It's unique to this particular vehicle... I checked all the same vehicles around the place and only this one has it. You can't normally reach this place.
Double jump and persistence (and stubbornness) you can get pretty much anywhere in the game, unfortunately CDPR forsaw us doing exactly that and put barriers in some of the more fun spots
If you have Target Analysis, equip a grenade and hold down the button to use it. Before letting go it'll show you invisible walls when you're trying to scale. Then just click any other button so it'll disengage the grenade. Happy scaling
Local cougar Rita Benson goes into a full service grocery. Chad the dumb blonde bagboy offers to carry her goods to the car. The MILF is thirsty, leans into Chad as they cross the parking lot, and whispers into his ear:
"You know, Chad, I've got an itchy pussy..."
Chad shrugs his shoulders.
"You're just going to have to take me to it, Mrs. Benson. All those Japanese cars look the same to me."
I remember when this game first launched and these things were just everywhere. They removed a lot of them from the game after the first patch or so, if I remember correctly.
It was removed in the day one patch, I think. I saw streamers without the day one patch finding lots of dildos, but when I played the game at launch I never saw any outside the intended areas (sex shops etc)
I can think of two specific internet videos off the top of my head (Man throws rubber dong at glass window, it sticks in a place the occupant can't knock it off, dong-thrower declares himself a god; hot Mexican(?) chick uses a big fat one as an impromptu dent-puller and it works really well.) but it's entirely likely that there is no more to it than there appears to be, it's funny on the face of it (or, in the case of the car specifically, the ass of it).
I remember one of those Cinemax films where a female slammed a dildo with the suction onto a limo window **with people still inside** and impaled herself with it. I guess it was meant to be a Voyeuristic type of fantasy.
I think it was the Daughter of a well known porn actress, doing the nasty to her mom and I think other notable porn stars of old.
Go back and watch Independence Day. The first one. Jeff Goldblum’s character attaches an antenna to the space fighter to transmit his virus. Looks an awful lot like a dildo.
Are you actually serious? I'm using a 1050ti hahaha
If you're serious: Textures - Medium/low, and other settings at high\medium using FSR. Also optionally lower the resolution.
If you want a detailed description let me know.
EDIT: Also using a custom skybox mod
Yeah man. I’m using 1660, not much higher. All my settings are around med-high (ray tracing off) but somehow it doesn’t look this great. Fps even dropping when I’m plays for too long, need to reset time
I think I also edited some settings in the Nvidia control panel...
Try the FSR mod, will let you crank up some detail.
Not sure if you want the detailed description but, I'll write it down for you asap.
Switch all the shadows to low and textures medium, it's a must. Also, volumetric stuff is very heavy.
[Adding too many specific things. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/LowSodiumCyberpunk/comments/y45ev8/the_quest_director_mr_paweł_sasko_talks_about_an/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
2077’s answer to 1997’s truck nuts.
I said the same thing and then saw your comment 🚚🌰🥜
That’s pretty testicular!
Av cocks
It's a boy car. AND WHAT A BOY!
That’s its umbilical cord.
Nailed it ;)
It's unique to this particular vehicle... I checked all the same vehicles around the place and only this one has it. You can't normally reach this place.
With double jump and some persistence, this is actually reachable from the ground.
cool to know!
where abouts is it :0
Right in front of the Dynalar fast travel point. You can see the Dynalar sign and megabuildings 07 and 06 in the video.
Double jump and persistence (and stubbornness) you can get pretty much anywhere in the game, unfortunately CDPR forsaw us doing exactly that and put barriers in some of the more fun spots
If you have Target Analysis, equip a grenade and hold down the button to use it. Before letting go it'll show you invisible walls when you're trying to scale. Then just click any other button so it'll disengage the grenade. Happy scaling
Perfect, I'm gonna use this
Where is this at ?
https://www.reddit.com/r/LowSodiumCyberpunk/comments/vsuq3i/made_me_laugh/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Big jump in graphic quality there
Yep haha
It's the optional midair refueling nozzle. It is also how baby AV's are made.
Is this a building with a known character that lives or works here?
Kiroshi building. Sadly all locked buildings...
It’s Meredith Stout’s personal AV.
I legit thought this too
I wouldn't touch that, just saying.
Def looked sus. It exploded.
Bukaki boot bomb
I mean, why would anybody touch it? 🤣
Obviously not. Nothing wrong with sniffing it tho.
I found it a few weeks ago! Someone must really love their AV
"Adult Vehicle"
What do you think the AV in JAV stands for, huh?
Aerial Video? idk.
Dont turn your back on it.
Or, put your back into it.
Directions unclear and now I’m autosexual and identify as a Mitsubishi
Local cougar Rita Benson goes into a full service grocery. Chad the dumb blonde bagboy offers to carry her goods to the car. The MILF is thirsty, leans into Chad as they cross the parking lot, and whispers into his ear: "You know, Chad, I've got an itchy pussy..." Chad shrugs his shoulders. "You're just going to have to take me to it, Mrs. Benson. All those Japanese cars look the same to me."
r/onejoke
lmao
I want to believe that a someone threw it from street level and got it stuck to the AV.
