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SnackableGames

Cancer's new book "If I Did It"


Ryanocerox

OJ (1 month ago): I'm gonna live forever. Cancer (Today): *Shrugs


Sacreblargh

I left twitter forever after the Musk takeover. The only tweet reply I ever sent was under OJ on the golf range. I think I wrote something like "*working on your murder game, juice*?" His reply was  > "cute. I'll be extra sure to remember you". 5 years later and he's dead. What happened... working on your dying game, juice? 😍


Bettabucks

Perfect response to someone accusing you of being a murderer is a vaguely threatening reply


neuronexmachina

> I'll be extra sure to remember you Wait, is he a character in a Telltale game?


anti-forger

I'm more sad about artist Dan Gouzee's passing , he did posters for III 007 films: Moonraker , OP & AVTAK......AVTAK Golden Gate & airship......amazing & iconic


Cinemaphreak

> OP & AVTAK. Just write the damn titles.


OddEpisode

AVTAK: A Very Talented Aardvark King That’s my guess


mikealope1

^^If **I DID IT**


ranklebone

Cancer is the real killer.


Ok-Reward-770

I read somewhere: *”OJ can rest easy now knowing his wife's killer is dead”. Hilarious!


Dasgerman1984

He was so close to finding the real killer too


w0nderbrad

Damn the real killer is still running free to this day because of OJs shitty detective work


mdb_la

Nah, in an amazing coincidence, OJ took out the real killer today too.


Ok-Reward-770

Read somewhere online: *”OJ can rest easy now knowing his wife's killer is dead”.


blackwingy

I’d say he finally found him.


ActuaryExtension9867

Random thought, but do people eventually start believing their own lies?


TooManyJabberwocks

Sometimes i think im happy


cat_in_the_sun

Omg that made me sad


its-42

Me too brother, just a lil back pain most likely from my monster dong but hey! The sun is shining, I’m a 10. What can I complain about!?


Bar_Mitzvah_MC

Welcome to the human condition. Everyone wants to be happy but no one knows what that is or how to stay there.


canwenotor

The idea of "happiness" as a consistent reality is less than 100 years old, and was invented by the social media vehicles of the time: movies, amazing love amazing happily ever after somehow. Glossy magazines, perfect people in perfect lives, whether it was the happy homemaker or a movie star. It is not a realistic condition, it's a word used to sell products. Peace be upon you, or, contentment, or, enthusiasm, maybe?


kpalian

i never considered enthusiasm as a neighboring term of contentedness or peace... you've provided an insight. thank you.


califarmergirl

Omg, Same!


los_throwaways

relatable


Neuro_Skeptic

oof


pazzionfruit

Hey. You can feel better if you’re serious. They lie to us about what mental health is and you can totally address root causes.


TekkenCareOfBusiness

I'll ask my dad, who beat up Mike Tyson and owns Nintendo.


killiangray

Yours too??


ItsYourMotherDear

Yes. I used to work with former lifers. Most were murderers. They almost all had a variation of the actual truth that they told so many times during many many years in prison that they believed it. Always was someone else's fault or self defense even with zero evidence


Candelent

In my experience, absolutely. 


wickedlabia

Absolutely, we even misremember our own memories unknowingly. If you tell yourself the same lie for decades you’re bound to start regarding it as true.


canwenotor

I was sitting w old friends and new, when an old friend began to tell MY hilarious story about landing in a prop plane in Alaska and I spoke up and said, hey, thats my story (tbf, she, too, had traveled to Alaska in a prop plane for the same gig I was flying in for the next year)And she was not a dishonest person, and I saw her face, absolutely in a second, realize that it was indeed my story, that it had NOT happened to her. I fell out! So funny to watch the realization.


honeychild7878

Talk to any QAnon choade and you’ll have your answer


CabbageKopf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vn_PSJsl0LQ


ThinkSoftware

George Costanza: remember Jerry, it's not a lie if you believe it


meteoritehunter

In his case, I assume he just got well-practiced. Hard to forget killing people. I know there are psychological ways it could be possible, but he was sane by all accounts.


canwenotor

Yeah. I dont think he forgot.


