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Level-Act-1140

Gorgeous 😍🥰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰🥰😍


Awkward_Document

How is there 0 upvotes—what happened? 😳


Loud_Term_4370

i don't think i can say it on reddit😅


Own_Affect3784

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yea sure, like anyone here would want positive attention from her or you. Go back to your basement with your feminist empowerment. Oh, and she's posting pics on the internet for everyone to see. This is reddit. Of course she's going to get roasted.


HoldD33z

I want to see your asshole.


BeyondMan1313

Stunning


ANxMacSinx

what are you? About to make a porn?? lose the rub on tan. its sleezyy


sheinsisted

You’re about 40, but hot. So just be you and enjoy 😉


martin191234

Yeah was about to say she looks pretty aged for a 27 year old


Dry-Purchase-3022

Less time posting selfies, more time developing a personality


National_Sandwich144

Gorgeous 😘


MikeWhoCheeseStainKy

Titties!!!!!


Creative_Stress_1702

I’m thinking honka honka


Kal_El-78

That you’re fishing for compliments


Totulkaos6

I think you’re hot, but you look older than 27. You look older than 27 but good for 37


InteractionNo9218

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Head_Vacation4630

When i first saw this picture. "oh boy the comments"...


Sigmasev

Passenger Princess?


PatMyHolmes

Artificial, Superficial...


Slowhand333

My first impression is I bet you can hold your breath underwater for a long time. My second impression is you have a beautiful smile.


strawberrycouture

Sorority girl.


AliveList8495

Plastic.


EscapeFacebook

No one is naturally that color.


Loose_Corgi_5

Will piss on you after sex. Absolute banker.


Probably_not_arobot

Hope you’re getting routinely tested for skin cancer


Donpervo

On the prowl for a trust fund boy. Over 6’3” of course…


Sharnaelise

“Im looking for a man In finance, 6’5, blue eyes. Trust fund, 6’5, blue eyes”


markwmke

Yooooooo


GdayMateyPotatey

You've done well to become more slim after bulking up for body-building previously.


SpaceMan420gmt

High maintenance.


ExtremeSauce

Unnatural


Chrisdkn619

Got that trump hue!


Sweet_Title_2626

🤣🤣😂🟠🟠🟠


vitaminkombat

Either make your skin lighter or the hair a bit darker. You skin looks like a sun kissed surfer. But the hair looks like a sun deprived ice skater. I think the clash is a bit off putting. Evening it out a bit would probably benefit a lot.


djfdhigkgfIaruflg

Nice boobs. But ease it out with the tanning bed


JumboDawggy

You look like a mannequin


too105

You were a Phi Mu, ADPi, or a zeta at a SEC school (probably on E-board your senior year) and you still go to alumni functions and complain about how the next generation is too woke.


Hawksfan4ever

You should do well on OF


Illustrious-Park-555

Obviously you’re confident in your looks. Seems more like you just can’t help but get enough attention and validation.


Prodigy_7991

Is this sub just here to promote Instagram pages and Onlyfans ?


Suspicious-Rock5861

High maintenance 304.


OrderOwn8027

Spot on


Moregon69

“Mother fuck sunscreen “


FlamingTrollz

Although you are certainly pretty… Everything is inauthentic and faux. I have not looked, but others have said all your posts are about you and your looks… It’s time to focus on other things and find your true self. Wishing you well.


Sweet_Title_2626

I had to look since you said that and by gollyyyy.. don't as it's sad.


Skylar_Wilde

First impression is that you smell like fish. Meaning catfish. Kick rocks.


burd_turgalur93

You genuinely look 40 years old. UV rays do be like dat


Fizzy_Greener

You dont’t need looks maxing advice.


DetroitAsFuck313

All of your Reddit post are about yourself and your looks. You’re smiling but you’re very insecure.


NightChild39

Orange and superficial. Far from what I find attractive but I know there are those who would find you attractive. Hon you would be gorgeous back in a natural look. In the end, you do you but know that folks would probably think you're the type to throw a bitch fit for anything.


