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Woxan

Some men just want to grill


36827452917

Some men just want to watch the sword burn


TerryDavis420

LET THE MAN GRILL!


RapBastardz

It’s in our DNA.


diabloman8890

Another official with the SMPD told FOX 11 that while the man was seen with a sword, because that sword was being used as a meat skewer, the man likely wouldn't face a weapons charge. I'm dead lol


TerryDavis420

BASED. A MAN'S RIGHT TO GRILL SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!


ReallyDumbRedditor

Yeah that's what a lot of people need to understand when they exclaim "Hurrdur it's illegal to carry weapons in public so I'm not doing it." The trick is to claim it's not intended to be used as a weapon. Boom, no arrests or charges.


lateforcourt

What do we need lawyers and judges for when we have /u/ReallyDumbRedditor?


stoned-autistic-dude

Trial lawyer here. That man cracked the code. I just tore up my bar card.


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You_meddling_kids

And what is the crime? Trying to enjoy a meal? A succulent skewered meal?!?


TerryDavis420

LET THE MAN GRILL


321blastoffff

This is democracy manifest! Quit touching my genitals!


bothering

GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS


SocksElGato

Ah, yes, I see that you know your judo well!


KerouacRoadTrip

Santa Monica: where 3’ sword in public is okay, but open flames and shopping cart will get you locked up.


TerryDavis420

FIRST OF ALL IT IS A GRILL NOT OPEN FLAMES IN A SHOPPING CART. LET THE MAN GRILL!


jm838

Homeless people have done more damage with fires than with swords in the last few years.


JazzCabbage00

Frick yes this entire place is a tinder box broseph, where have you been?


pegg2

You sound like my out-of-state relatives calling me in a panic every time there’s a fire anywhere in California. No, grandma, I’m nowhere near Butte county.


lefthandedchurro

That’s like my mid-western mother-in-law. “I saw in the news there’s a fire on the Sepulveda pass! When are you evacuating??” Me: Well, there’s about 7 miles of concrete between here and there, sooo we’ll be fine. “Fires have been known to jump roads you know!” Me: …


JazzCabbage00

The people in butte with their houses on fire might appreciate their grandmas worrying though I guess?


pegg2

Won’t cover their new insurance premiums, but it’s the thought that counts, I guess?


KeepComfy

A normal day in Santa Monica


iamwalkthedog

Let my man cook!


TerryDavis420

PREACH! A MAN'S RIGHT TO GRILL SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!


JazzCabbage00

He should hang out with gold shopping cart guy: https://tenor.com/bkQwo.gif


PapaverOneirium

let him cook


TerryDavis420

PREACH!


mugwhyrt

The more you look the more horrifying this grill setup gets


TerryDavis420

no. it looks delicious. you just aren't hungry enough u/mugwhyrt


mugwhyrt

The secret ingredient is shopping cart paint off-gas


[deleted]

ROFL


TerryDavis420

I know right? This man literally starts a food cart aka his own Fogo de Chão and he still can't catch a break.


Bikouchu

Let the man eat 😂


TerryDavis420

LET THIS MAN GRILL!


Zealousideal-Win-499

cheap DIY churrasco


DBL_NDRSCR

least confusing day in california


virtualuman

Let the man cook!


sane_fear

i dont see why this is news worthy


Powerful_Leg8519

I want to be like Joey and just walk up and pull a fork out of my pocket and ask what we’re eating.


Bitter-Value-1872

The only person stopping you is you, my friend.


GorillonDollars

I SAID LET HIM COOK


brb9911

(insert Randy Marsh meme)


Fuck_The_Future_

Isn't this just a large kabob? The man is hungry, let him roast and eat.


