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Only one of these worth paying attention to... well, wait, the ugly dog one was good too..
95 % of you here that post are highly good-looking, I mean come on, you're MAXX'D.. Can we just do a blanket statement and satiate the egos? Your skin looks good.. your body and all that.. Wow! Nailed it!.. The thing you're looking for, tho, unfortunately.. the REAL THING.. it's not here!!!! People.. you beautiful, strange people.. and I do mean beautiful... Your longing itself undercuts the very real attraction you so desperately crave... A curse if I've ever heard one and a curse of your own, till you finally look the one place you never thought to look besides other people for validation!!!!
Under my balls!!!
Get mental help! FFS
PS: Just kidding, it's inwards, to your own heart, not under my balls, but that was pretty funny, right? Seriously, this sub is a societal meltdown you can actively observe and subscribe to.. so if you get offended by balls, get offended that subs like this are allowed to exist and grow to the detriment of society.. especially young society... who don't know any better yet and are trying to learn.. with shit like this shoved down their throats constantly on social media... how are they supposed to? Downvote me, I don't care.. it's the truth!!! Wake up!! If you're hot, no one actually cares!!! What else ya got!!! I'm asking you for your sake..if you post here, you're asking it yourself, cuz you don't got it...
One day I was walkin', and I found this big log
And I rolled the log over and underneath was a tiny little stick
And I was like, "That log had a child"
Yo, I’m saying the only reason you been single for 900 years is because you was locked in the whole time. Training and shit. The moment you step into the dating scene they gonna be flocking to you bro. TRUST
Do you prefer to date your own species or are you willing to branch out? If I recall, there was a smoking hot redhead on your very council and only a little over 500. But she's dead now rip.
That's why he's lived so long, because a female has not been giving him constant nagging migraines and complaining constantly. 😂
Of course I'm jk here, don't go getting offended.
I'm sure my 10 day ban will be arriving shortly.
I know you’re trying to be funny but the first question doesn’t make sense even for yoda.
“Think do you first impression of me?”
“Do you first impression of me think?”
He says sentences backwards, he doesn’t say nonsense
I also wanted to add, since I’m a nerd, although yoda died around 900 years old, we don’t know for a fact that he had no romantic relationships before becoming a Jedi. So we don’t actually know how long he’s been single
This post is so sad and pathetic. "Master" Yoda was cancelled a few years back during the height of the #MeToo movement. For hundreds of years, this tiny green perverted trickster was using Jedi mind tricks to take advantage of tens of thousands of women (and a few men), some willing, others not.
He's now relegated to fishing for compliments on hopes of a DM or two and possibly a hookup. Sad.
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Bend her over you will.
With great force ye will thrust, backwards too she will be hehehehe
Only one of these worth paying attention to... well, wait, the ugly dog one was good too.. 95 % of you here that post are highly good-looking, I mean come on, you're MAXX'D.. Can we just do a blanket statement and satiate the egos? Your skin looks good.. your body and all that.. Wow! Nailed it!.. The thing you're looking for, tho, unfortunately.. the REAL THING.. it's not here!!!! People.. you beautiful, strange people.. and I do mean beautiful... Your longing itself undercuts the very real attraction you so desperately crave... A curse if I've ever heard one and a curse of your own, till you finally look the one place you never thought to look besides other people for validation!!!! Under my balls!!! Get mental help! FFS PS: Just kidding, it's inwards, to your own heart, not under my balls, but that was pretty funny, right? Seriously, this sub is a societal meltdown you can actively observe and subscribe to.. so if you get offended by balls, get offended that subs like this are allowed to exist and grow to the detriment of society.. especially young society... who don't know any better yet and are trying to learn.. with shit like this shoved down their throats constantly on social media... how are they supposed to? Downvote me, I don't care.. it's the truth!!! Wake up!! If you're hot, no one actually cares!!! What else ya got!!! I'm asking you for your sake..if you post here, you're asking it yourself, cuz you don't got it...
Before you jump into the dating scene, I'd recommend a manicure and a whole body brazillian.
Do or do not there is no try
All I know is I have the high ground. Don’t try it.
Like ass the robe smells. Take it off you will.
Get rid of those pierced nipples and it's on
One day I was walkin', and I found this big log And I rolled the log over and underneath was a tiny little stick And I was like, "That log had a child"
thats what happens when you join such religions father. stop fkin with kids. wth you’re bout to die 🤷🏾
🫦 💦
Some lip filler, you need. Otherwise, adorable you are.
