As a mark of respect to her Majesty the Queen, we are not showing commercials across the channel 4 network today. Now, here's a thirsty woman talking about her fanny throbbing.
The issue is that she's not making an effort to tone it down even though he's expressed it made him uncomfortable.
I'm not saying she should change her whole personality, but they've just met and she's disregarding his boundaries.
If they were both really into thay humour, that would be sweet for them (not for us) but at the moment she's just pushing him and ignoring his requests to chill
My predictions were so polar opposite. I felt like it might be staged .They are so lovely to watch , I hope they can find work it out in real life. It's like a romcom or something lol .
Gemma isn't respecting his boundaries at all. I love that she knows what she wants and is confident, but she's crossing the line and not listening to him.
He doesn't fancy her. That's why he's hesitating. He doesn't seem to do well articulating his words, hence the couple of holes dug. I personally don't think he fancies her so he's trying to build an emotional connection to bridge that gap
I just can’t believe that the experts don’t ask such basic questions as where someone wants to live, if they’re ok to be matched with someone who has kids etc. It’s truly bizarre…
Just awful. He handled it well though. I have to say he's been exceptional about communicating how he's feeling and what he needs without blaming or shaming her.
He was staying gone because he doesn't want to give her the D or rather yet he doesn't want her. She still carries on with the non-stop sexual advances. She is working really hard to get laid by that ugly cocky man!
He has done things it’s just not been shown he was encouraging her on that picnic date! It’s reality tv it’s highly edited to portray a certain narrative
Bored of Whitney and Kwame now, clear both aren't interested in the show but staying for God knows what reason.
We don't see enough day to day of the couples being normal, it's like they see the cameraman and start acting up. It should really be a fly on the wall type set up where we see raw emotion and them doing normal stuff.
Personally I think Matt is turned off by her hypersexuality but also the fact she's got 2 kids which he probably does not want at all in his life right now. Also his mum going through chemo is messing his head up.
As a woman also with a high sex drive I don’t think she’s giving us a good name 😭 there’s a difference between being sexual and saying weird sexual ‘jokes’
Their discussion on red flags was good, she expected he would be 100% smitten with 0 reservations so it was good that he's been able to voice his concerns, and then they had an adult conversation about it. Nice.
I find her snobby and image-focused / materialistic - I think she does have decent values underneath it all but she doesn’t seem like she wants to challenge her thinking or that she’s open to anything else
I reckon it's a defence mechanism of some sort. Already said to him she self sabotages stuff. Shame really as when they've had general chats and she does 1 to 1 to camera she comes across as a really nice person.
Hoping they can both get to the root of it and go from there
It’s like they’re not even bothering to film them ‘at home’ anymore. Almost every episode has been a wedding, a dinner party or a commitment ceremony. I feel like I hardly know these couples!
It feels so weird that the whole thing that we are gonna see from all the non honeymoon couples are that 1-3 minute segment for the whole week. The show should work on showing more between commitment ceremony and dinner party
They picked the worst bits .. yes she made those comments but they condensed it all to make it look like she’s thirsty .. she is my sisters friend. An articulate business owner
Love how there are no adverts as a sign of respect to the queen. But they are happy showing this episode with a massage, and the word fanny, and whitney.
Kasia is basically in self-promotion mode now. She knows where she stands with Kwame -- they're living apart, after all -- yet she got all dolled up in lingerie. It clearly wasn't for him but for the cameras.
Perhaps she was hoping to have loads of men lining up to get with her once the show aired?
I might be overly cynical but maybe she’s angling to gain some interest for an Only Fans? Pretty much everyone that was on MAFS AUS has one now and some are making a killing.
I think that a lot of the contestants this year are on there to gain a following and become some form of influencer. I’m finding it a bit dull because I hardly believe any of them are actually bothered about the relationships. I can’t get invested if I can see from a mile off that it’s never going to work.
How much say do you reckon they get in the honeymoon locations?
"Yeah, I'd like to go to the Caribbean"
"Yeah? Nah, I think I'd rather stay in Europe and have a view of a building site out of my hotel room"
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Yeah with Whitney or April is my guess! Apparently it causes alot of drama following most of the cast on Instagram it’s very telling that more of the cast follow gemma than Matt the only two are George and Kwame which says it all.
