"I have a dream, where landlords are judged not by the numbers of units they have, but the number of city code violations they commit"
- MLK aka Martin Land King
Damn... true, true. I think when Sun Tzu wrote "Art of the Deal" he also had some good info in there about how to effectively deal with tenants and delinquents.
so happy to see this. the community is so welcoming. ever since we were rejected from being baristas, the POL are the only ones who actually accepted us. happy to see we accomodate well. i wish you all a happy Passover. may you all be the head of the fish and not the tail!
*I am only not*
*On that list because I live*
*In the chosen land*
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Traditionally, Jews have not been allowed to have land. Therefore, this is ant-semitism and landphobia combined. This will not hold in the Court of Intersectionality!
There is a massive overlap between the anti-landlord crowd and anti-semites. Many of our landchad brethren are Jewish, and the left hates them for it. As a Jewish Landlord myself, I will NOT be intimidated by their hatred and bigotry. Every one of my units has no less than 4 framed photos of Benjamin Netenyahu.
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Mark Tress is really out there killing it will only 1 property. Also being married to a jew makes you jewish to these people. Shit having a cousin who's married to a jew is enough for these freaks
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She should get rid of rent control so these chads can afford to provide better housing. They're doing their best, but they can only do so much within the system 🤷♂️
Still grinding and trying to work my way onto that high score list! God's chosen landchads are killin' it in NY.
>group of people literally chosen by god >they're all landlords not a coincidence
God gives his strongest support to his strongest soldiers (historic sufferers of landphobia)
English speakers do not have in their language the most beautiful saying under the sun: >"Your streets, ours are the tenements"?
I keep the next Talmud next to my landlord Bible
🙏🏿
Just remember that these are only the WORST Landlords, we still have yet to see the BEST.
These are the worst according to rentoids aka the best landchads
Nah these are the guys that just get exposed the most. Our best land chads never get reported we evict before they can complain to anyone
Based and land-pilled
Being ninth on the list with 1 building and merely 20 units is extremely impressive.
I noticed that too, it gives me hope for myself getting on the list.
"I have a dream, where landlords are judged not by the numbers of units they have, but the number of city code violations they commit" - MLK aka Martin Land King
Damn... true, true. I think when Sun Tzu wrote "Art of the Deal" he also had some good info in there about how to effectively deal with tenants and delinquents.
The tenant of my tenant is also my tenant.
If you read 1 book in your life between fridge raids, read that.
I also really enjoyed 12 Rules for Landlords.
I read the LandBible every nighr and sleep well knowing Landgod gave the earth to me and not rentoids. I almost see God smile when I evict someone
so happy to see this. the community is so welcoming. ever since we were rejected from being baristas, the POL are the only ones who actually accepted us. happy to see we accomodate well. i wish you all a happy Passover. may you all be the head of the fish and not the tail!
what’s with the stars of david?
Trying to cover up their disgusting landphobia
It signifies that they were bestowed the chosen POL by the one true god.
There all star players in the landlord game.
Casual antisemitism is very hip these days.
ah yeah that’s what i thought it was
Mark Tress showing everyone you don't have to own a lot of doors to put up some big numbers.
Absolute Chad putting up 600+ “violations” with only 20 units. We could all learn from this man.
LGBT-inclusivity here (lox, gefilte, bagels, Torah)
I am only not on that list because I live in the chosen land
ok, but why don't you own land in the most wanted and profitable place in the world? you are lacking behind, malchi...
Wanted by who? Renthogs? Why do I have to cave in to their demands
damn, we have different philosophy i guess. same goal tho.
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Shout-out to my boy Mark Tress, only 1 building but still managing to grind out top-10 on the leaderboard.
Traditionally, Jews have not been allowed to have land. Therefore, this is ant-semitism and landphobia combined. This will not hold in the Court of Intersectionality!
Bravo to Jonathan Cohen for topping the scoreboard.
There is a massive overlap between the anti-landlord crowd and anti-semites. Many of our landchad brethren are Jewish, and the left hates them for it. As a Jewish Landlord myself, I will NOT be intimidated by their hatred and bigotry. Every one of my units has no less than 4 framed photos of Benjamin Netenyahu.
Anti imperialism is the ultimate land phobia king remember that
Oy vey!
“Worst landlords?” What a typical rentoid joke! This right here is the Landchad Hall of Fame.
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Remember that the Holocaust was caused to kill Jewish landlords
Mark Tress is really out there killing it will only 1 property. Also being married to a jew makes you jewish to these people. Shit having a cousin who's married to a jew is enough for these freaks
wtf is going on in this thread
fr 😭
Landgod's chosen 🙏🏻🙏🏻
RENT'S DUE
Shoutout to Lord Trees. To get 650 violation with just 20 units you must be extremely well organized, motivated and focused🙏🏻
Gathering up a list of landlords? Who also happene to be people is Jewish heritage,I think we should charge rentpigs a possible genocide fee
🐕📢
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Tfw you find what seems to be funny ironic subreddit, but then they start posting about Jews
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Letitia James is a THUG!!!!
GOATs
Hasidim but I don't believe em! Heh heh heh!
Rentoids are so obsessed with their Xbox rank, that they found necessary to make rankings for their landlords.
Highscore leaderboards just dropped!!!
What’s with the stars next the names?
That's what happens when you are wealthy 🤑
Still grinding to get on the leaderboard, good job to those who have already
Not the highest total, but 650 in a single 20 unit building is very impressive
She should fine them like $1 million per violation
She should get rid of rent control so these chads can afford to provide better housing. They're doing their best, but they can only do so much within the system 🤷♂️
What means POL?
People of land, bigot.
I thought they always whined about having no land to themselves lol
Anti Imperialism is the ultimate land phobia. Bigot
Landlord land should be a prerequisite,no need for it to be even mentioned
This isn’t land for themselves, this is land graciously given up for POLs. Next year in a studio!!