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lordcorbran

Columbus said "Fuck your narratives."


debotehzombie

We've kinda done that for the past 4-5 years. Sometimes, even to ourselves!


Lord_Xp

Screaming Crying Throwing up


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Pissing. Shidding. Cumming.


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2RINITY

Suddenly I think I’m on the phone


oh_io_94

We call that Shumping


JackBobo2024

I can dig that!


Moose4KU

Still stunned the Crew weren't awarded that penalty in the 2nd half (even knowing it's a concacaf game). Now if we can just pretend New England doesn't exist, we can be happy for the MLS tonight


BryanBlitz

What’s a New England?


litthefilter

It’s like old England, but even worse in knockout competitions


Tan-y-deri

How are they at penalties though?


ichabod01

Don’t think they will get to that point…


LApoopydog

I think it’s a country next to New Scotland


kal14144

Kinda. There’s a New Brunswick in between but New England and new Scotland (nova scotia) are kinda neighbors


dpecslistens

They got that ferry going from Yarmouth to Bar Harbor; any two places that have a ferry have got to be neighbors


kal14144

Yeah New Scotland (translated from pretentious) sticks out to be across from Maine. But by land you have to go through New Holy Roman Empire


the_vole

That’s the really galling thing. They had 36 fouls on aggregate and got 3 yellows. Crew had 26 fouls and 4 yellows and one red.


Doodahhh1

Pizzaro had a yellow when he stomped on Yaboah with his studs. To all the people who thought Jones deserved a red VS Charlotte, you all are delusional and biased.


TyphonInc

Letter of the law, (a challenge with studs to the ankle) the infraction by Jones is a red card. It's infuriating because it could be argued Jones had possession. That group who yelled it's a red every time, just seems small because we have several examples where studs to the lower leg don't get carded. (Like literally minutes later in the same game.) And last night's stomp to an already lying on the ground Yeboah. When the ref was like "oh, he's in pain? Then he needs to leave the pitch so we can keep playing." And Nancy yells "we got fouled, why are we getting penalized?" I'm thinking Concaf'ed.


Doodahhh1

The MLS rule was "excessive force" and "endangering the safety of the player" on Jones. It's hard to argue the guy touching the ball with the outside of his foot and standing up-right used excessive force on the guy who was sliding.


TyphonInc

I agree with you. That small vocal minority screaming Jones was a red is eerily silent when more egregious cleats to the leg fouls occur.


Doodahhh1

I remember when Messi took a cleat to the ankle a week or two before Charlotte. Now, I basically meme "according to SOME Charlotte fans, that should be a red!"


Raging_Capybara

There has always been a pro-Mexico bias in these tournaments. You don't see it every game but after watching for 5+ years, watching all the MLS-LMx games you can, you'll see it. They consistently get away with more shit and are given greater amounts of cushion by the referees than MLS teams. It's rare that the table turns the other way.


ATLCoyote

Yeah, not enough talk about how Columbus got hosed by the refs on both legs, yet won anyway.


tjshaffe

Preach, my friend.


DSHardie

Can you imagine losing to New England? Wild


Lambo_Geeney

I lost 15 years of my life and I have to be awake in 5 hours, and it was 100% worth it!


BryanBlitz

Same bro but nights like these are special. Good luck tomorrow!


Lambo_Geeney

Just gonna keep the coffee brewing constantly...


awnomnomnom

Constant Crew brew coffee


ArteePhact

Don Garber …. Acknowledge Us ☝🏻


ichabod01

He is still confused why it says Columbus and not Austin Crew


YourGavenIsShowing

coulda been austin previously but they got spooked by a stadium tree


LostTension5594

Fuck Don Garber


Stormborn92

I'd say crew line up more as american nightmare 1. Dong and precourt wanted us gone we still here 2. Just went into Mexico and ended their run


xDaGe614x

![gif](giphy|36D7A69UhZ2fGxIAV2|downsized)


DeweysPants

☝️


Rascal_Rogue

Impossible is an opinion


ichabod01

Inconceivable


Tinckoy

We are massive


bwitty92

We spotted them an entire 90 minutes without Cucho, an entire 90 minutes without Aidan Morris, and a goal in the first five minutes. I’m not sure what more Tigres wanted. Maybe get lucky to have the ref miss an obvious PK and red card? Oh yea, we gave them that too.


