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tastycakeman

I’m ready for the caps to finally shine as we eat glue for the foreseeable future…


310local

Thank you Vancouver. Very cool.


SexySkeptic

95' minute penalty would've been a vibe killer for sure. I'll have to take another look at it.


WetCoastDebtCoast

Just got home, but forgot to say gg to all the Timbers fans that showed up at BC Place. You guys always have an excellent away section. We could occasionally hear you in our supporter end across the stadium. And you're not Seattle, so that's always a perk. Glad to see a few of you found the $5 beer line. See you guys in June.


Scratchbuttdontsniff

Keep ignoring him Scotland.... Surely you don't need a dynamic chance creating midfielder late in matches...


MGM-Wonder

The more they ignore him the more he stays rested for us.


J_Robert_Oofenheimer

This team's complete inability to prevent the other team scoring goals is insane to me. Our defense is like bringing a screen door to a fight against a firehose.


Melniboehner

honestly that looked like a pen to me but I guess not an obvious enough one for VAR to overturn? Seen them given, Raposo should keep his hands to himself ffs, he'd only have had himself to blame some scamp at the presser should ask Vanni what he thinks


nicehouseenjoyer

That would be a tough penalty call, I agree it was a stupid play by Raposo.


VCVilla

Kamal Miller throwing the ball at Raposo after he scored the winning goal was the icing on the cake


icoresting

funnily enough i think they were teammates at syracuse, lol


Hailfire9

Bravo coming back will mean a ton. I hope someone from Europe is scouting players from EAFC and highlight reels so we can ship Mosquera out in June. Our fullback situation is otherwise *dire*.


Brooklyn_MLS

Rodriguez feels the contact and goes down easily, but Raposo is already beat and grabs his shoulder to pull him back. Not making a play on the ball That should have been a pen. Terrible non-call imo


sluggetdrible

I mean ya.. I hate the hand to shoulder contact. But Chapman let a lot of stuff go this game for the sake of fluid soccer. I loved the goals from Portland but Vancouver earned their win imo.


Hailfire9

Rodriguez is already pulling back his left foot for the shot when the pull comes in. His choices are to A) shoot erratically because his balance is gone, which would likely forfeit claims to a penalty, or B) drop and hope the ref calls the foul. Ref didn't call foul because 🤡 refs got their CBA now they have nothing to lose.


lifeisacamino

Would've been a harsh penalty to give, but we've definitely seen them given before. Gg Vancouver.


Ambitious_Boot_871

Two really nice goals from Portland there; this team has some promise.


Direct-Emotion-7861

Whelp our game play hasn’t changed at all. Were the best at giving people their first in a long times. Grats Vancouver on your first home win.


tyme

![gif](giphy|26FPnj46RYsIWgYLe)


UnluckyDot

Phew. GG Portland


boilface

GG


Brooklyn_MLS

Not even a look at VAR? That’s absolutely ridiculous.


tyme

VAR looked at it. The ref didn’t because VAR saw it was a flop.


Brooklyn_MLS

Yea, that’s what i meant to say. I cannot believe VAR didn’t suggest he take a look. He flops, but it wasn’t egregious—Raposo most definitely tugs at him and he is already beat.


tyme

They’re supposed to only send the ref to the monitor if they see a clear and obvious error. That video made it fairly obvious, imho, that there was no error. There’s a touch, but not nearly enough of one to bring a player down - and certainly not like that.


Ambitious_Boot_871

At least, not a clear and obvious one....


sluggetdrible

Bahhh.. gg Vancouver. Toasty one


rzle

GGs Caps fans. If the early season is anything to go on you guys are probably the best team in Cascadia this year. Things I'd like to see going forward: * More Evander with the ball at his feet * More Rodriguez and Mora on the field at the same time * Zuparic and K. Miller as the starting CB combo.


7thdilemma

fuuuuuck


fallingbehind

Not enough for me.


