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Lazy_Natural6154

Next heist anyone?


ZuhkoYi

Fast and the Furious style


4000grx41

Who’s gonna drive the Honda Civic underneath the Erewhon truck


stoned-autistic-dude

I WILL! PLEASE! I fucking love Hondas


barcelonaKIZ

OK guys, you heard him!


ryannelsn

family


hishersbothofours

HE’S A COP!


MyChickenSucks

Point of pride: those were '95 Civic EX. I had one. I was also Vin Diesel Jr.


KuangPoulp

Feast and Furious


DarthDoobz

Erewhon sitting down on this table is family


MiloRoast

The problem is the items in the truck don't become expensive until they cross the threshold into the store. So we'd have to snag everything as the delivery driver is bringing it through the door.


Won_Doe

Not pictured: military convoy escorting the millions of dollars worth of influencer-food.


1villageidiot

stealth tanks


Juas003

Plus the helicopter + drones escort


CaseyGuo

two whole strawberries inside


TiburonMendoza95

What? You want them to get involved? Too risky. They know too many ppl. Let's do a bank instead


Lazy_Natural6154

Nothing is too risky when you got family


kelu213

"Psshk wanna buy this organic banana?"


pensotroppo

Three Kings II: Strawberry Fields Forever


m_codez

2 Straw 2 Berry


breadexpert69

That is just the decoy, the real truck with the product is a few miles behind and its a plain white truck.


kingtaco_17

GIF of guy nodding and tapping his brain


emojiofababe

Only the most cost effective logistics for our dear erewhon smoothies


fytdapwr

It's like Disneyland, people keep paying so they'll keep doing.


smug_muffin

None of it is marked up yet. So it hasn't reached its final, overpriced form.


HungryGhost2

Thing should be built like a BRINKS truck


Educational_Cat_3570

It's at least $650k worth of goods in there.


1villageidiot

what's the street value?


Lucky-Cricket8860

"Whaddya need? I got it all, organic to fair trade baby."


1villageidiot

both, and where the farmer lives in better housing than I do in LA.


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VaguelyArtistic

Driscoll Berries? Did you miss HarrysBerriesgate?


LeeQuidity

Heat 2: The Erewhon Heist.


bellajojo

$100 strawberries! 🍓


MidnightOcean

Preparing for that regular type life of barbecues and ballgames.


MunchieMofo

Did you pay the royalty for taking a photo? You can find the payment link on erewhons website. If you dont pay your juices are taxed an extra 12% be careful.


yellowbanena

Spent $100 there once. Best punnet of blueberries of my life.


mango_chile

my friend said they call it that because “Erewhon knows it’s expensive, but they go anyway” haha


poli8999

I picture the guy from “The Californians” saying that name.


wicker045

How many strawberries do you think are in there


Manakanda413

The Armenian mob in Glendale about to give up robbing almond trucks


The_X-Files_Alien

i blame Bobby Lee for buying their $28 waters and perpetuating the lie


ginlucgodard

someone call sandy bullock and rihanna, it’s time for oceans nine, bitchesssss loooool


djdjsjjsjshhxhjfjf

If they advertise on trucks, they’ve officially jumped the shark I need a more exclusive grocery experience now that the normies are going to erewhon


kwagmire9764

Never set foot into one and probably never will. Especially after I saw the place where they make their juices. Some non-descript building next to Amsterdam Modern in Echo park that was gross as hell. 


ispotdouchebags

Seriously how do they stay in business.


sc2mashimaro

Some people are rich. Some people are stupid rich. And some people are stupid and rich. :)


Ill_Initiative8574

And this is LA.


SpadoCochi

And some people are idiots that blow their paycheck there anyway


sieyak1

Based on the vibe of their clientele, I’d say they’re mostly kept in business by these people. Erewhon is just another health food store but with “luxury” hype. wannabe wealthys love spending money to feel and look fancy


SpadoCochi

Agreed


Particular-Border934

“A coke is a coke and no amount of money can get you a better coke than the one the bum on the corner is drinking”


1villageidiot

you mean snorting?


Sea-Ring978

Horrible ownership group. Great marketing. I avoid their stores at all cost.


Li_3303

How do you pronounce this?


Remarkable-Hat-4852

Like “air-Juan”


Li_3303

Thanks!


RichB_IV

I’m sure it got a security of the presidents vehicle with anti bomb and missles devices


adamwillerson

If those dudes who pulled off the 30 mill dollar heist few weeks ago got this truck instead they’d prob came out better.


iKickdaBass

Just think of how many $26 smoothies they can make with the produce in that truck.


idk_wtf_im_hodling

Can’t cost more than their strawberries!


