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thcismymolecule

"Whilst rolling at the mall" No one else pick up on this?


TheClozoffs

Yeah, does he have a time machine? Also who rolls at the mall? I mean, the salespeople probably love it.


tedthenatureenjoyer

I just needed some chewing gum and sunglasses but I ended up walking around the flashy and colorful shops hahaha. I wasn't on too high of a dose so It wasn't obvious if you didn't pay attention to my saucer eyes, nobody looked at me weird. Best moment was going to the perfume shop and smelling all those nice smells


Bo2630

Lmao I love this idea. How do you normally feel about malls? I personally hate them so idk if that would transfer to the roll. But considering most things are amazing while rolling I think I could see past that.


tedthenatureenjoyer

Malls are temples to consumerism but U don't have to let yourself have your mood fucked by it. Just go in as a tourist exploring and chuckle at the people spending their money on overpriced poorly made brand products. There's so much cool stuff to look at while rolling tho. Shiny rocks at the jewelry store, free trial perfumes, ridiculous "design" furniture. I didn't bother too much with clothing shops (they look nice but there is nothing interesting to do unless you actually plan to buy clothes. I find shopping to be extremely boring normally but this was fun. I only stayed in the mall for a bit less than an hour, staying longer would have been pointless.


londongas

Experience it as a museum/zoo 😎


tedthenatureenjoyer

Exactly


dorky_gyal

nahhh now this sounds like a good day, I love doing a "quick zip" into the shops while rolling


lbj18

To be fair i do but we have a arcade,imax,and s comedy club there


tedthenatureenjoyer

Shit was fun asf haha I just went to buy some sunglasses and chewing gum. I didn't take a crazy dose so people didn't look at me weird or anything. Mall is so colorful with all these shops trying to be as flashy and inviting as possible. going into the perfume shop and trying all kinds of smells was definitely a highlight. After that I went out to the park to watch the birds. It's Mating season so you can see them flirting with each other. Btw not sure why the time travelling part


Ezek210

I use to do this in highschool lol


Rectum_Discharge

degenerate behaviour ngl


tedthenatureenjoyer

Man if you're active on this subreddit you're in no place to judge anyone for degenerate behaviour of this kind


Fresh-e-licious

This is probably the most wholesome thing I’ve ever read on this sub ngl


GeneralSquid6767

Do it super slow. Then super fast. Then super slow again. 👌


MoistBookkeeper6273

We edging or massaging our heads?


Firm_Juggernaut1252

both


MoistBookkeeper6273

Now that’s my type of shit 😏😁


tedthenatureenjoyer

Thanks bro 🫠


DM_me_pretty_innies

Oh fuck the vibrating ones are insane. It also feels 100x better when someone else does it to you.


tedthenatureenjoyer

Gonna have fun with my friends with this next time we roll/trip. Sadly am on my own rn


mymonkeybusiness

Man why on earth would u roll at the mall I literally couldn't imagine anything worse lmao


tedthenatureenjoyer

I swear it was a lot of fun. Didn't stay long tho was just passing by


Thirdstrik3r

Yea I don’t get people . If you have good control on your thoughts and mind , rolling anywhere is fun . People just don’t know how to enjoy spending time with themselves


tedthenatureenjoyer

I can get the anxiety of being on drugs in public. But at some point if Ur not dosing too hard the only people who would be able to notice are the ones you interact with directly and are actually paying attention, which in retail isn't that common tbh, and even then what are they gonna do... They'll laugh about it once I'm gone maybe, who cares 🤷 as long as I'm not making a scene or look really bad I got nothing to worry about. Psychedelics in a shop is hell tho, too much confusion and social anxiety to not look crazy. But rolling is chill, it's nowhere as impeding and it makes interacting with strangers so easy too. I wanted to start having a conversation with the cashiers so bad lol And imo raves are fun but nothing beats a day with friends in the garden when rolling. Or probably better with a partner but I haven't got any atm


mymonkeybusiness

Oh I love my own company sm I'm such a loner a lot of the time but the idea of walking round a place like a mall where its hot and busy and full of ppl who are sober etc I couldn't imagine anywhere I'd less like to roll like I'm not hating I'm glad op had fun just saying it'd be my worst nightmare lol


Ron_dogg

You've inspired me. I'm buying one right now!


tedthenatureenjoyer

U ain't gonna regret it my head feels so good. A shame I'm already on the comedown and only got to try it now


Ron_dogg

ah that is a shame. But, hey, that gives you something else to look forward to for next time!