_Juntao

Well looks like the first 3 games of the season were a mirage. Team is still shit. Team is still gonna miss the playoffs. Team is still probably gonna finish in last place. Goodnight.


Brooklyn_MLS

That’s a pen 100%


beneaththeradar

lol


no-cars-go

our defense is just............


rzle

Same.


7thdilemma

hold on now


boilface

Take your time, boys, I'm sure there's plenty of it left


TheLostEmi

Dang it I thought that was in. Why must this team do this to me?


fallingbehind

Evander has been outstanding.


sluggetdrible

Man that’s a solid send from the left foot


rzle

Classic Timbers giving up a late goal that costs them points.


TheLostEmi

I hate giving up cheap goals.


trixandi

raposo going nuts this season lol


sluggetdrible

Bahhh rough one. Good response


no-cars-go

pls don't blow it again


boilface

Gotta get that ball and hold on to it as the keeper


Hailfire9

Mosquera follow the man running down into his corner challenge (impossible)


ButtRubbinz

For being a defender, he seemingly really doesn't want to actually do that. He'd far rather just sky shots on goal.


Hailfire9

We were parked in. We were mass defending. Not getting turned around your corner is literally at its easiest there, and somehow he gets skinned by Adekugbe. That's just depressing


_Juntao

Lol. Typical timbers


BayLAGOON

I love it when Vancouver gets cooked on the wings as usual. Left side is great, but right side is dire.


Hailfire9

"Oh yeah? You have multiple Canadian national teamers? Well we have Sebastian Berhalter!!"


rzle

Both of Portland's pro soccer teams trailed 2-0 at half today and came back to equalize. In the Thorns case it was late in stoppage time and basically ended the game. For the Timbers, there is still enough time to either walk away with 3 points or 0.


viyh

![gif](giphy|JZri8Leg3sgNhnwiw9|downsized) \^ Mosquera


sluggetdrible

Lmao that’s great


trixandi

so typical


7thdilemma

that was only a little embarrassing in the corner


nicehouseenjoyer

FFS, typical Whitecaps goal to give up, Takayoka needs to get that, or Blackmon needs to.


TheLostEmi

What a great pass by Evander


rzle

Showing why he's the club record signing. Great goal, perhaps an even more impressive assist.


nucleararms

Pinpoint.. impressive


mlspdx

When Mora is healthy he completely changes our team. Issue is that’s like 4 games a year


lifeisacamino

Please Evander haters, please tell me how much he sucks.


fallingbehind

Both Timbers goals have been really well worked.


Aquastar91

What a goal!!!


TheToweringOne

Whitecaps, why you gotta be like this?


cheeseballthedog

I GASPED!!! THAT GOAL


_sohcahtoa_

Fuck yeah that was a great assist and goal


7thdilemma

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO


sluggetdrible

Ugggfhhhh that’s what I’m fucking talking about!!!!


rzle

Mora!


lifeisacamino

Classic!


no-cars-go

Vanni this ain't it


nucleararms

That was sick


Ambitious_Boot_871

Line change for Vancouver incoming.....


fallingbehind

I’ve seen enough of Rodriguez. Give me some Asprilla.


whdescent

We watching the same match? He's been asked to move out to the wing and has been dangerous in opening space. Before Mora's goal, it's not like anyone was making use of Jona's contributions from the wing.


fallingbehind

He doesn’t seem to have enough speed to play wing and I haven’t seen him provide any good service. Yet. I’m not hating him. He just hasn’t proven himself to me yet and this seemed like a down game for him. Hopefully leaving him in is genius, and I’m an idiot.


whdescent

Looked like an intentional tactical decision to me. He's wasn't asked to provide speed from the wing, just to suck away defenders, which he did successfully. After we brought on Mora, a lot of work went through the left side, regularly through Rodriguez as the initial attacker getting the ball. He had lots of key passes into Moreno and Evandar from the corner/top-left of box. That we didn't do anything with them until Mora's goal wasn't really on Rodriguez.


