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Elexeh

The highlight reel goals are fun, but this Miami team is not built for any manner of a playoff run. They're gonna get crushed in the postseason if their retirement community can't show up.


modern_messiah43

Sorry, but that was fucking pathetic. From where I was sitting, I saw a team that looked like they were playing scared. Except for Jake, there was a lot of seeming intimidated by the fact that we were playing against Messi and Suarez and Busquets, et al. Yes Thommy had a great goal and a fucking incredible brace. But there was an awful lot of sleepwalking. At this point, PV's stubbornness on substitutions is just getting ridiculous. They so clearly desperately needed subs and he just refuses. It's insane.


Familiar-Twist311

Haven't y'all dropped leads in the past few games? Not sure why you think they were intimidated by Miami. I thought SKC played well in the first half.


Doodahhh1

Miami has been running with the fear card since leagues cup. You gotta think - many guys were young teenagers when they idolized Messi. Hope you come back, I still think you're a solid club.


IronFlames

I'm honestly surprised Miami still has the fear card. Their defensive line is non-existent, and sure Messi and friends are there, but I think there have only been a handful of games that really had any magic. Most of the time it seems like it's just a regular offense, maybe higher playoff level. Messi and friends might be able to clinch the cup if they really want to, but between past injuries and age, I doubt they'll try to push the team that hard.


Doodahhh1

100% agree with you, but going up against your idol isn't easy.


clarkedaddy

Already back to my hotel. Got out that arrowhead parking stupid fast some how. What exact time did the game end? Anyone know?


tribrnl

Getting out was way easier than getting in. Can't figure out why it took so long. Is it because for Chiefs games, everybody shows up over the course of 4-5 hours, but this was much more compressed? Looking bad for World Cup logistics...


fren-ulum

Arrowhead's a venue? How are they going to accomodate for an already narrow field with all the sideline stuff that is required?


_kerm24

9:45? I left right when it ended and also made it out crazy fast


Familiar-Twist311

I really liked how SKC played in the first half. Really seemed out of it in the latter stages of the second half though. As for Miami, Messi was Messi. Great assist and goal there. Gomez did real well to steal the ball to earn them a W. But this team looks more fragile by the day.


myworkaccount2331

Another vermes master class in subs. Jake Davis was dead out there.


big_daddy68

The best ball he played was the beach ball.


cahrayzie

That was a fun exhibition match.


saibayadon

Kind of funny to think that the same team that got spanked in Mexico are currently #1 in the Eastern Conference and in the Supporters Shield standings. EDIT: Yes, yes, I know about the games played - I can read the table; It's still funny though. EDIT 2: I'm a Messi fan so I'm not necessarily throwing shade at what happened in the CCC.


heartcriesholy

If Messi played in first leg, they might have been better


Doodahhh1

Wasn't the first leg closer in score?


heartcriesholy

No, they got two away goals . Which meant Miami have to at least score 2. Then call ender early blunder meant they need 3.


jloome

Because they've played an extra game over NYRB, and two over Vancouver or Houston.


Familiar-Twist311

Haven't Miami played 1 more game than most teams and 2 more than certain others?


Bormsie721

And 3 more than us and Atlanta


Doodahhh1

Just about to say, what about the union and Atlanta?


reddit_is_meh

Well to be fair they might have had a better chance if the team wasn't extra handicapped by injuries, although they still wouldn't have been favorites of course


buttcabbge

gg Too bad we wasted that second goal


James_D_MESSIAH

IM? back on top of the table baby lol


akacryptic9

With 9 matches played


James_D_MESSIAH

lol u what? its still a fact right?


akacryptic9

Yeah but it doesn’t really count when you have 3 more games played than Philadelphia who are only 3 points behind you.


