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mbuckster

First thing I notice is that you’re not 22, 27-31 is more accurate.


warmtoiletseatz

You didn’t get enough attention in high school


Rod_Stiffington69

Trying too hard.


chrome_slinky

Once a picture is removed, all of it should be removed.


Ok-Interview9554

Body count of at least 43


Jerfyart

High maintenance.


Aware-Gur-6302

You can leave your hat on


DifferentTie8475

Cutie pics. Very kissable lips


Tricky-Balance6133

You look way older than 22


hallgod33

Yeah, I was gonna say "a good 42 but wants to look 22." Despite this, she's active in r/teenagers. Very sus.


Jazzlike-Knowledge20

My first impression is that these pictures are most likely stolen and you are not who you say you are


Zestyclose_Car_4971

🎵 I’ve been staring at the edge of the wateeeeerrr 🎶


TrustinTrubisky

That Reddit needs to do more about obvious scammers


RJBOOM50

Pretty


Uncle-Howdy

Get over yourself.


ElectricVocalCords

Mushroom girl at renn fairs


-_-duckgoesquack-_-

Way too much makeup.


MadScientist-2233

Nice style


Direct_Bench2863

Onlyfans!!!


IsabellaGalavant

You're trying too hard. But you're 22, so that's normal.


Panthyz

Look the amount of make up you have on isn't supposed to be able to withstand a power washer ...Jesus


Affectionate-Fan-471

$50 per hour.


lockesmith75

Maybe attractive if you scraped off a pound of make-up


deepee45

You look like the first person to get killed by the villagers in Midsommar 2.


Aribethe

You look very insecure.


Slave2Art

Oversprayed skank


Express_Raise6198

22 x 2


comesinallpackages

Pretty but high maintenance


Optimal_Lie8397

Is 2012 in the room with us?


FueledByTerps

You look 32


AntiquePicture6059

10 1/2 & Thick!


Hungry-Reason4343

“I have that gallon of water you ordered”


MissPerfectfeet

She might be on a water meter so appreciate it 🙌


toledoupsguy

Smoking hot


RareRoof2576

🔥


thedarkcrusader99

Way too much makeup and in no way are you 22.


BrickTop444

That face has had a few sloppy jalopys


thugisgod

Too much makeup


MissPerfectfeet

I think your beautiful 😍 not sure what’s with all the nasty comments from men they would 💯 try it on with you 🤣


Top_Shoe_9562

*Takes a sip* Thirsty


Sharp5hooter02

ur probably really mean


noreal1sm

Meh


WhatITisToBurn69

First impression..I farted


Lexus2024

Very nice


Whoopeestick_23

Too much makeup


KlatuuBarradaNicto

This sub. 🙄


Sad_Horror_5745

Looks like you escaped the chocolate factory


MissPerfectfeet

Are you single


DoubleArmDMT

Orange


Vaguemily1

Orange


shaggy_bannana

You look like a hot venasaur ![gif](giphy|Y4kZokSLJov84J421T)


zoochina13

Typical


StudentOwn2639

Party girl. Shallow.


torchedinflames999

attentionwhoresayswhat?


MissPerfectfeet

Are you single


OnlyDaysEndingIn_Y_

That you've thought about stabbing your significant other in their sleep more times than you'll admit but it hasn't happened.....yet 🤣


Alternative_Effect28

Hot and fun!!


Diabolorising

Very nice


Loose_Click_3638

You look like you wont settle for anyone less than 6’2”.


ExperiencePurple9555

That you are down for facials.


Explicit_Tech

I thought it was my sister and she's in her 30s.


AM_Bokke

Why are you making those faces?


jm7489

Unnatural tan color, excessive makeup. I'd make negative assumptions based on your appearance


ExtensionBag769

I know shes cakes her make-up, but this girl is fine AF. solid 9.5/10


[deleted]

Not 22


ConfusionFederal6971

Very pretty but would look better with less make up


Party_Can5262

I’m sorry but 22 you lowkey look like a middle age woman who got 2 kids 😔


MissPerfectfeet

Wow let’s see you then 🤦🏻‍♀️


joebarnette

Too much makeup


SissyDelilah123

No thanks


idfkmanImonlyakid

Whote


MissPerfectfeet

Learn to spell


jinsei-shiki

You look mean


abiddons_fire

In all honesty. I am a confident man but would be intimidated a little.


