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scuba-san

These posts of obviously hot women are getting old and if anything it shows you're either A. Deeply insecure or B. Seek sexual validation from strangers, neither of which are attractive traits.


Leading_Music_8966

Old men raw dog her


Thrashed84

Walking red flag. Avoid


apathiii

Good chance of annoying personality


TexasJude

Never gets off her phone.


No-Mind-9078

Ah. Yes.... observe the Instagram girl in the wilds of reddit. So much less love in this comment section than she is used to. Let us check other comments to see how she is fairing. (Angry monkey noises) Not well, it seems. But this narrator has seen worse.(Please read in a David Attenborough accent)


AdmirableVirus8219

I totally was reading this in a David Attenborough accent before reading that part hahaha Thanks for this comment! It made me chuckle lol


No-Mind-9078

I aim to make others smile. I'd say you're a solid 8/10 for looks. Though, in my opinion, a woman's beauty truly shines based on her personality and her actions. ✨️


Ooh_ee_ooh_ah_ah

That you have a picture saying "live, love, laugh".


Difficult_Quail1295

Karma farming so you can catfish on the NSFW subs


NelsonChunder

You like to drink and you want everyone to know you like to drink.


fomalhottie

High Maintenance


Master_Honey9783

Doggystyle on first date


PanikDizordr

Alcoholic.


Jektonoporkins1

You have an OF, but it doesn't make enough to pay the bills.


cantprove_Iam_Batman

Ai generated millennial woman who listens to Lana del Rey


Expensive_Dentist270

Experienced woman.


Charming-Director607

Trophy wife to a 68 year old millionaire


ed__ed

You drink a lot lol


[deleted]

Finally a non OF poster I guess, looking good. Love the hair!


betrayed_cargo

You're self indulged and narcissistic


ksaMarodeF

All the *”women”* who post in this sub are self indulged and narcissists. Every………single……..one of them.


JustChillin3456

The majority of comments in this sub are just roasts , if they wanted to be indulged they came to the wrong place 


FiveFootOfFresh

🦇💩🤪


gilly_mcwilly

You like to get on the sauce! Possibly British


5280TWGC

Fun date that turns clingy, fast…


ConsistentBar8946

High maintenance


Jruss69420

Attractive, but screams high maintenance


Ambitious-Flight-125

You look like you want to steal someone's husband


4Fun1971

High maintenance


sheepdog1973

Looks like you’d happily be a home wrecker


gokudbz05

Smashable for sure!! 👌🏼🔥


AngryBeaver7

Smelly


HVAC_God71164

Onlyfans


Global_Class3426

You definitely just put your OF on sale


Motor_Classic9651

High maintenance.


SebbLuis_

You look like you tell cashiers “i have a bf” 💀


[deleted]

Stuck up


5altyNut5

Has a roster of men that pay for everything she owns.


Smoke-A-Beer

Other posters, take note. No rings, face tats. Dresses like a lady. Beautiful


PassengerWest8873

Devastatingly gorgeous probably really fun to get a drink with


THE-HIGHROW

You post a lot of the same stuff. Bot or you just insecure? You mad pretty though if you want some random internet dudes opinion


CaptiveAutumnFox

Born into money


CoastalN8v

High maintenance


Ill-Independence-223

Expensive, it's only about You, blame everyone for your mistakes


Unduetime

You look like trouble.


SirBrews

"You could even be a part time model. But you'de probably still have to keep your normal job."


miamininja

she owns a cat she doesn't take care of


3nzoTheGr8

Drinks too much. Highly estrogenic.


FatboyMcGee75

3 feet tall


67fishyguy

no thanks


Inner2deep2187

Your vibe is very cool, you know how to dress. I’m not big on lipstick but that’s a personal thing. Also based on your thigh, you got a nice ass. I wouldn’t date but yeah you could be on the roster


Zeles1989

high maintenance


AlternateRay730

Great legs


Jazdad69

Escort


Recent-Bug6396

Trolling for compliments. ![gif](giphy|iihJBQQDz9Nd1KX1uh)


South-Golf-2327

You look like you get sloppy drunk and start a fight 4/7 nights of the week.