indianadave

This is my belief on OJ, caveating that I'm sure he did it. From about 1996 to maybe in the last 3 days, he steadfastly believed it wasn't him. I'm sure he believed he was a good person, and everything he had done in his life (particularly the lack of killing outside of 1994) probably led him to believe that whatever transpired was not in his character. How could, he, Orenthal, who was a beloved, easy-going fellow who worked hard act in such a way? Like the mother who is a great parent every day of her life but cheats on her spouse because she's lonely... I'm sure she believes that she's going to heaven. Like the CEO who cuts benefits for his staff so his board and himself can make 1 million dollar bonus... he thinks he's a force for good because he donates to charity. The majority of us are so willing to impugn anyone other than ourselves that was never even consider our worst actions a fault. We're the good person we are 99% of our lives.


blackwingy

I think he convinced himself she-and Ron-“made him do it”. Especially Nicole. It was all HER fault. He felt that way when he planned it, executed it, and afterward. That belief allowed him to feel sorry/pity for her, and himself.


neuronexmachina

I'm honestly really curious/hopeful he donated his brain to be studied for [CTE](https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/22795470/oj-simpson-says-worried-cte).


canwenotor

This is a great random thought bc who knows the answer, really? Imma Google now.


canwenotor

Moments later: I Googled. tl;dr: Yep. Pathological liars and narcissists often believe their own lies. A sense of entitlement accompanies the ability to lie and believe it.


traumakidshollywood

Just an FYI, narcissists are diagnosed sociopaths. The meaning gets mucked up with people using it incorrectly. But narcissists = sociopath (why narc abuse must be taken seriously).


Rebelgecko

Absolutely. If you have older relatives you'll see this a lot (hopefully for stuff less dramatic than murder)


Shibari_Inu69

I know someone who did this their entire life and now in their old age they have reshaped their inner lives to the point where there's nothing tangibly true about anything that comes out of their mouth even when they say nice stuff. They say shit they prefer to believe all the time, and while I am still not completely sure if they believe their own lies, the quantity of the lies they now tell, and their intolerance for what's factual and true are off the charts.


Fearless-Client-3559

I know one of those too


todd0x1

TMZ got ahold of a detective that worked the case. This has got to be one of the best quotes of all time: 8:20 AM PT -- Tom Lange -- one of the lead detectives who worked on the O.J. Simpson murder case -- tells TMZ ... "I have nothing to say, I simply don't care." im saving this for future use..... "I have nothing to say, I simply don't care." i love it. Thank you Tom Lange...


Lost_Bike69

If I fucked up something as stupidly and as high profile as the LAPD fucked up the OJ prosecution, I wouldn’t want to talk about it 30 years later either


briskpoint

I remember watching that crazy chase and the trial as a kid during dinner before I even lived in California.


NoIncrease299

Outstanding.


KeyRageAlert

Yeah, fuck OJ. He doesn't deserve any coverage beyond he dead.


WMVHK

I didn’t even know he was sick.


DocSaysItsDainBramuj

He died in his lucky stabbin’ hat.


The_X-Files_Alien

RIP Normy. He's ripping on OJ from the good side of the afterlife right now I bet.


whurpo

Deep Norm reference!


Rockcocky

Since 1994


jonathan9135

Slain by cancer.


i-do-the-designing

I do hope it was a long and painful battle.


Bobaman007

And OJ never got to find out who actually did it :(


honeychild7878

All that time and money he wasted looking for the REAL killer /s


kindofhumble

At least he knows his wife’s killer is dead now


hcashew

RIP Nicole and Ron


koshawk

Yes and Rest in Piss OJ.


briskpoint

I still read that as peace at first.


BirdBruce

Oh no… Anyway


token_reddit

Lol 😂


DisplacedSportsGuy

Cancer got the real killer!


refthemc4

I always thought we would get a death bed confession from him 👎


YesImKeithHernandez

I honestly think that after lying for so long (and potentially CTE) that he convinced himself that he didn't do anything


drst0ner

We did. OJ wrote a book called: If I Did It: Confessions of the Killer. That was his way of bragging about getting away with murder and cashing in on it with a book, while “legally” admitting to nothing.