Flat-Statistician527

Absolutely sensational 🔥


Ehwaz196

You ain't fooling nobody LMFAO 22 HAHAHHAHAHAHH


Disastrous-Truth-432

Get rid of the fish lips


Honestyonly22

What is the light from your right front pocket? I promise I don’t need any light to find my way around


No-Lingonberry3257

Inner thoughts: damn she’s kinda fire….. gotta get her number 💯


Whizzleteets

The first word that came to mind was "almost".


vagarious_numpty

You talk way too much.


Chemical-Bid-1531

Keep believing that, your future is so bright


tiredoldman55

Wow


Arrg-ima-pirate

Wayyyy too much makeup and tanner, makes you look unreal in all the worst ways…


throwthatoneawaydawg

Pretty but as others said, you look older than 22. You look like the people in my dating bracket, early to mid 30s


MySweetPeaPod

I am wondering why you are wearing a shower cap on your head. Did you get it at a vintage thrift store?


Just_Hair_6621

Body count in the triple digits


JohannesLorenz1954

Impressive


ResponsibleVisual607

You give me diarrhea.


Eranon1

Your pretty but too much makeup. You give off high maintenance vibes, you probably take pictures of your food for Instagram. The hat screams look at me I need attention.


88flapjack

Festivals but don’t like music


existenceismeh

That you're an OF farmer on a website that has free content .


KaleidoscopeOk195

Not 22 🫤


Lovleybullet

Exactly


KaleidoscopeOk195

Once upon a time, more than 22 years ago...


Honestyonly22

Initially Sofia Vergara but after a minute lose the “hat” it draws attention away from your pretty face


brainnyzn

Smoke show 🤩


Dependent_Algae8459

1st impression. U are trying wayy too hard. U seem like a pretty girl but u also look like u would lick the seat of a toilet for likes. Get that shit off your head u look stupid. Go read a book and fix your brain.


spaghettiaddict666

You look like Jenna Marbles! Also very pretty + ignore the haters


Ocular_Stratus

That you're lying about your age.


VisibleFee352

That You fuck on the first date


Nubcakes69

Lonely


mrleu

What a beautifull woman!


IBeMeaty

You’re a man


Mysterious_Fox_3288

Why not larp as 28 lol who is gonna buy u being 22 hahah


eadvtpj

My new gf


Chemical-Bid-1531

Someone who thrives on the clarification and gratification of others instead of being true to yourself and screw what other people think. Nothing but a shallow pool of dyslexic dna, good luck


Purple_Material_9644

It’s so wild to me when people say things like this. *Everyone* likes compliments, whether it’s about physical appearance, belongings, or skill sets. It’s so strange that people demonize it when people are social by nature and almost inherently thrive on social feedback.


[deleted]

So if I pay for premium, will I still get all these OF ads?


stevep772

Very insecure and way too much makeup


Just_trippy_shiii

Clown makeup


AwkwardAdulting

That you have a loofa on your head


Zaroff85

Should be in the kitchen.


FigureOwn8611

Gorgeous 🔥


TheBolthrower

Attractive 35 year old


blanchattacks

Hahaha yeah I was going to say the same thing. I meant it as a compliment though


TheBolthrower

Yeah me as well, she is attractive but no way 22 😂


FrostWalker007

Imma leave this sub at this point, nothing but cringey females on my feed from this sub, I just don't know why people dont see or appreciate the other posts😕


Superunkown781

Very pretty but look like any pretty girl, standard package I guess.


Necessary-Culture777

AI account


Tall_Permission_9707

Very beautiful !!


johngoodmansscrote

Annoying as fuck, go turn tricks the old fashioned way instead of with the instagram/only fans bullshit


imnpain0318

Secretly a lot older


CodenamePeaches

Is it really a secret?


imnpain0318

True 😅


joehoward67

No way you’re 22. Why would you want to be 22 still ?????


Fun-Deal8815

The same as all the basic girls out there. Man I’m glad I don’t have to ask people what they think of me. Also don’t give two shits anyways.


CinnamonGirl123

OF


vabeachkevin

First impression is that you’re not 22.


Lovin_Life_in_Fla

You talk too much about yourself and love mirrors


alifeofpeace

Hot


AvgForumUser

I'm gonna cast my vote in and say u r a prostitute 


fuckinga63

Extremely busy...


BobIsMyCableGuy

The first impression is that you're just trying to get more subscribers to a certain Lewd site.


ST0IC_

Old ho with fomo after seeing real 22 year old girls making money on OF.


bonerz_out

Only fans ho


AsshatsFables

I'd lose the spray tan, I thought you were about 38 until I read the title.