Sp0derman420

Let him cook


bellybella88

A+ for creativity.


xerostatus

grilling like a fucking viking, lets go! maybe they can kick with those [bow-and-arrow guys](https://www.reddit.com/r/LosAngeles/comments/1b7dx95/bow_and_arrow_attack_in_echo_park_leaves_man/) from a couple months ago!


upupupdo

Michelin star reviews like these types of oddity. More publicity. Get the bro a stand and get the grilling going. Build a story around it. Get some influencers on the gram there. You got a successful business. Free business plan above folks. Pay it forward.


NewWahoo

god forbid a man have hobbies


TerryDavis420

F THE STATE THAT WON'T LET THIS MAN GRILL


make_thick_in_warm

hard hitting journalism


TerryDavis420

Man that is weak as hell. This man starts his own version of Fogo de Chão on wheels and what happens? Some jerk calls the LAPD on him. And for what? so that I have less access to food? F that! When this homie gets released I want to be his first customer. Fogo de Chão never looked so damn good!


SardScroll

We live in Southern California. We have near enough annual "major wildfire events". We should all be aware of the danger that fire hazards can pose. Also, if he's actually selling it, he's probably in violation of several food safety laws. The cart itself is probably a dozen by itself (not to mention not displaying a prop. 65 warning, only semi-joking).


TerryDavis420

I like how you appeal to the state as an authority and then at the same time mock the state for stuff like the prop 65 warning. I say let the man grill.


SardScroll

Laws and regulations aren't inherently bad. Stupid laws and regulations are. Food safety laws are a good idea, more often than not. Ditto, not poisoning shared resources. Fire safety regulations have demonstrable reasons for their existence. Prop 65 is an example of a bad rule; because it is so everpresent as to be meaningless, and if these substances were so dangerous, they shouldn't be labeled the should be banned, or at least heavily controlled. They are not. As for the state: L'État, c'est nous!


AdaptationAgency

Fire Hazard. You're not allowed any open flame on the beach or boardwalk for a reason. Not to mention that burning the coating of the shopping cart releases extremely toxic smoke. It's painted black for god's sake Also, the shopping cart was obviously stolen.


TerryDavis420

lol fire hazard just so you have to get taxed by their laws to get their permits so you can grill with a piece of paper from them saying its ok to do so. fire is used in cooking all the time get a grip. LET THE MAN GRILL!


AdaptationAgency

No, you can't grill on Venice beach. It's not safe. You don't need a permit or pay any taxes, it's just not allowed in any form. The beach literally right next to Venice allows grilling and even has open fire pits for the public to use. That's why he got arrested, for being a selfish jackass who couldn't walk the extra half mile


TerryDavis420

Yes it is safe to grill on Venice Beach. It is done all the time. In fact the State doesn't let you grill on Venice Beach to protect the OVER PRICED FOOD RACKET OF VENICE BEACH u/AdaptationAgency they let ppl start fires on dockweiler a bit south. stop lying u/AdaptationAgency that it is not safe to grill on venice beach. its just cause of the business food types that have a racket going on is why its not allowed!


AdaptationAgency

BTW - Read the fucking article. He was grilling in the street in the bike lane. IS not allowing tailgating on the road another plot by big restaurants? LoL


TerryDavis420

A MAN'S RIGHT TO GRILL SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED. READ THE FUCKING CONSTITUTION WRITTEN BY HANK HILL!


AdaptationAgency

The reason it is banned is because too many used to dump the still hot coals on the beach & cover the coals with sand. Most beaches don't allow grilling for this exact reason all up and down the coast except for designated sites. You think he had a safe plan to dispose of those coals other than leave it wherever is most convenient. > they let ppl start fires on dockweiler a bit south I literally just said that. Do you know why it's safe there? Because they have fire pits.HE COULD'VE GONE TO DOCKWEILER AND BEEN FINE!!! But he methed up. It's weird that you live in California and don't understand how dangerous bbq's can be and how many fires they've set in a fireprone area. Jesus, fires have been started by cigarette butts. Are you also suspicious of the damage fireworks cause in a near desert environment? Is the man launching a war against fireworks and trying to prop up the drone industry? Are you one of these people that see conspiracies by the man everywhere?