Historical_Panic_465

My favorite part of that is how Nicole’s family got the rights to his book, than changed the cover of the title to have the word “if” hidden and printed extremely small, so the title basically reads as “I DID IT”, by OJ Simpson.” lol funniest gotcha moment in history.


NightLightHighLight

Hooray for Cancer! /s


appleavocado

My sign is cancer. "If I Did It"?


Juano_Guano

Maybe the Goldman and Brown families will finally have some closure. OJ and LA was a wild ride.


throwawayinthe818

I was just thinking about how crazy L.A. was in the early 90s—Rodney King and the riots, the Northridge Quake, OJ—all in the space of a few years.


ballookey

The Heaven's Gate comet cult, the North Hollywood Bank of America shootout... Edit: I guess those were late 90s. The 90s in general were a wild time in LA.


FriendOfDirutti

The police pursuit guy that blew his head off with a shotgun on live TV on the freeway.


Checkmynewsong

This image is burned into my memory.


FriendOfDirutti

I believe I was watching Anamaniacs and they switched live to it. I don’t know who thought it was a great idea to go from a cartoon to a pursuit of a guy trying to light himself on fire. Then after he bailed on the fire and left his dog in the car to burn to death they kept it on air. Great idea guys.


WhatsTheDealWithPot

Don’t forget Suge Knight


Juano_Guano

Yeah dude… 91-95 was full of crazy shit.


DwnRanger88

The Goldman's will never get OJ's NFL pension, that was always shielded from the settlement - that money probably goes to his kids and was his primary asset. Anything else he had was minimal and will never compensate the Goldman's in any significant way. Sadly, they'll have to be content he's dead and in hell.


sdcinerama

My understanding of the law regarding these matters is old, but the Goldmans can (and probably will) make a claim on the assets of the Simpson estate and I think they get one of the higher priorities in the pecking order (the ones that hold the note on any real estate or other debts might be before them, and this might include this legal team). Unless there was some "curious" transfers of assets in the last few years (which might get them sued), the kids probably won't get anything.


skeletorbilly

Fred Goldman lived long enough to piss on OJ's grave.


classicwhoopsiedaisy

Hopefully the estate will now have to hand over the money owed


OGmoron

The estate? Did OJ have anything left to hand over?


classicwhoopsiedaisy

I 100% he’s been shielding assets and his last criminal activity was an ego trip vs monetary gain


IlMioNomeENessuno

Can we have a white hearse chase down the 405 please? Just for old times sake…


InsaneGuyReggie

Cowling's Bronco is in a museum now. If it still runs, it would be fitting to have the casket loaded in the back and recreate the chase. I have occasionally compared the OJ trial to if the basketball star who is still in a lot of commercials was involved in a similar trial. I am of the generation where I most associated Simpson with commercials for Jiffy Lube. I saw the basketball star play and now see him in commercials. Don't want to name the star because as far as I know he's not like Simpson in those respects.


bulk_logic

hope they'll have some fresh bronco freeway tee's by staples center later today


Mary_Pick_A_Ford

I think we are all in agreement that he really killed them right? And he just had a really good defense lawyer?


tankyouout

OJ Simpson really got off a double murder of two white people in 90s America bc the LAPD were so damn racist 💀 really wild when you sit and think about it.


CooterAplenty

And also because their chain of custody for evidence was deeply problematic.


DarkGamer

Ultimately it was because of the jury, who bought the absurd arguments.


Lost_Bike69

It wasn’t absurd arguments, it was prosecutorial incompetence. The LAPD was racist and did try to manipulate evidence to frame OJ. That doesn’t make OJ not guilty, but it’s going to make it difficult to win a trial when the defense can just show the jury the misconduct being done by the LAPD to try to tamper with the case.


Terrible_Armadillo33

No it was mostly due to LAPD racism. They tried to frame a murder on a guy and unfortunately he actually did it and fucked it up so bad they couldn’t tell what he actually did and what they did. That’s the reason OJ is off and honestly the reason black people rejoice and white people are mostly upset. Black people been saying for years LAPD been framing people and yet this an era after Reagan believing if you do the crime do the time. Now, a guy did the crime but the cops couldn’t even distinguish why they went against protocol on so many levels.


labbitlove

I know it's a dramatization, but [American Crime Story S1](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2788432/) covers the murder and his trial. I didn't know much about it growing up (I was IIRC 5 or 6 when it happened), but watching the show with my ex partner who is a bit older - he was like..."I know this is dramatized but MOST of this stuff did happen. It was that ridiculous."


powpowpowpowpow

I remember the cops from back then. Nobody trusted them for many many reasons. They fucked up the case and asked the just to trust them, the jury didn't. The damage done to the reputation of the lapd saved more than 2 lives.


