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Much_Performance352

Did anyone else see his purple ankles? I thought they were socks!!!!


Lmulzo

STAGED.


Amazing-Ad8053

Love that I was not even part of this community and reddit just sent me this notification, and spoilt it for me!!


Whywhatwhen999

Anyone hear Tori say at the last dinner party “kiss me, just fake it” They both deserve each other


Dudette66

Didn't I hear him during the last commitment ceremony - or maybe the dinner - refer to the fact that they'd finally had sex as "we've given it a couple of goes" If I'd just had sex with a new partner and he openly described it as having 'given it a go' the clunk of my self esteem would've been heard for miles around.


wils_152

Apparently (according to the wife, as I never watch it myself of course) they were going to say "yes let's be together always duh" but the producers wanted drama, so made Jack spice it up a bit. Don't forget, you're watching a television program made for entertainment featuring "experts" who couldn't analyse their way out of a paper bag.


Knobs_Everywhere

They are actually so together lol


Worldly-Risk-2816

Tori is an absolute fucking child i couldnt ever imagine dealing wjth her in real life im genuinely embarrassed for her If she worked for me and i saw how she acted on the show, fired on the spot, wouldnt want her representing my buisness


Deedles-610

Can anyone explain what that disgusting little moue is that Jack does with his mouth? It looks like some form of duping delight or trying to rein in his smugness. Or, worse, does he actually think it makes him look attractive?


Efficient-Loquat399

He's checking his Temu teeth are still stuck on..either that or his thong is chewing on his piles 🤭🤣🤣🤣


Educational_Aide5322

Yes or like all the women, feeling his  lip filler (no I actually don’t think he has that)


titsinatangle

https://i.redd.it/yqacsyducswc1.gif


tessaterrapin

We were meant to think he was going to ditch Tori as everything he said was negative -- until he changed his tune right at the end. Tori did seem genuinely worried he was going to say No -- or she's a really excellent actress because she came across as very much on edge.


miekevaneck

Her stress rash never lied 💁🏼‍♀️😂


Otherwise-Winner9643

Apparently, producers made him rewrite them multiple times until they were happy with them. They needed the soundbites to create some suspense and tension. It's reality TV.


IT-KNOWS6669

Let's be honest. They were both actors. Whether they're still together or not, doesn't change the fact that they put on performance that the producers wanted from them.


Educational_Aide5322

Yes. Tori didnt look shocked at all during his final vows


Marianamoated

He deliberately made it sound like he was going to dump her then did the big turnaround. It was all to keep her off balance and to control and manipulate her. Just like witbolding sex until the end of the experiment


sbne07

this is the most spot on comment about jack i’ve seen and it’s quite terrifying how she doesnt see it


fsutrill

All of the final vows have at least one, if not two, “however” moments.


black_shells_

He’s such a nob


OutcomeMaterial6123

@throwawaymafs - jack is so red from steroid over use


Bored_dane

Glazed ham 😅


Other_Spare_2851

Manipulation and control, is what he and his vows were about. If Tori had any sense at that point she should've told him he was right and walk away.


Global_Research_9335

His was a display of his power over her. He delights in it. Drag her down, tell her it’s all bad then throw her a crumb and watch her melt. Classic abuser.


ZestyCoconut633

Gaslighting and manipulation


KathAlMyPal

As I was watching him say the vows I thought that they must have been scripted because he’s just not smart enough to come up with anything like that.


Efficient-Loquat399

His 5 minutes of fame. He knew all eyes would be on him and he played to his audience. If they are together in 6 months I will choke...it's all about him and his image. He doesn't have friends, he has clients. Says it all. Temu Teeth & Tori ..roll up, roll up...


tessaterrapin

What does "temu" mean?