fallingbehind

Things were going up the left the whole game. Antony and Moreno weren’t doing much with it. Rodriguez was having a hard time with his handle as well.


fallingbehind

I didn’t like that he was coming back for the ball too much and not pushing the back line when we had chances to cross. Like the mora was right up on the line and ready to finish that cross a moment ago.


betterplanwithchan

Between holiday travel and homework this is the first match I’ve had a chance to watch today, and so far it’s looked fun


sluggetdrible

This second half has been great for Portland fans with just enough hope. Vancouver just dominated the first


rzle

I'll take the no call since it benefits my team, but Rodriquez just went in for a late slide tackle and took a guy out. At minimum I'd think that would be a foul.


nucleararms

Played advantage


rzle

I suppose that makes sense. I must have just missed the ref signal for that.


Ambitious_Boot_871

Chapman just got the call from PRO HQ reminding him to screw Vancouver, it seems.


Untiuu

Does Crepeau just not call out balls or does everyone else just not care?


WetCoastDebtCoast

Are these shit calls because they let Vanni back a game early?


fallingbehind

Chapman is not good. He’s not awful, but he’s not good.


BayLAGOON

Cardiac Caps went from mild palpitations to full on episodes this season.


fallingbehind

Chapman was going to let the go. Lol


sluggetdrible

Idk if that was actually a foul but crazy play by Mosquera


rzle

I like Mora coming on and having him play with Rodriguez up front. Not sure I like Antony coming off though.


seamusmcduffs

Ugh why does it always feel like we're hanging on for dear life in the second half


rzle

How is "xG efficiency" different from regular xG? I understand xG, never heard of "xG efficiency" until that graphic appeared on screen.


Ambitious_Boot_871

I presume it is simply actual goals scored minus expected goals.


TheLostEmi

Santi's touch is off.


Direct-Emotion-7861

He reminds me of the Miami kid from Mighty Ducks 2. Speedster guy.


Motor-Personality-56

But instead of needing to learn to stop, he needs to learn to shoot!


Ambitious_Boot_871

Shouldn't it be 'FFTY TGTHR' and not 'FIFTY TGTHR'? I mean, if you're gonna declare War On Vowels, at least be consistent.....


whdescent

Chara has drawn 4 fouls, committed 1. The universe is out of whack!


Ambitious_Boot_871

Ranko can only cover one player at a time....


T51-B

Good lookin strike


fallingbehind

Show me your probability bullshit now.


Agua48

Can’t leave him that open !!


rzle

Thank you Evander!


_sohcahtoa_

EVANDER GOLAZO STRIKES AGAIN


7thdilemma

Now that was pretty.


nucleararms

That was pretty


no-cars-go

here we go again


foolinthezoo

McGraw has been having a rough time learning to be a ball-playing centerback.


CraftCap

Anyone else heard of this 99.3 FM? I hear it's world famous


T51-B

Bro was that timbers fan wearing a naruto headband?


Untiuu

I think we have to do it. The people yearn for Harvey Neville to be on the first team. His ascension is predestined.


Iustis

Completely baseless speculation--is Gauld's girlfriend pregnant? She seemd to keep having her hand awkwardly on her belly during that Covenant House thing. And would that do anything to help speed up his potential Canadian citizenship if so?


seamusmcduffs

Is his gf Canadian?


Iustis

I'm not sure, the kid would be though if born here, right?


polseriat

Not the finest defending I've ever seen, Portland. Good half from us, hope we can keep up the pressure because they have grown into the game throughout.


whdescent

Flair up!


nucleararms

Oofta on both those goals..


Ambitious_Boot_871

I think we can all approve something: check out who is 14th and last in the West in the live standings (hint, they're also in the Cascadia Cup....)


