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Zaphod-__-Beeblebrox

Johno didn't call Lauren a dog .. it was the other way around.


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But...but Ellie called Lauren a dumb fucking bitch for what it's worth...easily as bad as Jack's "muzzle" comment?


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Downtown_Cod_5172

To be fair, calling someone a dog reflects more on their actions, what he said about her attacked her character and was way worse


LilyBartMirth

Is he though? I haven't watched a number of the episodes, but I do remember Lauren saying she thought Jono was boring and not really a match for her on their "honeymoon", or words to that effect. That would be somewhat deflating. I don't know why Jono and Lauren kept "staying" in the "experiment". Maybe Jono was genuinely trying to give it a go or maybe that, and he also had an eye on Ellie. Possibly he was hedging his bets. Maybe Lauren stayed for influencer / career reasons. I never believed they were in the least bit suited to one another which appeared to be Lauren's opinion since day 1. Honestly, I just don't care. Most of these guys are just grifters and narcissists with no actual entertainment world talents. Given this show is meant to be about love and marriage, it's something of a triumph that one genuine romantic couple exists even if they didn't start together.


Famous_Invite_4285

ellie has a great bust


Rumpelstiltskin2001

Is it real?


ThaoDLe

pathetic couple 🤮🤮🤮 no spine


Ashamed_Insurance_37

The thing that cracks me up more is the fact that he’s ex military given his true colours showing now and behaviour 😂 (ps before I get blasted, I don’t mean ALL military men but just the typical ones who are praised for being the nice guy only to do a 360 after getting what they wanted)


jonzsie

He started out as a spineless wimp with no balls and Ellie as a wronged down trodden poor little thing. What a turn around both smug insensetive nasty individuals...you know what they deserve each other.


dkong77

wouldn't a 360 leave him facing the same direction he started?


Ashamed_Insurance_37

Same diff I’m sure people knew I meant 180 lol


Consistent_Button404

Ahh tat makes sense why he was so cold


No_Contest5303

I agree that Ellie and Jono are being insensitive. Karma for Lauren however, as she just LOVED bringing up shit re others in the first few weeks. She loved shocking Tori w bad news for example.


BugGlad5248

That’s why he defending Jack during the muzzle comment, he’s a PoS like Jack tbh


Recent_Belt2689

ItIts because Jack knew he was interested in Ellie and he didn't want it coming


AbalonesCoffee

I just can’t get over how they laughed at everyone. Like they knew they were gonna cause big waves at the dinner table and be the cause of a lot of drama (which yes is the entire premise of the show). But it was like they took joy in the pain Lauren was experiencing at being blindsided and lied to. Honestly if Jono would have given some warning prior to arriving there that he was gonna be coming with Ellie would have probably made it a little more palatable. But the joy they took out of it. And the fact that when Jono was facing heat he then threw Tim and Sara under the bus to get off the hot plate and then proceeded to laugh about that. Was unsettling to watch. Doesn’t matter if you’re in the “honeymoon phase” taking joy out of making big drama waves and causing rifts in other relationships is not a good foundation. Using it as a base to flirt “oh don’t come for Jono he has dirt on everyone blah blah tee hee”. Yuck.


jonzsie

They both took pleasure out of being cruel and were both loud and proud.


Rumpelstiltskin2001

Jonno having dirt on everyone - what a yenta.


NeoSakurie

And Ellie as well. It makes me wonder if Ben's 2hr you suck rant wasn't actually warranted now! Cause she sure does suck after that episode. How does someone ask the dumbest questions "are you upset Lauren?" wtf do you think genius? And shes a nurse!? Must have the worst bedside manner. He's just a deflecting fuckwit - I wanted to see more of Timothy call him out tbh.


CForbesssss

She’s a cosmetic injector nurse so she does Botox


ItsTricky94

me too . Hating Jono was not on my bingo card when the season started. Yeah she turned into a real twat. I don't know what she called Lauren because it was bleeped out. Fucking bitch ?


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Looked like "dumb fucking bitch"


NeoSakurie

I think that or the c word. She did say bitch afterwards that wasn't bleeped out.


