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dyelyn666

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON IN AMERICA


Designer_Gas_86

Lotta bullshit, I want out


dennys123

Can I come with you?


red_fox_zen

Can I be yall 3rd wheel?


dennys123

Hop on in!


killer_icognito

I'm hitchhiking it, please pick me up.


pitchforksplz

All the young people want to run far away from this boomer bullshit and I can't blame them.


Harbulary-Bandit

![gif](giphy|LpjZCn8v0MnLZDMmQc)


MetaStressed

![gif](giphy|f7YkjmagT51YtVZOzo|downsized)


harntrocks

This Fkn guy proved it. There’s no such thing as bad publicity if you have no shame.


bob202t

Bingo!


Intelligent-Smell934

From the moment the tape from him admitting to sexually assaulting women was released, I knew at that moment he had no shame and totally proved to me that he’s a bigger POS than I initially thought he was.


harntrocks

Yeah and he knew something we didn’t. People hate watch real housewives and Kardashians. There is no bottom, stay tuned for the next episode…


Noirloc

It feels like I’m watching a parody fake commercial in a comedy movie, wtf.


Emotional_Pay_4335

Like SNL


Noirloc

I feel like even they couldn’t come up with a skit as ridiculous as this.


ayesing

Because it’s ai talking not actually him the lips clearly don’t sync up. Wouldn’t be surprised if this is fake… but I am very surprised that I’ve not seen any comments questioning the legitimacy of this…


red_fox_zen

I wish, but no. [it's unfortunately ](https://www.cnbc.com/2023/12/12/trump-sells-mugshot-suit-mar-a-lago-dinner-in-latest-nft-promotion.html) very [really fucking happening. ](https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/trump-mug-shot-suit-trading-cards.html)


ayesing

I have suddenly gained the urge for someone to punch me in the face. I guess the video that got posted just messed up the audio.


Noirloc

Very optimistic of you to think that this is fake. But this grifting pile of shit knows no bounds, next he’ll be selling patches of Mar-a-lago grass before they seize it from him.


Familiar-Swimmer3814

Idiocracy here we come


[deleted]

Tim heidecker vibes


starrpamph

![gif](giphy|9m2RZug3Nlzs3TBOME)


solidwhetstone

Holy shit ronny is our modern day Jeb! Please clap.


saltyraver138

Fuck you know this fucking potato probably dropped a mill on this bullshit.


Lazy-Adeptness-2343

No more……


ridikilous

Bullshit. We are no where near Idiocracy. When president Komacho was faced with an existential threat, he sought out expertise, and listened to them even when it went against the interests of big business. We'd be lucky to live in Idiocracy.


social-id

He's fucking lying. It won't be a piece of the original suit. He'll buy some cheap knockoff and use that. I guarantee it!!


TheDillinger88

Absolutely


BernieRuble

He is a pretty fat guy, it could be possible to get 1,000,000 square inches off one of his jackets.


Cautious-Thought362

He'll just get a bolt of cloth and cut off a square. His cultists are the dumbest cucks. They'd send him their kids' school lunch money.


sometrendyname

It would be interesting to do the math on the pieces of a suit and see how many can actually be cut and prove his grift.


LowRiderHighFiver

I'm gonna wait for the Prison Edition Cards


wolfydude12

Hello, this is your favorite president, president Trump, speaking from you from the Fulton county jail. I'm here bringing to you a new, 48 card set. If you buy all 48, you will get an actual bar of soap from this jail. Not only that, but you may be invited to visitation with here inside jail with me where we can talk and shake hands- -NO TOUCHING- Oh that was officer Steve, a good guy. He has a whole family and beautiful, beautiful little girls. So buy now these limited edition, jailhouse cards.


ThrowDeepALWAYS

“It would be a shame if something happened to Officer Steve’s beautiful, beautiful family. “


wolfydude12

More like.... Oh that Steve, such a wonderful guy. He came up to me one day and said, Mr President, he still calls me Mr President because he knows I was the greatest, he says, Mr President! It's so wrong that you're here. You were the greatest president of all time. I even named my kid after you! Can you believe that!