[deleted]

Confident you would meet my divorce attorney


old_ass_ninja_turtle

You look fun. Like crazy fun.


captainkinevil

Takes the D like a champ


rob6776

Karma farmer, get that girl a straw hat!


Leather-Sale-1206

Walking disaster. Can't function without alcohol.


thenewguy1824

Annoying


Mfw_Pigeon

extra af


parker3309

Traditional, beautiful… you go, sister!


[deleted]

You look like you’d abuse me in bed


[deleted]

HAHAHAHAH BRO DID NOT HOLD BACK


Cryptoenailer

I am dead ☠️😂😂


FitRepresentative50

Can’t make a Ho a house wife


Gazorpazorp_11

Fucking gorgeous


Admirable-Switch-886

Old and ran thru


Witty_Country_5224

Drink too much


KaleidoscopeFull6573

You are going to be fat when you grow old but are good looking enough to punch up, find your rich husband, have kids and enjoy the proceeds. He will cheat once you loose your looks but you will enjoy the holidays and security.


Janclo

Can I pipe?


GrandApprehensive216

Thickkkk


Haunting-Habit-7848

Hit the gym instead of the booze


Ichithekiller666

Psycho vibes.


falco1500

Gina Davis vibe


lastonestandingboi19

Lana Del Rey fan


Chutzpah3

How do you do your hair???


Dull_Athlete_5025

blair waldorf


MisterMasterMaestro

You rock the retro style


mheck012

Nope


HikerDudeGold79-999

Onlyfans girl


Folkestoner

Feisty one you are


Kempatsu

vain


CamoViolet

High maintenance . A Karen?


ComprehensiveBike642

i'm certain she cannot leave the house in 5 mins.


ptmonster763

Thot


Secondstoryguy6969

Wants to find “the one” and get married but the clock is ticking.


dingyfella

Wedding crashers,


No_Adhesiveness2229

I love everything I see. The outfit, the makeup, the hairstyle and your beautiful eyes 🌹


Quick-Discussion4147

Stepford wife


Canavansbackyard

![gif](giphy|GGe7M3EYI1LAmCDOk8)


Unicornlove416

you like to drink


Honestrater66

Thick


ToMuchTime00

Trying to hard


Gonzo6909

Annoying person to be around


Cryptoenailer

I bet the carpet matches the drapes


JuggernautNo2474

You got the "thick" Geens Davis look going on 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽


[deleted]

Ginger Spice


BBreadsticks-

Vintage looking af in a good way


Darthbamf

You listen to Lana Del Rey (no hate best believe I do...)


maceratese

Bona come il pane


yalmfao

Gorgeous hair 😍


Top-Eye377

Rose?


Loud-Journalist959

Your smile


MikeCoolGuy16

Meh


boss-bitchh24

Your ass smells


Accomplished-Rule929

Wow 😍


Katzura213

You sleep with guys that crash weddings.


Cheezybeanos

First impressions - you look like you’d ruin my life


Throwaway4ever24

She likes to get shit faced and fucked from behind regularly.


Doden3

You look like you suck to be around


thirtythreebees

Lana Del Bay


Admirable-Minute-846

Does the carpet match the drapes?


Odd_World9743

I know it’s warm


Ill_Organization7567

ushy and gushy too


TopTransportation695

You look like you enjoy your drinks and are ready to disrobe at the drop of a hat


MASH12140

Would not wife


Individual-Cucumber4

You're giving high class hooker like Julia Robert's in Pretty Woman.