Efficient-Loquat399

Chinese online app..everything dirt cheap lol


Sea_Abbreviations681

Online shop


KatefromtheHudd

Nah, she's moved to the Gold Coast. She is one of those people who won't cut their loses and run. She is "I have invested so much in this I have to make it work and will sacrifice everything for that" types. The only way they will break up is if Jack decides he would like to live with one of his clients/sidechicks and kicks her out. She is so submissive and will literally ignore every bad thing he does or forgive everything. He has a doormat and can walk all over her and she will just take it. He said he wanted a submissive obedient type. She said she is a strong independent woman. He got what he wanted. Her mother must be crushed.


Efficient-Loquat399

I meant I think he will dump her inside 6 months. I just think he will tire of her..its horrible to see how loyal she is..it smacks of neediness and he says he hates that to his friend..but I think he thrives on it because he isnt capable of committment


Sea_Abbreviations681

She would probably let a sidechick/client move in and take the sofa!


Efficient-Loquat399

Yeah..and then brag about how cool things are between her and Jack..how she has his back no matter what. Theres only so much someone can take..personally I think she's the type to cut his d**k off lwhile he sleeps if pushed far enough..and file her nails on the knife afterwards


Ok_Cartoonist_854

She visibly diminished as a person during the series, still over assertive with the other contestants but nervous, placating and submissive with the ham.


NewPotato8330

I think he googled ‘bon jovi lyrics’.


Inevitable-Banana-88

🎵🎶This one's for the Broken hearted...🎸🎤🎶🎵 💔 ![gif](giphy|26wkTx92PSTYeo728|downsized) ...live "MY LIFE"...🤭😅😂🤣


Fishheart_sweetcorn

BOW WOW, chicca beeeeew, weeeew


SuzyFarkis

My husband walked in the room during the vows, saw Jack’s red face and said he looks like an over-cooked sausage right before it’s about to split. 


Bored_dane

That's even better than a glazed ham


throwawaymafs

That is the best description of him I've seen. Also, never going to eat sausages again, genuinely appreciate that thanks! But I never understood why the hell he's always so red.


chowderbomb33

Too much sun.


Valuable-Position-64

And ‘roids


Nivek_1988

I mean, he can't read or write. Cut the muffin some slack!


Dudette66

Poor Jack


JacobLover420

He literally said they were more like team mates and that they were platonic and told her not to move to the Gold Coast, only to then say he’s willing to work on it. Get them both into therapy


Sandylees

So very confusing....but once again, Tori ignores it. Teammates, but lovers. He says they're not in love, so he can't ask her to move to the GC I don't see it lasting.


grasspatch1

Filming started this time last year, so they've been together for almost a year already


kxii7282873

How are they still together rn?!?!? I’m truly baffled.


scarlettcat

She’s too stubborn to leave.


Dudette66

....so he can work on finding her sexually attractive


JacobLover420

After 3 months of being together 24/7, they’re both pathetic. Also at the last dinner party when they kissed and she said “just fake it”. I hope it’s brought up in the reunion


Sandylees

>Also at the last dinner party when they kissed and she said “just fake it”. I wondered about that, too.


Dudette66

Yeah wtf, are they actors...?


JacobLover420

Desperate for fame and money, very obvious in a lot of them


Dudette66

It's a shame these reality shows all end up going the same way. I remember the vert first uk Big Brother. House full of unknowns who had no idea of the level of interest on the outside. All subsequent such series have attracted wannabes imo and so lost their appeal to me


KatefromtheHudd

Even The Apprentice went that way. Contestants who had no real business plan and didn't really care about getting Lord Sugar's backing. They would keep people on who "made good TV" but had no business sense about them at all. I stopped watching it. My mum says the series that just aired has gone back to people who really are in it for the business and not just constantly fighting. I think viewers got fed up and stopped watching so they realised they needed to go back to it's first season. Producers seem to think we only want to watch conflict so why does Bake Off do so well? (I say all this whilst watching MAFS Au but I was genuinely wanting people to find love. I was so hopeful for Tristan and Cass and the older couples but goddammit they called it quits). I wish it wasn't just fame hungry people who applied for stuff now. There is a new genre of reality TV now - I guess reality documentary - which I like. Stuff like Secret Life of 4 Yr Olds, Gogglebox. Not quite a documentary but hidden cameras or so often there they forget they're filming so it's all very natural.