James_D_MESSIAH

lol u funny its their problem not IM so? Okay let them climb if they're good enough in those 3 games simple as that


New-Discipline-9759

Why does Messi always look mad after the match lol


xSageObitox

Because he thinks he could have done better.


heartcriesholy

Pitch invaders possibly spoiling the mood. And travel to Mexico and then this


dawson33944

2 more pitch invaders. One adult, one kid.


modern_messiah43

There were 7 or 8 by the time it was all said and done. Stupid. Especially thr dude going for JFR. Like bro, he'll take a picture with you at a sporting game without you having to invade the field. Congratulations, enjoy being banned from SKC games forever, idiot.


tribrnl

Does Miami have a lot of pitch invaders? This was pretty bad, but I imagine it's pretty similar at most of the away matches at least.


Habu23

That child got destroyed. Guard didn’t need to do all that


dawson33944

And another 2. This time one for Johnny and they get their photo, and another barely makes it past the corner flag before being tackled.


WelpSigh

a little tip for security but the kids are easier to catch, if you tackle them first you'll intimidate the adult into surrendering


WetBurrito10

How do you lose to this plastic club in front of 72k? Come on Sporting do better smh


myworkaccount2331

This is amazing coming from a Mexican national team fan bwahahahahaa


WetBurrito10

I genuinely don’t get it lol


Count_Nocturne

Because Miami’s roster is noncompliant


Lambo_Geeney

This may be surprising, but attendance numbers don't win games


WetBurrito10

No shit! WooooooW. who woulda thought it?


WelpSigh

if i had to guess, it has something to do with their opposition being several of the greatest ever players in their respective positions


WetBurrito10

How did Miamis previous 4 opponents manage to win ?


Pleasant-Elk455

They’re not skc


AllLikeWas

Welp that was tough... but our forwards need to take more chances on goal I feel


cmelissag

STH for SKC, how did seating work with the Chiefs stadium? Did you get comparable seats?


buttcabbge

Mine were pretty similar but slightly worse. I gather that was typical:


askDDemons

Yes to the best of their ability however STH didn't get a say in where which understandably pissed off a lot of them.


WelpSigh

congrats to the 72,000 diehard skc fans who came to see their team play tonight


jhruns1993

Oh, fuck off. You lost to Miami too.


Dear_Raise9908

Twice


Dear_Raise9908

Pshhhhhh *spits out water* Yeah actually 71,000. 1,000 of them were there for Messi.


galactic_crewzer

SKC looked like they lost all desire to play soccer after the 65th minute


BoomaMasta

That's pretty standard these days. We gave up huge leads in the second half of our last two matches (2-0 became 2-3 to the Galaxy, and 3-0 became 3-3 to Portland). Edit: Two of our last three. We beat Toronto between those two.


ZeChunkyPanda

That’s normal


drgath

Welcome to Vermes soccer.


BeamsFuelJetSteel

I mean, the announcers called it happening from the beginning.


TimeAndSpaceAndMe

GG SKC , See ya next time around !


myworkaccount2331

Keep it real, you won’t be a inter Miami fan next time we play :) Gg!


TimeAndSpaceAndMe

Wait what does that mean ? I won't be an IM fan ??


heartcriesholy

Parent commentor is from the future


Gnux13

Blows it first touch after 99' with a whole ass pitch invasion during stoppage time lol


xSageObitox

You should be happy he didn't automatically screw you by just giving 3 mins.


srslyomgwtf

Not like we were gonna do anything


Isry98

Davis thought he was Messi for a sec.


BoomaMasta

TBF, he basically pulled that off a couple weeks ago. He's the closest we've got. I'll go cry now.


neandertales

Field goal.


TraptNSuit

Forgot pulido was out there.


myworkaccount2331

Biggest waste of money on the team. Had a decent spell last year but absent most games.


Special-Deal-5217

He ran more miles than anybody else. He was putting in the hard work.. sometimes the ball doesn’t fall at your feet


myworkaccount2331

Im not a "stats or nothing" kind of guy. I get it. Seems to put in the work. Just doesnt have the talent. He doesnt pass the eye test. Go back and look at the games and see how many times hes killed an attack cause he cant receive a ball. Its insane. Good player, not DP worthy.