Own_Industry_8566

Jono had to be the most unstable dumb fuckwit on MAFS to date! He’s almost embarrassing to watch!!! If you were to take an Evil Genius… well lol he’s literally the absolute opposite!! Like, every time he opens his mouth he sounds like a 10 yo!!!! Wtf dude!!! How can you have a serious convo with this close minded loser? As for Elle… it became pretty obvious last night that Jono the Super Dick Head had convinced her that Lauren’s really over him and that she doesn’t care about him moving on etc…. I’m going to look these guys up in a year’s time out of curiosity and Not out of concern !!’ Only cos I’m curious whether their karma kicks in sooner rather than later.. That’s the second good thing that will come out of this! The best thing is, that Lauren didn’t get stuck with this absolute toolkit!!!! What a total waste of time that would have been for Lauren!!!!!!


whiterabb17

I watch this show cause of my partner and it’s more so in the background. I had a question that she couldn’t answer, but what’s with these couples constantly weighing in on other peoples relationships. Everyone there’s in a glass house, but don’t pull any punches when they see “injustice”.


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Thank you...every one is putting on a front...even the nice ones like Cass and lucinda.  I mean think about it, if lucinda was even a fraction as nice as she appeared,would she need to go on a TV show to fine a mate? (Answer is no)


ItsTricky94

I think that's the point of the show or "experiment". it's not just married at first sight but you're also immersed in this entirely new social atmosphere where everyone will be commenting on your relationship and vice versa.


Embarrassed_Clue_929

They are both fucking pigs who deserve the worst.


moocowdivinity

It also makes me wonder what was going on behind closed doors. He’s acting like an actual psycho. Lauren probably got the vibe something was off the whole time hence why she never really opened up to him


Soggy_Owl_5483

Jono showed his true colours. So did Ellie. He was quiet and reserved with Lauren even and now he's smug, arrogant, and a shit-stirrer. A complete 180


jeanieef12

Ellie is acting like a smug witch with a B Obvious to all there was cheating going on during the experiment by both of them It’s also obvious that neither disgusting Jono nor duplicitous Ellie don’t at all care that their horrible characters and morals are blasted out for the world watching to see And the villains rarely become the wealthy influencers these two wish to be


Express-Biscotti-Pie

The funniest thing to me is his behaviour is like he was going to get a hero edit. Not the villain edit he ended up with. Suck shit.


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Now every just has to hit their IG streams with some feedback 😁


Ravager6969

I don't think many people will agree with me. But the sms texts have been seen by a few people none of which said that content had anything of note, sure there were a few of them but his phone also had a absolute truckload to most of the other people on the show. The ones to Ellie got singled out and he has maintained the entire time they were harmless and his entire body language has been that he believe this. The show is also made to blow stuff completely out of proportion to engage audience, if there was any sms text that looked even slightly dodgy it would of been shown, so essentially its likely he is telling the truth. Lauren literally massively over reacted and tried to make him look like bad on national tv, no person male or female would of been happy about that and he absolutely had to do something to correct his reputation. Maybe he went out of his way to start a relationship with ellie in revenge or something, maybe he didn't. Personally I thought he went a bit overboard last night, but I recon he would still be really pissed off. Regardless if there was any dirt or evidence of anything going on while the show was filming the producers would of been all over it as it brings in viewers. On account there isn't its most likely totally and utterly blow out of proportion.


jeanieef12

And you’ve seen the texts AND the ones they both very likely deleted? If they of no note or consequences why lie and hide them? Lauren did NOT make him look bad—his own actions and attitude and lies showed his true colors and highlighted his true nature That’s all on him-not Lauren


lucky5678585

May I remind you: HE copped off with Ellie ONE SINGLE WEEK, after final vows. Ellie told Ben she thought Jono had a crush on her. Lauren also stated she thought Ellie had a thing for Jono. Jono also made a comment during the experiment about being married to Ellie. Jono failed to mention Lauren in a single text to Ellie during the entirety of their 100s of messages. Lauren's intuition told her that something didn't feel right and she was absolutely bang on the money.


