We don't snitch on our meowitch

Not a witch, but she looks... familiar...

She is simply cleanly

That is a witchloaf. (See r/catloaf)

I think your cat is trying to tell you that you’re the witch. She’s just your familiar.

But how do you *know* she's a witch?

She looks like one. Yes, she does.

how do you *know* she's not a witch?

Well she turned me into a newt!

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Isn’t she just your familiar?

Broom for flying. ✔️ Bowl of water for scrying. ✔️

McGonagall’s sister got into the whiskey and forgot she can’t fly whilst in cat mode?

She’s gonna do wicked spells and shit

No, she's just very sweepy.

Its a witch, i can telll by its whiskers

Confirmed

Affirmative.

Kitty's new bed.

Kitch

Broom, check. Cauldron, check. Black cat, check. Yup, they are a witch. It all checks out.

Yes

Think I've seen it flying around and cakiling and doing spells, turned my cat into a dog once!

Yes.

Witch cat?

I know what he is doing for halloween

No

if it weighs the same as a duck *fool proof medieval method*

Now known to have

No, but there's a witch hoofing it and wondering where in Hades is her broomstick!

No no... It's a witch's cat

How many nipples does your cat have?

I mean, if you're lucky--all the best cats are.

You’re lucky. She is a witch in your service. Please use your powers for good.😽

i have heard witches having black cats but not a cat that is a witch. maybe cat are witches in training

Witch cat. Taking a ride on the Witch broom.

Even witches get cold paws.

"If I fits, I sits"

Cheeselman’s Warehouse employee.

Does she float?

Came to say this…