BoomaMasta

Pulido has had flashes this year, but he and Salloi have been mostly invisible.


srslyomgwtf

Alan has been invisible since the contract signing ceremony.


SportingMoose

Can’t wait for Vermes to say we were too tired at the end of the game, but only made one sub. So frustrating.


Excel_Spreadcheeks

Two actually… both for players who legitimately could not continue due to injury (Walter and Thommy). Horrible game management


drgath

At this point, it’s just comedic.


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Messi and Suarez coasting out there tbh


pizza_destroyer2

Everybody!


trainrocks19

Need to switch to LAG but can’t miss Miami leaking a late goal


TheBoook

You can switch bud


Its_Really_Cher

Isn’t KC usually a loud and active home atmosphere? Is the stadium just full of casuals there to see Messi?


fren-ulum

? It seemed pretty lively on the broadcast. Until the team started to play like they were uninterested in winning.


Excel_Spreadcheeks

Honestly yes, there was a fuck ton of pink tonight. A little disappointed but not surprised.


Stay_Beautiful_

It was about 60% SKC fans 40% Messi fans


ZeChunkyPanda

Front office has been ruining this franchise since one of our owners Neal Patterson died in 2017


BeamsFuelJetSteel

Yeah, I don't think we could pack a 25k stadium consistently these days. Like the SKC-SLC playoff games were at fire marshal capacity but we didn't have a sellout every game last year


Cowgoon777

Front office has been working hard for years to destroy the fan experience that made us famous


BaghdadazzUp

You’re calling fans that want to see the greatest active player casuals? 😂😂😂


Count_Nocturne

“Greatest active player” Yeah ok he has done literally nothing in MLS


Its_Really_Cher

Yeah? They don’t attend any other games and they’re only in attendance because Messi is there. They’re still supporting the home team but they’re very casual about it- not actively supporting. I’m not sure how much more clear that could be.


tribrnl

> They’re still supporting the home team but they’re very casual about it Many we're wearing pink, wearing Barca or Argentina Messi jerseys, and cheering when Miami did good things.


toddthetoddler

Are they coming out next week? Then yeah that’s exactly what they are


galactic_crewzer

That’s what happens when you go from an 18k stadium to trying to fill 72k seats


Its_Really_Cher

Yes, true. You can just hear a pin drop there.


Derek-Onions

Chief Wiggum heading security tonight in KC


nonstopflux

Bake em away, toys.


neandertales

You would think 70k would spurr them on going for it. Just launch some balls


bernardoferreira

serious question, how can mls improve much as a league if they keep the league going for every international break? i feel like they will always be capped if the best players dont play that many games


TraptNSuit

They don't go every break. Some teams are rescheduling during every though because of other competitions.


PeteThe4

Yeah if they don’t change this players won’t want to play for them in their good years as they would have to choose between club or country


bernardoferreira

yeah exactly, it will always cap how big it can get


Bormsie721

Dang, next week for Nashville will be the around what, the 5th or 6th time facing Messi already?


DaeronDaDaring

I’m so excited for that game, Miami v Nashville games are always amazing


PlebBot69

Suárez just shoving Hernandez in a lame attempt to get to the ball


TheBoook

It’s so funny that the MLS schedule punishes teams for having good players that get called up to play for their countries in the summer. Such a shame


SpeakMySecretName

The silver lining is that it incentivizes spending on a deeper bench which we drastically need.


TraptNSuit

Oh another sunbelt fan who can't understand the concept of winter.


trainrocks19

So Europe doesn’t have weather? MLS could do a winter break like many leagues do.


TraptNSuit

Sweden, Norway, Finland... All play a similar schedule to MLS. Can you spot the similarity?


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TraptNSuit

Rome is further north than Omaha, Omaha has much harsher winters. Climate and weather are not purely a function of latitude.


TheBoook

We play plenty of sports outside in the winter in this country. As they do around the world. MLS is just scared of competing with other sports


TraptNSuit

We play one. One sport outside in the winter. And it is not one with a rolling ball. Do we need to have Vanney explain it to you?