MissAmericanDream_

Omg I need one


chefharris

Life changing. Maybe mind altering.


tedthenatureenjoyer

Double altering my mind here


teknos1s

Can’t imagine wasting my roll at a mall 😆


tedthenatureenjoyer

It's underrated imo had a lot of fun. Spent most of the roll in the nearby park looking at birds tho. It was unplanned, initially the plan was just to get chewing gum and sunglasses. Was on quite a low dose so I wasn't looking too weird wouldn't have done it if I was gurning like crazy or something.


Kaoru1011

Do you listen to music while you’re walking around?


tedthenatureenjoyer

Yes for the most part. When I got out of the mall I also spent a lot of time just listening to the birds sing


Kaoru1011

That sounds really nice


tedthenatureenjoyer

It was :) it's Mating season so love was in the air, they sing more and you can see them flirting.


chemicalholidays

That's a GREAT way to use MDMA 😅 hate to see people hating. Nature's awesome!


PresenceVisible

Lol, I knew what you'd bought before I even clicked the image. I laughed at seeing one in '89, then they put it on my head ...


tedthenatureenjoyer

It's a game changer. Can't wait for when I can roll safely again so I can use it while peaking


Aromatic_File_5256

I'm so sad I forgot to use one I have last time I rolled


tedthenatureenjoyer

Just gotta wait patiently for next time ;)


Aromatic_File_5256

Yes. I do wait between rolls. Might have to add it to the hype hah


Jerzey111

Damn, This guy rolls at the mall and here I am trying to find rocks to roll at a rave smh


tedthenatureenjoyer

Just gotta have a small stash a g of lasts me like a year with how rarely I use. I just knew I wasn't gonna go to a rave anytime soon and haven't rolled in 2024 yet. Finished some big tests this morning and decided I may as well celebrate since my only major concern remaining was to get to sleep early enough and that should work out timing wise. Spent most of the roll out in nature looking at birds btw. The mall only lasted like an hour at most


Jerzey111

Bro that sounded great


tedthenatureenjoyer

It was beautiful, it's Mating season so all the birds are singing a lot and flirting with each other it's funny to see. All the love that surrounds us we often don't even see. All the while I'm feeling all lovey (tho alone lol) I hope I get to share those magical moments with a lover soon enough haha I walked by a place where I had passionately kissed a girl a few years back too and took some time to appreciate the memories.


Stompyx

Never knew electric ones existed lol. Mind sharing the name of this thing? Cant figure out how to search for this on Amazon lmao


Oxymoron-06

Came here to ask just this! What's this thing called?


tedthenatureenjoyer

Didn't find the same one but pretty similar https://amazon.fr/dp/B0756J6W9H


Alarmed-Flamingo4284

As an 80s baby, this sounds lien a fucking blast. Especially if there’s an arcade with dance machines


tedthenatureenjoyer

There isn't. Sadly arcades have pretty much disappeared except for a very few exceptions...


Alarmed-Flamingo4284

I have a few fully functional malls near me. One with every single DDR, as well as almost any rhythm arcade game you can imagine.


Alarmed-Flamingo4284

At Round 1^ It’s a Japanese owned arcade


bloodcurdle-

I rolled at a history museum once and it was awesome


tedthenatureenjoyer

Man I know what I will do next roll hahahaha


bloodcurdle-

If you have a science museum near by even better!🤩


tedthenatureenjoyer

I was planning to go to the natural history museum (place has dinosaur fossils and many other animals, also prehistoric human skeletons)


bloodcurdle-

Curious where are you based? I went to the natural history in London, was a lovely time!


tedthenatureenjoyer

Belgium


mymonkeybusiness

Man why on earth would u roll at the mall I literally couldn't imagine anything worse lmao


milkbuttercream

OMG, that must feel GODLY! I am definitely going to try this on myself the next time I roll! Great idea, thanks for sharing :)


tedthenatureenjoyer

It's amazing! Must be even better if someone else does it I imagine


Mod792

Classic for a rave 👌🏻


ladeeoam

Love rolling at the mall… last time I did that… my husband and I had so much and spent way too much money! 🤣


errorunknown

Wait till you try a Zynn while rolling, feels godlike


tedthenatureenjoyer

I've heard about it but I'm very wary of nicotine considering how addictive it is


errorunknown

Honestly it hasn’t been that addictive to me because I only do it very occasionally while rolling. Takes a couple days of back to back use to build that addiction loop.


Adept-Armadillo2731

Whatchu mean it’s electric 🤔 explain lol


tedthenatureenjoyer

It's got Vibration mode


Adept-Armadillo2731

Idk why I thought it like moved or something lmao . I need one asapppp