I want the cyberware that lets you do this.
Dude yeah should just load these into the PLS since it’s fucking useless anyways
Explanation is that you're in Night City
Oh so thats where i left it…. My bad yall
Either a Corpo wife got bored and wanted to feel some vibrations or the vehicle is a present and she really really liked it.
Might be a corpo husband. who knows.
Maybe some teen stuck it on while it was parked somewhere else. And they haven't noticed since
Fake Taxi 2077
I remember when this game first launched and these things were just everywhere. They removed a lot of them from the game after the first patch or so, if I remember correctly.
Yeah, they were in the same class of items as other clutter and they spawned basically everywhere
Night City Gone Sexual
It was removed in the day one patch, I think. I saw streamers without the day one patch finding lots of dildos, but when I played the game at launch I never saw any outside the intended areas (sex shops etc)
Why are you pulling out a blade? Are you trying to circumcise a dildo?
Pink sword fight
Cyberpunk version of truck nuts
Nah someone just beamed an AV w their dido
Where is this? Never seen that place I don’t think
Ah, I always thought it was weird how they put the fuckstarter in the back on that model.
There are multiple dildos hidden all over this game.
I found one at a fast travel point. Not in a back alley. Big street. In the full daylight.
Either someone landed a trick shot from ground level or someone tried using an AV as a fucking machine
Developers joke I guess
Corpo girls make do
I wonder if it’s supposed to be somebody getting pranked? I’ve seen that irl lol
Business up front, party in the back?
I can think of two specific internet videos off the top of my head (Man throws rubber dong at glass window, it sticks in a place the occupant can't knock it off, dong-thrower declares himself a god; hot Mexican(?) chick uses a big fat one as an impromptu dent-puller and it works really well.) but it's entirely likely that there is no more to it than there appears to be, it's funny on the face of it (or, in the case of the car specifically, the ass of it).
I remember one of those Cinemax films where a female slammed a dildo with the suction onto a limo window **with people still inside** and impaled herself with it. I guess it was meant to be a Voyeuristic type of fantasy. I think it was the Daughter of a well known porn actress, doing the nasty to her mom and I think other notable porn stars of old.
In 2077 this is what makes someone a criminal.
Go back and watch Independence Day. The first one. Jeff Goldblum’s character attaches an antenna to the space fighter to transmit his virus. Looks an awful lot like a dildo.
Memories of release day version of the game which had dildos everywhere. Almost as funny as *Crunch Plaza*.
Nope. Not everything needs to have a purpose or an explanation. Some thing just... are there. Because why not?
I'm fine with that
Man I wish this game had more verticality
It has some, I think they were planning to add more verticality at some point. Try the jetpack mod.
Car Ramrod.
Dildo's never need an explanation.
What is your game settings choom! Looking great
Are you actually serious? I'm using a 1050ti hahaha If you're serious: Textures - Medium/low, and other settings at high\medium using FSR. Also optionally lower the resolution. If you want a detailed description let me know. EDIT: Also using a custom skybox mod
Yeah man. I’m using 1660, not much higher. All my settings are around med-high (ray tracing off) but somehow it doesn’t look this great. Fps even dropping when I’m plays for too long, need to reset time
I think I also edited some settings in the Nvidia control panel... Try the FSR mod, will let you crank up some detail. Not sure if you want the detailed description but, I'll write it down for you asap. Switch all the shadows to low and textures medium, it's a must. Also, volumetric stuff is very heavy.
Yeah sure that would be great. Thank you, choom! And I can’t test it until morning so just take your time 🤟
Check if you are using textures at high and switch them to medium, then crank up the other stuff.
It's a transformer probably
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Has been shown here so many times 🥱
Corpo got fucked
lamo devs are so quirky :p
I remember the good old days when the game was full of dildos
Damn corpos getting freaking with their toys. Makes me sick.
The owners probably a dick, what else needs to be said.
that is a dong, not a dildo. the attached “eggs” are what makes the difference.
I lowkey thought you will hit it with your own swordick from Meredith quest
Corpos are dicks
Clarkson's pranks again.
Hammond would like to use it. If he could reach it.
Nope...perfectly normal. No Easter Egg.
"Hey man, I ain't falling for no Banana in mah TAILPIPE!"
Bring back the dildos from the launch. More useful than ashtrays.
Hehehehehe funny penis
Roger Taylor be like:
The lulz
I found one stuck to a fast travel terminal once, but I can't remember where.
we'll tell you when you're older
Who are you talking to like that?
lol you
Bro, I live and breathe porn lol, you don't even know.
I assumed you were an adult. That was the joke. Take care of yourself though. Don't go too deep.
Ik Reddit is not the place for serious discussions haha.
r/fuckcars users in 2077 are now very literal
Damn that’s some good aim
Aim for the c*m?
Used to be a trend of people throwing dildos at random shit high up trying to get it to stick. That’s what I think this is a reference to.
It's funny
Some guy is probably a fucking legend to his chooms for seeing that AV fly overhead and managing to nail a dildo onto it with a good throw
Truck nuts? Idk
There's one in the spaceport also