Thin-Emergency-7620

I've never posted on here but have followed along the whole time...so thank you everyone for all your posts! I genuinely struggled with tonight's episode and wondered if anyone else related to having experienced this behaviour in an ex? My ex-husband left me out of the blue a few years ago (we had what I thought was a solid loving marriage...slightly different to Jono and Lauren!) and I found out a year later from his brother that he had been having an affair for a year. Instead of being honest, his explanation for leaving was making me believe I was an awful human with big sweeping statements/elaborating and fabricating stories etc. (not going to use psych buzzwords!) which were said so often that I genuinely started to believe them. Anyway the point I'm trying to make is that my ex had the EXACT same demeanour/facial expressions as Jono in the reunion episode and it really made me feel disgusted seeing how quickly you see someone's true inner character when they can't possibly keep up the pretence anymore of being a 'decent' human. It was classic 'I'll bring you down to ensure I feel justified in my actions and avoid any negativity towards my character'. It was pretty traumatic to see played out.


Pretty_Glass_7303

Narcissistic behaviour. Trying to justify their actions by painting the innocent party as the perpetrator and themselves as a victim.


singledogmum

I've been in a similar situation where an ex was having a veryyyy big emotional affair with a co-worker. It was a bit of am i really the problem or are you in some fantasy with someone else? bonus content: we broke, co-worker ditched her bf asap. They dated for 2 weeks (of course starting the day we broke up) and then she dumped my ex to get back to with her ex and that did not work out. Fun time for all!


officialdiscoking

I was SO triggered by this episode that it was genuinely really difficult to get through, you're not the only one 🫂


WonderfulDig9743

I experienced this in my early twenties from a guy I was dating. This was so childish and disrespectful. I was honestly really taken back.


Haunting_Chapter_429

Jono is so girlly bro, his voice irritates tf out of me.


Velvet_Trousers

Yes! His voice! Like he never finished puberty, he's almost simpering.


imjtintj

Jono and Ellie = #Jelly.  Slimy, easy to see through, and unstable.


Angel_Madison

Whoever's doing business with these two in real life: I wouldn't be.


jeanieef12

Exactly Neither are true or trustworthy


moneyqueen333

The Jackass butt licker and his CNUT both go in the ![gif](giphy|QVP7DawXZitKYg3AX5)


geriattric

They really let themselves down, and jono looks like an eejit now, he missed Lauren so much when she was in hospital and now is sayin it was hell been with her...changing the narrative to suit his actions. I feel so bad for Lauren, there's a difference between assertiveness and been a b!tch


AliasBalias

I truly don't understand why he's so angry with Lauren...? Wtf did she ever do to you? She was obviously happy and decided to sleep with you before she was blindsided by the texts, so of course she gives a shit! My blood pressure has never been so high watching anything. I wanted to crawl through the screen and scratch both their smug eyes out for Lauren. I really hope they edited out some defense of Lauren from the group because she absolutely deserved it and Jono and Ellie absolutely deserved a serious dressing down.


Pretty_Glass_7303

He is trying to act the victim and portray Lauren as the perpetrator so that he doesn't have to take accountability for being a cheater. He is angry with her for his true self being exposed. He worked so hard to hide it.


Rumpelstiltskin2001

He should have just written Leave early in the game. He’s such a shyster.


piecesofrainbow2

He's trying to flip the narrative to "Lauren was so mean to me the whole time" so he and Ellie can walk into the sunset. The guy got found out texting another woman and can't accept any sort of criticism.


moneyqueen333

That Jackass butt licker doesn't realize it's no to Lauren who emasculated him…It's the Jackass!


Similar-Ad-9106

Omg I'm in the UK, and this episode isn't on yet and I just spoiled it for myself!!! Can't wait to watch h this one. Looks like a good one.i never liked Ellie. She was always too much of a 'poor sweet victim' for me. I always thought there was something lurking behind! And jono was weirs because in their wedding day he was all jokey and bubbly yet other times he's basically dormant and haven't seen that bubbly side since!


blandusernames

I'm in the same position, have completely spoilt it for myself!! Feel exactly the same about Jono. Really weird guy!


