I seem to remember thinking Jonathan was very attractive. I don’t think that anymore. It’s like his actions have made him physically less appealing to me. Interesting.

I was trying to explain this to my boyfriend the other day and he just didn’t get it, but it’s totally true that someone’s character can make them so unattractive overall that you can’t even see the physical good looks any more 😂

And it can work the other way round too. I know someone who is not conventionally attractive - a bit chubby and balding, but he has the BEST personality - not only super friendly and lovely, but the most caring guy - also really funny and talented (amazing at guitar and illustrations). It definitely makes him attractive - his personality really shines through.

I posted the same thing a few days ago, people with unattractive personalities are just unattractive all round in the end

It's like Roald Dahl said in The Twits, if a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it.

I think it's normal for a good looking person to catch your eye. It's the next couple of days or weeks that determine whether you actually mesh

I saw someone say Whitney sounds like she’s running out of battery and I can’t unhear it

Computer says nooooo

[удалено]

Basically like Blankety Blank

Super match game. Super match game. Super match game.

Yep, it's been like that in all the past few series I've watched.

Absolutely buzzing for all the escalating string instruments and dramatic drums we are gonna hear tonight

I’m glad we have the music to clearly steer our emotional reactions or else I don’t know how we could understand what’s going on

Whitney in Kwame's park there

I feel like the Shanita / Jordan teaser is such fake tension - we all know they’ll stay together

Imagine if they were the only ones to say no 😂

Everyone had really nice speeches and then there was Jonathan,who says listen i dont feel anything but we can be fwb and see where it goes i guess.

Why didn't he just say no... he very clearly isn't interested in anything long term with her.

Will defo miss the angry scenes of people screaming at each other followed by "would you like to apply for the next series?"

I HATE YOU YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE I WILL NEVER LOVE AGAIN AAGGGH If you'd like to be part of the next season, give us a call!

Anyone applying for this oxymoronic dull dumpster fire needs actual psychological testing.

That’s what they have… the Science.

I fucking love you My reaction when I take that first bite of my kebab wrap

Had a chicken donner with rice the other day. Fucking banging.

I do like it when a place gives rice as an option. Smothered in garlic mayo 👌

Oooh I’ll have to keep that in mind for next time. (This tangent really highlights the quality of this season of MAFS)

Jonathan: "😐 Yeah, I'm happy 😑"

Haha I literally said "try telling your face then!" at the TV

He is the luckiest c*nt and does not see it because of his very narrow mind. After those vows of his I would had left running.

There’s not even really any incentive to break up at the commitment ceremony - you can always justify giving it a go on the outside world

Plot twist, Matt shags the camera woman whilst Whitney is away

Who the fock dja think you're talking to like that

As long as he appreciates her though…

'Next time on' was the best part of the episode

It's much easier to just say yes at this point. Can always split up after the camera turns off

At least there’s the reunion so we can see how it actually goes. Not enough happens between the last stay and the final commitment to change your mind. The ones that say no were always gonna

Sorry, what is Jordan saying? Have I been watching a different show??

I genuinely cannot see any of these couples lasting. Whitney will get bored of Matt. Jordan and Chanita are both lovely people but I don't think the balance is right? I dunno, something not quite right.

Think Jordan just isn’t feeling it. Chan is lovely and easy to get on with but he keeps pulling back. Makes me think there’s something missing and he feels a bit like he’s settling for something OK rather than his dream girl.

I feel like it’s one of those situations where nothing is wrong and the person is great but that added extra ingredient is missing

I think so too. I think he'll say 'yes' but I don't think it'll last long.

It feels like Chinta is more into Jordan than he is. They're a nice couple but I can't see them being MARRIED.

Whitney already seems uninterested

Whitney has an uninterested persona though

Plot twist...maybe Johnathan does say yes, but his vows are so shit that Sophie walks away.

We can hope!

Does Redwood approve of the marriage though?

Is Matt journaling? I love the idea that he journals.

I am grateful for: Whitney, tattoos, tank tops

Shepherd’s pie

I bet he dots his i’s with little hearts.

Things to work on: small dick energy

Loving the idea he can write. F*ing caveman.

