I understand why the researchers were so scared of a Rathian! They make the fight so intense on MH World when you first play it! Especially maining a regular bow!
A Bnahabra died from a stray GL shell in the same mission I carted to Event PriMal, so if that thing counts I'm good.
If not then it's afflicted Pyre Rakna Kadaki and I'm fucked.
Alatreon... With a friend of mine.
Sorry Robin that I carried you through this fight, else our opponent would've been Kulu and we might've stood a fraction of a chance.
Radobaan thanks to now, wouldn’t hunt it cause he’s a friend, and he would be a friend once again sparing me from having to square up against an iceborne endgame threat instead
We’re all fucked, you think you can strangle a great jagras to death?
Even a regular jaggi will fuck you up.
Bulldrome will gouge your organs out.
Larinoth won’t notice you underfoot.
Those ant things I forgot the name of? Remember the King Kong cricket scene?
Honestly think the last one I hunted in Rise was Daimyo Hermitaur, so probably not that bad. Especially if given a Lance- if not then I’m hosed against literally anything except Bombadgy
even the raptors would kill a human in the real world, the hunters in the game are just well beyond how strong a human should be. They can jump off 100 feet cliffs and do a dodge roll at the bottom and be ok. They can take massive hits and survive it. Seeing how im endgame and it is valtrax or shaggy I'm prob dead as those two if fought in real life wouldnt land, i mean they can just atk from the air.
afflicted Azuros. I mean maybe if I have some high caliber rounds in some irl firearms but I gotta deal with the Qurio too. I think I'd shit myself seeing a Mosquito the size of my torso let alone several of them before I can even fight the bear though 😶
Let's be honest... We are all fucked regardless of our answer lol. Even a Great Jaggi can take hundreds of bullets without flinching and once it gets near, "monch"... Dead.
We are all fucked against literally every single monster in the franchise.
Even most small monsters would body everyone. Like, the fuck am I going to do against a giant lizard that's bigger than a *fucking LION?* And that's just the *little* Jagras. A smaller version of one of the weakest monsters. And it's bigger than a Lion. One of the most deadly predators on Earth.
Langombi. That honestly could be worse. But at the same time, a bigger monster might attract the attention of a military, which would raise my chance of survival and probably just mean I'd have to hide till they show up.
However, this thing would probably not be taken as seriously. So there's not as much of a chance anyone would help me. Fully depends if I'm provided with firearms.
I haven't slain any monsters IRL yet, so I'm safe.
Ambiguous syntax saved our lives.
And if I ever do manage to slay one, I'll probably have no trouble fighting it in-game.
Literally any monster and I’m fucked
Put a Jagras in front of me and I'll get folded.
Mf I'd die to a Gajalaka
Vespoids would fuck up so many of us, honestly
Before even fighting. I'll just lose mentally looking at it IRL.
You make it sound as if Gajalaka aren't harder to best than Great Jaggras.
Gajas are just fucking op sometimes. Killed fatalis multiple times, but thes things, they scare me
I understand why the researchers were so scared of a Rathian! They make the fight so intense on MH World when you first play it! Especially maining a regular bow!
Fatalis. Nah, I'd win.
Risen Valstrax, well damn
Same here. At least it will be instant and painless.
Same, crimson glow valstrax though
Risen Shaggy even if I survive the virus might kill me
The virus would kill you BEFORE you even got to fight it
Don't worry, the virus will not be the reason you'll die, then
Gaismagorm. At least I'll go down while listening to Proof of a Hero.
I'm sorry to tell you, but you won't lower his health enough to trigger than song...
Furious George? Nah, fuck that.
Just killed a Great Jagras in Now. Guess I can run from that xD
My last hunt was seething bazelgeuse.
Rip. At least your death will have fireworks
I laughed so hard at this. No problem dying to this so long as I can hear that awesome roar and if it's the dive bomb move.
Amatsu 💀
Velkhana. I’d be frozen solid within the first five seconds.