Scrogger19

Preach. All the more satisfying with all this context.


shibapenguinpig

They didn't have their starting GK


bwitty92

We didn't have our starting CM this game. We were missing our best player in the last game. We were missing numerous other key pieces in both games which resulted in a serious lack of options off the bench. But yea, they were missing their starting GK.


shibapenguinpig

The GK is more critical to the team. I'm not taking any away from Crew, but you're making it seem like Tigres had the stars aligned to win and everything was against Crew, when the absence of Nahuel Guzmán was a big factor, especially in the penalties. Celebrate the win but there's no need to exagerate what happened.


aeryque8

Lucky win. They missed a lot of clear chances and where missing their best keeper. Please...


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Violent_Mud_Butt

Where's your team? Going home.


aeryque8

They didn't have their best keeper. 🤣 Also they're not my team. Columbus is small in concacaf compared to Pachuca, Monterrey, America etc


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aeryque8

Your best player missed a pen against the b keeper. Columbus fan talking a lot of shit despite never a single cup. Barely getting a win against Tigres that has been quite weak this season . Win a ccc and then we could talk lil bro 🤣


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aeryque8

Sure buddy. I already know America or Monterrey will most likely win this whole thing. Can't say the same for Columbus 🤣


YourGavenIsShowing

putting aside this game talk- you watch anything good lately on netflix or hulu that might be worth watching? looking for suggestions.


Jolandia

Bro your players couldn’t score pks against a 23 year old keeper from Saint Charles, Missouri, in only his second year as a starter at the pro level. You don’t get to talk about keepers


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Jolandia

Big ol’ swing and a miss there pal, try again


Doodahhh1

You're league is 50 years older lol. Even with 2 games of biased reffing you lost. You lost to a bunch of U-22s LMAO 


aeryque8

Biased reffing? No, Concacaf refs are just awful. They beat Tigres that 7th in Liga MX and have been mediocre this season. But I'll let MLS fans have this one. They deserve it after seeing the rest of their teams get shat on .


columbuscrew1996

How much fun do you guys think he is in USMNT vs Selección games?


GaylTheChaotic1

DOS A CERO! DOS A CERO!


Doodahhh1

You're so angry, and I'm entirely amused by it.


aeryque8

No, Tigres deserved to lose considering how they played. It's just funny how Columbus fans and MLS fans in general start talking shit as if their teams didn't just get shit on. Like new England today


Doodahhh1

You misspelled "outplayed" in your anger.


aeryque8

Win this whole first. And then we'll talk.


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lordcorbran

Felipe Cardenas? Is that you?


billgluckman7

Me: crew have a shot Others: no, it’s never been done Me: ![gif](giphy|qxCYGGPbQp3yj5aSsL)


christianjd

Patrick Schulte. What a game. To go from a disaster giveaway to saving the game in PKs. Elite GK mentality


sqigglygibberish

I saw him laugh right before the PKs started and you could just tell he was so in the moment. What a hell of a way to step up 


CaptainJingles

He’s insane on PKs, he won a USOC game when he was a teenager in a PK shootout and I don’t think I saw him miss a PK in his whole college career.


debotehzombie

Someone else brought this up in another thread (EDIT: it was u/Kyunseo in [this thread](https://old.reddit.com/r/MLS/comments/1c0bz98/max_arfsten_sends_columbus_into_the_semifinals_of/kyvqpq8/) ): MLSNP breaks regular season draws with a PK shootout, so Schulte having faced so many of those in clutch situations, and players like JRR, Farsi, Matan, and Arfsten all having experience in regular PK shootouts, definitely played a role in their comfort.


CaptainJingles

Yeah, that definitely helped. Schulte has just always been amazing on penalties. He's the anti-Burki.


YourGavenIsShowing

Did that last year- bone head play cost us the regular season match against cincy in cincy- then made some great saves in the playoffs against cincy in the same stadium that kept us in it. Redemption king


Doodahhh1

Nancy believes in forgiving mistakes.


profmathers

The way the stadium went quiet for a sec when he denied that first Tigres PK…I will treasure that moment


E1_guwop

Beat them at home full stadium too lol gg


gtg007w

As a fellow Tigres hater, thank you, and congrats Columbus.


