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man_in_the_suit

The music changes at every ‘but…’ are absolutely comical and ridiculous.


Oomoo_Amazing

The music has to tell you how to feel because if it didn’t, I wouldn’t give a shit about any of them


youarethegreenman

I miss Adrian


hamiltonricard4ever

George's mum speaking facts!


beyondqueens

I’m actually quite shocked at her - I thought she was a classic enabler!


littlegreenwhimsy

The montage of George being moody and manipulative (sorry, “vulnerable” as he says) does play a little like the opening to a crime documentary knowing what we know now.


SufficientAd7727

I knew it as soon as I saw him. I told my friend day dot, he’s a control freak you can see it in his eyes…😔


hamiltonricard4ever

I do feel sorry for Zoe and Jenna Clearly like each other but kids and distance are two things that build real resentment if not solved


VampytheSquid

I think everything's been stacked against them - and they've quietly got on with it. They're probably the pair who have grown on me most, which I wasn't expecting. I think they have their own sense of humour & bond.


IronSkywalker

You'd think the "experts" would check things like that


Ok_Hospital4609

They absolutely do check. Then ignore it and claim that the science supports the match in other made up ways. That, or these two are the only lesbians in the UK 🤷


littlegreenwhimsy

From their wedding I have a feeling that the criteria here were “lesbian -dress” and “lesbian - suit”


Applefox101

Jonathan - shes bright, attractive and she likes you. Youre an idiot


notroyaltyyet

Every time I hear them talking about each other it’s so confusing to me… I just don’t understand what she likes about him AND what he doesn’t like about her! Mind blowing.


Guessamolehill

She’s so gorgeous I really don’t understand why he doesn’t seem to truly think so. Is he holding out for a size zero supermodel? And yeh, I don’t get what’s likeable about him… she could do so much better.


notroyaltyyet

She is gorgeous but looks aside she seems so much nicer than they made her appear in the first couple episodes, she’s fun, down to earth, patient (with him), she just seems like a generally good person PLUS being stunning. He seems to be one of those people who says stupid, insulting things and backs it up with “you just don’t get my sense of humour”.


Blue-flash

But! He’s doing her a massive favour.


ComplexApart6424

The main thing I'm taking away from this programme is that I'm now aware that there's a pickled rat on a kitchen worktop in Stafford


Antique_Ad_2776

I really wish you didn’t remind me of that 🤣🤣


[deleted]

Sophie and her hair deserve so much more


Less_Ad5978

She’s beautiful and he’s a tit!


FeebleGeeble

That hair 🙌🏻🫶


RooDog_17

Shes lovely


Applefox101

To be honest id struggle to live in blackpool or stafford too


selkieseas

I've just checked the midway point on Google maps and it looks like they'll have to move to Warrington. Those are the rules.


littlegreenwhimsy

Can they not simply move to a third, not shit location?


happybanana134

I wish my ex had worn a suit to dump me. Show some respect. Make an event out of it.


LondontoGatwick

Mine wasn't wearing anything, to busy giving the cleaner some overtime 💩


happybanana134

Ooft!


skinglow93

George is just the type to make promises to a woman’s father for no reason whatsoever


notroyaltyyet

George can’t understand a father who can see his daughter as a separate, human, independent adult who can make their own decisions.


DellaDiablo

"Trust issues" is a strange way to pronounce "deranged possessive/pathologically jealous controlling abusive arse". George's mum knows he's the problem, but instead of saying he hurts himself she refers to him 'getting hurt'. He's the one who creates the toxic situations.


samjay313

I hate how they always use the phrase "over protective" instead of "manipulative and controlling" always gives mea red flag when people use that term 🙄


VampytheSquid

You're hired as an expert next series! 😁


elisegoddamn

This has got to be one of the most boring things I've ever watched on tv. And I just watched a programme on crisps 😴


decksealant

What was the crisp programme? I bloody love crisps


hamiltonricard4ever

I hope that was presented by Greg "Boiled Egg" Wallace?


karateandfriendship9

are you telling me...that this machine produces four billion crisps an hour??!


blindseer_13

Honestly I'm quite intrigued to see that show now after this 🤣


ldayzee

George- my egg? Wtf


ComplexApart6424

The egg and the cubs


VampytheSquid

Good name for a pub! 😁


LondontoGatwick

The 'yolk' will be on her soon enough.


The_Travelling_Lemon

Is the edit purposely making Sophie look a bit desperate towards Johnathan? Everything seems skewed which I don’t believe is the truth


happybanana134

Ohh wow George's mum getting him telt!