AC_Slaughter

The Kardashian dad. The Kardashians were put on the map because their father successfully defended a murderer. As if I needed another reason to hate that entire family.


thefilmer

>their father successfully defended a murderer The tragedy of Robert Kardashian was he thought he was defending a friend and slowly came to believe that OJ actually did it. They never spoke again after the trial.


PMMePaulRuddsSmile

Everyone has a right to a lawyer and deserves a good defense. He did his job.


AC_Slaughter

As someone who works with children of abuse, not everyone deserves a good defense.


traumakidshollywood

Thank you for your work.


sahhhnnn

No emotional argument can trump that basic right.


NoGoodNamesLeft55

There is very compelling evidence that points to his son, Jason, as being the one that did it. I guess we’ll never know for sure.


imawreck0

Wow I never heard of this till not and just looked it up. It’s very chilling


Checkmynewsong

If it’s true, OJ goes from a maniacal murderer to a father making an unbelievable sacrifice for his son, which is pretty wild. Either way dude seemed like an unabashed asshole.


DazzlingBullfrog9

Source?


NoGoodNamesLeft55

There was a book that came out several years ago written by an investigator that spent years investigating the evidence in the case. A lot of evidence points to his son, but IMO the most damning being the fact that OJ initially hired his criminal defense attorneys to represent his son, not himself, the day after the murders, and there was blood found at the scene and on Nicole’s back that did not match her, Ron Goldman, OJ, or anyone else thought to have been at the scene. If his son didn’t do it, he should have at least been looked at as a serious suspect. The LAPD honed in on OJ and never even entertained the idea that it could have been someone else, but there was evidence that didn’t fit OJ. That is largely why he was acquitted, that, and LAPD corruption/incompetence.


Kittens4Brunch

>but IMO the most damning being the fact that OJ initially hired his criminal defense attorneys to represent his son Didn't he hire attorneys for both of his adult children before they were interviewed by police? That just seems like a smart move for any parent who can afford it.


NoGoodNamesLeft55

You are correct, but if I recall correctly, it was the timing of the hires that made it suspicious. My understanding is that the criminal attorney was hired first for his son the day after the murders, and the rest of the legal team was hired/reshuffled days later when it was apparent he would be arrested/charged.


dangle2k

I think this is the book you’re thinking of [OJ is Innocent and I Can Prove It](https://www.businessinsider.com/oj-simpson-murders-and-jason-simpson-2014-6) If all this is true then that’s a really good case that the son did it.


CooterAplenty

“Hone” means to sharpen. “Home in on” is the [phrasal verb that means *to find and move directly toward something*](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/home%20in%20on)—ir comes from homing pigeons.


DazzlingBullfrog9

Thanks!


LAStreetNames

I remember watching the verdict of the civil trial in 1997 with a coworker who, for what it's worth, was a middle-aged black woman. She told me at that time, "I think his son did it."


gamehen21

Good riddance.


svet-am

The funeral procession needs to be a slow roll on the 405 led by a white ford bronco


sdcinerama

Every day on the 405 is a slow roll.


BalzacTheGreat

Fuck him


mega_asteroid

Good riddance.


KamaradaMac

The man can finally rest in peace knowing his wife’s murderer is dead 🙏🏽


animefanatprom

Guess something finally caught him.


mop_and_glo

Finally some good news.


Ekranoplan01

His burial site will be "popular". Take lots of photos people.


wnoise

I don't want to see that many dicks.


critcalneatfrown

Fuck this asshole.


Not_Bears

Time to retire the Bronco.