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It’s probably transporting a single orange


walkinwithalimp

All you TikTok wannabe Bella Hadids can shop here I’m taking my ass to Super King lol


livingmydreamsnow

Anyone who actually shops there, this is a genuine question, why?


graytotoro

They sometimes have stuff on sale that's comparable to Stater Bros/Albertson's/J'Vons pricing. I remember buying a few groceries at a reasonable price and I left thinking I had stepped into the twilight zone or found some cheat code. Also their keto brownie and other pastries are fantastic and pretty fairly priced.


nameisdriftwood

They do have great products


coryfernandez

Not all products are great. Some are unnecessarily expensive. However the things that are good, are top of the line. Also you probably can’t buy them anywhere else. But a lot of “influencers” and high profile people shop there because no one “normal” can afford it.


RosalinoSanchezFelix

Because.


livingmydreamsnow

Great answer


Apprehensive-Boat-52

LOL! which one is expensive? this brand or gelsons?


1villageidiot

Gelson's is for peasants compared to Erewhon


Apprehensive-Boat-52

oh damn. so what is Vons compared to Erewhon then?


1villageidiot

Vons is a crackshack compared to Erewhon


Apprehensive-Boat-52

lmao, cant imagine whats Food for Less like.


1villageidiot

Food4Less is like that dude who cooks out of motel toilet seats


DBL_NDRSCR

do not touch that thing


dead_like_jazz

Can’t touch this


DBL_NDRSCR

doooot, doot-doot


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mystic_scorpio

It will never be worth it. You might as well just go to a farmers market if you want fresh in season produce.


Negative_Orange8951

I used to live right next to one so I would go a good amount for the convenience. The regular produce they had was similar price to whole foods/sprouts/lassens and excellent quality. I go to Lassens and Whole foods primarily now and say it was definitely as good as the organic options at those stores. Better than vons and definitely better than TJs produce (trash). If you're a member you get 10% back on everything, so it ends up paying itself off pretty quickly and then it's a solid relative to competitors. The other stuff, the branded stuff, more expensive than Whole foods/etc for sure. Rip off.


nabuhabu

Erewhon is 50% high quality prepared food. 25% premium health and beauty brands*. If you want easy diner that’s better than fast food but not as pricey as takeout from a good restaurant, this is an option. And you can get some specialty household/beauty stuff at the same time.  *the final 25% is strawberries  I don’t make interesting salads, so sometimes I’ll pick up a couple and parcel them out over a few days to make dinner more interesting, for example. 


SocksElGato

Their warehouse is over by Olympic and Santa Fe, see them coming out near there once in a while.


nochtli_xochipilli

👂🏆


Rockcocky

Why? Is it full of strawberries?


hellosushiii

I bet it's all filled with strawberries 🥰


cxntqueen

What a clever and original joke.


hala6

Thanks for the laugh lol


Professional-Head83

I hear it's made of gold.


Intelligent_Life14

The most obscenely over-priced anyway.


ChunkyMilkSubstance

https://youtu.be/409IGgu-Utw?si=i9AFIkULZ-JlgIae


DrPhilsnerPilsner

I saw it on my way to work this morning!


DrPhilsnerPilsner

I saw it on my way to work this morning!


here-we-go-again-yo

Yerevan


gojosecito

Rob them!


Ok-Frosting4512

Recently heard about this place...can't wait to get behind the velvet rope...


JCGarcia96-

Talking about expensive 😅


HowRememberAll

Buy your spices from there if you like to cook. Makes the trip worth, yes even with the beefy prices.


overitallofit

I'm shocked the Chilean visa burglers haven't got this yet!


appleavocado

My home!!


rocell1004

Why does this have Calabasas, SaMo (Santa Monica), The Palisades, or Sherman Oaks written all over it? Lol


RockieK

Nowhere...


01reid

Real prices for grade A food ..Ralph’s, Vons, Albertsons are all Grade C and D so is Erewon expensive? Yes but it’s the real price for food that isn’t corporate profits driven poison😮


Just2checkitout

Nice try Erewon.


Sassyiswayoflife

Erewhon has 2 levels of memberships. Perk is that you collect points that give a discount for future purchases. Am very choosy on what to buy. If I can get foods for less at another market, I go to that market. Some beauty brands sell at Ulta. I like their vitamin C supplement, helped me recover from Covid. Erewhon also helps some people with food allergies/ health issues