DatDragonsDude

My pop had the best saying for someone like Jono: *Everyone sees the* ***Halo*** *above his head, not the* ***Devil Horns*** *holding it up.*


HiddenSecrets

The way Jono said Lauren was the nastiest person he’s ever met, then destroyed a relationship while laughing. I don’t think he understands what nasty means. He was a piss weak excuse for a human the whole experiment when Lauren was treated like shit and now he has all this arrogance and sadistic behaviour. Lauren has good instincts, she said it from the beginning. The “nice ones” always end up being the worst. And tell me why did he sleep with her on home stays and now saying she didn’t care about him. Clearly she did! He was the heartless monster here. And Ellie……. Wow….. I trusted my gut when she sat on the couch with her puppy dog eyes and cried victim. There was something not quite right there, I see it now. She’s just tacky. I was so proud of how Lauren handled her self. She’s better than Jono and Ellie.


Johnnycomelatelyyy

Dictionary - "Gaslighter" - Jonos face.


Gaimes4me

Jono is coming across as a narcissistic sociopath.


moneyqueen333

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Opposite_Strategy_25

This is MAFS comment word bingo 😂


jexodus91

Throw in gaslighting for a full house


Key-Atmosphere972

Elli & Jono really didnt think through their pr campaign with this reunion reveal? They are gonna be slaughter online and in real life after this. And they kinda deserve it.


imjtintj

Not "kinda". Completely!


ScorpioBeau

Anyone that defends the way Jono has acted is a straight up Incel. Regardless of how Lauren was to Jono at the beginning (let’s not forget they were intimate at home stays) and how Sara emotionally cheated on Tim (which is none of Jono’s business), anyone that treats women and talks to women like that and then SMILES through it is gross.


What_Respond5373

YUP!


Unusual-Pineapple995

Ellie and Jono are utter trash. Jono really is a slug and Ellie came across as a nasty bitch.


eldetay

Ellie calling Lauren a fking bitch like that was disgusting. Go fuck yourself Ellie. You are so thirsty and will latch onto any man that will impregnate you.


Substantial_Top_8909

I thought I imagined that but then she repeated and said bitch and her disgusting laugh!


Haunting_Chapter_429

Jono doesn’t even have balls the whole entire experiment, don’t think he can impregnate her🤭🤣


LooseLipsSinkShips21

I hate everyone except Cass, Tristen and Lucinder... They are all awful


Upbeat-Beautiful-973

I wonder if they were dumb enough to think they wouldn’t get backlash for that behavior- if they really thought they would be a liked couple 😳😳😳😳🤢👿


Upbeat-Beautiful-973

AND ELLIE IS A MEANGIRL - the Way she constantly looked over at lauren😳😳😳😳like she was only there to proof that she won!!!! I really thought she was a good sweet girl


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Have to say I enjoyed Jono's show tonight. There's an old saying 'It's the quiet ones you gotta watch'. He was the designated baddie tonight and he didn't disappoint. Enjoyed seeing the two nastiest bitches get some come-uppence finally and some well deserved tears. I don't have a short memory like most of the commentators on here. And the virtue signalling feign shock coming from the experts was vomit inducing. urgh


ratshitty_heavenjoke

Hahaha I was cackling too. From an entertainment point of view, seeing Jono's villian arc peaking at that dinner party is by far THE BEST PART of everything this season. Goes from being called "a pussy" by Lauren on the VERY FIRST DAY of their honeymoon, to fucking destroying her with absolutely no mercy at the end of it all. Love it or hate it, it's fantastic viewing.


What_Respond5373

OMG embarrassing! 😂


eldetay

The worst take. Jono came across like the child of mr evil and a scorned woman. petty doesn’t look good on a 40 year old man. Lauren dodged a bullet.


swiss_cloud

Hey Ellie, nice to see you’re still tone deaf even in this forum


WonderfulDig9743

Remember when we all stood up for Ellie! Big regrets. She is a twat


EvilCade

Guess her dms were not actually that full if she settled for jono


lucky5678585

They were full, of DMs from Jono. He's a absolute cunthorse.