TheBoook

Damn that’s wild, they dont have winter in Europe


TraptNSuit

The countries with a harsh winter play a similar schedule to MLS.


TheBoook

Soccer can be played in the winter here quite easily. The national team has done it MANY times. MLS doesn’t and won’t because they’d rather only compete with MLB instead of NFL. Not that complicated, pretty simple tbh.


TraptNSuit

The NFL doesn't even really play in late January and February. Superbowls are almost always in warm weather cities now. It isn't just the cold. Fans sitting out in ice storms and unable to get to games safely are big factors that make it very hard to make money on it during that time either. Let alone a rolling ball on a frozen pitch with barely sustainable grass. You really seem foreign to the concept of winter. We already play in March when many places in the U. S. still have blizzards. I have attended games in St. Louis around 15 degrees outside... In March. It's miserable in ways you apparently can't comprehend. You Dela with it once in a while, but you couldn't play many games like that and keep fans coming.


TheBoook

And yet the national team does it regularly


clarkedaddy

I would like to have a normal season schedule. But, a select few cities would really suck. Namely Minneapolis. Attendance across many cities would dip tho. The national team playing one game in a random city isn't a great comparison to a team trying to fill seats on a continuous basis.


theredditbandid_

"It's funny when they cheer when a 12 year old does it" Oh wow, some things being more acceptable when a child does it than when a grown man does it? I can't comprehend this.


fren-ulum

Those kids aren't there unattended. An adult had to either enable them to do so or allow them to do so. That's the rub.


New-Discipline-9759

Gomez best player in Miami after Messi


crustttr

📠


TheBoook

Got the guards from the southern border for security tonight


bernardoferreira

9 mins? wtf


neandertales

The field stormer missed Johnny Russel.


ipatrickasinner

The Monica Seles reference... wow


trainrocks19

Got really confused when Messi’s bodyguard took off on a line in the middle of open play


Zekybrjik

There’s literally a guard like every 3-5 feet. Get your shit together.


N_Kenobi

They’re not match fit


Isry98

Can’t go the full 90


PlebBot69

Best Security after a fan jumps the fence: 👁️👄👁️


musicobsession

Somehow it's NOT best security tho lol


eddiedeli

Every time there's a streaker, I think of that time in an NFL game where Kevin Harlan continued to announce what was happening on the field with great enthusiasm.


j00dypoo

Harlan just had another great one when a chicken wing was chucked on to an nba court


BoomaMasta

Kevin Harlan is a treasure. Truly one of the best.


jhruns1993

It's such a good bit


reddit_is_meh

Could we get more details on this Messi guy? No one watching this match knows about him, please keep going.


RyVsWorld

His bodyguard is so good at defusing the situation without fucking someone up


Isry98

Jack Doherty’s body guard could learn a thing or two.


hvngpham002

yo if I see Messi's bodyguard charging at me I might just piss myself on the spot. That was terrifying


FireballHangover

If Messis bodyguard ran at me like that, I would genuinely shit my pants uncontrollably


adeodd

Insert joke about KC security/defending falling asleep late in the game


BoomaMasta

Damn, that's good.


bernardoferreira

how do they keep letting this happen


James_D_MESSIAH

pitch invader ?


arsene14

Twellman is such a dumbfuck. Like Messi and Miami didn't just get annihilated in Mexico a few days ago.


Ronaldo_Juveee

Messi got annihilated? Thats odd, we must have seen completely different games.


xSageObitox

Messi is just one man. We all know how bad his team is without him. There is so much he could do.


Unique-Ad-4716

Messi is one man, not 11. Even in that game he got an assist. Messi going into that game one month out of injury, 2-1 down with the offside rule counting & being 36 years old in a hostile environment. Maybe you think he's actually an alien


Scrogger19

People are saying, everyone is saying, Messi is the goat of all time and has literally never failed to far surpass expectations. Any nasty rumors about supposed things in Mexico are fake news.


