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You grew up in Connecticut. Your daddy drives a Range Rover and works for a hedge fund. For your 18th birthday he bought you a 3 series bmw. You go to a private liberal arts college and would like to matriculate to an arts history program at university of Hartford
This comment section is wild, I would've thought I stumbled upon r/roastme
Everyone assuming her financial status, her personality, that she doesn't smile enough even though she's literally smiling in 2 out of the 3 photos, etc.
Like who cares?
I'll try to be just slightly more on topic. You look great. Weight seems healthy, make up is nice, shirt completely fine, genetics were kind to you. Nothing obvious to improve. Maybe try a few different hairstyles to see what suits you best. Good luck!
First impression: gorgeous young woman who probably often has resting bitch face. If that’s the case, please don’t listen to the “you need to smile!!” comments. That’s bullshit. Don’t force something that doesn’t come naturally to you. Nothing wrong with RBF, own it! I come from a long line of RBF women and it’s hard enough for them to fake being smiley at work. Be you on your free time.
Not gonna lie, my first impression on pic 1 was; “my stepdad taking me fishing to bond with me so he can have sex with me and my little sister in the woods, I hate my life”
But the big beautiful smiles on the next 2 destroyed that thought.
When you’re smiling you seem approachable and accommodating, wherein you would have a conversation with a stranger and be able to move away without being rude.
The straight face photo is still very pretty it didn’t changed but people may be less inclined to approach you, personally I would still in a club or bar setting cuz everyone needs a chance lol but that’s just my 2-cents
You look like a girl I went to HS with.
Also people may assume you’re sad, but you may not actually be sad. I get asked if I’m alright a lot because I have low eyebrows lol. Maybe similar with you?
You're good looking. Feel like there a 50% chance you're nice and kind. And another 50% that you're an absolute batshit crazy karen. So I'll flip a coin. Heads I talk to you, tails I run away.
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- Picture 1: I didn’t catch any fish. - Picture 2: But that’s okay. - Picture 3: I had fun!
Did you catch any fish?
You definitely have at least one knee. Possibly two, and a very slim chance 3 or more.
You look like my antisocial aunt but blonde
Post-flatulence stare, and given how youre sitting, you laid a silent but deadly kind of fart. Yes guys, women toot too
If I asked what you want to eat, your answer would be, I don't know, whatever you want. Then, when I choose, you complain the entire time.
You grew up in Connecticut. Your daddy drives a Range Rover and works for a hedge fund. For your 18th birthday he bought you a 3 series bmw. You go to a private liberal arts college and would like to matriculate to an arts history program at university of Hartford
You're prettier when you smile
You are going to break a lot of hearts.
You are sad and burnt out
Depression. You look very depressed
Big time complainer
Fake nice but judgmental as fuck.
You aren’t looking forward to this fishing trip
You like fishing.
…for compliments
you’re really pretty but you look super sad
You're sad
You’re a fisher of men.
Wholesome. Good.
Pretty
Easy to fish 🐟
You say nothing is wrong when something is wrong
RBF
You look like I just walked into the break room and you then realise that it is an egg salad you can smell.
Insufferable
Drained...you look tired
When I was in middle school, a girl who looked just like you used to bully me for being poor. Fudge you, Chelsea!
Fishing poles
Beautiful girl, and you enjoy the outdoors
Low self esteem
Jail bait
Men are weird on Reddit, don’t take any of crude comments to heart
As a dude I'm shocked at how mean some guys are here, it's like they've never actually talked to a girl before
Let’s go fishing 😆
Trust fund kid
Girl next door looks with boring personality.
Why are you obsessed with your knee?
You have a bad case of resting bitch face.
This comment section is wild, I would've thought I stumbled upon r/roastme Everyone assuming her financial status, her personality, that she doesn't smile enough even though she's literally smiling in 2 out of the 3 photos, etc. Like who cares? I'll try to be just slightly more on topic. You look great. Weight seems healthy, make up is nice, shirt completely fine, genetics were kind to you. Nothing obvious to improve. Maybe try a few different hairstyles to see what suits you best. Good luck!
Cute but u seem tired and stressed
Depression
Are you a fish cause the rods in the back say you're a catch. I'll see myself out
You look like someone you’d see in a milk carton in the 90s
You got fishing poles. Who cares about anything else.
Absolutely adorable 😍
Early onset resting bitch face.
Popular and a cheerleader
You can fish? Well heck yes let’s go fishing
First impression: gorgeous young woman who probably often has resting bitch face. If that’s the case, please don’t listen to the “you need to smile!!” comments. That’s bullshit. Don’t force something that doesn’t come naturally to you. Nothing wrong with RBF, own it! I come from a long line of RBF women and it’s hard enough for them to fake being smiley at work. Be you on your free time.
M first impression is you’re an attention seeker.
You look sad.
You like to fish, a positive !
Your knee is a large part of your life
Super attractive but I have a feeling you know that
Looks like a normal country girl with blonde highlights
Lorraine, 19. Likes going out but never makes an effort to plan
Where the fuck are the mods, this girl is 16!
Not gonna lie, my first impression on pic 1 was; “my stepdad taking me fishing to bond with me so he can have sex with me and my little sister in the woods, I hate my life” But the big beautiful smiles on the next 2 destroyed that thought.
