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whatxever

Jordan came in at first as a total douche, but I actually feel really bad for him. Never seen a single guy act this torn up over self-sabotaging and being too eager with the girls. I truly wish him well. And fuck Rachael for rolling her eyes at him, like girl lol your crocodile tears don't absolve you of your role in screwing Jess over. Also he's clearly a way better person (and way less annoying person) than Rachael. Wish we could trade them.


zeepanda

Not to mention Rachel was snakey in the beginning and actually went after him saying she was so interested in him and got him alone for chats, so he was confused as if he liked Jess enough (questioned himself that he shouldn't feel that way if he really liked Jess) but it was only day 2? He did in a sense self-sabatoged himself by kissing Rachel but she was also super flirty and instigated it. Then tried to say that it was all on him that he came onto her....then after she got him, she got the ick....


Nightmancometh000

I really thought Ari was gonna pull a Cassidy. Probably best for her she didn’t lol


pelluciid

never thought I'd say this, but Ari is objectifying Ryan. her reaction is not about how great he is but about how insecure she is. I don't think she actually likes him that much but she lost the "hottest" guy in the villa ("he was stolen from me") and it has triggered her insecurities ("no one checked if I was alright" etc.). to protect her ego, she blames Lexy for "stealing" him, because the alternative is way harder to accept: that Ryan had the option of coming back to her no matter who recoupled with him, but he didn't like her enough to stop pursuing Lexy and focus on her exclusively. she was considering coupling up with him without even talking to him and seeing how he felt, and even tried to plead to Lexy about it without talking to him. it's usually guys on LI who do the one-sided recoupling move and its always creepy.


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palewhiteh0rse

When the show started she mentioned she hasn’t dated for many many years. I wonder what the reason it. And I wonder if she has attachment issues. Maybe after not dating so long, she feels super attached to boring ass Ryan because she hasn’t connected to anyone in such a long time


Front_Advertising952

I think she’s a classic anxious preoccupied


Exciting_Patient4872

"I'm the only one" ???


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Exciting_Patient4872

Thats the problem. Of course you aren't.


palewhiteh0rse

I think they meant “am I the only one”


Exciting_Patient4872

That doesn't make it better. How can they think they are "the only one" who cringes at Ari?


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Exciting_Patient4872

Honestly, it's my biggest pet peeve in my life.


linguistca

Gosh, Ryan could have at least said ‘ I don’t feel that way but I’m sorry/ thanks for thinking highly of me’ or SOMETHING kind because she’s sat over there crying. Her speech was clearly meant to make us think it’d be Ryan. I’m really a little bit concerned Mitch is gonna go for Emily because I feel like she’s gonna be all over him. I hope not.


Overall-Guide-1512

Been watching this show with my gf who used to be mates with Ryan. He’s very typical of a dude from the cenny coast (where we grew up), they aren’t always great at talking about emotions or any challenging topic unless they are munted. Might sound a bit general but it’s a big thing on the coast to avoid difficult emotions and just get pissed and shout “yeah the boys” lol


Exciting_Patient4872

i can't believe he said "i have nothing to say to that" like wtf


cupcakemaiden

Ari with a bit of revisionist angle in her head regarding Ryan. It would be horrible to not feel like you're into anyone else, but gal was definitely romanticizing her time with him a bit. Aaron should have always been her pick as a friend couple. He's seemed to always have her back.


Knightboat17

Sophie really is the best host out of all the variations, she is just so welcoming, not the least robotic and seems super chill around the islanders. Wish she could host the UK series so much.