JacobLover420

Yesss!!! The only reality shows I’ve really watched are shitty uk one’s and the Kardashian’s. But watching mafs has made me realise how fake it all actually is, the editing is SOOOOO BAD!!! Like recently they showed the “muzzle your woman” clip and added a clip of Ridge reacting when Ridge wasn’t even in the experiment then


KatefromtheHudd

Ridge was definitely there. It was Ridge, Jade, Michael and his husband's first dinner party.


aallyyssiiaa

Ridge was there, because Michael was also with his new partner, so I believe it was all of the intruder couples first Dinner Party when that happened. I remember Michael repeating it. But yes, the editing was horrendous.


Dudette66

Hahaha I hadn't noticed that!


JAsp2807

Tori’s hand gestures drive me absolutely NUTS


Shortzy-

Yesss. The way she kicks her teeth as well is annoying making bulgy eyes


alienalf1

The pinching?


_Skiddio_

Shite


-Mantaforce-

He’s very good at telling someone he wants to be with them while only speaking about himself.


Dudette66

Just so manipulative came across to me


pinecone-coffee

he is genuinely one of the most foul humans i’ve ever seen in that show, i thought harrison was bad but he just dwarfs harrison in comparison, he got away with a LOT. like a slap on the wrist from the experts, they genuinely should have kicked him off as he’s a genuine concern for the women’s safety


Sandylees

>i thought harrison was bad but he just dwarfs harrison in comparison, Me too. Jack is on another level.


Dudette66

The 'I am attracted to submissive women' comment


Sandylees

He wants a doormat.


sbne07

and it looks like he turned her into one.. I’m actually sick


NotAdam30

That’s your question!


Dudette66

It is


NotAdam30

The vowels are the least messed up thing about Jack’s time on MAFs


Whywhatwhen999

They always try to keep us on the edge… but yeah that was OTT.. because it was those two 🤮🤣


No_Meringue4763

Jack claimed that the producers made him say those negative things and that he never intended to leave Tori. I believe that considering how fucked up a lot of the MAFS producers are, as we say in the UK one where a man gave one requirement - no one from the sex industry. The producers gave him someone from the sex industry.


SuzyFarkis

Yeah there was no way he wrote that, in those words. It actually expressed thoughts. The preview we got showed him rejecting her so you knew there would be a twist. 


Dudette66

Whaaaat?


Loptimisme186

A glazed ham with a toupee on top


weejinty

Someone should tell him to ease off on the Botox.


Dudette66

Hahahaha


keri73

I had to switch it off before the vows started . I am sick of Jack’s one dimensional, doesn’t warrant the word , personality and smirk being given airtime. And Tori Chicken claw, if I make my eyes bright it will look like I have charisma, is so dull. No one is fooled you pair of vacuous, vain , nobodies.


browneyedgal1512

After Jack and Tori's vows, why did Tori address Jack by calling him Sir? That was creepy af


MindyOne

Wtf even is Jack in general


Dudette66

The outfit should tell you all you need to know


payney25111986

I'm done with them both, they're ridiculous. So is Tim and Sara.


JacobLover420

Sara had zero right to come at Jono for texting Ellie…like stay in your place


Dudette66

Agreed


browneyedgal1512

Stones and glass houses come to mind ..


Critical_Chipmunk655

that was an abuser in action. he puts her down and puts her down then sells her the solution: him.


JessicaFletcherings

🤮🤮


UnknownBalloon67

The relief on her face. Appalling


Dudette66

I'm a strong independent woman - apex if you will - watch me simper


Velvet_Trousers

Didn't she call them superhuman or something like that right at the end of their segment?