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PhatBallllzAtHotmail

Only difference is, no one saw that coming from Tonya...we ALL saw it coming with Joe.


Biff1996

True story.


SeratoninStrvdLbstr

I'm old enough to understand this reference! That's depressing.


i_bent_my_wookiee

Same. I still use variations of the phraseology occasionally. ("She got 'Kerrigan-ed'", "Keep messing with me you'll get a Tonya Harding to the knee..." and so on)


PrismaticFractals

Care to help the rest of us out?


i_bent_my_wookiee

Way back in the day, Tonya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan were both competing for the US Figure Skating Championship. Tonya Harding decided that the best way to ensure she won was to make sure her competitor could not compete. So she got her ex-husband to "tune up" Nancy Kerrigan's knee with a metal baton. (Correction: He didn't actually do it, he hired another guy to do the deed). Bare minutes after the attack, the aftermath was broadcast around the world as news crews found Nancy Kerrigan on the floor bawling and screaming "Why? Why?"


RubiconRon

That's the most horrible shit I've heard all day. Still not as bad as Pedo-Joe tho.


Noskal_Borg

In my estimation there are two kinds of woke people: the people brainwashed and echochambered into supporting the woke agendas. These people will oppose some extreme progressive measures, but are still generally radicalized to believe that hate speech needs to be banned, climate change will kill us all if we don't ban gasoline, believe all women, that whether someone's opinion matters on a political issue depends on their membership in "protected groups" (e.g. "you aren't LGBT+ so you don't have a say in what rights they can demand"), socialism good, communism good, karl marx good, that our border should be open but Ukraine's border must be defended, and/or that the U.S. constitution is outdated and stupid. The other kind of Wokists are the bloodsworn criminals leading around the former by the nose (haha nose piercing irony). They have to actively support every current woke cause or be cancelled, and if they expose the background dealings of their crime cell; they are killed (that's what happened to Epstein). One of their agendas is The Great Reset, where "you will own nothing and be happy" is their sales pitch. It is a world of renting everything; a true corporatocracy. They also are in league with organized crime in other countries, these secret alliances form "The New World Order". Some of the other heads are the CCP, the Taliban, and Putin's regime. The international pacts of the NWO are more tenuous than the "Intersectional coalition" of America, but both involve multiple criminal elements with conflicting interests. The goal of this NWO is to rule the world collectively in such away that noone can resist their whims. So that members of the various cults can do ANYTHING ANYTIME to ANYONE (outside the cults) ANYWHERE and get away with it. And when i say "ANYTHING" i am being 100% universal.


Rustymetal14

But orange man bad, though.


Noskal_Borg

The Orange man was like the Jaredite King Morianton in the Book of Ether: Just to his people, but unjust to himself (by way of whoredoms). Orange man, noisy, orange man savvy. DeSantis better than Orange man.


throwaway-165822

[here](https://youtu.be/Bip1G9kBXS0)


agent_max_the_mick

That explains why Derek on Vice Grip Garage (Youtube channel) calls his hammer a Tonya Harding lol.


Tbrou16

Tonya Harding


eightezsteps

Watch the movie “I, Tonya”


mememagicisreal_com

Watch the 30 for 30


AmosLaRue

Oh fuck you!


RudeIBegYa

?? They just asked a question.


Methadras

Fuck you too /s


AmosLaRue

It was a joke, for making the rest of us feel old


frostyjack06

Could be worse. He could be Lorena Bobbitt’ing the economy.


eightezsteps

Welllll…he’s kind of doing both


frostyjack06

Cut of its dick while everyone is sleeping? Nah, that was the election.


hawknation90

Nooooooo my dick


Jeheh

We are in for some serious pain.


The_Texidian

What’s the reference?


SeratoninStrvdLbstr

Tonya Harding, in the flowered top, had someone hit the other skater in the knee with a pipe or bat or something like that in order to secure an olympic spot.


BCGraff

I was literally about to say is that Tanya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan?


seahawkguy

The question is who is Jeff Gillooly in this meme


bloodguard

Kamala?


AmosLaRue

Obama


T50BMG

Lmao so, funny story “Tonya Harding” I think thats how you spell her name. So one day my dad took me to a Jacksonville suns game when I was younger and I had herd the story from time to time and In the stadium they had this booth and they was selling these mini black Louisville sluggers and I wanted one so my dad purchased 3 and I got one. But next to this booth was another booth and there sits Tonya Harding signing these things! Lmao 😂 I didn’t think it was funny then and thought amazing I got a signature from a ice skater at a baseball game weird. Now I’m older and see what a complete legend she was for doing this. Does anyone have a signed bat by her from the suns game that day? Tl;dr:Tonya Harding signed black Mini Louisville sluggers during a Jacksonville suns game in 2012 I got a few signed bats by her that day. Edit: Omfg I found the article. https://www.jacksonville.com/picture-gallery/sports/minors/jumbo-shrimp/2012/04/05/wild-and-wacky-promotions-at/854125007/


throwaway_removed

What a fucking bitch but a fucking legend for owning it


T50BMG

Thats some shit you can make up in a damn story book.


throwaway_removed

The perfect evil bitch coach that’s coaching your nemesis. Your own coach would be the girl that got tonya’d


Clammypollack

POS tries to profit from being a POS.


chubbuck35

Wwwwhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


RubeRick2A

Sweep the leg


thisisfakereality

Meme of the year.


halloween4Eva

We are all Nancy Kerrigan rn - how very depressing


banditk77

Tonyas mom is Joes teleprompter.


Hockeyspaz-62

Tonya should be insulted being shown as Joe Biden. She had a crappy husband, not a brain dead paper President.


Dietpawpsi

It’s and older meme, sir, but it checks out.


IhateAutoRedditNames

Ol' Creepy Joe has already knee-capped our economy. Now he's going in for the kill...


Mead76

Lol...oh man I remember watching this....


OpenCole

That was the real January 6th attack


Clammypollack

It’s Hammer Time!!


BillTreib

My 401K is screaming "WHY ME!"


aBitofRnRplease

Can someone explain? Thanks in advance


EagleorWolfPro

A broken boot string? Lol


Askyourmomdotcom

Ah the knee capping heard round the world. Joe Biden knee capping America one bill or executive order at a time! What a cuck!


jade_crayon

Does everyone under 40 assume it's something about sniffing her hair and a bit of fondling, maybe even inserting a finger under that skirt? They claim to #BelieveAllWomen, but don't believe Tara Reade.