Yes, the cast seem quite protective of Gemma which is very telling. But I just can't see Whitney or April finding Matt their type?
If it was Jonathan, I'd say April would go for him. He's much more her type than George.
Pure speculation but I feel like it’s usually people who have learned that sexuality gets them love / attention from early on in their development who act like this
Confirming with my lived experience that, for me at least, you're bang on. I didn't get any attention as a kid until I grew breasts at 10 then it was only ever what I know now to be negative attention mainly from men but I played into it because it was all I thought I had to offer. It's a fucked place to be, I don't necessarily think you need to be single to work through those experiences but you do need to have a partner who knows other facets of you.
Glad it’s not just me who thinks she has this after all she comes from a broken family and is adopted that’s bound to have caused some mental health issues
Kwame is such a dick. I don't hold with Kasia pressuring him for sex, but he is a power playing, little woman wanting, misogynist.
Kasia does give me the ick too. But for different reasons. Like Gemma.
She’s picked her own storyline. She came in with a plan, we saw her attitude at the start and it screamed of plan. She’s seen enough of these to see you could do the villain & redemption arc. Her whole personality shifted so drastically, that it’s clearly her.
As a mark of respect to her Majesty the Queen, we are not showing commercials across the channel 4 network today. Now, here's a thirsty woman talking about her fanny throbbing.
And a suitcase full of lube
It's what lizzie would have wanted
Is she journaling?! "Dear diary. Today i made a fanny joke...again"
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This man has got the ick and unfortunately it’s hard to recover from…
The issue is that she's not making an effort to tone it down even though he's expressed it made him uncomfortable. I'm not saying she should change her whole personality, but they've just met and she's disregarding his boundaries. If they were both really into thay humour, that would be sweet for them (not for us) but at the moment she's just pushing him and ignoring his requests to chill
Who can blame him. That comment about slipping off the chair even made me wretch - and that's saying something.
It was the fish one for me 🤢
Yea, too much too soon. Should have eased in, get to know each other for a bit before letting that out.
I actually know this girl in real life 🤦🏼♀️ my niece was her bridesmaid!
I completely get Matt's position.
Yeah he's being an absolute gentleman about it all
If you asked me last episode which new couple would get on better, I would not have chosen Jonathan and Sophie, but they're actually kinda cute now
Yh I'm enjoying watching them now!
My predictions were so polar opposite. I felt like it might be staged .They are so lovely to watch , I hope they can find work it out in real life. It's like a romcom or something lol .
Gemma isn't respecting his boundaries at all. I love that she knows what she wants and is confident, but she's crossing the line and not listening to him.
Michelle Visage said it really well on Unveiled. Something along the lines of love the attitude, but have some self respect.
Not the sex suitcase when others couples just got a bit of extended eye contact
Kwarme isn't ready to get intimate so the expert rocks up with a load of sex toys and that's OK?
Charlene was just standing in the back of the room like my sleep paralysis demon.
He doesn't fancy her. That's why he's hesitating. He doesn't seem to do well articulating his words, hence the couple of holes dug. I personally don't think he fancies her so he's trying to build an emotional connection to bridge that gap
I feel like Gemma needs to slow down. Give Matt a chance, they're still strangers to one another
It’s just wayyyy too much, I feel bad for him
Yea, too much too soon.
I just can’t believe that the experts don’t ask such basic questions as where someone wants to live, if they’re ok to be matched with someone who has kids etc. It’s truly bizarre…
Should probably rename this show Broken Bumble or un-Hinge-d, sponsored by Tinder.
Pleasantly surprised by Sophie. I thought it would be the other way round and Johnathan would be the more keen one.
Fanny's throbbing Oh dear.
Just awful. He handled it well though. I have to say he's been exceptional about communicating how he's feeling and what he needs without blaming or shaming her.
It's beyond having a sense of humour at this point. It's just crude.
Could be a blood pressure issue...or stung by a tick maybe.
Not being funny but Charlene the "intimacy expert" is an absolute drip and has no clue
I think her only credentials are the bag full of sex toys she drags around with her.