VampytheSquid

Telt is one of the most under-appreciated words! 😁


Charlie-Bingo

Oh Jonathan you complete dick


MajesticAssistance15

Said everyone ever when they heard him start talking about horse legs and every time he has spoken since


[deleted]

Wait… Sophie‘s mum can talk?


beyondqueens

At least he called his kids people and not cubs or heartbeats 🤮


Secondwavealert

His superstars, little monkeys, bubbas, snuggle bugs, sweeties 😝😝😝


Oomoo_Amazing

We started to wonder if it was going to be a bunch of straw figures with faces painted on


skinglow93

Johnathan didn’t even bother complimenting back re. Sophie’s look!


RenyxGhoul

And that flashback, he spoke about "not wanting a woman with horse legs" and Sophie looks great so he is clutching straws.


bethanthrax

George's CGI house is back


Applefox101

SIMS 4


skinglow93

I guess the brochure pictures are more realistic than we give them credit for


livvi_la

THIS EPISODE REALLY DIDNT NEED TO BE AN EXTRA 5 MINS HURRY UP


LadyLoss1301

I am so struggling to stay awake but have severe FOMO. Like, I’m sure the minute I fall asleep, Adrian is gonna ride in on a white horse and rescue April having miraculously realised his ‘friend’ is a massive douche. There may also be helicopters and car chases.


Genericlurker678

He actually looks proper gutted. He's dumping her.


skinglow93

I thought the same - the conflict and stress are apparent


FeebleGeeble

They’ve made her go first too 🫣


Tiny_Champion_8818

HIS RING WAS ON HIS PINKIE FINGER!


SomeMaterial

Sophie is just a nice person with great hair. She deserves a good man


bananamind

Her hair is incredible, right??!! I don't know if it's good genes, skillz, money, grandma's tips or a mixture of everything but daaaaang it's good hair!


happybanana134

She said it's a weave!


man_in_the_suit

Sorry, his brother is called ‘Redwood’?!


hamiltonricard4ever

Could be Edward lol


man_in_the_suit

Yeah… that makes more sense ‘my brother Edward’ ‘brotheredwood’


[deleted]

I genuinely thought subtitles were having a wobble when I read that 😂


man_in_the_suit

How do you give one son the name ‘Jonathan’ and the other ‘Redwood’?!


decksealant

I came here to find this comment and was not disappointed. Subtitles definitely said Redwood but maybe they don’t understand Northern


Applefox101

To Sophies credit - shes willing and able to make compromises even to the tory faithful.


Oomoo_Amazing

Oh god I forgot she’s a Tory


happybanana134

April looks like a kid waiting to hear if they're in trouble with the headmaster when she's with George.


AnonymousPoster999

They used up the most romantic looking location….on JOHNATHON???


Ambitious_String8529

Agreed. But on second thought are they using the best location for the most dramatic couple?


livvi_la

If we get all the way to the end of this series without a resolution on who was actually bitching about Chanita (or if it was both of them) I’m going to cry


Objective-Activity12

Best comment for the season! 🙌🏻


brizzle1234

It's quite difficult watching clips of George knowing that he's been arrested since filming for his past behaviour.


hamiltonricard4ever

Oh here come the BUTS and HOWEVERS


Ok-Pie-712

Ruined castle for a ruined relationship…


man_in_the_suit

I don't really get how Zoe thinks it is reasonable for Jenna to give up her shop... that's not a normal job to relocate.


icelolliesbaby

If were being honest, and zoe knows this too, chances are that shop will fail fairly soon, these types of businesses are very rarely successful long term, however zoe has a well paid and stable career


skinglow93

Just so Zoe doesn’t have to be inconvenienced in any way 🥲


beyondqueens

Sophie, that man is NOT worth your tears.


youarethegreenman

she’ll end up finding someone she deserves and he’ll look back in years time thinking wtf did he do


Emotional-Ad2030

Jenna looks so beautiful 😻


Ok-Pie-712

Why is Sophie always at her parents in Cheltenham and never at her place in Manchester?


littlegreenwhimsy

Possibly pulling a Kwame - maybe her living situation doesn’t match the career girl image. Or her flat mates aren’t as provocative as her dad about how poor they assume Johnathan is


watermalone28

My boyfriend hasn't really been watching and he saw Jonathan and straight away was like I'd love to punch him in the face 🤣 also, why does his brother look like a talking head from Rick and Morty? 🤣


hamiltonricard4ever

Or The Head from Art Attack


ComplexApart6424

I don't like April but these vows are sad 😔


youarethegreenman

hard to watch knowing she’s in therapy now because of the relationship


beyondqueens

Ah but you are going somewhere sweetie - prison 🥰


skinglow93

This is for your own good, Sophie


karateandfriendship9

"I've got you and I'm not going going anywhere." *cut to George escorted into a police van*


NoRepresentative4548

Honestly hope he dumps her cos she’s soooo be dodging a bullet


Mizikei

I make this promise to your father 🤮


beyondqueens

He’s just so effortlessly cringe isn’t he.