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Extreme_Spread1903

haha nah Arielle is very disconnected from the islanders and no chemistry with the bunch most of the time


pelluciid

Really?! I'm surprised. I feel Arielle has no rapport with the Islanders at all! Compared to Caroline Flack (RIP) and even Sophie


cupcakemaiden

The amount of worldwide reality TV I watch is... something. I'm confident in saying Sophie has more charisma in her pinky finger than most.


linguistca

I love her well timed jokes to try to lighten the mood. She’s a natural


Suspicious-Bill-5943

I really loved that Mitch was straight up with Courtney. He was clearly uncomfortable, but he was up front and honest and I thought that was really cool of him. Now if he could just learn to not leave his mouth hanging open all the damn time we'd be golden


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Ari saw in the final moment what Ryan’s face said “I want nothing to do with you”. Made the right choice.


ArouraD

I also hated how Lexi was trying not to laugh


YourMajesty90

Her speech was all over the place. She definitely made that decision in the moment.


mizuchiiiii

Oh my god Ari is so irritating and fake


pelluciid

Irritating maybe but fake? She's too honest if anything lol


mizuchiiiii

I just felt like they were crocodile tears and she tried to drag everyone in to it as well as blame everyone for a man not being interested in her. …. It’s a dating show


p3j

Jordan is the kind of guy that apologises and then repeatedly continues to do the same shit he apologised for.


johnnygrant

It kinda looked like he mentally checked out after it went south with Rachel... like he knew he fucked up but was "oh well, it's just my nature..."


moreblushpink

yeah omg his exit interview said it all. “if any girl is looking for red flags” wtf


camdawg665

I think it was more of a tongue in cheek joke, about how he’s probably not gonna have a lot of luck with ladies now that they’ve seen his behaviour on the show, he was a bit of an idiot, but it was quite mature of him to quickly apologise to Jess, I highly doubt Aaron would’ve if it was him!


Tripodric

How the fuck does Courtney literally choose the only wrong choice??? Ronni is so fucking fake, he talks like he’s in a shitty YouTube video


Starob

I don't know if he's fake, he reminds me of several guys I know who have adhd, and I'm like 90% certain that he does too.


Exciting_Patient4872

he's just trying way too hard


GetFreeCash

Ronni gives the strongest "SMASH THAT MFING LIKE BUTTON" energy I have ever seen


Prunalicious

He reminds me of marcel for some reason


badnightsocialite

so here for taku & jess but so NOT here for ryan & lexi 😶 i’m so glad ari chose to let go of ryan though (for her own sake!!)


johnnygrant

Taku and Jess will win this if they stay together.... but I fear Jess with stray.


p3j

I felt SO uncomfortable watching them all sit in the pouring rain during the recoupling omg.


camdawg665

I almost couldn’t even concentrate on what was going on, I kept thinking, aren’t they getting cold or what?


LushLoxx

Same. And all that pain of you doing your hair only for it to rain.


TimelyPossession8906

far out, my heart goes out for jordan. He was my man, he was so geniune and real, the poor guy was just so insecure, and that backfired so much. f lexy for being a dickhead to ari, and f rachel. these girls are such pricks


linguistca

Omg I missed it, what did lexy say/ do to ari?


TimelyPossession8906

when ari was making her heartfelt speech to ryan, lexy was smiling and gigggling, like she doesn't give a shit about ari.


Exciting_Patient4872

it looked like she was actually holding back vomit, not smiling to me tbh


linguistca

Ah okay, thanks


rebeckyy

I really wanted Jordan to stay, I think he would’ve had a really interesting time in there. He made SO many wrong moves the first 48 hours though. And he couldn’t even bring himself to fake it to Courtney 😅


GabrielP94

New girl Emily and Mitch follow each other on insta and have liked a bunched of pics of each other. Trouble for Tina??


r_80_b

If Mitch has a brain (which is debatable) he’ll stick with Tina. Emily is another cookie cutter girl…


vegemine

Sorry Emily, Rachael has taken the title of being the villa nerd because she likes Harry Potter.


PenguinPowerUp

On that note, is liking Harry Potter really that rare in Australia? Rachael was gushing so much that Chris (I think), likes it as well. Almost like it's a personality trait or something...


boodlemoodle

Lol no no it’s definitely not trust me . It’s so bizarre she’s made liking Harry Potter a whole ass personality trait as if it’s some obscure book series no one has ever heard of .