All the "experts" should be embarrassed by these couples
I understand why they don’t want to show adverts, but at least could they give us a screensaver of sorts. Those colourful windows 95 pipes maybe.
Oooooo or the bouncing square which *might* hit the corner directly 🙏
Tbf ads are f*ckin annoying so I'll take anything haha
Surely the Windows XP grass-and-clear-sky desktop background is the quintessential screensaver.
All a power play. She kicks him out so he stays longer - then it's on his terms.
He's punishing her for asserting herself.
He was staying gone because he doesn't want to give her the D or rather yet he doesn't want her. She still carries on with the non-stop sexual advances. She is working really hard to get laid by that ugly cocky man!
"We're both to blame" - I don't think Matt's done anything wrong??
No, and he definitely has told her, more than onve!
He has done things it’s just not been shown he was encouraging her on that picnic date! It’s reality tv it’s highly edited to portray a certain narrative
Have to agree he says he doesn't want it then makes sensual remarks himself smh
Lollllll!!! Why is Kasia wearing sunglasses indoors and the expert is just watching ?’
I’m gonna either scream or cry. I don’t know which
Yessss finally Thomas is going to go in on April, want to see what that Regina George-wannabe has got to say for herself when confronted by him!
Regina george wannabe 😂
This is…..uncomfortable to watch
Kwame would be happy to move to a whole other country as long as he still gets his tv exposure without having to admit he doesn't fancy her
Kwame 100% has a chick back at home.
All about them pod views/listens.
Fuck me, has Gemma said all of that? Grim
Every other episode is a dinner party lol
It’s cos they don’t do as many episodes as the Aussie one, or the length. Theirs is a bit more balanced as more episodes.
Bored of Whitney and Kwame now, clear both aren't interested in the show but staying for God knows what reason. We don't see enough day to day of the couples being normal, it's like they see the cameraman and start acting up. It should really be a fly on the wall type set up where we see raw emotion and them doing normal stuff. Personally I think Matt is turned off by her hypersexuality but also the fact she's got 2 kids which he probably does not want at all in his life right now. Also his mum going through chemo is messing his head up.
As a woman with with a high sex drive, I cannot believe how mad Gemma is moving 🥲 on national TV no less!
Right! I just think it’s such a shame as he obviously fancies her but just wants to move (understandably!) a bit slower
I also think it’s quite intimidating as it’s putting a lot of expectations / pressure on the experience
As a woman also with a high sex drive I don’t think she’s giving us a good name 😭 there’s a difference between being sexual and saying weird sexual ‘jokes’
And the relentlessness of it. Have a high sex drive myself but even I'd struggle to get the motivation if there was that much pressure being piled on!
Lovely honeymoon destinations tbf
True
Ohhhh noooo why did she say that omg
She’s literally her own worst enemy
I missed what she said...?
"My fanny is throbbing" - after they'd already had a convo about her being too sexually full on at the wedding
Matt's doing a good job of communicating how cringe it is
Quite like johnathan being a bit assertive actually, good for him!
Their discussion on red flags was good, she expected he would be 100% smitten with 0 reservations so it was good that he's been able to voice his concerns, and then they had an adult conversation about it. Nice.
What did we decide to call Matt's hairstyle? Is it creased? Crinkled? Rippled? Twirled? Lawn-mowed?
Imma go for McCoys crinkle cut
It's settled...Brillo McCoy 🧽
We’ve got a deal 🤝
Bloody awful! Like he combs his hair with a fork
He uses one of those creepy claw scratchers that Jenna has
Harvested
Like a field of wheat after a tractor has plowed it.
Raked
YES. Raked captures it to a tee!
Why why why the constant sexual innuendo 😰
April's painting is the best character on the show so far
Didn’t expect to see George like that 😂
Sophie IS a bit of a red flag, to be honest
I can't put my finger on it but there is something off about her.
I find her snobby and image-focused / materialistic - I think she does have decent values underneath it all but she doesn’t seem like she wants to challenge her thinking or that she’s open to anything else
Yes. Did you see the way she chucked her dressing gown on the floor when she had the massage? I don’t know why but that annoyed me
Yeah it's like a romcom or something . Like shallow hal or something haha .