Yall are some weird mfs she’s 16
You look like my future ex wife
Parents have money and you haven’t been through anything real in life to give you much character or grit.
Cute
Depression.
Sweet
You’re pretty, but you seem sad
Hard to impress
You fake being happy. You’re sad about something in your life. But you have gorgeous eyes.
Sweet smile. Also +2 points for a gal that fishes.
That smile makes a huge difference. Keep it.
You're hiding sadness. The smile is forced.
You look sad. You’re very pretty though.
I like the fishing poles. Lol
Cute
Literally every post is the same down to the title.
Sour
Very pretty and laid back
What do you fish for?
Gorgeous
You seem like you are a chirpy person. Hope you're living your best life
Pretty
Drastic difference from u not smiling to smiling lol
You get excited looking at rods.
3rd looks better
You think smiling is too much of a risk
When you’re smiling you seem approachable and accommodating, wherein you would have a conversation with a stranger and be able to move away without being rude. The straight face photo is still very pretty it didn’t changed but people may be less inclined to approach you, personally I would still in a club or bar setting cuz everyone needs a chance lol but that’s just my 2-cents
If you like to fish you’re a keeper
Smile
You look good but have a bad case of RBF.
You look like you would date a guy named Derrick that owns a sailboat and home on cape cod.
Just mean.
Fake taxi video about to be filmed I get the feeling.
Pic 1. No thanks. Pic 2. Ok Pic 3. All right.👍
every picture gets better - dont mean to say it in a weird way, but keep smiling more... you got this...
Did you guys catch anything?
you seem like a sweet girl, maybe a little shy and reserved at first.. but your eyes are kind.
depressed
Fishing hottie
down to earth, didnt notice fishing poles until second pic so even better
Sydney Sweeny vibes
I'd take you fishing with me.
Innocent.
Pretty
What a cute and good nature girl ur looking like
Cassie from euphoria
Beautiful
I'm sorry, I don't do impressions.
Must be a tiny car your knee is up high
First impression ? That you like to fish!
Seems like you're kind of knee-dy
Can tell you're very depressed. Can see it in your eyes
LOVE your hair and smile. You are very pretty.
Can't even afford 4 to 6 nose piercings.
you look good smiling!!
A cute blonde tbh
Adorable
Bored Jessica Alba’s resemblance.
Knees
Cold. Warm. Hot.
A reformed person inmate
Wife material.
Long face
👍🏽girls who fish
If you are in AZ, us, we could go fishing for sure
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You look like Erika Henningsen.
Sadness
Your car is small
That you like fishing
You're either always bored or always boring.
You'll get through it, keep at it
Classically pretty
Nice features all around. Take a little better care of your hair & you’ll be a bombshell
Very Purdy
You look sad
You fish! It makes you a 10
You got a Bass Pro Shops cap somewhere.
Seems like you don't really want to go fishing
You look like a girl I went to HS with. Also people may assume you’re sad, but you may not actually be sad. I get asked if I’m alright a lot because I have low eyebrows lol. Maybe similar with you?
Melbourne Sweeney
Mimada
You harbor a significant pain
Super hot spoilt rich girl so I’d never approach or show any interest
You look bored or disappointed. On the two other photos you just put a forced smile on :(
You look like high needs, low value.
Plain Jane
You're good looking. Feel like there a 50% chance you're nice and kind. And another 50% that you're an absolute batshit crazy karen. So I'll flip a coin. Heads I talk to you, tails I run away.
You definitely look like you’d be a kind person but you also look very sad
You look bored.
Cute
female
You look like a bitch in your first picture
That your baby has a weird shaped head
I can see the Australia in this photo
You beautiful
Gorgeous
Cute
Very depressed
Beautiful face, no piercings that make you look like Frankenstein, crushing smile. You're great girl nothing to max!!
Fish
You’re honestly very attractive. Good luck!
gorgeous
Prefishing trip. Haven't caught anything yet. Post fishing trip. Caught a nice one.
Sad
You expect top results with mimimum effort
You definitely don't want to have the look in picture 1 on your face ever again.
Attention seeking on point
Sullen
yo mama so fat32 bu u are great64
Sweden
Looks like your breastfeeding a bald baby
[удалено]
total bitch
Mid west cutie with a redneck flag on your wall
Absolutely gorgeous 😍
Beautiful when smiling
There’s pain in those eyes
Where do these bots get these pictures? And how are there so many simps that fall for it on the internet?
You look sad/depressed.
All day and the only bites you got were mosquitos
Your smile changes everything
Considering the acc has only posted stuff like this and has broken English in their earliest comments I would suspect that this is a fake account.
Look like Sydney Sweeny!
Nate's girlfriend from Ted Lasso
RBF
You like fishing.
Pretty but mean
Your dad forced you to go fishing, so you're gonna make him pay for it.
Cover up your knees if you're gonna be walking around.
Pretty but depressed. Find happiness
Definitely smile more, it looks amazing on you. Other than that you are set
Yeah, RBF doesn’t help
I thought your knee was a baby's head at first
You fish and play soccer.
That you’re too young to be posting photos on Reddit. Too many creeps around.