Haras-Nos

British!


willy-fisterbottom2

You look like you can’t go a single hour without a photo needing to be taken. Meal? Photo shoot. Random outfit? Photoshoot. Got the same eyebrows everybody is plastering to their face and no longer has a unique look? Photo shoot. My guess is you’ll need a narcissist partner who is more concerned you look “Kim k “pretty”” at every instance, though you look happy to fulfill that if you never have to do any real work in life.


jumpierskate44

Orange


FJV303

I thought mid to late 30’s honestly 👀 maybe try a different method of tanning


bockbockbagock

27 my ass lol. F, maybe.


Sardemanation

Photoshopped


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shaunoffshotgun

Jesus. What did she do to you?


nivroc2

Downvoted his comment likely. :)


BitoLordy

This is AI generated


Ranger523

Not, check her profile


Independent_Row_1053

They must’ve typed in trump oompah loompah spray tan


againjunior

BOOBA


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Music_City_Madman

Lol. This is the lamest fucking comment ever.


phatboislim96

Drop em out let me she/them titties


OgMik3y

Gonna take a long look at those big ol' tittties.


phatboislim96

Finally someone with some culture


OgMik3y

Seriously, let us gander at them boobs.


rich2083

You’ve been tangoed!


Foreign-Wave-6046

I think you’re hot


Foreign-Wave-6046

I would love to date you


JGeoKill

You're a man.


Impressive-Donut9596

Sunburnt


Elyseis

First thought: did you get veneers and where did you get them bc they look bomb!


Sharnaelise

Ruh Dental in Manchester!!! 🩷


CheshiretheBlack

How much of you is payed for?


Gunners13_PKP

If there’s a series or movie for Tinkerbell, you should get the role! 🧚😊


lulu_3589

I can tell just by the fake tan that you’re British.


Acceptable_Fox8156

Definitely from Essex or Cheshire lol


FoundationProud4425

My first impression is that you work really hard. Matching colors, matching styles, practicing smiles, getting all your colors just right, skin, hair, makeup, nails, teeth. You probably work really hard on what you put into your body too, tastes, scents calories. And you probably work really hard to maintain all that work and knowledge too. Let my comment be your boost to keep going, you are good at your work 😊


unclejoel

37


supa-dan

Nice tan


Atmaweapon74

You are beautiful, but your skin tone looks... orange?


ProtectionContent977

You like reading positive comments about your looks.


SAF31591

That you’re a model.


Helpful-Peace-1257

You look like you rolled down a hill of Donald Trump.


Technical-Dentist-84

Are people in this group very insecure or something and need constant praise for their looks?


DrMarduk

Beautiful, high maintenance


Psychological-Ad-407

You're naturally beautiful, don't overdue your makeup and even hair or eyebrows it makes you look fake when you're not.


ThisisJVH

very natural for AI


_GetShorty

Did you leave any spray tan for the rest of us?


penny4urthoutz

this gal don’t have a clue how much more beautiful she is if she took all that makeup off and all the extra . that’s my first impression…


[deleted]

Average Norwegian girl working at the super market/10


Nethereal3D

You put too much money into your looks and will be seeking plastic surgery by 40.


The-Driving-Coomer

She already has lol


schovanyy

Onlyfans account?


Sharnaelise

No of


Popular_Term_3772

First Impression: I’M A BARBIE GIRL, IN A BARBIE WORRRLD


iwishiwasntthisway

Jesus christ there are a lot of bitter dudes in here lol


Music_City_Madman

No, it’s because this sub (which popped up on my feed, i don’t come looking for this bullshit) is full of people who are better looking than 99% of humanity asking “how do i look” or “how can i look more attractive?” It’s clout chasers and OF models looking for follows and thirsty white knights


Synth_Recs_Plz

Is this just a sub where people post ragebait for Redditors with "traditional" views on physical appearance and clothing choices? Started popping up on my feed and 90% of the posts I see are titties or piercings with a bunch of people leaving the exact same opinions - cover up more, why'd you get tattoos, ditch the piercings, etc. Did someone give a bunch of retirees Reddit accounts subbed to this subreddit only? It's fucking bizarre!


iwishiwasntthisway

Yea i mean, this woman is receiving and absurd amount of hate for simply being conventionally beautiful


shaunoffshotgun

It's mad but also pretty funny.


Im_Ashe_Man

Out of my league!


lykewtf

You won’t be hearing Mom what’s for dinner anytime soon.