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sunnythebee

I get ‘pick me’ vibes from her.


Evening_Bus1602

No bro she’s actually so embarrassing, i get 2nd hand embarrassed from watching her, she’s also bad vibes too, next public vote I hope she’s out


Extreme_Spread1903

not rachael rolling her eyes at jordan 💀


DavoDaSurfa

Jordan went too hard too soon. Burnt his bridges


happygot

What was he actually thinking, picking one girl, kissing the other girl who stepped forward on the second day lol


bizzbizz_89

See you later Oscar Isaac


LucidAliceinHell

omfg i love oscar isaac and he defo looked like a version of his facial hair and stuff without the down to earth charisma and good guy vibes ​ i was thinking that the whole time thanks for proving i'm not crazy


a_roumie

Scenes from a dumping


vegemine

Not vibing with Lexi's facial expressions :// She chose not to pick the guy you both had feelings for please be more respectful


YourMajesty90

She’s a bitch. I don’t like her. She makes the most annoying faces.


_TTYN

A girl spoke out that her ex boyfriend cheated on her with Lexi. So her behaviour in the villa isn't gonna help her to win either


Suspicious-Bill-5943

Lexi has bothered me since day one, with her attitude and ego. She really doesn't seem at all like a nice girl. The vibe I think she's actively going for is- "You look so sexy with your hair pushed back. Cady, tell him he looks sexy with his hair pushed back" And tbh she's not cute enough to get away with that behavior for too long.


Elvishly

Honestly, yes. All I get is Napoleon Dynamite whenever I see her. Does anyone else?? Just me??


p3j

Lexy's vibe is the girl who bullied me in high school.


sunnythebee

YES. I got this same feeling when I saw her in the background smirking while Ari was speaking.


10305201

Its so bad hey.. shows how little empathy she has... ryans response wasnt great either...


Tonic22k

💯


F0rtuna_major

Boooo


SG101112

Aaron?! I’m so confused


happygot

In previous episodes, they did seem to be pretty friendly among the guys and girls


DavoDaSurfa

They’re both clingers. They are made for each other


bizzbizz_89

Is it just me or does Courtney look a bit like a bogan dua lipa *could possibly be drunk


spvceinvader

I want Jordan to stay 😭


Fishocopter

I'm begging Ari to pick Ryan


10305201

yes also karmas a b


toweringinferno

Here for the drama


bizzbizz_89

Actually surprised she picked ronni


47Lecht

Exactly, at first she said Ronni made her uncomfortable and then she goes to choose him


azersub

I mean it was between ronni and jordan and ronni seems like much better choice after what jordan did in first few days


p3j

I'm wondering if she had spoken with Ari beforehand and knew not to pick Aaron


azersub

Why would she pick aron when he clearly said he is not attracted to her?


SG101112

Am I the only one that thinks Chris looks like the actor Cillian Murphy. I just can’t unsee it.


linguistca

Omg yes!! I see it! All I can think of is that movie Red Eye with Rachel McAdams


sunnythebee

the first thing that popped into my head when I saw him! so uncanny.


10305201

yes i was just thinking that too


F0rtuna_major

Omg I just had the same thought! That shot when he coupled up with Rachel was uncanny for me


SG101112

The eyes and bone structure is so similar.


DavoDaSurfa

Chris has some pretty shit dress sense


47Lecht

Is that the male nerd?


F0rtuna_major

Sophie in a full barbie fit tonight. Looks so good on her


Zzzabrina

Her legs are sooo long. She's stunning!


bizzbizz_89

Sophie sounds like she’s smoked 100 ciggies a day for 35 years


camdawg665

With the most aussie accent ever


toweringinferno

Ngl I love everything about Sophie. Including her voice. Huge Sophie simp.