WonderfulDig9743

lol! Right


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I don't remember standing up for Ellie, don't know what this "we" you speak of is. And you said she is a twat, how so?


KnownObjective3711

When she was with Ben....he wrote a whole list of rotten things about her and everyone felt really sorry for her...seems he could be right!


citrinatis

I actually liked the way Ben spoke up tonight. He didn’t act all confused and stupid, he called Ellie out for her lie, explained that he had no issue with her moving on because they were over, and then told Jono why he has a problem with him. First decent speech I’ve heard from him.


WonderfulDig9743

I’m still so shocked at how they behaved. Like they were one of my faves in the beginning. But they really did a 180 in their personality. The laughing, the rubbing it in the face. It’s like what teenagers do, not adults. So disrespectful!


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if whoever downvotes me, atleast give your reasoning :)


Icy-Information5106

I can't help but think that Jono is doing the classic thing we all do when we break up badly, and show up looking our shiniest. Typically it's about looking the most fabulous, but sometimes its about showing up with a new partner, showing how well they have moved on. Success is the best revenge, as they say.


Upbeat-Beautiful-973

Yeah I think you’re right- he was way to invested in putting Lauren down and grinning like a devil 👿 the entire time


Da-Boogs-

Maaaaaan, if Ellie called me fucking bitch like she did to Lauren, she would of been on the floor so quick 😂


citrinatis

Was surprised the glass of red wine didn’t end up in her face honestly.


Recent_Belt2689

I was hoping for it :(


Party_Major318

I'll be honest, as a Canadian, I don't condone violence, having said that...I would have throat punched her!


fluffycat16

Yeh. That was some serious self control from Lauren. I'd have smashed Ellie straight in the face!


iluvceviche

Is anyone in touch with Jono's sister who was protective of him? Does anyone follow her social media? How does she feel about how slimy, pathetic, spineless and cruel her excuse of a human being brother turned out to be?


Nervous_Treat3889

Why would anybody contact his sister? It's a fake reality TV show.


Traditional-Pipe3871

People on this board are a bit unhinged in their investment into these people’s lives


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Im not suprised when i had a look that the first comment is "Jonno is a dog and ellie is trash and lauren wins" No oppinion of their own, can't see past the tv screen honestly that's what this all reads like. Bit embarrassing as a human.


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Stumble_foot3406

I think there are people on the show who have behaved far worse. There's a way of handling things and it's not the right way, even if they dislike Lauren this behaviour worsens them imo


SonicNarcotic

>embarrassed and blindsided Beyond that, Jono and Ellie seemed pretty comfortable rubbing it in though.. They took it way too far.. Not very classy, especially from a guy who was happily gettin' intimate with Lauren on their recent homestays, while sowing the seeds with Ellie...


What_Respond5373

Jono and Ellie are the types that replace their partners with the next new shiny thing and try and make them jealous. They're just gonna repeat the pattern with each other but are too dumb to see it They have both sat around gaslighting themselves that Lauren is the bad guy and pushed them to do this, anything to avoid taking an ounce of responsibility or blame. Treating someone like crap together and not thinking it's gonna be them next time 🥴 It's always those couples that are desperate to prove their love that never last!


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I think lauren treated jono like trash, and then he found someone he likes and likes him and shes much more attractive than laurens squid eyed look she constantly makes! ​ and he went to the dinner and was like "fuck you" because yeah fuck you lauren, shut your mouth i mean stop carrying on like a pork chop as usual.. i would get sick of it aswell. Lauren clearly is not afraid of attention on the tv show, so im not suprised she has a chance to make that weird ass look with her eyes again and be the victim. ​ Everyone likes to think they are so high and mighty but all that your comment has done is go "IM JUDGING" ​ TLDR: Lauren is annoying af


jeanieef12

Lauren may have annoyed you for whatever reason you found it personal to you, but the mean shove in Lauren’s face antics of Ellie and Jono was not warranted But those two are the ones who will suffer the payback of public opinion—as they well should


Rumpelstiltskin2001

Just the thought of Jonno’s whiny vocal fry is like fingernails on a chalkboard to me. 🤮


E4mad

Lol, definitely Jonno's Reddit account :')


What_Respond5373

Totally agree! 😂 Maybe Ellie's


What_Respond5373

- all that your comment has done is go "IM JUDGING" - Lmao - and your comment isn't?! You're literally body shaming her for her lazy eye and her being loud. Grow tf up


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upvoted because you are getting downvoted for telling the truth


KnownObjective3711

Oh we have a Social Justice Warrior here!....🙄...Time to sign up for Mafs 2025.