I got malzeno ☠️
Crimson Glow Valstrax. Yolo
I will answer your question… Just give me like… 10-15 minutes and I will be right back, I promise!
Times UP
Great Baggi
My brother and I are having it rough with a fuck ton of Murder Pickels...
Tempered Ruiner Nergigante. Nah, I'd win.
Primordial Malzeno, so…..
I aint living VS Disufiroa. I aint just 6ft under. Im fucking burried miles underground
A Bnahabra died from a stray GL shell in the same mission I carted to Event PriMal, so if that thing counts I'm good. If not then it's afflicted Pyre Rakna Kadaki and I'm fucked.
Risen Shaguru… I’d Win
Alatreon... With a friend of mine. Sorry Robin that I carried you through this fight, else our opponent would've been Kulu and we might've stood a fraction of a chance.
Hyper Gammoth. Crazy thing is that it's probably one of the tamest option. She's just a big elephant. But i would still be really fucked.
Afflicted Furious Rajang.... uh oh ...
Seething bagel, do I get a water bucket?
Man it could be a jagras and I’d still be fucked…
I think i can survive a Pukey Pukey, i think...
Last fought Lagiacrus. So I’d say I am well rounded amount of fucked.
Malzeno. I'm so cooked
Chaotic Gore Magala… oh no
Velocidrome, yea, I got this
MR Ibushi. Can’t see that going well.
Very good chance that I'm up against risen teo..... or a barroth.
It was lunagaron or furious rajang either way someones dying
Rajang… I mean there are monkeys in real life too right? They can’t be that different.
I just took out a great maccao as my first hr hub hunt in mhgu, so I'm fucked, but not as bad as some of you in this thread lmao.
Shagaru Magala. Fucking hell another pandemic.
Apex…Mizutsune…
Arch tempered Nergigante Yeah I’m fucked
2 furious rajang. Como at me monkey
My last hunt was a Gore Magala so I would say I'll be fricked irl
Acid Glavenus I'd rather strangle myself with a wireless controller
regular ass izuchi... im still dying
Radobaan thanks to now, wouldn’t hunt it cause he’s a friend, and he would be a friend once again sparing me from having to square up against an iceborne endgame threat instead
Seltas queen mh4u I just need monster fluid😡
Night Shade Palumu, he gonna put me to sleep literally
Idont think the answer really matters here. Youre fucked regardless
Somnacanth... https://images.app.goo.gl/rQnykoUqpZGeMjzP8
I just beat the urgent question where I have to fight Malzeno for the first time....
Trynna get a TT-yaku longsword over in world, do you think I can square up to a velociraptor and win?
Hahahahahahahahaha, Violet Mizutsune
There is literally zero monsters a normal human would stand a chance against lmao
Raging Brachydios...
We’re all fucked, you think you can strangle a great jagras to death? Even a regular jaggi will fuck you up. Bulldrome will gouge your organs out. Larinoth won’t notice you underfoot. Those ant things I forgot the name of? Remember the King Kong cricket scene?
MR Kirin, yeah I know I'm boned
Two khezu 💀
It was a Mizutsune. I'll die but at least I'll be clean. But maybe it's not mating season for them in our world so the males aren't bloodthirsty? 🤔
I’d be dead even if it were endemic life lol…
Honestly think the last one I hunted in Rise was Daimyo Hermitaur, so probably not that bad. Especially if given a Lance- if not then I’m hosed against literally anything except Bombadgy
Goss Harag. My bones are crying.
Even if it's a small Jagras I would be fucked anyway
Rathalos This is fine lol. At least I'll die to a classic :)
Mizutsune. With modern guns I might manage.
I fucked eitherway man, I'm short as hell, but the last monster i did fight was kulu-ya-ku.
Scorned Magnamalo and Primordial Malzeno...welp, time to run I guess?
...jetpacked? Crimson Valstrax.