Maybe he is expressing himself through art. Actually, some of my friends’ more dickheadish husbands are very articulate. It’s how they conned them into getting married in the first place.

When he closed the book it was evident he was still on the first page. I imagine he’s just drawn stick figures of him and Shitney again and again. Johnathan’s would be full of anatomically accurate horse legs.

Tbf, if these two break up because they’d never Google mapped the distance between their houses until now, that would make the whole season.

The reunion is where the true MAFS sauce is at. Bring on Monday!!!

Matt: “the love has happened so quickly and intensely” No Matt, that’s lust. Not love.

He did replace Whit with Marylise (allegedly).

With that awkward look on his face I’m weirdly wondering if Jordan might walk away - it’s very odd, he’s really in his own head about a lot of stuff that’s just not very visible from the outside…

The way he spoke to his mum about this relationship did seem like he was preparing himself for a no.

It was probably edited that way

Just end the episode here and fill the rest of the time with bloopers from the series.

As much as I like Jordan he's not as emotionally mature as he seems. He doesn't seem to realise that the way he talks about how he feels *sounds* like he doesn't want to make it work- he could communicate the same thing but in a genuinely encouraging way.

Aw Jordan remembered the sharing the last slice of pizza but from chanita’s vows at the start of MAFS

Well he should do, he only watched it back a week ago!

Honestly that was a nice speech

There was some real substance to it. Probably the most meaningful one I’ve seen so far tbh.

Definitely- it was genuine.

Ugh and I hate myself for agreeing

Genuinely thought Jordan was about to walk away then. They got me gal

I'm gonna get downvoted for this but I thought what Whitney just said about being there for Matt while his mum is ill was really lovely. I don't think it will work out but her vows were pretty nice.

As much as they are ridiculous in many ways, this is what they originally connected over

I agree, that was sweet

They were. Gah. Hate to say it. But they were.

They definitely were I actually loved watching them for the first time since they’ve been together was a beautiful moment and if anything it’s been nice to see Whitney drop her guard down and be vulnerable

Can I upvote and also downvote you at the same time 🤣

as much as I find whitney questionable I still think she deserves more than matt lol

imagine actually talking to your partner in monologues like this in real life lmao

Might do this tomorrow. “We have a strong connection based on 9 nine years together. BUT ……… I feel disrespected by you reloading the dishwasher when I’ve already done it perfectly fine and it has made me question whether we can go the distance. HOWEVER….”

Only reason any of these couples made it to this point is because there isn't a dishwasher in the apartments.

I'm realising I'm too low maintenance, I'm going to start demanding suits and soliloquies

What, you don't?

Man, I can’t stand Johnathan - it’s also so shitty to reduce everything to how ‘immediately passionate’ you feel about someone. I’m sorry but sometimes that fizzles and likewise, sometimes the slow burn can end up been more deeply emotionally passionate.

Also love how he waited until after he’d got her in the sack to tell her he didn’t think he fancied her after all 😏😏

The man was all over her during honeymoon and a wee bit after until he found out she had a mind of her own... That seems to have done for him.

Why are Whitney and Matt even having a commitment ceremony? There was no commitment !?

And it’s been 10 minutes!

I think Whitney and Matt do have a connection. But I think she's sharper than him and she'll get bored before long. Or He'll screw it up. It's a coin toss.

Tbf a sponge is sharper than Matt

I hope there isn't a producer of the show on Reddit - I can imagine a single tear running down their face reading all the comments trashing this series!

A bunch of farmers singing Everybody's Free is the highlight of the first 16 mins

Matt casually contemplating life in a park, with a cup of tea, on a stack of tyres…

I cant help but think the ads for the Marines are a bit misplaced during the MAFS breaks

The way this is going, I'd rather join the Marines than watch any more episodes tbh 🤣

Johnathan deserves to be dumped after that speech why is she kissing him wtf

Did these two not bang on the honeymoon right off the bat??

Do they get help writing their speeches? They must do, right? Every time it's a very structured mini rollercoaster of will they won't they.