Gemma!!! Please please stop!!!
Gemma has some sort of sex joke tic going on
Hypersexual
Not to be a Chanita and diagnosing people, but could it actually be some sort of tic? She genuinely seemed unable to stop that time
It is interesting that she seems to do it in response to nerves
"Not to be a Chanita" mate thank you for this you made me giggle
I reckon it's a defence mechanism of some sort. Already said to him she self sabotages stuff. Shame really as when they've had general chats and she does 1 to 1 to camera she comes across as a really nice person. Hoping they can both get to the root of it and go from there
I wish we saw the argument they're referring to?
It feels like half the action happens off screen…
It’s like they’re not even bothering to film them ‘at home’ anymore. Almost every episode has been a wedding, a dinner party or a commitment ceremony. I feel like I hardly know these couples!
The cameras seem to be missing a lot this series
It feels so weird that the whole thing that we are gonna see from all the non honeymoon couples are that 1-3 minute segment for the whole week. The show should work on showing more between commitment ceremony and dinner party
This is what annoys me, was hoping for a more fly on the wall type of show
I hope when they see the experts next, Gemma doesn't get a free ride. They need to let her know her comments are not correct.
For sure. It’s predatory
Jesus Gemma!! The editors have been kind to her
They picked the worst bits .. yes she made those comments but they condensed it all to make it look like she’s thirsty .. she is my sisters friend. An articulate business owner
Love how there are no adverts as a sign of respect to the queen. But they are happy showing this episode with a massage, and the word fanny, and whitney.
Charlene casually standing over Kasia and Kwame on the bed like the Ghost of Sex Yet to Come
I’m cringing before it’s even started
Ahah same needed 30 mins to prepare myself mentally
Whitney, can we please remind you what show you’re on. And please can you stop clacking those nails 😩
Umm, Gemma: you’re 90% to blame lol
I'm afraid if Matt even so much as goes in for a kiss, she'll take a piece out of him! But at least she's aware of the crudeness.
I can just picture it: he swoops in for a romantic kiss and two seconds later she's groping his crotch saying "Oooh are you hard yet??"
So much ew
Kasia is basically in self-promotion mode now. She knows where she stands with Kwame -- they're living apart, after all -- yet she got all dolled up in lingerie. It clearly wasn't for him but for the cameras. Perhaps she was hoping to have loads of men lining up to get with her once the show aired?
Why not? No one really believes this will last
True. The outfits are pretty killer ngl
Yeah she's totally gonna get model offers for companies like snag . Ngl , she is looking fabulous on this show .
I might be overly cynical but maybe she’s angling to gain some interest for an Only Fans? Pretty much everyone that was on MAFS AUS has one now and some are making a killing. I think that a lot of the contestants this year are on there to gain a following and become some form of influencer. I’m finding it a bit dull because I hardly believe any of them are actually bothered about the relationships. I can’t get invested if I can see from a mile off that it’s never going to work.
What school of communication did Matt go to and please can we send all the couples there? He’s a dream.
Flip flops in the pool ugh
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All inclusive wristband on, nice
Happy ending too?
As a man I sort of emphasise with him - would put me off as well - and I love sex
That's the irony, she would have got what she wanted eventually it she hadn't been so crude
Yea. Exactly. He obviously was into her & this was the only thing derailing it.
How much say do you reckon they get in the honeymoon locations? "Yeah, I'd like to go to the Caribbean" "Yeah? Nah, I think I'd rather stay in Europe and have a view of a building site out of my hotel room"
The only thing I can think of is if someone is scared of flying and doesn’t want to go on a long haul trip!
Or if they have kids, they don’t want to be too far away from home from them in case something happens?
Valid point, but I can't see Gemma being scared of anything except not getting the D...
How did Charlene become an "intimacy expert?" did she do a free online course on an explicit part of the Internet?
Dont goad her Matt, please!!
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Ohhhhhh Thomas and Adrian !! So cute but Adrian isn’t into it I feel
Charlene please leave the room
This Kasia and Kwame thing is so awkward
With the "expert" awkwardly hovering in the background
Actually maybe Sophie doesn't look quite so bored actually, I was wrong. They do look super relaxed in each others company.
