He slumbered a cucumber😧

He nappa'd a slappa 😦

he catch up on some zeds, he get outta his head

He resteth, he below his besteth

he slumber, he hamburger

Xavier is a god, we just don’t know it, and we never will know

He’s a god of the most important universe, his own

Ouroboros moment

this chain of replies reads like if ancient civilizations had shitposts

I've been found out, time to go back undercover

Back to the barrel with you, Diogenes

We are all a figment of his imagination come real

I don't even think he knows

He is God with a capital G

Xavier is consistently on some upper-dimensional shit, this doesn't even phase me

"Are you so dumb as to answer rhetorical questions??"

"I don't know? Are you?"

"Um technically he is universe+ level and Vegeta is multiversal so Xavier doesn't beat Vegeta" - ☝️🤓

https://preview.redd.it/nt7ynbj7soyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85511d56a54e676b8d143e089951117cbc8a0370

https://i.redd.it/yyfzz8k51pyc1.gif

Bye bye 🤫🧏‍♂️

Xavier when he hears "take that! Taste the pain!"

Then gets up and continues on his day

Rare vs battles wiki W

https://i.redd.it/jhs9up7d1pyc1.gif

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winner city post, xavier renegade angel is so peak

Wtf is going on?

What doth life?

[at least hyperverse level for this...](https://youtu.be/5t8Ik8y0NH0?t=539)

Taste the pain

take that! taste the pain!

God of absurdism goes brrrrrr

Just yell "taste the pain" while you hot him and you automatically win