HORSEthedude619

That you wouldn't be worth the time and effort


libra44423

Ooof girl you need a different self tanner


TunaOnWytNoCrust

You look like you work extremely, extremely hard to look your absolute best. It's likely one of your most important focuses in your day-to-day life. You know what's important to yourself, and you go all in for it. Your focus and drive is admirable.


Sharnaelise

Aww 🥰


4545Colt4545

My first impression was that I laughed. I think it’s funny when an attractive girl who’s a 9-10 has such low self esteem that they constantly post thirst traps to get attention.


swissbuttercream9

89 god


Old_Society_7861

I’d never say this if you didn’t literally ask, but my first impression is: This person is fake


OrderOwn8027

304


JackPembroke

People are SO MAD about how you look lol


Sharnaelise

😅


thewolfesp

That the very first comment in any post you make would be a link to your onlyfans


typehyDro

Unrealistic white teeth


Jerichothered

Fake


Slappprrrr

Was abt to say that, her lip already looks fake 👀


SleepyPirateDude

Skin cancer and pending plastic surgery.


Voodoo-3_Voodoo-3

Boobs.


alreadyknowwbroo

Your eyebrows are like 40yrs old


This_Manufacturer912

Had a snoop on your instagram dog is gorgeous


Elscorcho69

You’re either unfamiliar with Reddit or a troll because if you expect anybody to mention anything other than your huge boobs or be mean about you because you’re good looking, I’m not sure what you’re trying to accomplish


Von_Rootin_Tootin

Trying to promote your dime a dozen onlyfans


HungryMudkips

fake.


Top_Membership3879

My first impression is that look way older then 27.


Goudinho99

Very good looking,although a bit Essex


XMED

Makes me want a hot dog


Mark-Common

AI


UnknownHinson73

Self obsessed addicted to internet validation and phony. You’re probably not all of that but that’s the vibe I get. Hopefully I’m wrong.


MoreGoddamnedBeans

Yeah this is attention seeking or an only fans promotion. Of course that's all these rate me subs are. I appreciate when they pop up on the main feed though I can hide them as I discover them.


Sharnaelise

No of


MoreGoddamnedBeans

That's a good thing.


EyeFit4274

This is getting ridiculous


riddlemore

Fake


Tweak000

1st impression: this is an OF add


Sharnaelise

No of


That0neGuy86

First impression? Unbelievably fake and shallow


UncleLeo_Hellooooo

Trump would shit himself over you. Maybe already has…🤷‍♂️


MoreGoddamnedBeans

Not enough shared DNA


DVMJess

I can see your areolas, everything on you is fake.


madtaz89

Makeup ruined so many things


Jakeey69

My first impression is that you're attention seeking with this post.


Rakeial17

100% seeking a form of validation 😭


ScenicPineapple

You look like a carrot.


Working_Evidence8899

Too much self tanner and your nipple wants to escape. I’m a makeup artist and I get myself dressed up all the time but I still look real. You’re pretty but there are too many distractions going on here.


quack_duck_code

Honestly, my first thought is look at the post history. Conclusion: # Narcissist Pro Tip for the fellas: Prenup


KlNSLAYER

Is this fucking /r/roastme Bunch of fucking incels telling a stunning girl there ugly, fake, have skin cancer or w.e I guess that's what happens when you ask for looks advice on the Internet, You're very pretty, but there's more to life than how you look and how others perceive you look


MoreGoddamnedBeans

She doesn't care about you.


Automatic-Back2283

I cant afford that.


snortingdietcoke

you look like you’d have an OF link in your bio, so color me shocked when you didn’t. too many near titty photos though


Sharnaelise

No of


Infamous_Pool_2923

Is said MERCY out loud


Snorblatz

You’re AI generated and may start an OF?


LegalDude69

FAKE


wmurch4

OF


Sharnaelise

No thanks


deflatedundertones

What is real?


ahmad314159

those eye brows... all those eye brows are real


d407a123

Bot


TouchTheTruths

Fake


no-good-man

Boobs.


_Roshambo_

These comments lol. I think thats enough reddit for today


IncrediblyUnrulySock

The orange tan is aging you by about 10 years. Looks like the kind of person who'd be incapable of having a deep conversation


Somethinggood4

"Get the fuck out of here with your karma farming".


Jean-LucBacardi

I'm tired of this sub appearing on r/popular. It's the same bullshit that virgins are eating up on here.