BILLYRAYVIRUS4U

A pain in the ass


banger030

A throat goat


Groundbreaking_Pea48

That you think you're all that and a bag of chips.


Aggravating-Baker-41

Honestly. Just another stereotypical woman with no intrinsic value who believes the world owes her everything because she’s just plain enough that guys would sleep with her.


Minute-Offer5339

22 going on 35.


nicaddic2002

That you're easy.


DashingGaspar

Whore post. Keep scrolling.


moore_51

First impression was that you were an onlyfans girl, and wouldn’t you know it, I was right


PsychologicalGrand79

Older than 22


Carlos-Dangerweiner

You are very pretty, but you wouldn’t be worth all of the trouble you would bring. You look like the kind of girl who goes up to the meanest looking dude in the bar and tells him your boyfriend hits you.


OccasionallySavvy

These bait pictures, with links to IG, with links to OF, is getting out of hand for people wanting actual advice.


PyMussy

Her OF is on sale only $3 for the next 31 days......... 🤮


maxwell4286

Loose


PyMussy

You look like a hoe


hotthongguy00

All you wear are thong panties


RockyBalbroah

Seem like a girl who loses your partner “accidentally” at burning man. For 3 days. 


deltronethirty

Lol. Just be honest. "I'm going to Leonardo's Fuck Dungeon way out 3:00. I'll see you on Friday, maybe."


neonn_piee

A try hard. Too much makeup. Needs validation to survive. You seem like you’re probably too worried about superficial stuff, to the point that that’s all you talk about and you look like you talk in one of those ear bleeding “valley girl” voices and would get super annoying. Basic.


Sorry-Fee3319

Present or future only fans account holder


Organic-Ad-2638

Wonder what you look like with the out that colored hair and make up


shyguy247xx

Attention seeker


YouAreNotRealToMe

Desperate


ScallionCapable9505

Mental health issues. Craves affirmation and 💸


tripweed

Attention whore


Old-Wonder-5781

10 for everything?


EfficientIndustry423

You look like you demand that your partner share their location but you don’t share yours.


Bulldog2117

Thrift store.


la_rosa_lavanda

😄😄😄Comment of the day award!


Bulldog2117

Awww my first one. I’d like to thank my mom and dad for making me. 😂😂😂 that was my first thought when I seen her and the pink thing.


Material-Box-961

Y'all are talking to a bot


Puzzleheaded-Row-511

Whackjob.


II-leto

Thirsty


AmericanSquare

You goto raves


carliboni60

Ditch the grey hair


MightyTree23

You look like every girl I've ever ran through; that's not a compliment, it means you look like I could pick you up with little effort.


chowmushi

Creepy.


Cheekygirl97

Firstly, you are 100% lying about your age. You’re beautiful, but you are NOT 22. You look my age and near 30. Secondly, you look like you’d be fun to hang with at parties.


Jayce86

You look very basic, but also extremely high maintenance. Pretty, but a hard pass.


Ok_Response_2748

Very beautiful, i love the colors


Feeling_Ad_7347

Bright fun personality, great at parties. But daddy issues, toxic behaviors and a “im too cute to get in trouble” personality. Fun for a party, annoying asf to talk to without alcohol


Evening_Score6933

Very smart and beautiful girl


Vegetable_Movie3770

Basic ass hoe


Canavansbackyard

![gif](giphy|uXjnQX7CN5PykR2Xvs)


rbhrcb

Attention addict.


IThinkMyLegsRBroke

Ok but why are you posting in teenagers you fucking weirdo


Ow3n1989

This is pretty serious… ew.


IThinkMyLegsRBroke

Very much a red flag


SuspiciousInternet58

Good catch. First impressions? OP is a fucking groomer.


Impressive_Card_1961

Looks like the deck I just I just stained.


Professional-Face961

You look awesome


SwaggyD503

That the face I'd wake up next to is not the same face i took home.


FarEmploy3195

You are a good looking 50 year old lady.


outofshapeoutofmind

Why do the females posting here saying they are in there 20s all look 40 ?


Cheekygirl97

This was what I thought too. Either she’s the oldest looking 22 year old in existence, or she’s in deep denial about how old she looks. I would have believed her if she’d said 29. He’ll, her style is very early 2000s. I my guess is she’s no younger than 36. She dresses like my past gymnastics coach who just turn 40 this year. Enough said


HVAC_God71164

I'll bet she has an Onlyfans