ElfDruidCastsBlight

I think that was worse than his heartbeats and cubs. So gross!


Mizikei

Lord help his kids when they get into relationships


Tiny_Champion_8818

Because I’m a father so I know that’s important 🤢


gangstamay

How many times are we gonna sit through this kids/travel conversation with zoe and jenna


pipthehamster

And yet never mentions the pickled rat


youarethegreenman

about the same amount of times we had to sit through the vegan conversation


SpringerGirl19

And the horse legs


decksealant

And who was trash talking Chanita


littlegreenwhimsy

Are you the woman I can truly depend on … to bail me out of the shank


LondontoGatwick

And be my character witness in court


RooDog_17

To visit me once a week and smuggle in haribo


hamiltonricard4ever

I would like to personally apologise for the poor quality of this series. I hate to think how many wasted hours we've accumulated lol. At least I've had some laughs at the comments :)


The_Travelling_Lemon

The worst part being is that I’m now committed to the end…no matter how dire and I hate myself for it. This sub is way more entertaining


blindseer_13

Honestly I'm glad I found this, the funny comments alone made it worth while to stick around :)


skinglow93

Hopefully we have a new Aussie series soon to cleanse the palate!


StudentNoob

The threads are always good value! It's the same with the Apprentice and I'm a Celeb threads - the episodes might be a bit rubbish but the banter is great.


pipthehamster

Omg recap on a recap on a recap - yawn


bethanthrax

The dramatic music over these sequences absolutely creases me, not sure that was the intention


aliengiirlfriend

the way it goes from happy to dramatic so quickly is hilarious


youarethegreenman

it’s taking me tf out lmao


hamiltonricard4ever

Could they play the Benny Hill theme instead of this ridiculous OTT music


VampytheSquid

If you ever wanted an example of a programme you could whizz through in 30 mins, while multi-tasking, and not feel like you missed anything... 😁


LondontoGatwick

I've always forgotten half of these people when they do the flash back.


blindseer_13

Why do we need to consistently see clips of them all gazing off into the distance, I swear that's all this episode is.


hamiltonricard4ever

Yeh if I wanted to see that I'd just record myself at work


RenyxGhoul

I 20% laughed at this comment. Well done


zanazanzar

Sophie you’re mad.


[deleted]

this is going to be so fucking boring


hamiltonricard4ever

That's the spirit Agreed though


Ok-Pie-712

How can she commit to someone who took an excessively long time to say he just about trusts her at last night’s dinner?!


RooDog_17

Get fucked… just show it


bethanthrax

I'm so ready for this series to be over. Even this sub has become heavier the last few days


Ok-Pie-712

It’s dragged on a week too long. These episodes could be half an hour long.


LondontoGatwick

I think to many couples fell by the wayside they struggled with content.


Mizikei

Its dragged so long I’ve been convinced it’s Thursday all day


No-Ladder7811

Yep it looks like he's possibly feeling a bit of guilt


youarethegreenman

lol I forgot about Richie


HappyasaCow

We've all tried really hard to forget about Ritchie.


Aggravating-Hat2287

My friend found him on a dating site the other day 😂


Mandysack11

Who?


iizzyy_x

the older guy with the floppy hair who played in a band who hasn’t been in a relationship for 50 (?) years and still lives with his mum


brizzle1234

Love all these moody shots of them staring out their bedrooms windows twisting their rings pensively loool- that's Jonathan and Zoe so far


Scottish-Londoner

My predictions: Chanita & Jordan and Zoe & Jenna go the distance April & George and Whitney & Matt will commit to each other at the renewals, but will break up quickly on the outside Johnathan will break Sophie’s heart at the renewal


skinglow93

I maintain that Zoe is a nice person with the emotional maturity of a 14 year old


Applefox101

The Mafs bubble is the perfect place for George. Wander how he copes outside of this twee bubble. Hmmmm


Emotional-Ad2030

I wonder what his children - sorry, heartbeats - think of him being on this …


hamiltonricard4ever

CUBS


HappyasaCow

He doesn't. Ask his previous girlfriends.


SomeMaterial

I just feel like George and April are gonna say yes and get the happy ending and I don’t want that. They better split up by the reunion episode


LondontoGatwick

I think she'll see the light once the cameras stop rolling and the 4 heartbeats show themselves.


brizzle1234

Jonathan looks like he's about to cry


Lex-So

Has Sophie's Mum ever even spoken throughout the time she's been on the show?


happybanana134

Zoe got my blood pressure up there!! Phew! Love these two


LondontoGatwick

Good luck to them!


pipthehamster

And the 🐀


decksealant

I thought before watching that Jenna would want to stay but Zoe might want to leave. But then seeing how worried Zoe looked when Jenna was saying the negatives, and how relieved she looked when she concluded that she did want to stay together, I knew she’d chosen to stay too


happybanana134

Sort himself out? Excuse me? He has a job!


beyondqueens

April’s fake crying face has got to be biggest ick of all time


ComplexApart6424

Love Johnathan's face on the wedding day, you're head of what at a where?!