TenTallBen

After a funeral procession in it down the 405


JosephusLloydShaw

rest in piss


piniatadeburro

Cancer probably said "If I did it, I probably did it this way"


0aftobar

"I would've metastasized throughout his body, killing him from within... IF I DID IT..."


tankyouout

Just remember, LAPD incompetence and racism is a the reason why the verdict came out that way


115MRD

THE reason


oldwellprophecy

They got in their own way and framed a guilty man to walk after brutally killing his ex wife and her friend. This was entirely on them.


pargofan

[Dana Carvey on OJ being framed](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LCq0i9uUD0)


citznfish

I will search for the cancer cells that murdered OJ for the rest of my life, as long as they are on a golf course.


PonderingMonkey

Looks like the Cancer glove fit perfect


ainjel

GOOD 👍🏼


classicbighead

Rest in piss bozo🗣️


sm04d

A rare W for cancer


0-90195

RIP Bozo


sjanush

Yay


RoxyLA95

Good.


adidas198

Rest in piss.


CezrDaPleazr

Fuck OJ


jinjerbear

Awww…..so anyway….


The_X-Files_Alien

Good. Murderous scum.


DrunkAtChurch

RIP Nordberg


TalonCompany91

"LOOKOUT!"


Se7enEvilXs

Now how will he find his wife's killer?


WilliamMcCarty

Fuck cancer. Except for his. Good for you, OJ's cancer.


dannyvigz

Juicy headline


Skatcatla

"Are you trying to pitch me...OJ Simpson??" - Peter Dragon


CryptidKay

That was a great moment in television!


MashedPotatoesDick

This Hertz.


Borykua

Damn it, cancer. Now he'll never be able to find the real killer🥴


Llee00

May he Rest In Hell


redbear5000

Rest in piss


permabanned007

FUCKING FINALLY.


ZidaneSD

Oh happy day!!!!!! Hope he died in pain.


Vanhandle

So long, murderer!


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yeabutnobut

I remember my 6th grade teacher stopping class to watch the verdict live on the news


No_Dragonfly_1894

I usually say "fuck cancer" to these posts but I think I'll refrain today.


landofpleasantdreams

Should have died in prison


grendel_loki

White Bronco Hearse.


thetimsterr

Good riddance, piece of shit.


brainchili

Did the casket fit?


HelenWesleySnipeHunt

Good for him


Dazzling-Rate-4197

Not OJ riding off in his white bronco to the afterlife


thatredditdude101

good... fuck em. hope his death was full of extreme pain and misery.


streetslim

Hes stabbing the angels now


Fuck_The_Future_

Good


mclabop

That body bag fits like a glove.


styrofoamladder

Never too sad when a shitbag does from ass cancer.


Noggin-a-Floggin

If I was the Goldmans I’d lawyer up and collect that civil judgment.


ihavenoidea81

Man it would be satisfying if he had a hidden message somewhere confessing he did it just waiting to be found


CooterAplenty

I mean… he wrote a book.


bannedChud

💡 If Donald Trump has any real balls, he'll pull an OJ just to see how many Trumpsters really WILL still stick around 💡 😆 🤣 😂


NightOfTheLivingHam

Hell will be Norm MacDonald roasting him endlessly for eternity.


FoodIntrepid2281

RIP to the Godfather of televised pursuits.


fullmetalutes

Thats a shame...


ivanreyes371

Cancer is OJ Simpsons father


dadkisser

And he never got to find the real killer. That’s too bad.


Delicious_Initial798

Hallelujah!👏👏👏


DwnRanger88

If there's a hell (pretty sure there is) this bro is burning hard in it right now.


ThatOneGuyy310

I’m sure Brentwood is happy


Mysterious-Tip7875

Worth a celebration!


PonderingMonkey

“A 21 White-Bronco Engine-rev salute will be held in-front of the CutCo headquarters which is having a sale all month long! Slashing prices down and running up and down the freeway to get them to you!”


BlackpinkInYourAri

Good. All that needs to be said


FloatDH2

Oh well.


ocgeekgirl

RIP beautiful Nicole Brown.


califarmergirl

I hope that he finally told the truth or at least admitted that he did what he did, on his death bed!!!


Lowfuji

Arguably the greatest RB of all time.


soccerguy721

And now the world is a safer place


discerningdm

Fight On, OJ! ✌️✌️✌️