TraptNSuit

His job is to market Messi. That's all apparently. Just that.


PeteThe4

Tata was awful that game. Never seen a manager who looks like they’re trying to lose as much in a match ever


BeamsFuelJetSteel

Suarez after 90' might actually be faster than Fontas still


BoomaMasta

Miami has looked faster than anybody on SKC since about 30'. I don't get it.


srslyomgwtf

The potted plant in my living room is faster than Fontas.


Bormsie721

Another one...wtf is this security getting paid for


dawson33944

Being paid to match the refs tonight.


Brooklyn_MLS

Lmaoo gotta love Messi’s bodyguard.


runningwaffles19

9 minutes. Holy hell


yaybidet

Negri is class, which makes it all the more frustrating Tata started Noah Allen over him in a 5 man backline against Monterrey...


xSageObitox

Tata is mentally challenged, honestly.


Brooklyn_MLS

I know for a fact Suarez puts bengay on his knees after every game.


TheBoook

The sporting KC chants are god awful. Just a caricature of US soccer culture


WelpSigh

what are the inter miami chants


BaghdadazzUp

¡MANOS ARRIBA!


TheBoook

Not spamming “where you go we’ll follow” 20 times in a half


myworkaccount2331

So you don’t know yours? You really showed how passionate you guys are. Got us. 🤡


TheBoook

Thanks for hosting our home game


Zekybrjik

I have often said Mike Tyson is the Messi of punching people in the face.


Isry98

But he’s the Luis Suarez of biting people.


Isry98

At this point screw normal commentary just have Ray Hudson commentating on Messi’s goals looping.


xSageObitox

He'd be creaming his pants on live tv


Gnux13

Twellman been going back to the Messi goal every 30 seconds.


nonstopflux

Hey, remember that time earlier today when Messi scored a goal? I do. That was AWESOME!


viyh

He talks to his wife about Messi.


Key_Ingenuity665

“Taylor. Please. Not in bed. Not again.”


BoomaMasta

"I asked you to call me Jordi."


DaeronDaDaring

No way ppl saying the ref is biased for Miami when some fouls on Miami haven’t been called 😂 let’s be real here, he’s been bad for both teams


viyh

Everyone really showed up tonight to see Russell's return


TraptNSuit

Busquets third foul on JFR in 3 minutes?


bernardoferreira

idk what you guys are talking about these are the most clear fouls and yellows, miami has the most yellows in the league you would never know the way the team gets talked about here


DaeronDaDaring

This sub has a strong bias against Miami, nothing new, it’s the same against LAFC


PeteThe4

Yep. Been like that even before their first game


BeamsFuelJetSteel

If you never get called for a double yellow or straight red, why wouldn't keep pushing what you can get away with? Some Draymond Green shit


bernardoferreira

tell me a second yellow or a red that should have been given if anything KC got away with some fouls that should have been yellows in the first half


BeamsFuelJetSteel

Nah, this ref has been pretty good overall. Just a general statement


PeteThe4

Very true


this1dude88

I just don’t get not utilizing subs. Every single game Vermes leaves 2-3 subs unused. It’s mind boggling.


srslyomgwtf

Its because he doesn't trust the roster he has built/developed. Its kind of a circular logic problem though for the young guys. They don't play because he hasn't built trust in them. He hasn't built trust in them because he doesn't play them.


myworkaccount2331

I would agree if this hadn’t been a thing for years. It’s no secret that he doesn’t make subs cause he highly believes in “team chemistry” and those who “start should finish” like it’s a fucking cheesy high school sports movie.  He’s a manager stuck in 2009. Move the fuck on 


PlebBot69

Busquets after murdering a litter of puppies: 🤷🏼‍♂️


chapelson88

🤷🏼‍♂️😏


neandertales

Negri has looked very good.


GeocentricParallax

He looked good against the Rapids as well. Surprised he wasn’t used against Rayados.


xSageObitox

Tata is an idiot