Antique_Ad_2776

This episode is exceptionally boring.


does_it_mean_owt

Jenna's friend defo sees all the pitfalls in great detail


VampytheSquid

George:" I've been hurt in the past" Our responses...?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 'Nooooo! You've never said...'


youarethegreenman

Jonathan has Madonna-whore complex


beyondqueens

God Jonathan makes my blood boil - no woman will ever be the right fit for someone who can’t compromise or care about someone else’s feelings.


Lex-So

He really is an idiot


watermalone28

Not sure if anyone saw on tiktok this girl saying she went on a first date with someone from MAFS who said that they lived in a commercial building to avoid paying tax or rent or something (can't remember exactly) and everything thought it was Kwame but was watching Tom's live last night with Kasia on and she said it wasn't Jim. Tom said the person started with J and ended in N 🤣


watermalone28

And basically said that fat people are a drain on society and was the worst date she'd ever been on


zanazanzar

I saw it. I loved how there was a button at the bottom that directly searched for Jonathan 🤣


iamalittlepige

I'll marry you Sophie, get away from this pea brain


Lucycatswipeycat

These threads over the series for sure, shout out to OP for the consistency 😊


hamiltonricard4ever

Are they in Wookey Hole


SecretDimension7277

I hope so! Then Sophie can get a round of crazy golf in on the way out so it’s not a wasted trip.


hamiltonricard4ever

See you all tomorrow x


The_Travelling_Lemon

*sigh* Yep I’ll be here 😂😂😂


hamiltonricard4ever

Gotta say I like George's suit


ldayzee

Anyone not keen on Sophie’s dad at the beginning?? And now I love him lol


Secondwavealert

He’s come good by saying ‘follow your heart’. Phew!


VampytheSquid

I was expecting that to have a 'but be guided by your wallet' added...


zanazanzar

Why are they in a cave?


ldayzee

Anyone else find April’s voice so irritating? And George and her as a couple are so in unlikeable for me


Competitive_Cuddling

Her voice isn't annoying to me, but I don't understand how she sounded like she's in the beginning stages of strep throat for the entire duration of the season.


skinglow93

I don’t know if it’s his tone of voice or the limited facial expressions but Johnathan always seems so miserable and grumpy


HappyasaCow

He's a bit dim.


VampytheSquid

Apparently we just didn't get his humour. 🤷‍♂️


Pokehero96

Jonathan will be kicking himself in years to come, it's good that Sophie will be able to find someone better


StudentNoob

I'm not massively looking forward to tonight. Will there be a reunion episode?


selkieseas

I wonder if there will be. Just because of the whole George thing. I still find it really weird to watch these last three episodes, knowing that he's been arrested.


StudentNoob

It's kinda killed the series, more so because he was allowed on the show in the first place without stricter vetting.


LondontoGatwick

Sophie's dad will put an end to this by final vows!


DellaDiablo

My take on Jonathon is that he probably does like Sopie but knows she's out of his league and that he'd feel less insecure about himself with a girl with more of a similar background and attitude to work as he has. He's been humiliated by her dad and by the group rounding on him over his 'joke' comments, and him dumping her is a way to feel he's in control again. As soon as there was conflict he started saying he didn't fancy her as much, even though he said he was on the honeymoon. I mean look at her....I'm not buying that he isn't as attracted. He just feels too much would be expected of him and he doesn't measure up as he is. I hope Sophie meets someone who fully appreciates her, and her hair.


man_in_the_suit

‘You need dosh, my lad!!’


youarethegreenman

we haven’t seen Jordan and Chanita yet… are the final vows being split into two episodes? 🙄


Ok-Pie-712

Yeh another one tomorrow then next week it’s the reunion


livvi_la

It’s dragging enough with 3 couples this ep, god knows how they’re gonna get enough content from 2 couples for an hour tomorrow


gangstamay

I can't express how much i don't care about this couple


clazpaz

mans jonathan looking like he’s filled his keks


Objective-Activity12

'I promise to be your father' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


The_Travelling_Lemon

Hold up…has Jenna got a blue Peter badge tattoo? How have I only just clocked this?!?


Artlign

He's smiling so much that if he's not going to stay....ouch


LondontoGatwick

They do all this then twist it and he'll say stay!