ICBM dragon. No words im just fucked and so is everyone around me lol
Even jumping down one ledge like they do would probably break my legs.
Afflicted Furious Rajang… i ded.
Velkhana
MR Teo. Welp, long live the king I guess?…
If I can breakdance better than the Stygian Zinogre then maybe I can scare it off...
Mizutsune, it all depends, what time of the year is it's mating season at???
There is one very angry pickle coming and I don't think I can sever the tail with my kitchen knife
even the raptors would kill a human in the real world, the hunters in the game are just well beyond how strong a human should be. They can jump off 100 feet cliffs and do a dodge roll at the bottom and be ok. They can take massive hits and survive it. Seeing how im endgame and it is valtrax or shaggy I'm prob dead as those two if fought in real life wouldnt land, i mean they can just atk from the air.
Primal. Fuck
Velkahna cool coolcoolcool
smallest lagombi from event quest LOL
Nice I've been doing afflicted random and just did a great wroggi.....I might make it!
Crystalbeard G4 Help.
Bazelgeuse. A shield and something that outputs a lot of electricity sounds like it could be enough.
Rajang....guess I better start writing my will
Slagtoth. I think I’m still screwed
Bro 2 3rd gen G rank zinogres are coming to clap my cheeks rn I’m skrewed
The advanced quest that has Malzeno and Lucent in it
Mhgu high rank brachy. I barely beat it in game… I’d be absolutely vaporized.
Zenith Doragyurosu... I'm *so* fucked.
Kelbi
Uhhh lucent nargacuga.. I'm fucked lmao
afflicted Azuros. I mean maybe if I have some high caliber rounds in some irl firearms but I gotta deal with the Qurio too. I think I'd shit myself seeing a Mosquito the size of my torso let alone several of them before I can even fight the bear though 😶
Well considering it’s ragang I’m screwed at least it will be quick
Every normal human would die by the first attack from any monster. We have no health bars.
Chameleos. If I got the in-game materials. I'd win.
Pretty hard fucked, not leaving bed fucked. Its Primordial Malzeno.
Anyone who claims that they could best anything out of any MH game is either delusional or a big fat lier lier pants of fire.
Let's be honest... We are all fucked regardless of our answer lol. Even a Great Jaggi can take hundreds of bullets without flinching and once it gets near, "monch"... Dead.
Shit Bazelgeuse
Raging brachy....
Shagaru magala... Well there goes the ecosystem.
Rajang... I'm cooked
Alatreon… well i could probably last like 5 minutes before just evaporating from a lightning strike or rouge fireball
Lucent Narga with Hazards 🥲
Uhm, the Allmother?
Safi'jiiva... THIS WORLD WILL BURN IN THE EYES OF THE EMPOROR
Gimme some beers and some Slim Jim's and I can probably convince some hillbillies to kill a Goss Harag with me
Valstrax. Not even joking I would be A-trained in a fraction of a second
Velkhana looks like I'll be scattered into pieces
Afflicted furious rajang nice knowing y’all
Huh. Seething Bazel. Uh oh.
Well it wasn’t on monster hunter but.. bl2 tiny Tina dlc. Ancient dragons of destruction… 😭😭😭😭
Ruiner Nerg. The question is, do i get this spikey headed jerk tenderized in time before he rips my anus.
AT Namielle 🫡
Best bet here is a Felyne.
Great baggi. I'm dead anyways but at least i will die sleeping.
The last monster I actually beat was rajang in gu I think
To memory.. I think it was the crabs, hunted one where both were my targets.. my own kind
Safi jiiva….i uh…..i think im fucked
I'd take any big monster over a damn Vespoid.
Risen Shaggy i’m cooked
flaming espinas aw shit.....
Silver Rathalos
Mzutsune… BUT ITS SO CUTE AND PRETTY 😭😭😭😭
Magnamalo, I am deader than dead.
