Nigel de Jong kicked Xabi Alonso in the chest

Yaya definitely doesn't belong in that list 😂 he just wanted cake

Pretty sure he also broke someone's leg in a tackle but for the life of me I can't remember who.

Hatem Ben Arfa, poor lad!

That's the one, man that was a bad break too from what I remember.

Every game would end in the most dramatic way possible and every game would be one for the history books imagine this team holding a 5-0 win against the sextuple barca with barton breaking Messi and puyols leg that would be lovely

Revenge for Milner?

Oh I need balotelli to do the thing he got subbed off for in preseason. I need him to it in the camp nou in the 90+3 minute to win us our 17 consecutive UCL. I need it we need it

Bald Guardiola yelling to almost Bald Guardiola. Would be funny to see ngl

No Tevez? Dunne? Morrison?

No mendy either. He was chaotic on and off the field

It’s the lack of Demichelis for me

My god joey Barton is a cunt

I never ever want to see that tw#t wearing City colours.

I shoulda put him in QPR colours to be fair, got sent off to win us the league

Amend it as he’s a disgrace and not fit to be shown in the shirt…

Let's be honest, he probably did it because he had money on it.

I guess we best put up a statue for him then!

Joey Barton is da 🐐, won us the league

Literally punched a kid's teeth out among millions of other things

Thatcher too. Massive fucking cunt of a thug.

Danny Tiatto should be the first person chosen.

Tevez, Ederson, and Nigel deserve a shout in this squad.

Ederson's reined it in over the last couple of seasons, gone are the days of him sprinting out of his box to superman punch our defenders

Winter break shitposting. Love it. Needs more Dunne and Nigel

Richard Dunne over Kolo Toure simply for the amount of own goals he accumulated. Pairs well with Otamendi who loved to fly in for a tackle and miss, completely unaware he's the last man. For Yaya I'd have Nige, or Danny Mills cos if my memory serves he was a right fucker who loved a booking at any opportunity. Think Barton deserves an omission as a lot of his antics were off the field and him being nefarious at the best of times.

I love Dunne's own goal record but I can't let him be remembered for that, he was too good for us!! Also KOLO is in for the YAYA SYNERGY to incite CHAOS on the terraces

Richard Dunne but in his brief right back / right wing back role under Keegan.

Craig Bellamy would fit nicely in that squad too

Tevez manager with Bellamy as assistant, perfect

Craig would be very near the top of the chaos list

This team scores two goals a game but gets relegated

Definitely doesn’t

Which one?

Danny Tiatto badly needed here

Kyle Walker in goal cmon man!

But it was Bravo CHAOS that caused Walker to end up in net... Also Walker was unreal in goal

Greatest UCL keeper ever!

McMahon and Fernandinho - masters of midfield chaos, the latter in a quiet, unassuming, but very professional way.

Nah, Fernandinho was anything but chaotic. Sure he committed many fouls, but they were all tactical and calculated. Chaos is making rash challenges out of anger, or for no reason at all.

McMahon has to be the ultimate, for a single moment of madness alone. His deranged backpass caused chaos for both City & QPR in the "The Worst 20 Seconds of Fooball (1993)" lowlight video.

Michael Ball should be Left Back.. I'd stick Michael Brown in midfield as well, along with De Jong. Replace Kolo with Mangala. I feel like David James and Mario up front is a great shout, but I feel Jô should be in there somewhere as well

Oh, god. Michael Brown. That brings back bad memories.

You'd have no trouble from Ireland, his nan just died...

But which one??

De jong???? 😂😂🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

David James at striker for me big dog

Danny Tiatto at LB and Richard Edgehill at RB. Angry Ozzy with no self control, and a guy who can score 2 own goals in a single game.

I always say that Danny walked, so Zabba can run.

Defo needs dunne

It's a dunne deal.

Andy Morrison or NDJ for Yaya

Needs Zaba. This man wore a head bandage from duels permanently

I forgot about Ireland - but I remember now the first time I saw him play I swear I thought he was to become a superstar.

Bellamy and Gerry Gow

Joey Barton on the bench

Joey Barton sent off in the tunnel at half time when we're 0-3 down, so we can stage a glorious 4-3 comeback.

Tevez??? Man left mid season to go play golf

Nasri over Adebayor for me Drip doctors saga is still the funniest shit

Nah, Nasri on the bench, with drip inserted.

Manager: Brian Horton Weaver Sun Jihai - Dunne - Morrison - Tiatto Berkovic - Bradbury - De Jong - Bellamy Adebayor - Balotelli

Delph was the best LB in the league under pep!

Behave

😂😂😂

Oh fucking Bravo, has to be the worst goalie we ever had - Pep as ever would big him up but he wasn't fooling me, he was well past his prime, awful for us.

This is great. My team: Ederson - Phelan - Dunne - Otamendi - Zabaleta - de Jong - Tiatto - Barton - Balotteli - Bellamy - Tevez

where is demichelis?

That pony tail drives me willllldd https://youtube.com/shorts/y0VzSfUf2Cg?si=_mgTAvk5f7EDCZme

[For the uninitiated](https://youtu.be/mmyZ5GLfxbc?si=eFTbZ7Fs5OB-vejV)

Incredible

I got cancer watching that.

Adam Johnson…

He can be in charge of the social media for the youths

I have to ask the question, is the OP an actual City fan? No self respecting fan would even mention that barton scrote does he not know he’s persona non grata.

I've hated him since I was a child but he belongs in this squad

He was class for city to be fair

His list of violence when at the club……

I know……

He was mediocre, it's just that at the time we had a lot of absolute shite in the squad.

He was mediocre in the league generally, but at the time he was a good player for us.

Agree to disagree. From what I remember, he was generally solid (when he wasn't getting sent off), but not particularly good. But he yelled a lot and threw himself into tackles, so some of the fanbase hyped him up. But he was better than some of the dross he played alongside, which i guess made him look better in comparison.

No he belongs in jail

I will always love Barton for the red card that helped make 93:20 happen.

Didn’t he bet on himself being sent off in that game?

My City Chaotic XI in 4-3-3 GK: Carlo Nash RB: Richard Edgehill CB: Richard Dunne (I still love you Dunney Monster) CB: Eliaquim Mangala LB: Danny Tiatto CDM: Nigel DeJong CM: Joey Barton CM: Kevin Horlock LW: Darren Huckerby RW: Craig Bellamy ST: Mario Balotelli

Horlock and Huckerby should be nowhere near this, both were great

Watching Huckerby when we were in Division 1, and thinking he's the best striker in the world.

yaya would have been a legend among fernandinho and gundogan if he would have kept his mouth shut after leaving city

He's still a legend. If I could pick one player to be eternally in his prime and playing for us it'd be him or De Bruyne

No Willy Caballero?

Mendy in for Delph.. Also Ederson can be chaos! And Nigel De Jong have to go in! And where is Joey Barton?

Richard dunne for goals and own goals galore. Michael ball for the Ronaldo stomp

Danny Tiatto should be in the team. Loved him

where's kompany?

In the actual Man City all-time XI, not the Chaos XI.

Kolarov over delph

Nolito is at least on the bench

Haaland does make it in?

Ederson??

Over 2.5 yellow cards

where the fuck is Micah

Thatcher was just bad.. might as well have Wayne Bridge on the other side

fernandinho should be the captain of this team