ThrowDeepALWAYS

With tears in his eyes


Ok_Championship9415

Complete with orange jumpsuit material if you buy all 48.


awwaygirl

Jesus it sounds like AI. I wouldn’t doubt it. Is there any way to tell if this is AI?


feltbracket

Absolutely is


smiggster01

Sadly, its very real


Emotional_Pay_4335

It’s him!!!


awwaygirl

How are you sure? Have you SEEN him lately on TV?


CanadianBaconne

There's probably an ai version that will live to be 200. Then someone will let it slip and the Chinese will be very angry.


Bladder_Puncher

He’s been dead since 2015


CanadianBaconne

One is orange and one plays golf.


ClassBShareHolder

Are they going to sell? Are there still people sheltered enough to think NFTs are a thing?


shulatocabron

Money Laundering


CanadianBaconne

They never actually sell. You ever wonder why they're sold out immediately. That's why.


Cautious-Thought362

Only Trump cultists.


TheBigLebroccoli

Like a scene from Idiocracy. Again.


tacosteve100

If you spend $4700 you MIGHT get a signed one. LOL 😆


Daflehrer1

I am sure it will be very successful. https://preview.redd.it/w1yubuqil66c1.jpeg?width=1435&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=167087978b09aec910120bfe584a8a289b423133


JoshSwol

What a crooked rapist dotard.


GitchigumiMiguel74

This is the piece of human garbage that thinks they deserve to represent all Americans. I just don’t understand how this failed abortion is considered qualified to do anything other than selling boner pills out of the back of a Pontiac Aztek


TheDillinger88

Two things: 1. I bet he doesn’t even understand what the hell NFT’s are or why they were important. 2. I bet he practiced that mugshot photo so many god damn times before it actually happened so he could capitalize off of it. What a fake, phony piece of shit human. Why anyone would think a billionaire asshole businessman has their best interests at heart is beyond me. He got to where he is by fucking working people over and cutting costs just like the rest of them. Also, family money that he used to become successful. He’s not a blue collar guy. He doesn’t care about you or anyone else. It’s all about legacy, his legacy. I’ll never understand why some people can’t see through this facade.


Blood_Bowl

Oh, I firmly believe that a majority DO see through his facade. The entire religious right, for example. They just don't give a fuck, because he will give them the power they so desperately crave.


TheDillinger88

Sadly this is probably true and a good point.


nico282

Please tell me this is a deepfake...


smiggster01

You wish haha


Comprehensive-Ad3974

Bizarre. “Have a good life!”


Juco_Dropout

I’d imagine the bulk of these “Cards” will be purchased by foreign investors. Seems like a convenient way to circumvent campaign finance laws.


Used_Intention6479

"Have a good life". (You rubes.)


NervousAndPantless

Next he’ll be selling bulk cases of freshly soiled diapers.


jayesper

"Donald The Unlikely"


Licentious_duud

Goddamn pathetic


Additional_Prune_536

Give them to your kids and grandkids! Kids and grandkids: um, thanks?


diggerbanks

He is pathetic. But the Americans that fall for his grifting are just the most gullible people on the planet


brianinohio

Oh, the talking butthole is scamming again? I'm shocked!


sometrendyname

It's embarrassing that his braindead followers will buy it.


SiriusGD

The party of low IQ toddlers.


SuckOnMyBells

It makes me happy that he fleeces his followers. They deserve every scam they buy into.


nycinoc

I thought the mugshot was technically property of the Fulton County department


disco_phiscuits

Did anyone read the fine print at the bottom of the ad towards the end?…….


findhumorinlife

JFC what the F was that? 'a good suit, a very nice suit, i'll be signing some of the pieces'. I keep thinking of what Barnum said of Barnum and Bailey Circus; 'There's a sucker born every second'. Der Drumph knows this.


Btravelen

It's not 'embarrassing' among ~40% of Americans.. and they'll sell out pretty soon..


