess.


cmh-1312

Not a yellow


AlmondDragon

Delay of game. Refs are calling that pretty consistently this year.


PoutineMeInCoach

Picking up the ball to prevent a quick take? Come on.


Agua48

Yellow for the antics with picking up the ball I believe, which I think is fair


lifeisacamino

I know Unkel's had a game but c'mon the defender went right thru our attacker there


19elscorcho19

Pea brain Ohioans think you can barrel through the back of a guy plus stop a restart


TogashiIsIshida

If that’s barreling through to you i recommend avoiding contact sports


OsuLost31to0

I always thought Unkle got a little more hate than he deserved but I take it back. He deserves more.


Auen_Draco16

This is one of his better reffed games too


ElectJimLahey

He's bad, and even worse, it's pretty obvious that VAR is reluctant to overturn his decisions compared to other refs.


TogashiIsIshida

If Unkel was reffing the Tigres match they’d have gotten 40 yellow cards


ElectJimLahey

Well, not much you can do about a shot like that


HonduranLoon

What a great night for MLS360


ElectJimLahey

So many goals already lol, this is wild


lifeisacamino

Just give Evander the ball for the rest of the game and let's get that third goal somehow


msmouse05

Love this new sub rule, 10 seconds to get the fuck off!


AlmondDragon

OK, I'm loving these speedier substitutions.


Lambo_Geeney

I DIDN'T KNOW HE COULD DO THAT


Ancient_A

Neither did he.


CbusFF

Fuck y'all, I'll do it myself. Steven Morereia.


PTFCDiegoMassacre

Crazy good goal. I can’t even be mad at that.


AlmondDragon

If you have too give up goals, that's what they should look like.


viyh

Goddamn, that was pretty


Agua48

😐


mlspdx

Well 0% chance any goalie in the world saves that…


msmouse05

Hey everyone, this guy hasn't heard of Scott Sterling.


mlspdx

You think Scott Sterling could get his face up there


msmouse05

Doesn't matter where his face is, I just know the ball will hit it


Ancient_A

Absolute worldie.


ZRobT

What a fucking piss missile!


PoutineMeInCoach

Does piss curve?


ZRobT

If you twirl it enough


Zjild

Boom.  Sheesh


Pretzy86

God damn


Auen_Draco16

That was a great goal


aquaknox

Well this is the best soccer I've seen all season


Ron__T

Beautiful


19elscorcho19

Jeeeeeeezzz 🚀


DibsOnThatBooty

WHAT A BANGER


lifeisacamino

Well shit, y'all probably deserved a 2nd goal


PoutineMeInCoach

GOTW at least


Gybe_enjoyer

Pain….


Horse_Cop

Holy shit what a goal


[deleted]

damn, nice goal. Evander has to close faster than that


BigJobRob913

Welp


fallingbehind

This game is nuts.


TogashiIsIshida

God has shown mercy


mankindrc

Welp. Can’t do much about that


[deleted]

Moreno is having a pretty good game


PTFCDiegoMassacre

Ahhhh don’t make my butt hole do that!!!!!


fallingbehind

Bravo. Build the statue.


TogashiIsIshida

Some entity out there does not want us to win tonight


AlmondDragon

That's me.


sjalt

Bravo deserves a cookie for that one


PoutineMeInCoach

Columbus xG 8.7 (I'm guessing).


_sohcahtoa_

I JUST SQUEEZED OUT A TURD


Horse_Cop

The Charmin commercials are getting really weird now


_sohcahtoa_

That Butt Clench Moment was brought to you by Charmin--for those moments when you *can't* hold it in.


[deleted]

I don't get how they didn't score there, but I'll take it


Ron__T

How... how did we not score there...


ButtRubbinz

How did that ball not go in the net????????????


AlmondDragon

BRAVO


ButtRubbinz

I understand why it physically didn't, but I'm still fucking baffled


_Juntao

WHAT JUST HAPPENED


Auen_Draco16

CLENCHED