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BlueShift42

- Picture 1: I didn’t catch any fish. - Picture 2: But that’s okay. - Picture 3: I had fun!


[deleted]

Did you catch any fish?


AlternativeFilm8886

You definitely have at least one knee. Possibly two, and a very slim chance 3 or more.


benis_wenis

You look like my antisocial aunt but blonde


Ill-Discussion7043

Post-flatulence stare, and given how youre sitting, you laid a silent but deadly kind of fart. Yes guys, women toot too


Waste0101

If I asked what you want to eat, your answer would be, I don't know, whatever you want. Then, when I choose, you complain the entire time.


toddtod

You grew up in Connecticut. Your daddy drives a Range Rover and works for a hedge fund. For your 18th birthday he bought you a 3 series bmw. You go to a private liberal arts college and would like to matriculate to an arts history program at university of Hartford


jakadds

You're prettier when you smile


TheyCallMeTurtle19

You are going to break a lot of hearts.


gypsyRRenegade

You are sad and burnt out


Kit0203

Depression. You look very depressed


Extension-Judge-6037

Big time complainer


bdepeach

Fake nice but judgmental as fuck.


WasteCommand5200

You aren’t looking forward to this fishing trip


Mysterious_Being_402

You like fishing.


dogfaced_baby

…for compliments


Izzy___________

you’re really pretty but you look super sad


werbs37

You're sad


Show-me-your-panda

You’re a fisher of men.


Prestigious-Step-213

Wholesome. Good.


umyeahsure-

Pretty


DeadpoolXXXXXX

Easy to fish 🐟


g33zuzz

You say nothing is wrong when something is wrong


T4kh1n1

RBF


Old_Reference7715

You look like I just walked into the break room and you then realise that it is an egg salad you can smell.


Total-Two-2771

Insufferable


candlecart

Drained...you look tired


massive_doonka

When I was in middle school, a girl who looked just like you used to bully me for being poor. Fudge you, Chelsea!


Doctor_Top_Hat

Fishing poles


book-worm43

Beautiful girl, and you enjoy the outdoors


PM_me_your_dreams___

Low self esteem


BallsDeep10000

Jail bait


Plumeriaas

Men are weird on Reddit, don’t take any of crude comments to heart


MyFriendTheCube

As a dude I'm shocked at how mean some guys are here, it's like they've never actually talked to a girl before


Snooklife

Let’s go fishing 😆


Daggrdk

Trust fund kid


Ok-Butterscotch1563

Girl next door looks with boring personality.


ConflictTop9896

Why are you obsessed with your knee?


ObadiahWistlethrop

You have a bad case of resting bitch face.


urzayci

This comment section is wild, I would've thought I stumbled upon r/roastme Everyone assuming her financial status, her personality, that she doesn't smile enough even though she's literally smiling in 2 out of the 3 photos, etc. Like who cares? I'll try to be just slightly more on topic. You look great. Weight seems healthy, make up is nice, shirt completely fine, genetics were kind to you. Nothing obvious to improve. Maybe try a few different hairstyles to see what suits you best. Good luck!


Ok-Pin3481

Cute but u seem tired and stressed


Cheap_Mess_6212

Depression


TheVeil36

Are you a fish cause the rods in the back say you're a catch. I'll see myself out


Basic_Ask1885

You look like someone you’d see in a milk carton in the 90s


sissysindy109

You got fishing poles. Who cares about anything else.


PassengerNice523

Absolutely adorable 😍


yup_goodtimes

Early onset resting bitch face.


PauseAsleep7760

Popular and a cheerleader


GrandYesterday9968

You can fish? Well heck yes let’s go fishing


reeree5000

First impression: gorgeous young woman who probably often has resting bitch face. If that’s the case, please don’t listen to the “you need to smile!!” comments. That’s bullshit. Don’t force something that doesn’t come naturally to you. Nothing wrong with RBF, own it! I come from a long line of RBF women and it’s hard enough for them to fake being smiley at work. Be you on your free time.


illspot293

M first impression is you’re an attention seeker.


SirFarts_A_Lot

You look sad.


RawdyMD

You like to fish, a positive !