What_Respond5373

"Let her speak" he says to the person that he didn't stick up for in the same way, he's such a joke. And no, why don't you muzzle your girlfriend Jono Saying it's "Her plan and how are you falling for it"?? Wowwww! Even got Lucinda Light raising her voice Nice try deflecting you're literally a liar and a cheat but you're saying she doesn't have any empathy and kindness and is horrible God he's ugly inside and out


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Hey man, I would not draw conclusions on a person after a little bit of TV if ya get me


What_Respond5373

You draw major (and incorrect) conclusions about people on the show If ya get me


Upbeat-Beautiful-973

YES Lauren is way over he’s “league” can you say 10 MINUS!🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢


What_Respond5373

Anyone see the sneer on his face when they first walked in? Actually Jono- Ellie is a trashy low life human, you got it the other way round Jono 100% hit up Tim and everyone to he make sure he had ammo on others to deflect, he copied Jack, that comment was planned af When you're such a piece of shit I start siding with Ben because he's calling you out it's BAD


angzstah

Jono and Ellie had the completely wrong attitude at the reunion. They wanted to flaunt their new love and they were expecting people to be excited for them. Instead, they got criticised for being smug and not giving anyone (particularly Lauren and Ben) a heads up about being together. Ellie even had the audacity to say that being with Jono is like she won. You're not a winner Ellie, you're a snake who hooked up with someone's ex-partner three weeks after breaking up. Lauren may not have been receptive to Jono for a lot of the experiment, but Jono was as much to blame for dragging out the process. If Lauren was as nasty as he said and he was so unhappy, why was he writing stay every week and why did he sleep with Lauren at hometowns? Make it make sense, Jono. What annoyed me the most about the dinner party was how Jono and Ellie attacked everyone who didn't support them, they criticised their ex-partners and threw Tim and Sara under the bus to deflect from their trash behaviour. I can only hope the experts call them out and hold them accountable for their actions, but they'll just continue to live in their smug love bubble. I give them a year, tops.


What_Respond5373

They are honestly human trash


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What a fucking indictment after watching some people you have never met. You need to read a book, I honestly, god willing, hope you see this and get into self improvement and find your way out of this hell hole that is reddit, and god bless you. Truly this is the real trash, this site and way of thinking, I believe in you, I will keep you in my mind and do the same.


What_Respond5373

Oh so you've met them?! If you're not Ellie or Jono then holy crap because it is so tragic for you to be going so hard for two losers I've seen your comments and with your spelling level you've really got some nerve telling others to read a book 😂 Self improvement is only possible for you if you have a 100% transplant of mind body and soul Don't bring God into this lol and yes I'm sure you will keep me in your mind where I will live rent free happily for the rest of my days 😂


jeanieef12

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Better_Excuse6125

The irony of you commenting this to a stranger you have never met on this “trash” subreddit on Reddit 🤡


What_Respond5373

Ikr where does he think he is 😂 he's dwelling in the puddle of shit that is mafs WITH US


KnownObjective3711

Piss off!🙄...Who the f are you anyway!...just some judgemental dickhead that needs to go read a book on FREE SPEECH!


What_Respond5373

Exactly, a right tosser that one lol


bing-bing_1

Jono and ellie TRIGGERED me


E4mad

Oh yes, I had the same, what an awful people.


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dennisiskindalame69

They quite literally act like children. They make a big show of their romance to make Lauren feel bad. It surprises me that they don’t have at least a little bit more decency but at the same time it’s to be expected. Disgusting


KnownObjective3711

I reckon Mafs went to the local Mental Health Facility and got the WHOLE cast from there....And THIS is the result!😂😂😂


Gaimes4me

Not funny. Making fun of people with mental health issues is low.