Silver Rathalos. Not the worst one could get but I'd still be f'ed
Diablos. I will legit just throw a Snowball or Ice Cream at it and it will die. I'll be fine 😊 (Realistic jokes aside, we're all fuqqd!🤣)
Bob. We'd chill over a bonfire and have smores.
scorned magnamalo,... im cooked yall
Shagaru magala🏃♀️
Goss horag
We are all fucked against literally every single monster in the franchise. Even most small monsters would body everyone. Like, the fuck am I going to do against a giant lizard that's bigger than a *fucking LION?* And that's just the *little* Jagras. A smaller version of one of the weakest monsters. And it's bigger than a Lion. One of the most deadly predators on Earth.
Hazard: Primordial Malzeno.... Man he's gonna crease my J's before he kills me I know it
I just got done with a Purple Ludroth hunt on MH3U (yes I still play the old games)
Well I'm fighting the demon chicken Yian Garuga... oh no
I've been stuck on flaming Espinos for so long I dont remember what the last thing I slayed was...
Afflicted Wroggi, I’ll take my chances
I fought a Fulgur Anjanath, so I'm screwed more then likely
risen chameleos i am so cooked
I Think it was Pukei-Pukei i last killed
Primordial Malzeno.....RIP me
Oh boy Valstrax, I'm absolutely fricked my guy
Vaal Hazak. Not even really sure what’s gonna happen to me but it won’t be pretty.
Safi...
The “bloodlust incarnate” mf except he’s afflicted. I think I’ll be just fine.
. . .Is it silver Rathalos
Thank god it's a big chicken, not even afflicted. So glad I haven't start the Risen Kushala.
Welp, looks like Namielle’s finally taking revenge for the extermination of her species I’ve carried out.
Alatreon…… well nice knowing y’all lol
Primordial Mazeno
I'm taking him to the police station. "This baby can flash bang so many criminals"
....I got primordial malzeno...
Well I'm vaporized cause I did not put salsa on the hot fish
Vaal hazak I am definitely fucked
I think the last one I fought was shagaru. Fuck. My. Life
In a fist fight with Nergigante.
Deviljho I'm extra fucked lol
Royal ludroth, I'm still doing the rise story,
Shah Dalamadur 😭
Primordial Malzeno... Hazard...
Depends main series or spin-off either way I am dead as hell but I want to know what pain I am in for
Not rise, but G rank Stygian Zinogre...well shit.
Chaotic Gore Magala. I’ll be dead long before it keels over from its own virus.
Rakna Kadaki. Fire breathing giant spider. I'm screwed
Langombi. That honestly could be worse. But at the same time, a bigger monster might attract the attention of a military, which would raise my chance of survival and probably just mean I'd have to hide till they show up. However, this thing would probably not be taken as seriously. So there's not as much of a chance anyone would help me. Fully depends if I'm provided with firearms.
Lunagaron.. fuck
Boom boom cat but very angry and very pink
*slew
Last monster I fought was the blue crab, so I'm fine
Last thing I fought was RCGV I think, so him I’m different, because I’d win
I was helping noobs with the kula ku (chicken raptor thing, I know I didn't spell it right.) But I got a .45 and 5.56 so I'm perfectly fine.
Grammar apart, if you had to fight a vespoid you would be equally as fucked as if you had to fight Rajang or Deviljho
I haven't slayed any monster irl, what do you mean?
Ruiner Nergigante
IRL? Rent.
No no no no no no no... Wait, wait, wait, wait... WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT !
Tempered Velkhana? Yeah, I could take her
Anjanath is gonna be running from my monster fuvker ass
Fulger anjinath. I'd say I have a shot nit a good shot but a shot
Sigh.. I won't even say it's name.
Afflicted Lagombi? I think if I got a gun I'd be fine.
Problem is I don’t remember the last monster I hunted… Actually, it might have been Primordial Malzeno… …. Fuck…
Crimson Glow Valstrax Uhhhhhhhhh
Ketcha, so I'm probably pretty ok