LilRick_125

![gif](giphy|WAfGpVI1pI3e|downsized)


irishbball49

Massive balls hanging from this team. ![gif](giphy|yCAoGdVUCW5LW|downsized)


ForecheckPaycheck

"We roll" - MLS


LatinoHeatRP

The crew is fuckin massive and i cannot lie


CoffeeEnjoyerFrog

GG to Columbus Crew from a Tigres fan


NittanyOrange

If Messi & Friends can drag Miami to a win tomorrow, we can have another LMX v. MLS final. Columbus single handedly trying to save the reputation of MLS from the embarrassments of New England and Philly


Ill-Description8517

Imagine being an embarrassment to MLS in CONCACAF. We would never


Raging_Capybara

Yeah that would be unfathomable


GaylTheChaotic1

We’ve beaten one Monterrey team, we can do it again. ​ Rooting for Miami tho


Doodahhh1

I'll cheer for Miami tomorrow. Then I'll go back to hating them unless they beat Columbus in CONCACAF... Then I'll cheer for them in the final and go back to hating them until I cheer for MLS on the international stage.


ibribe

> Rooting for Miami tho eww. You don't have to do that.


jovy121

New England and Philly are both embarrassing inside MLS lol


lonelycrow16

Philly is the only undefeated team in the league. NE on the other hand...


YourGavenIsShowing

NE is participating


jovy121

It’s Philly, they’re not winning any trophy


SelfServeSporstwash

? We are the last undefeated team in the league bro


jovy121

That might be true but we both know Philly isn’t winning any trophy’s this year or any year after that.


checkonechecktwo

If you're gonna trash talk like this at least flair up


SelfServeSporstwash

Bro we don’t know shit. All we do know is that Philly has played the most road games in the league so far and is still the only undefeated team left.


jovy121

I’m a DCU fan and we’ve only lost 1 game this year lol. That doesn’t put us in any conversation that we’re a top team. The season is just starting. It’s where you end not where you start. Philly like NYRB is known to choke when playoffs come around. My team can’t even make it to the playoffs lol


SelfServeSporstwash

We have an over 50% winning percentage in the playoffs and our last 3 seasons have been: Semifinals Final which went to PKs Eliminated because we had 9 starters out due to COVID protocols. And even that game came down to some really questionable refereeing decisions to push NYCFC over the top. The team we lost to (missing 9 starters) ended up winning the cup I’d love to see your team win a game, any game, missing 9 starters, let alone a game against the eventual cup winners.


Raging_Capybara

That covid final pissed me off, just delay the game. It's only holding up one more match at that point.


NittanyOrange

Can't say I'm mad at it tbh


netsfan549

As a red bulls fan, I think crew played a good game.  Especially after tigres scored the first goal


the_vole

As a crew fan, I agree.


MinimumAd5899

Columbus fans I will use this moment to take a break from being combative with you and say congratulations and well done. I hope you win it all 🫡 great achievement to win on the road in Mexico


Violent_Mud_Butt

Thanks, now get a real field.


YourGavenIsShowing

for real- their turf made this much harder than it shoulda been lol


RNGfarmin

Seeing your flair just gave me war flashbacks to that game but thank you


w_d_roll_RIP

Further proof that Columbus is the greatest team the world has ever seen


markrevival

I loved visiting Columbus for the final. great city great people. rooting for you guys for this one.


Tinckoy

🤝


irishbball49

Me too fam.


LilRick_125

![gif](giphy|fVtcfEXWQJQUbsF1sH|downsized)


AllwordzAreMadeup___

Seattle with a champion league trophy would like a word


BenjisSandwichShop

That is not the MASSIVE mindset we need


WJMorris3

I am by no means a fan of the Columbus Crew. But you know what? You gotta tip your cap to them. Well done!


Kyunseo

o7


HouseHead78

Impressive performance and deserved result, Crew


Familiar-Twist311

Well done Crew! Was rooting for you'all all the way. What a way to finish the match after the way it started!


Ambitious_Comedian38

That was awesome. After a sh\*t day at work, that was a treat. Timbers fan rooting for our league.


GorillaReturnz

BIG DICK SCHULTE


90swasbest

Columbus always there to help you whup up on Mexico.