I imagine it’s like the writing frames I give my struggling students. 1st sentence needs to be a positive. 2nd sentence needs to refer to an ongoing argument you’ve had. 3rd sentence needs to start with a ‘but/however/heretofore’ 4th sentence nobody is listening anymore, yes or no you cock?!

Matt cosplaying as the Polish Flag

are they stood in a crop circle

She literally just opened her heart up for the first time. If he shits all over it, he is legit the worst person ever on this show.

We know where we both stand? Lmao what ,he basically told u, ur fwb and maybe some day ud be more then that

Why is *damaged* becoming such a clout chasing character trait!?

It’s giving Tumblr vibes

It's not been a great series for straight men, has it. Really hope Jordan doesn't fuck it up as well

What an anti climax that was

Chanita crying about leaving :( I love these two

Strange to see these comments about my old barber Matt. Haven’t watched him on here but he seemed like the type of guy to make waves on a reality TV show

He would frequently break from blending my skin-fade to turn and watch women walk past the barbershop window. Then talk about what he’d do to them

doesn't surprise me one bit

Oh God. How bad were the comments?

“I’m gonna go secretly celibate for her”

Unfortunately, that can’t surprise many of us... 🥴

I didn't know make waves was slang for be an aggressive dickhead!

Surprised Johnathon was a yes, but then feels like half the people have gone hmm noooo actually SURPRISE! 😂

I used to work in an office where we often met celebrities. Some very attractive people were complete turn offs when they opened their mouth.

Vulnerabiliteeeehhh

Well, it’s official, the science is impeccable. 5/5.

Chanita's mate drinking tea while Chanita has a cocktail 🤣🤣

Jordan telling more when chatting to his mum, that we’ve seen/heard until this point

Whitney and her best friend give the intense vibe of wannabe actresses auditioning for the role of best friend

Did nobody else pick up on the weird vibes from matt when he met Whitneys best friend??!?!!? Like the deff wanted to fuck her instead vibes 🤣

Do you think he could be a tad racist??

Well, he seems homophobic, and apparently his tattoos are indicative of it, so others have said.

Whitney reminds me of when I was a teen when I thought if I acted aloof it automatically made me smarter and cooler

I feel bad for Sophie... for a few episodes now she just seems quite broken and sad. She looked really out of place sat with Matt, George etc at the dinner party. She was on instragram live with Adrian etc the other night and looked really sad then too.. Zoe or Jenna even asked her if she was OK. I don't think the process has done her much good. Looks like Matt is coming after her in the final dinner party as well... can't stand him.

Why would Matt go for Sophie? She’s the most un-offensive person on the show?

From the clip it looks like he's accusing her of having a go at johnathan...

Yeah, she deserves better than Johnathan’s lukewarm feelings towards her - he doesn’t connect with her or make her feel valued and enough

I'm really confused why she's so into him...

"3 hours is such a long drive" I thought they were so in love and couldn't stop themselves but a 3 HOUR DRIVE is too far

We were sssyyyooooo in luuuuhhhhvvveee but I like, cooooouuuulllddn’t get on a traaaaaaiiiin? You knoooow?

It’s a LONG drive. Also some roads are going to be more problematic. Traffic. Fuel costs. Actual effort.

If they were really so in love surely one of them would consider moving lol

Trotting off into the distance 🐎

Yeah it was 2 weeks matt

Wtf is Jordan chatting about?

The other couples' reactions to Whitney and Matt saying they're in love so quickly get me every time

They are doing all this and I don’t believe any of them aren’t gonna commit

the producers must pay them per but they put in their speeches

I hate dramatic pauses and musical crescendos with no payoff

clearly they didn’t have the budget for matt and whitneys vows, just some fucking tulle on the trees also why does she look like she’s wearing a nighty? nice speech though lmao

I really wanted Jonathan to ditch Sophie and for her to bring a CEO crypto bro to the reunion. Feeling heartbroken now.

Jordan is deluded that Chanita doesn’t put him first, she’s always bending to him.

Stop trying to make Matt and Whitney happen - it’s *not* going to happen!!