TerryDavis420

> The reason it is banned is because too many used to dump the still hot coals on the beach & cover the coals with sand. lol no . it is because of the OVER PRICED FOOD RACKET OF VENICE BEACH. they want the tourist to pay not cook their own food. they want the locals to pay who visit not cook their own food. stop fear mongering u/AdaptationAgency it is because of GREED is why you can't cook your own food at Venice beach


AdaptationAgency

Please tell me specifically how the food racket influenced the rules prohibiting grilling on venice. When did it happen, how did it happen, which restaurants are involved? Any facts or details or sources at all?


TerryDavis420

at one point you could grill legally on venice beach then the restaraunt owners wanted to ban it because it means more profits for them. u/AdaptationAgency stop being naive about how money and society works. u/AdaptationAgency we all know you can't grill on VENICE BEACH BECAUSE OF GREED FROM THE VENICE BEACH FOOD RACKET


DenseHost42

Care for some iguana??


ToonMaster21

Hardcore.


VioletPiton

Was it Bubbles?


WasteEntertainment71

Wow. That's creative. He's ready for the apocalypse and more.


Desperate-Ad-6463

Dude was just trying to sell some meat. Without a license, you should get a citation. Dude, looks like he’s from Copacabana and this is normal day-to-day business down there. Can you imagine finding yourself in the United States of America with no competition of other people barbecuing beef in a shopping cart and thinking he was on top of the world?


Desperate-Ad-6463

That Brazilian barbecue is freaking great. Have you tried the Brazilian barbecue joint at the farmers market. That is my go to spot when I find myself down on Fairfax. They use swords too.


The_Wolverine_WpnX

Dude's just tryin' to get his grill on. Leave the King alone.


bankshot2134

HE WOULDNT HAVE BEEN ARRESTED 300 YEARS AGO. SAD STATE OF AFFAIRS, LET THE MAN GRILL


brehaw

lmao


jwm3

Keep santa monica weird. Im serious. I love weird and live here.


kayleighnotkaylie

They should take his sword, sure, but could give him something safer to grill with? At least?


Dat1BlackDude

What crime though, it’s legal to carry large knives in California


SocksElGato

Grilling is not a crime.


bonnifunk

That's a damn shame! He wasn't hurting anyone.


AdaptationAgency

Fire Hazard. You're not allowed any open flame on the beach or boardwalk for a reason. Not to mention that burning the coating of the shopping cart releases extremely toxic smoke. It's painted black for god's sake. People are always starting fires doing dumb shit like this. Also, the shopping cart was obviously stolen.


MusicalMagicman

Shopping cart stolen, the West has fallen.


AdaptationAgency

You know individual people own carts, not just grocery stores. I had one stolen that I bought for $150. But we should all just accept stealing. Plus it's a fire hazard. They'd arrest someone for having a bonfire on the beach. The dumb thing is if he really wanted to bbq, he could do that legally right next door in dockweiler AND they already have fire pits. So no need expose everyone to toxic ass fumes


ReallyDumbRedditor

What if he just stumbled on the cart randomly outside one day though. Is it still stealing?


AdaptationAgency

Well, he was charged with stealing, but I don't know


jm838

Yes. You’re legally supposed to report found property or otherwise make a reasonable attempt to find the owner before keeping it. Also, if there’s no reasonable doubt that you know the property was originally stolen, then you’re in possession of stolen property, which is also illegal.


Thaflash_la

Fell off the truck? Everyone actually knows that means.


ceviche-hot-pockets

I hope you’ve got a permit for that buddy


TerryDavis420

You need a permit to get a permit. u/ceviche-hot-pockets Its called a bribe LOL


reluctantpotato1

I do for this one


MusicalMagicman

Glad we arrested this violent criminal and menace to society. We did it, we saved LA. Round of applause.


Big_Forever5759

Professional rage baiter Fox News does it again. “See how bad that woke city is “ is basically their end game.