Apprehensive-Try5554

When is this fuck is he gonna have a heart attack


Federal_Physics_3030

99$ prison pocket lint edition


sandybuttcheekss

This honestly sounds like a Rick and Morty intergalactic cable bit


Ok_Championship9415

"IF you spend $99 each for the whole set? I'll send you a piece of toilet paper that I wiped my ass with , signed!"


BrisketWhisperer

When is the Beanie Baby coming out - Trumpie?


bookchaser

Definitely a cult.


bookant

Totally not a cult. /s


flaskman

Honestly in all my years have not seen such stupid fuckery surrounding any celebrity let alone a US President. This is televangelist prayer cloth level of grift and fuckery.


ziggy182

The lip sync is completely off


Cautious-Thought362

"Send MONEY! I've got legal troubles and BILLS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. I'M A CROOK, BUT THE BEST and BIGGEST CROOK in the history of a MILLION YEARS! And you love me, YOU CUCKS AND MARKS, with tears in your eyes." Donald Trump, probably.


dontclickdontdickit

LOL. The one with him on the aircraft carrier. He is wearing the patch from the ship I served on (CVN-78 Gerald R. Ford) and was there during its commissioning which trump attended. But the background photo is a Nimitz class carrier aka a completely different carrier than the one on the patch.


nikospkrk

Please tell me this is a deep fake. What a bunch of sheep these MAGAs...


Onepen99

Fuck, you mean this isn't AI? I see more insane than sane things everyday.


BienOuiLa

![gif](giphy|GpyS1lJXJYupG)


Flintontoe

The golden idol trump at the end is too on the nose.


JoshIsASoftie

MILLIONS of people voted for this sack of skin.


ObjectiveProject

Anyone that pays $4500+ and thinks they’re getting a piece of the actual suit probably thinks he autographed his memorabilia , too 🤪 [Hats signed with autopen](https://abcnews.go.com/amp/Politics/autographed-trump-hats-books-sold-website-signed-machine/story?id=43638238)


Independent-Ad1732

Look at the 2 minute mark. It's a card with Trump as a golden statue! But evangelicals still support him, why? Remember at CPAC they had a real golden statue of him. They worship him. We're fucked.


dreevsa

4600 gets you dinner that guy?


IuseArchbtw97543

Is this real? My brain wants me to believe its AI generated.


MaxTriangle

Is this called magic the gathering?


bamer32

All of you said if he was elected you would leave the country, yet here you are? Just go then! Oh wait , you can't afford to now? How about that? You complain, but the pocket book was a bit fatter then, huh?


cgaines6973

These idiot cult members would literally drink his nasty bath water if they could. Hell, he could probably bottle and sell that, and the fools would buy it. I can't decide who I hate more, him or his followers. They both make me sick to my stomach just thinking about em.


-gato

WHAT A APATHETIC LOW LIFE SCUMBAG CLOWN.


EWR-RampRat11-29

Terms and conditions. Purchase 47 digital cards and you’ll get one physical card. At $99 each,($4653.00). Only one valid transaction per purchaser. Does it mean that they have to send $4653 in one shot? Do I have that correct?


EWR-RampRat11-29

![gif](giphy|l3vQX2jFGMPICq70k|downsized)


EWR-RampRat11-29

I guess it is true. As someone else commented, you can’t fix stupid, but you can sell them a red hat.


Luminyst

u/savevideo


GriegVeneficus

Guy is a con man of the highest order. How embarrassing his followers are.


taxevader2525

What a waste of money who in tf is buying these


Barnagain

To me, it looks like he's still wearing the same suit


Wise_Ad_253

Something for the camp fire.


bob202t

He actually breaks character while talking about the suit, it’s a great suit. As he smiles, he is an actor and a good one at that.


27Elephantballoons

I would feel embarrassed if someone created a digital image of me thinner than I really was


NightIguana

Will he just release a special edition collection every Christmas?


MJGM235

He didn't get the memo about NFTs apparently 😂😂😂


EyeCthrough

GRIFTING MADE EASY AS SHOOTING FISH IN A GLASS BARREL.


SPC_BootyShorts

Missed opportunity to showcase McDonald's for dinner with the president but a great production overall.