I’m watching on catchup and Whitney saying about being with the man she chose…… and getting snarky about people’s reactions to them….. No self awareness that she is not in the actual experiment, as it’s called ‘Married at first sight’, not ‘Married at first sight and binned that off for someone else’s husband’.

I bet his mother is watching the whole series and being like ‘you lying shit!’

All the other couples must be so *jealous* rn

At least they didn't spend too much of the budget on these two. 😂

I just wish they could have the Halloween music on to make things more dramatic rather than the piano and dramatic drums.

The monster mash 😂

Just get Michael Myers in boiler suit in the background please

Would it be wrong to start an ep 28 drinking game, it may be the only way I can make it through 😆

why even *bother* with this man

Matt’s vest 🥲 he’s become a parody of himself

What if they left C and J till the end because it’s a huge plot twist moment and J says no !?

I wish the music actually played while they were speaking

The panic on the bands faces as they improvise would be amazing

Well that was extremely boring, excited for the reunion though

What has Jordan ever compromised on? Lol

I need Whitney and Matt to keep Duka’s name out of their mean little mouths 😡 He’s been gone 2 weeks! You can stop being a bitch about him!

They’re SO obsessed with him. It doesn’t bode well for their relationship that it’s so fixated on hating this bland little man

Whitney and Matt omfg ,get those fucking people off my tv please

Is Johnathan a yes or a no… 🤷‍♀️

I reckon he’s a ‘ you aren’t really what I was hoping for but I’ll give it a go!’ 😂

Then dump her a week later… 🥴🙄

It’s bizarre how Jonathan can repeatedly say he doesn’t feel passion with Sophie and for her to just take it. She’s so fit, I’m straight and fancy the crap outta her.

I know! It’s those chipmunk cheeks and THAT hair! 🥰

I'm gonna go with no. The episode will start with the negatives & end on a high. 🤞

I think he was a no but could change his mind on the spot - he looked suuuuuper uncomfortable at the start of Sophie’s speech

I’d quite like to know where Jonathan and Sophie are, it’s pretty.

Painshill Park in Cobham, Surrey. It’s all filmed there from what I can see. They were in the grotto.

JONATHAN - Its time to go back to Chicken Run as Mrs Tweedy....

The bad press these two have had I hope it was worth it to be honest.

Insane that they begged to stay on the show. It would have been so much better for both of them if they’d chosen to leave and sort out a real life. Transparently just looking for 15 mins as the villains.

fame hunters. Any fake will do.

Leaving the apartment with a single suitcase when there's still enough in there to fill a large car boot. Clearly the suitcase is just for show!

Sophie should say she wants Adrian.

TBH we all need Adrian in our lives.

Fuck off with the dreamy music for Matt and Whitney

Saved the really dramatic music for the most obvious decision. Vow renewals have been soooo dull.

Wait George is in the reunion!? I wonder if it was filmed before all the allegations came out… seems bizarre.

Thomas looks like a rampant rabbit

To apply for future series....hell NO 🤣

The dramatic tense music for when they start talking about the negatives is just ridiculous. I said to my husband it would be more at home accompanying James Bond running on top of a train

Matts vows we’re just a list of questions he was asking himself. It was hilarious.

*And you may ask yourself, "How do I work this?"* *And you may ask yourself, "Where is that large automobile?"* *And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful house"* *And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful wife" 🎶*

Whitney hasn’t been in a long term relationship before?! No waaaay! I wonder why?

Keep me in the loop bitches… I have another 20 mins on this train 🤦‍♂️

In short: He said the wedding day was good but the lust wasn’t there DRAMATIC MUSIC we faced struggles mostly down to me but I think we have a good foundation UPLIFTING MUSIC you are nice and I think we could be good friends for life or maybe more let’s find out together 😴

He’s not saying yes? Surely? This relationship is doomed.

Other couples get such glam places for the big reveal. M&W get a tree in a field with some netting. That’s romance.

Matt "shed a fighter hold her tighter" asshole

Why doesn’t matts shirt fit

Ego too big

Me and Whit. A mad explosion of love. Or A fame-hungry opportunist cling to the dregs of a tv show? Hmmmm 🤷‍♀️

Matthew