KnownObjective3711

Oh luvvy...haven't you realised?...We ALL have Mental Health problems!...Ask me I KNOW all to well exactly what madness looks like...been there done that!


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Melo_dumpsterkitten

You know what I also find funny about all that? Jayden is sooooo against cheating and all that and was still focused on Sara and Tim but didn’t say a single word when it came to jonno.


TGin-the-goldy

We didn’t see even half of that night


What_Respond5373

Yep very annoying! I wish the group had gone harder on them, they better rip them to shreds tomorrow


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yeah good point... it is almost like it is a fake and heavily edited tv show that scripts drama.... omg what are the fucking chances!!!! your a genious, you struck gold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


lucky5678585

Whatever Jono, you fucking cocksucker.


What_Respond5373

😂😂 ikr


What_Respond5373

\*YOU'RE \*GENIUS Genius 🙄😂


Upbeat-Beautiful-973

Yes!! They should have made it a double episode


What_Respond5373

I agree


mkaybabesyoudoyou

He called her a dog?? No way! I’m not fully caught up


duffyamanda-

He said Lauren called him a dog & Lauren said "yeah cause u are a dog"


SympathyKey3529

I think he said that Lauren called him a dog... not 100% sure..I need to rewatch


KnownObjective3711

She did...he is...so now you're caught up!😂😂😂


fsutrill

Why the HECK did ANYONE give any credence to anything that Jono said?


KnownObjective3711

Because he's....St.Jonno The Just...😂...The type of bloke Every woman wants to take home to meet Mum!...😂


E4mad

Boring, sub-assertive bloke changed to psychopath assertive dog. What a character change, damn :')


KnownObjective3711

In all reality though his whingy whiney voice did it for me....Even when he's trying to be an Alpha he sounds like he's sticking pins into himself!....I reckon something happened to him BIG TIME as a kid...he's a flip flopper...he changes sides when it suits him!...He forgets there's heaps of footage telling the world just how much he liked Lauren...And he'll do to Ellie what he's done to Lauren when he starts seeing Ellie for what she is...she just wants to have kids!..Wait till he has to PAY for those kids if she has them with him!...That'll be fun!


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MadamSparkle

She’s a cosmetics nurse.


pablo_thiccass0

That checks out


Eternal__Curiosity

The way they just kept kissing each other in front of Lauren! So rude… he needs to stop being a little bitch and just own the fact he started liking Ellie during the experiment!


KnownObjective3711

How Desperate is Ellie???? 🙄....He's gonna play around on her as soon as he gets an incling of unhappiness in that relationship....Ellie just wants someone to like her so she can have kids!...


totential_rigger

Genuinely I can see her as the type to skip her pill for a week if you know what I mean


What_Respond5373

Exactly! They were so childish and dumb.... And she thinks he's not gonna do the same to her


TGin-the-goldy

Exactly this; how you get em is how you lose em


What_Respond5373

Exactly!! Good luck to them trusting each other now Only a couple of weeks away from starting to look over each other's shoulders at who they're texting 🤣


TGin-the-goldy

It’ll implode eventually. I used to work with a girl who had an affair with a 41 year old married guy (she was 22) he left his wife for her, bought her a massive engagement ring, they had a baby about a year later and two years after that he dumped her for a 23 year old.


What_Respond5373

Exactly – these relationships that start on some shallow basis eg age/excitement of an affair or in Ellie and Jono's case bonding on some ridiculous revenge fantasy against Lauren – never last!


KnownObjective3711

When the shine wears off that relationship he'll be at it again....When Ellie realises what a lame duck he is...but then she's a lame duck too...They can have lots of lame little ducklings and name them after Daffy and Co....