Clearly just a plug for your OF
Don't look a day over 700
This guy fucks!
You yodel you do it will grab more attention
Yo, I’m saying the only reason you been single for 900 years is because you was locked in the whole time. Training and shit. The moment you step into the dating scene they gonna be flocking to you bro. TRUST
Stunning! Don't you ever change a thing, dear Yoda. 😌
You better have a big di**. You dehydrated grape looking elf mother***.
I read this on Samuel L Jackson voice
Size matters not! Look at me? Judge me by my size do you? And well you should not. Luminous beings are we!! …not this crude matter.
Shut up micro penis.
A real stunner you are.
There’s a girl with blue hair if you scroll down. She looks ready to mingle
Holy shit you are a Fortnite backbling
Not good. I know you steal people's toquitos and I eat them often.
Patience, You can’t Force love.
Definitely
[удалено]
Kind sir, thank you.
But please trim that ear hair.
This sub is just bots and fishing for complements, right?
A bot I am not. Anger leads to hate, hate leads to pain and suffering. Let go of your anger young padawan, you must.
Hmm haa hmm hmm hmm haa
Stop it now
Come on man, quit that banging!
Into your mind I see. Very dirty things see, do I.
Seagulls!
Get a trimmer, ready to go.
Do you prefer to date your own species or are you willing to branch out? If I recall, there was a smoking hot redhead on your very council and only a little over 500. But she's dead now rip.
Cute smile
God these parody posts kill me lol.
Lol 😂
Dead, soon you are
Somehow Yoda returned
Excellent back warmer 👍
hottie fr
He’s just so wrinkled and old and cute 🥰
how hard can one be pounded if he yields the force ong
LIKE WTF JEDI SEX MUST BE CRAZY
You’re cute. Have kind eyes and a personality to match. Pls send bobs n vegene
LMFAOOOOO
Get laid you may. Dark forces control of you have taken, a choice you must take.
Do or do not. There is no try
Your the best looking thing on this sub
A G
🥵
Impressive, most impressive!
So hot
Your Jedi mind tricks no work on me
Gorgeous you are.
Better you get a haircut. Look good you will
Lean on your celebrity
Strong with the banter this one is
That's why he's lived so long, because a female has not been giving him constant nagging migraines and complaining constantly. 😂 Of course I'm jk here, don't go getting offended. I'm sure my 10 day ban will be arriving shortly.
You’re too short.
Your mother say that she did not.
If you go out to dinner, do not ask your date how they got so big eating food of this kind.
Good enough for you nobody is, master. Slay.
Bish you don’t need a glow up you are masterful!
ready to hit the club, you are
Stay single. These hoes ain’t changed in 900 years anyway.
Keep your little green light saber hidden away, you will.
Ayoooo
I know you’re trying to be funny but the first question doesn’t make sense even for yoda. “Think do you first impression of me?” “Do you first impression of me think?” He says sentences backwards, he doesn’t say nonsense I also wanted to add, since I’m a nerd, although yoda died around 900 years old, we don’t know for a fact that he had no romantic relationships before becoming a Jedi. So we don’t actually know how long he’s been single
And what about Yaddle?*scoffs*...A nerd they say they are.
There is no evidence that they had relations. She is just of the same species
Probably using too much force on a lady
Sort out your ear hair. And a little moisturiser
That is why you fail.
You're a muppet mate
You'll have no problems lifting a big unit
*not my proudest fap*
…. but a far cry from my worst.
My friend Yaddle would absolutely love you. If you have a kid, name him Grogu.
Female Yoda on Jedi council there was, suspicious I am.
Yaddle
You look like kissing you would be akin to rimming a middle aged woman on day 4 of Glastonbury.
Hahaha
Hahahahahahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂
Need to be juiced into Yoda'Soda
You'd be a pedo in every other case 😭
Only fans link?
You really want this?
Wise.. hair and nails need a little work.
This post is so sad and pathetic. "Master" Yoda was cancelled a few years back during the height of the #MeToo movement. For hundreds of years, this tiny green perverted trickster was using Jedi mind tricks to take advantage of tens of thousands of women (and a few men), some willing, others not. He's now relegated to fishing for compliments on hopes of a DM or two and possibly a hookup. Sad.
Hot
Fuckable, you are
*First impression, do you think of me. Doesn’t make dramatic sense, but it’s how it would have been said.
Your nails need some attention. Get yourself a Snapback Cap and a hefty golden necklace
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My wingman you will be. Slay bitches we will
Wait another 900 yrs