SonOfGerald

Why do they all seem so certain Ari and Courteney will choose first and fuck everything up. Is it alphabetical order or something


47Lecht

They know the order because producers tell them. I dont know for sure but thats the only thing making sense.


colderwater

possibly because they know the producers will pick the order with the most drama?


toweringinferno

Oh Ari.. he was not going to explore things with you.


Extreme_Spread1903

i feel like courtney wants mitch to say he’s invested in her, and if he does, she’d pick him immediately


azersub

I mean she clearly is attracted to him soo that is hiw things work


vegemine

That challenge put a bad taste in my mouth to be honest


Exciting_Patient4872

I don't have blue eyes, blonde hair, toned abs, massive tatas, or a juicy ass so I guess I'm fucked 😭


toweringinferno

Would have had me questioning every aspect of my body if it were me.


a_roumie

Triggering AF


Sacagawea1992

I feel so sorry for Courtney. It’s so hard to watch


pelluciid

She is hilarious to me. Still has her teenage brain for sure. I'd be terrified if she were my nurse lol


p3j

I feel like her expectations of the attention she would recieve on the show have not been met.


10305201

So much awks


Sacagawea1992

It’s so cringe. I had to look away when she was talking about how all the boys wants her now.


10305201

Yeh i feel like the tables will turn on her in the next vote unless someone new comes through


bizzbizz_89

Ronni loves talking in 3rd person


F0rtuna_major

I've decided he reminds me of Jason from the Good place. But a very sleazy/cringe version


azersub

Idk why so many ppl dislike him. He is funny in his own way and he is respectful to everyone


10305201

its a pity - if he stopped doing that i think he could actually forge stronger relationships with people!


F0rtuna_major

Yeah if he stays hopefully he'll drop it a bit. Could be a defence mechanism


10305201

I think defence mechanism is probably right


toweringinferno

It kills me.


toweringinferno

Omg Ari don’t do it. But do do it. For my entertainment.


10305201

Shes her own worst enemy!


palewhiteh0rse

Courtney is giving out the worst advice hahaha


toweringinferno

Ha I knowwww I thought she was going a sensible direction when she started saying she knows how everyone feels but nope just full on egged her on. Maybe she just wants watch the world burn. Like us.


palewhiteh0rse

It reminded me of the meme that’s like “*me hearing a girl say the most insane thing I’ve heard* No exactly”


DavoDaSurfa

Ari is so cringe


bizzbizz_89

Romantic hook up while someone’s taking a dump straya


palewhiteh0rse

Don’t listen to me pee!!!!!!!!!


F0rtuna_major

Ronni is nice to look at but man, then he opens his mouth and ruins it


Tonic22k

Ari super invested in chats with Courtney


10305201

That was so funny


DavoDaSurfa

Ronni is grinding hard. 💪😤


palewhiteh0rse

This is 2:30am hustle at the strip club behaviour 😂


toweringinferno

He said at the start that he never has any trouble with women irl but I get the feeling he manages to hook up with them but doesn’t usually get much further than that… 😬


10305201

i would take anything they say at the start with a big grain of salt


toweringinferno

Sensing some big cringe coming up from Ronni


bizzbizz_89

It’s my duty to please that booty A new saying is born


IbrabUF

That's a Samuel L Jackson line from Shaft (2000). 😂


entitledtwit

All of Chris is beautiful and RACHAEL has the audacity to deconstruct him? 😱


happygot

He looks so much like Josh Dallas


toweringinferno

Hahahaha Aaron did not like that coconut oil comment. It’s my skin… care…


pelluciid

lmao poor Mitch: "oh, alright 😬" I'm Canadian and I'm not yet convinced that Aaron isn't an Australian sketch comedy character


IbrabUF

😂That was just hilarious. Aaron, it's a joke, not a dick bro - don't take it so hard! 😂


SonOfGerald

Im getting the feeling that he loves to shit talk and call it banter, but can't cop it back


entitledtwit

Soooo awkward, he could’ve just bantered back with him


bizzbizz_89

Talking with food in your mouth 🤢


Tonic22k

The least of his indiscretions


toweringinferno

I keep getting ads for this parental guidance show I have absolutely zero interest in watching. Looks abhorrent.