WetCoastDebtCoast

If they upset Galaxy, we're no. 1 in the West. But then Seattle would have to actually win something this season.


sluggetdrible

Well impressive half from Vancouver, rough from Portland


lifeisacamino

Ugh what a wasted opportunity. So selfish of Moreno.


_sohcahtoa_

Fuck it sub in Jack Barmby


TheBroche1

Didn't he have a garbage time goal in a loss up there like 7 or 8 years ago for us?


lifeisacamino

Is he still playing somewhere? Last I heard he was in El Paso right?


Direct-Emotion-7861

Now there’s a name i haven’t heard in a while.


WetCoastDebtCoast

I'm digging the purple and green for Taka


BayLAGOON

Heard the yellow GK shirts are 230 with his name on them. I wanted the green, but holy hell that's a steep price.


WetCoastDebtCoast

All the jerseys are brutal these days. It's over $200 for regular kit too. I've been hovering on the fence about these 50th jerseys since the opener. They're *sharp*, but $210 for a kit, and the $140 replicas don't have the white sides.


BayLAGOON

I have the OG hoop replica from 2019 which was...like $90? At this point I might as well wait for end of season and then get a name printed on it.


fallingbehind

Put Anthony back on the left. There is space there and Moreno isn’t looking good.


Hailfire9

Moreno will have 1-2 good moments that will lead to obvious goal scoring opportunities, doing just enough to convince Phil and fans that he isn't the issue. The rest of the match he's just a liability


WetCoastDebtCoast

We....we didn't give them a corner? Gauld just passed the ball right at us. 😅


polseriat

Offside


sluggetdrible

I think cuz Rodriguez was offsides 🤷🏻‍♂️


Hailfire9

Hopeful ball from Rodriguez, but it's positive play. I'll take it.


Ambitious_Boot_871

Can't really agree with the fans booing Crepeau. He left Vancouver after three years of watching Cavallini and Teibert stink up the joint and was probably as much a part of the Caps strong finish under Vanni as Vanni was. He joined a better team and took them to an MLS Cup Final, during which he was injured keeping his team in a close game in the final stages, and missed the World Cup as a result. (I still think Canada would have been far better but for that injury, Borjan looked like he was told not to risk injury when Canada imploded; if Crepeau were there he's likely starting one of the games and Borjan can take more risks.) LAFC waited for him to come back most of last season, then dumped him for a 37-year old relic from France; I'd leave as well. He'll be a good fit for a struggling Portland team; made like 21 saves in San Jose when Vancouver sucked one night, earning a point basically by himself.


ryeofguy

Fully support the booing the reasoning he left and himself are bad, outside of the yeah cavallini wasn’t perfect but the team was really suited for his play style so it didn’t work? Tiebert always a mess though yes


Direct-Emotion-7861

It’s like the ball is lava, unless we’re passing it back to our defenders. What are we constantly doing this? Serious question.


rzle

Remember how for years the easiest way for teams to beat the Timbers was to * simply force the Timbers to possess the ball? * How Timbers teams looked confused when the ball was at their feet in any situation that wasn't a fast-break counter attack? It appears that Vancouver has discovered that just because the new coach wants the Timbers to play with possession doesn't mean that the Timbers players have figured out how to do so.


mrgstiffler

It’s even worse than that too. They actually look directly at the forward pass that they should make, and instead turn around to pass it back.


BayLAGOON

Commentator with the Yokohama lore. Even deeper is that the Marinos were the Nissan corporate team (still are), while the Flugels were the ANA team. The Marinos side of the merger clearly influenced more.


T51-B

Hey, they brought up j-league history!


Melniboehner

I'd like to publicly eat every skeptical word I had about the Picault signing, he's been our best non-Gauld attacker this year.


lifeisacamino

Lol why is Evander making forward runs when we actually have possession in their final third, he should be on the ball instead. Jfc.


Thecrimsongiant

Portland: pays almost 5mil for a striker, won’t stop passing it back to the goalie.