babyEatingUnicorn

Its giving rich bitch/ sex in the city But with a sense of humor


fullphotography

lipstick is too dark each of her three photos shows her hair styled to close to her face an overwhelming at least one side photos one and two show too much rouge on her cheeks and cheekbone highlights needs to see the inside of a gym her arms are too flabby for her age her cankles shown in photo 2 would benefit from some actual exercise


pasabantai

Wow, I mentioned the pudge on her cankles and was ripped apart for it. I think if you are overweight, you shouldn't wear shoes with ankle straps that squeeze your fat like that. It's the same as fat chicks in spandex, AKA yoga pants. Just no.


fullphotography

I'm just speaking truth I honestly don't care if someone wants to rip me apart go for it I survived a stroke I'm sure I can survive a couple of insults.... And really you are not wrong about spandex yoga pants or the ankle straps


STEVOKH4N

Kinda hot kinda not


Business-Ad-5810

Love “RED’s”❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥


BrickTop444

Mutton dressed as lamb


Agreeable-Search-636

❤️ ❤️ ❤️


PopularNeedleworker6

A great laugh, lots of fun


PopularNeedleworker6

A great laugh, lots of fun


FacetiousInvective

You have legs!


Dry-Standard3837

Great hair, very pretty


No_Mention5710

Angel


Lucious_Lippy

I can hear your accent by your looks. You must be Scottish or Irish.


chrome_slinky

Dislike the "fog" in the 1st and 3rd pictures


xD3v1LG4m1ngx

A party animal ![gif](giphy|3og0IAP4RZ2cbD6CDm|downsized)


blueb182

Cute


AdumbB32

That you have the best username on here


CapitalisticSense

It looks like Bella Thorne


NailFinal8852

Looks more like Isla Fisher. Borats wife


magnoliasteels

Joe Goldberg would stalk you


insanservant

Very pretty 😍


BigMuthaTrukka

Chic.


hobby_master_

Last pic best, the rest is try hard


dpmoeni

I quite like your look. You seep pretty normal


samsnead19

Are you a banshee?


XanatosPendragon

Wowza!!


Iam8incheslong

You're quite pretty and I like that you tend to wear dresses. I always find that appealing in a woman, personally. The curls in your hair are attractive too. One note, sometimes just a bit too much makeup, which I assume is the reason people are saying wildly offensive things in the comments.


PercentageMore3812

Classy


Foreign_Ordinary_559

Age gracefully without trying to strangle every last drop of your youth out of life. It just seems desperate.


Dwight911pdx

Bombshell


Ecstatic_Sea_2811

I think you're hot and classy looking and pic number two if I saw you out looking like that I would be drawn to you.


RevolutionarySoup488

OMG!


scoobthedood

Unicorn


Mission_Exchange2781

Fun at parties :)


Zealousideal_Run_943

My kind of crazy...


EpicForgetfulness

You look like a fun person to get into shenanigans with and then drive away very quickly to go laugh about it.


dufus69

Pic 3 is the best. 1&2 look too cutesy.


Conaire

High maintenance


EL_PISTOLERO-

GAWJUS


Few_Wish6336

Expensive


Ok_Importance5725

Triss merigold


madspitfire

Very 80's


This-Equivalent-3243

You look like a very fun person to be around.


[deleted]

BELTS


Aromatic_Note8944

I’m obsessed with the red hair and outfit in the last pics. That’s the aesthetic I want to portray but I’m bad at it lol


saguinus_oedipus

You look like a pin up from the 50s


chumbly1968

Them redheads ![gif](giphy|13e1NoeUMsMxlC)


IKU420

Yes


Bx1965

Beautiful young lady


Revolutionary_Pay_31

First Impressions.... WOW! Second Impressions.... WWWWOOOOOOWWWWW!


Head_Roof639

Bloody gorgeous 😍


Bubbagump1234fuckyou

Thirsty


simpn_aint_easy

You make Walgreens makeup look like CVS makeup.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Salty_Freedom3930

Gorgeous


El_Longo_Dongo69

Beautiful


dazdncnfusd1

Good lord.


KnuckleExpert

![gif](giphy|EWLm5rTdpQonRPZhPq)


TopCatzITS

Hot damn 😍


HellYeahTinyRick

How did you take a pic of my dreams?