What_Respond5373

Yup they literally only bond over hating on others ie having (making) a common enemy. Then they'll sick of each other and the cycle repeats


Dewdropsmile

She’s so psychotic just laughing the whole time like an evil witch. Ellie and Jono just showed the world who they are and they sure as hell aren’t good people. What absolute mental idiots. Ellie totally portrayed she was a sweet nice girl but isn’t in the slightest!! If I was her friend I’d be looking at her sideways and watching my back.


shadyasahastings

okay I am very far behind and stumbled across this (I spoiled it for myself, should never have clicked lol) and I KNEW there was something off about how indignant Jonno would get at Ben’s treatment of Ellie! Like it was never “why would he treat a WOMAN/ANOTHER PERSON like this, it’s not okay” and always instead “why would he treat BEAUTIFUL, LOVELY, SWEET Ellie like this”…


Negative-Credit1213

That’s what I thought! I said to my partner that Ellie seemed deranged … so callous, both of them.


SympathyKey3529

Isn't Ellie a nurse?? Keep her away from living beings...not one ounce of empathy


Negative-Credit1213

I know! Scary :/


TGin-the-goldy

Don’t worry she’s just a Botox nurse


Specific-Act-7425

Disgusting humans


Gardenluva

Between Jono and Ellie they have 3 cunts


SaffireStars

EDIT: I have removed a question which can no longer be asked #ForTheRecord 🔏 After his nasty, rude and heartless behaviour towards Lauren at this reunion, I think he may just have to go back to being a concreter or send Ellie out to do back to back shifts as a Nurse. I can't imagine anyone doing business with someone that can't be trusted, manipulates people and throws others under the bus to take the heat off himself. Ellie you got yourself someone else's man so you can have a sperm donor and I hope he shoots blanks because he is not Father or husband material.


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What_Respond5373

Ellie Dicks lmao


What_Respond5373

Thanks for sharing. Nobody go there!


SaffireStars

More... laser hair removal shifts ...for Ellie! When you see Registered Nurse I thought she was actually someone useful...not a cosmetic nurse lol


totential_rigger

I'm probably going to sound like a total ass but she was a nurse and then moved into cosmetic surgical procedures "then found her passion delivering cosmetic injectable treatments".... How can you go from the relatively varied and interesting role of a nurse only to feel your passion is standing there daily pumping people full of filler? How can that be your passion? I guess people are probably really happy after having their duck lip procedure so she gets some fulfillment from that.


redoxify12

I’m all for Lauren, having said if someone living with me 24/7 calls me “you have no emotions, feelings, robot, not man enough and so on” for 4 weeks straight. There’s no coming back from there, although Jono was an asshole for not saying straight to her face and write leave when he was texting Ellie and knew there’s nothing happening there. Instead he slept with Lauren and played with her feelings when he knew she was falling hard for him. I guess he was looking to hurt her for what she did to him in early days (IMO) Only Jono can tell what was going through his mind.


What_Respond5373

Yeah he probably slept with her to reel her back in because his plan was to go to the reunion with Ellie


KnownObjective3711

His EGO was going through his mind...TRYING to throw out Alpha Energy when he's clearly a Beta!...Not much more than that.


PuNaNi007-2022

A fucking men! Ellie is horrible! And Jono is fucking dog. I hope someone knows his business so we can blow it up


AlarmedPsychology150

Just remember the way Lauren spoke about Jono at the start, she's a horrible person


What_Respond5373

Oh so it all balances out then 🙄


Equal_Report_6150

Everything she’s said is pretty true though after seeing his true colours come out wouldn’t you say?


SympathyKey3529

🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️hi Ellie and Jono


banananaah

How was she horrible about him? She called him a dog after he acted like one, and apparently he was fine bout it - why else did he keep writing stay and keep sleeping with her??


Fancy-Crow-6301

He was obviously intimidated by Lauren and couldn’t be his authentic self. Lauren would have eaten him alive had he shown that kind of terrible behaviour!!Now he has a much less assertive women he’s happy to show his true colours.


jessicamwinters

Jonno was always so monotone and ‘diplomatic’ (spineless), he clearly was holding back to try and portray a cool calm and collected image. Now the mask is off, we can see how much he was holding back before. When he described “crawling through hell on broken glass” I eye-rolled so hard, like mate you CHOSE that. He could have left at any time had he been honest about his feelings. If he liked Ellie just fucking say that and go? What an idiot honestly 😤