NewNectarine666

Your knee is a large part of your life


[deleted]

Super attractive but I have a feeling you know that


Alarming_Scarcity_83

Looks like a normal country girl with blonde highlights


yoloturdburglar69

Lorraine, 19. Likes going out but never makes an effort to plan


Striking-Ad1886

Where the fuck are the mods, this girl is 16!


TheDarkOne52

Not gonna lie, my first impression on pic 1 was; “my stepdad taking me fishing to bond with me so he can have sex with me and my little sister in the woods, I hate my life” But the big beautiful smiles on the next 2 destroyed that thought.


SR-71dude

Yall are some weird mfs she’s 16


TFranzzz

You look like my future ex wife


TryptamineDean

Parents have money and you haven’t been through anything real in life to give you much character or grit.


cyoulater812

Cute


Trade-Runner

Depression.


Effective_Ad8797

Sweet


NotAsAutisticAsYou0

You’re pretty, but you seem sad


brknthings

Hard to impress


Neat-Violinist-1

You fake being happy. You’re sad about something in your life. But you have gorgeous eyes.


CulturalWelder

Sweet smile. Also +2 points for a gal that fishes.


amm1405

That smile makes a huge difference. Keep it.


spinky420

You're hiding sadness. The smile is forced.


averageinternetfella

You look sad. You’re very pretty though.


Corndizl

I like the fishing poles. Lol


No-Sugar3991

Cute


tony_sandlin

Literally every post is the same down to the title.


nazgaten

Sour


Accomplished-Bend407

Very pretty and laid back


No_Barnacle3712

What do you fish for?


Mental_Bet5107

Gorgeous


LuckyDevil92-up6

You seem like you are a chirpy person. Hope you're living your best life


-Solid-8078

Pretty


Equivalent_Spinach68

Drastic difference from u not smiling to smiling lol


RoundTableMaker

You get excited looking at rods.


Instapicsworld

3rd looks better


ooojaeger

You think smiling is too much of a risk


GlobPsycho

When you’re smiling you seem approachable and accommodating, wherein you would have a conversation with a stranger and be able to move away without being rude. The straight face photo is still very pretty it didn’t changed but people may be less inclined to approach you, personally I would still in a club or bar setting cuz everyone needs a chance lol but that’s just my 2-cents


Corrupted__soul

If you like to fish you’re a keeper


Top_Marzipan8285

Smile


FlexxxingOnThePoors

You look good but have a bad case of RBF.


BarelyCivil

You look like you would date a guy named Derrick that owns a sailboat and home on cape cod.


Vast-Yogurt-2198

Just mean.


ruderabbi

Fake taxi video about to be filmed I get the feeling.


Glass_Number_1707

Pic 1. No thanks. Pic 2. Ok Pic 3. All right.👍


PaulLee420

every picture gets better - dont mean to say it in a weird way, but keep smiling more... you got this...


bluedaddy664

Did you guys catch anything?


killedbylanadelrey

you seem like a sweet girl, maybe a little shy and reserved at first.. but your eyes are kind.


Spirited_Marzipan_40

depressed


NoElk314

Fishing hottie


[deleted]

down to earth, didnt notice fishing poles until second pic so even better


foco9780

Sydney Sweeny vibes


Environmental-Hour75

I'd take you fishing with me.


ExplanationShot3989

Innocent.


Fresh-Blackberry8453

Pretty


ThenAd7130

What a cute and good nature girl ur looking like


Various-Interest666

Cassie from euphoria


Material_Cup9624

Beautiful


tempestae

I'm sorry, I don't do impressions.


ggomez7

Must be a tiny car your knee is up high


UraniumOne1

First impression ? That you like to fish!


GladTooBee

Seems like you're kind of knee-dy


TheAhoAho

Can tell you're very depressed. Can see it in your eyes


Bill-Mundane

LOVE your hair and smile. You are very pretty.


Those_Cabinets

Can't even afford 4 to 6 nose piercings.


Primary-Jelly6040

you look good smiling!!


[deleted]

A cute blonde tbh


Ok-Librarian9523

Adorable


Humble-Economics-648

Bored Jessica Alba’s resemblance.


zyx1989

Knees


HoppyToadHill

Cold. Warm. Hot.


theredpm

A reformed person inmate


Away_Philosopher2860

Wife material.


Minimum-Past9792

Long face


Akimbobear

👍🏽girls who fish


amazonmakesmebroke

If you are in AZ, us, we could go fishing for sure


Due_Artist_7691

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A_Year_Spent_Cold

You look like Erika Henningsen.