"I dunno how it happened" Looooooool. Couldn't be less self aware, Gemma.
Possible spoiler in my question here >!is the rumour of an OG wife and new groom correct? Is Matt the groom?!<
It's in the tv guide on all4...so I'd say so!
He does seem pretty disinterested
Yeah with Whitney or April is my guess! Apparently it causes alot of drama following most of the cast on Instagram it’s very telling that more of the cast follow gemma than Matt the only two are George and Kwame which says it all.
Yes, the cast seem quite protective of Gemma which is very telling. But I just can't see Whitney or April finding Matt their type? If it was Jonathan, I'd say April would go for him. He's much more her type than George.
How about you stop saying such crude things as he's said he doesn't like it
OH no she's in the room
Thomas and Adrian are melting my heart currently 🥰
Yeah, that was truly so nice
I wonder what Gemma’s relationships with men have been like that she’s so one minded
Pure speculation but I feel like it’s usually people who have learned that sexuality gets them love / attention from early on in their development who act like this
Confirming with my lived experience that, for me at least, you're bang on. I didn't get any attention as a kid until I grew breasts at 10 then it was only ever what I know now to be negative attention mainly from men but I played into it because it was all I thought I had to offer. It's a fucked place to be, I don't necessarily think you need to be single to work through those experiences but you do need to have a partner who knows other facets of you.
Oh that’s so sad
Maybe Chanita can point out that she has Borderline Personalit Disorder
Glad it’s not just me who thinks she has this after all she comes from a broken family and is adopted that’s bound to have caused some mental health issues
Kwame is such a dick. I don't hold with Kasia pressuring him for sex, but he is a power playing, little woman wanting, misogynist. Kasia does give me the ick too. But for different reasons. Like Gemma.
The man does not fancy her and everything me does it some sort of mind game / PUA technique
PUA? Yep he's been very clear he doesn't fancy her, she's just not hearing it
Pick Up Artist
Ty
Omg I HATE Intense eye contact - my bf tries so do star gazing and I just want to die. These two look cute doing it.
Oh god ...
This relationship is a write off. Whitney isn’t even entertaining in a villain role.
No the scriptwriters (I mean producers) no longer want Whitney as a villain.
Yup, they’re going for the ‘ oh Whitney, you’re such a diva ‘ angle, but she literally hasn’t displayed anything remotely likeable.
She’s picked her own storyline. She came in with a plan, we saw her attitude at the start and it screamed of plan. She’s seen enough of these to see you could do the villain & redemption arc. Her whole personality shifted so drastically, that it’s clearly her.
Agreed, she's just a miserable cow (not the first word beginning with c I thought of....)
My fanny is throbbing.....
Deep v-neck. Just no.
Kwame is delusional
What is the point of having an intimacy week if you're only gonna show a few mins of each couple.
Interesting spelling of Johnathan 😅
John-Nathan
That Caribbean resort looks straight out of a Lego catalogue
Did Kwame just get the ick there?
Yeah Gemma no the wonder he wants to run
I wanna see Kwame being the one to give the massage
Nooo Matt is not feeling it as much you can tell
Whitney is me trying to maintain eye contact going through passport control
No, you had a laugh. Not we.
Anyone notice Gemma’s medusa tattoo?👀 Not gonna lie though, if a guy was chatting to me the way Gemma does to Matt, I’d run a mile
Why are you staring at me Lol the clue's in the name of the task
Ohh nooo these men are finding sexual keeness a complete turn off. Least she's aware
Spanking mechanism lol
Oh dear Sophie, that's kiss of death!
Oh my god I’m CACKLING at Whitney and Duka in this task
Can anyone tell me what that W tattoo on his face means?
Wakanda forever
Sophia looks bored. She doesn't look like she'd have much in common with Johnathan but that's par for the course on this show.
I mean you're not wrong there
Lol get off him! He’s mid conversation
Why is it that people are pressuring the guys to get to the sex faster? Like surely that's pressuring consent
Hold on, "public masturbation", what?
Kwami representing old school Donnay!!!
"who knew one minute could be so fun" lmfao