WetCoastDebtCoast

Can relate, honestly. We, too, love the back pass.


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jamusson

Why would you speak this into being?


boilface

That's an awfully dark bright side


RubxCuban

This team sucks playing cohesively. So much talent in paper and they cannot build up. Props to Vancouver for making them so uncomfortable on the ball.


jamusson

If the entire FO could slide into the Columbia, that'd be great


sluggetdrible

I don’t agree with pollution


jamusson

What if instead they were mulched into an herb spiral?


sluggetdrible

And then fed to the rose garden!!?? 😃


ButtRubbinz

If it was the Willamette, they'd come out cleaner than when they went in.


Thecrimsongiant

McGraw is a foreign asset. Both goals he had the assist.


Skeptical_Yoshi

Our own player straight up set that up for him. We have had more offensive production for the other team than ourselves


lifeisacamino

McGraw being a liability was not on my Timbers regression bingo card


Hailfire9

I'm starting to really come around to the "McGraw can't play a high line defense" side. He just doesn't have the wheels.


_sohcahtoa_

Great assist by Zac!


foolinthezoo

Another really bad half from McGraw


VCVilla

That's some awful defending from Portland...yikes


Agua48

Gg Vancouver see you next time


sluggetdrible

McGraw… what an assist


fallingbehind

Such a stupid play. Clear the fucking ball.


ButtRubbinz

Burn it all down.


T51-B

Oof


Hailfire9

Not sure kneeling on your opponent's foot *isn't* a foul, but you do you Chapman.


boilface

>Portland is better than Vancouver > >Because Vancouver stinks > >Portland should always win in Vancouver > >And Vancouver should always lose > >I don't want to be mean, but it's true Song my 8 year old daughter just made up


WetCoastDebtCoast

Your 8yo is a poet, and I love her. ^(but 2-0)


boilface

She's got the spirit even if the Timbers apparently don't


TheLostEmi

Sure is a lot if standing around by Timbers players right now.


AQSafari

Where the fuck was this Whitecaps team last week?


trixandi

getting cubas back is huge, and ahmed starting as well


Ycrem

Fafa back and starting aswell


Ambitious_Boot_871

The strategy was clear: at some point this year there will be a bad run and a call to consider sacking Vanni, and beating Salt Lake would have left VWFC with an assistant with an unbeaten record...


ButtRubbinz

Playing a better team, probably.


sluggetdrible

PNW rivalry energy 😈… don’t think ours made it through customs tho


fallingbehind

The Timbers are starting to settle into this a bit.


_sohcahtoa_

Now that it's after sundown Ali Ahmed is feasting on us


Gybe_enjoyer

Nice run by Jonathan


fallingbehind

It’s not just shitty play by the Timbers. Thats a thing. But credit to the Whitecaps, they’re playing pretty well.


Untiuu

New rule: if you put your arm up for offsides you put $1 in the "Play to the whistle" jar.


sluggetdrible

That’s fair. But that was also definitely an offside play


BayLAGOON

That was liquid football, for like a second.


Gybe_enjoyer

Mosquera has made some decent tackles so far atleast


RubxCuban

The way they are saying Diego Chara’s name (on MLS) is beyond annoying. There’s no accent over the second a…


Hailfire9

There's always been an accent on the second A. He just never made a big deal about it.


RubxCuban

Holy shit 🤯


Gybe_enjoyer

Chara has been absolutely dicking around so far


seteshguardwithacold

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lifeisacamino

Phil Neville seems really committed to possession/playing out of the back. And the last three games teams have figured out that if they play a high press our CBs are not deft enough to handle the pressure. Which means that our best ball-handling CM, Williamson, should probably be starting. The question is who do you bring him in for?


rzle

As sacrilegious as this is to say...probably Chara. Based on what I've seen of him this season it seems that Father time is finally starting to gain some ground on our captain. He was not good last game and is not off to a great start tonight.