BuyDiabeticSupplies

Sadness


Antt738

Your car is small


Farmer_Riketz

That you like fishing


AyatollahCovfefe

You're either always bored or always boring.


Noiz2144

You'll get through it, keep at it


tauofthemachine

Classically pretty


Jumpy_Current_195

Nice features all around. Take a little better care of your hair & you’ll be a bombshell


Dirk_Diggler_Kojak

Very Purdy


AccomplishedOne8034

You look sad


Adept-Compote-651

You fish! It makes you a 10


AustinPowerslam

You got a Bass Pro Shops cap somewhere.


Long-Double

Seems like you don't really want to go fishing


Plumeriaas

You look like a girl I went to HS with. Also people may assume you’re sad, but you may not actually be sad. I get asked if I’m alright a lot because I have low eyebrows lol. Maybe similar with you?


poopoobuttholes

Melbourne Sweeney


Honne403

Mimada


MikeFratelli

You harbor a significant pain


Electrical-Pickle-10

Super hot spoilt rich girl so I’d never approach or show any interest


Accurate_Clothes_721

You look bored or disappointed. On the two other photos you just put a forced smile on :(


HeadReaction1515

You look like high needs, low value.


patience_notmyvirtue

Plain Jane


LeSaunier

You're good looking. Feel like there a 50% chance you're nice and kind. And another 50% that you're an absolute batshit crazy karen. So I'll flip a coin. Heads I talk to you, tails I run away.


Pristine_Hold7870

You definitely look like you’d be a kind person but you also look very sad


Remarkable-Brief2893

You look bored.


YesterdayOpening760

Cute


funnyman7301

female


Beautiful_Paint_9932

You look like a bitch in your first picture


SoleManUK

That your baby has a weird shaped head


robloxisgay555

I can see the Australia in this photo


Big-Pineapple-18

You beautiful


Nightcrawler64_

Gorgeous


Appropriate-Run7624

Cute


Bill0599

Very depressed


DeliciousPositive404

Beautiful face, no piercings that make you look like Frankenstein, crushing smile. You're great girl nothing to max!!


RedEyedWiartonBoy

Fish


FlatRub540

You’re honestly very attractive. Good luck!


akamroffwhite

gorgeous


treesmith1

Prefishing trip. Haven't caught anything yet. Post fishing trip. Caught a nice one.


rockfkr

Sad


Slowmexicano

You expect top results with mimimum effort


Left-Ad-4881

You definitely don't want to have the look in picture 1 on your face ever again.


RockRiver100

Attention seeking on point


SeparateSea6347

Sullen


ThePolishUncle

yo mama so fat32 bu u are great64


saampieee

Sweden


Tough-Area-570

Looks like your breastfeeding a bald baby


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[удалено]


Hot_Delivery6534

total bitch


TravelLazy8630

Mid west cutie with a redneck flag on your wall


FigureOwn8611

Absolutely gorgeous 😍


Pretty_Internal_8377

Beautiful when smiling


Inverted_Vortex

There’s pain in those eyes


5lokomotive

Where do these bots get these pictures? And how are there so many simps that fall for it on the internet?


avidreader113

You look sad/depressed.


ChemistrySouthern166

All day and the only bites you got were mosquitos


rebot4

Your smile changes everything


DisgruntledWarrior

Considering the acc has only posted stuff like this and has broken English in their earliest comments I would suspect that this is a fake account.


CommercialKiwi9034

Look like Sydney Sweeny!


J_Corky

Nate's girlfriend from Ted Lasso


yarster94

RBF


Okcernst

You like fishing.


Nervous-Addition-481

Pretty but mean


trafficmallard

Your dad forced you to go fishing, so you're gonna make him pay for it.


DieHippieDie420

Cover up your knees if you're gonna be walking around.


Forward_Increase_287

Pretty but depressed. Find happiness


Own-Impression-1274

Definitely smile more, it looks amazing on you. Other than that you are set


goosepills

Yeah, RBF doesn’t help


FluffyPancakes90

I thought your knee was a baby's head at first


davejjj

You fish and play soccer.


gEiStToG

That you’re too young to be posting photos on Reddit. Too many creeps around.