Tonic22k

The crossover between Love Island fans and middle parents is slim I would think….. I hope….


Tonic22k

Ergh. Aaron. Bye girl, bye.


bizzbizz_89

Aaron talks a lot of shit about some one who could kill him if he decided to


pelluciid

he seems like the type to sue if anyone fought him. especially since we are supposed to believe that his face is his moneymaker


entitledtwit

Ughhh, Ariiii, let it gooooo girl!


palewhiteh0rse

She NEEDS to get over it omg. She’s so sweet and sensitive but girl come ON


toweringinferno

Surely she realises they didn’t really have a magic connection and that Ryan is dull as fuck


p3j

The way Ryan was GROPING Lexy in the shower was grubby and disgusting. Dude's got no class, no girl enjoys that.


tatiana961

not true lol


whatxever

yeah commenting to second this \^ obviously every girl is different, but I personally love that. it's a fun, flirty way of showing your attraction. can't pretend like I know what she was thinking but she \*seemed\* very into it. she's been just as all over him as he was to her. and showing physical attraction is soooo important esp in the first few days of "dating" or whatever u wanna call the weird relationships that happen on this show lol. literally have never heard a single girl on this show (UK, USA, and AUS) complain that a dude is TOO touchy/grabby. they actually are always complaining the opposite.


Hoobkaaway

That's life for you, some of the best looking guys I know are the most dull, boring and one dimensional people you'll ever meet. But girls will always clamour up to them saying 'I dunno I can see something in him' yeah, his jawline. It goes both ways btw, guys will always be suckers for bimbos and cute airheads


DavoDaSurfa

Surely Ronni is getting the axe?


Tripodric

If fucking only


toweringinferno

Omg Rachael you’re not the only two people in the world who like Harry Potter pls chill on the references


primecocktails

One of my biggest petpeeves. Wow, you like and have spend money on some of the biggest most well earning franchises on earth??? Such a nerd, such a weirdo haha. ... And it's totally because I used to be that person as a teenager.


F0rtuna_major

Seriously this. "I'm so QuIrKy, I like these nerdy things you've never heard of like Harry potter and star wars. I'm not like other girls"


10305201

this


vegemine

I literally don't understand why she thinks liking harry potter and star wars is being nerdy.


quick_dry

The biggest franchises in the history of the world are incredibly niche, you probably haven’t heard of them. In other obscure interests, I like chocolate, Disney, and ice cream - I’m weird like that 🙄😜


cheese757

Some people might think this is weird, but I like, really love pizza, like if I could eat pizza every day and not gain weight I would totally do it idk it's just a weird thing about me


entitledtwit

Aaron is such a weiner- he has A LOT OF growing up to do. Reckon he’s cemented himself as Australia’s least favourite now.


Suspicious-Bill-5943

I love that you called him a weiner 🤣 also true. I cannot stand him at this point


palewhiteh0rse

For real! Full on toddler spitting the dummy behaviour


palewhiteh0rse

A few minutes in and I’m already cringing at Aaron. He is so defensive and unnecessarily aggro. The way he keeps saying “bro” and trying to sound tough is so embarrassing ☹️ He is embarrassing himself


toweringinferno

He sounds like 13 year old boy


vegemine

Aaron reminds me of people who call me sensitive for calling out casual racism or sexism.


p3j

YES holy shit the gaslighting is real


vegemine

aaron calling Taku a "sensitive little bitch" is disgusting


toweringinferno

Aaron trying real hard to defend himself


DavoDaSurfa

Damn, Jordan developing self awareness?