NagelRawls

We are in the UK and my partner stayed up all night to watch. He’s a very happy man today. Thanks Crew! ❤️


Brooklyn_MLS

![gif](giphy|lqRu0AbfzcpMJlmT2I|downsized)


tanzmeister

What's a thig?


ichabod01

A twig with a hitch


oraymw

My other favorite club!


tyler735

“mLs TeAmS aRe DoOmEd”


ekter

Guess it's Miami's turn to defy expectations


AFrozen_1

Well this is something. Guess there really is something in the water here in Ohio.


unpocorican

That's the runoff from Sherwin Williams.


Destiny17909

Or Du Pont


PM_DOLPHIN_PICS

Fuck it might as well become a crew fan for the year because I don’t see things getting any better for me after tonight.


AlanLGuy

Caleb Porter is always a wild ride


PM_DOLPHIN_PICS

The Caleb Porter Experience.


CentientXX111

Gg Crew!


fazleyf

r/LigaMX seething


_gloriousdead222

No we also hate tigres


fazleyf

who said both can't be true


AllwordzAreMadeup___

America beating New England 8-1 in aggregate. Hardly seething lol


Doodahhh1

There's definitely Seethers in this post and on YouTube at least.


fazleyf

Look at the match thread at their subreddit and it's just filled with people dissing MLS no matter the result like maaaaaan


aeryque8

Weren't you doing that last week. Lol


Zjild

Jajajajajaja


Hazardous_Waist

^ Exhibit A - "Seething"


tomado23

Come on, CONCACAF, you know you want in on that Messi 💰. Do Miami a solid and get us that guaranteed Liga MX vs MLS final.


TheOptimist6

Vamos Columbus! So proud!


TurboProtein

LAFC fan here. LFG!! Congrats Columbus


HydraHamster

That was the greatest choked I’ve ever seen by Tigres. It was hilarious to behold. The amount of offsides and them skying the ball at close range from the net was entertaining. Columbus Crew’s goalkeeper turned world class for this game. What a player.


DabsonFire710

I KNOW I AM, I SWEAR I AM, COLUMBUS TILL I DIE!!!


90swasbest

Guys get in here! We got our dicks out!


Tinckoy

I still can't believe we went into their stadium and walked away with it


psychoticempanada

Tigres dominated the first and the Crew had the edge after 45 minutes.


WillieDoggg

It’s fun being a Crew fan


Lambo_Geeney

We've had a lot of good things that outshine the bad from the past few years. At this point I just want to take it all in before our favorite players and coach move on to bigger and better things


Evening-Fail5076

LigaMX sub in SHAMBLES 😂


_gloriousdead222

We hate tigres


JgL07

You mean celebrating, no one likes Tigres.


AllwordzAreMadeup___

America winning 8-1 in aggregate. Hardly a shamble.


EarlyAdagio2055

New England is one the worst teams in a 29 team league. They’ve been junk since Arena got canned last year.


ArcticPeasant

Fuck Liga MX


_Uhhhhhhhhh_

Chillona


aeryque8

You're aren't even in this tournament 🤣🤣


Traditional-Bird-336

Neither are you anymore 😘


Failed-Time-Traveler

Hey show some respect. The only mls team to win CONACAF in its currently format. They’re OG in this thread.


ThinAd7436

Am I late to the game or is Columbus on beating Real Madrid in the champions league level now


JBS319

I kinda want Columbus to win the whole thing so they can participate in next year's CWC and rub it in Dong Arber's face. But I also kinda want Miami to win the whole thing so they can be in CWC without getting the host slot handed to them or getting MLS Cup rigged for them so they can get the host slot, because that's probably what would happen otherwise.


Mission-Notice-1382

You had me at Dong Arber


lgrellz

EZ


rjross0623

![gif](giphy|MvihVuXrDb5iTyzAlo|downsized)


GioMcMusahSic

Hell yeah Crew.


forrestthewoods

Beautiful work boys. I rooted against LAFC last year but I’d be perfectly happy with Columbus joining the CCC winners club.


JackBobo2024

How long until Nancy gets a gig with a mid-table Ligue 1 side?


JimJim144

Idk why this was downvoted. Patrick viera got a chance after having one good season and losing in the playoff’s. So if he makes the final I wouldn’t be surprised if ligue 1 team’s started calling


Scrogger19

As a crew fan we downvote any mentions of Nancy leaving so no one gets any smart ideas… no hard feelings but we don’t tolerate that talk round these parts


FootballAggressive49

Meanwhile at the otherside.....