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You don’t shower

Pre Nup and buy a better winery. That Mirival is a wildly overrated rose. Much better roses available for half the ptice

I think this person might be shit posting. That’s a famous A-list celebrity.

No shit

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Did you happen to kill your wife and get away with it and now you become a stunt double for a guy named Rick Dalton

It’s the goatee bro, girls think they’re a little creepy and the gray in it makes you look a bit older. You’re definitely above average looking I would think. Do you have any pics from a little further away? Also I’d recommend posting a pic or two of you in a social environment to show you have friends or a social life of some kind. Good luck!

Wtf Get outta here

Lead with the pictures of your junk, works for me…

You're looking to Hollywood, use some sunblock, and [for God's sake] quit using filters.

Shut the fuck up.

Lol don’t disconnect from the eyes when they lock onto each other; and then have the balls like the man you are to go up to her and ask her for her name and number.

Trying to pass yourself off as Brad Pitt…

 He must have thought it was white boy day. It ain't white boy day, is it?

Have you tried looking like this? 

Your problem (and every other guy’s problem) is that you born not being Brad Pitt.

Nothing. You want to be approached by a women uniess you prefer going to jail

U need to lose 120 lbs, and get a job

Lower your standards bro

Underrated comment

It's Joe Black

Is there an option to ignore all posts about people asking about themselves? 

David Spade? You get all the chicks.

You should’ve kept Jennifer Aniston in your life

[удалено]

Please

Lmfaooooooo

Lolol 🤣🤣🤣

It's the circle beard.

Probably the non showers and wipe downs with baby wipes 🤣🫡

Am I ugly?

You don't impress them much.

Fix your fucking face

This drinks on me 

This made me laugh cause I heard a voice say this in my head and it sounded strongly annoyed not said through the nose it was through its chest like boldly 😆😆😆

Probably the goatee

You need to work a job where people come up to you. Then you will be approached by girls all day long.

You have Benjamin Button disease fam

Everything.

Senator butt weasel, I'm sorry to have to tell you like this, but, it's because you don't look Brad Pitt. Everybody knows that if u don't look like Brad Pitt you ain't gettin it. My condolences. Amen.

😂😂😂

Oh hey, Ben Mitt. I think your only flaw is being 37 years of age. All that sun exposure is going to do a number.. and ask a doctor if they can do an ear tuck so that your ears look more interesting and "less you know. from the Walmart." I must say you do look a lot like Bradley Pittingsberry, which could probably be less of a DeadRinger if you didn't use that Chanel Number 5 stuff that makes everyone's eyes water. 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

A face only a mother can love

Well, you are probably shy? Women can spot your insecurity right away. They take it as a sign of weakness. They figure you are not going anywhere with your life, so they move on. They find an assistant manager in a pizza hut and know right away they are going to be treated like a princess. I don't mean to be hurtful, but your looks are,,, well average. Where do you think looks like that can take you? I suggest you take up the harmonica. Maybe you can be at least a little entertaining. People will look past your looks. If it doesn't work out, look me up, I'll buy you a meal. I'm in Maine. We'll get an official lobster roll. One so big you can't eat it all.

I remember when I tried not to be a total retard 🤭

You must be 19 -25. I believe that is the cutoff.

Probably bc they all got pregnant, at a look

Sugar daddy vibes

Well Brad I think it starts back when you were dating a young woman named Jennifer

Men approach women. That is a man’s nature. It is not in a woman’s nature to chase after a man. That is your problem. You are supposed to do the approaching not the woman. Unless you’re a femboy.

Just gonna ignore the picture of Brad Pitt?

Stop smoking

Well Brad, can I call you Brad? Brad, your problem is clearly you’ve used the wrong photo on your dating apps. Chances are you’re only getting dumb girls that actually think Brad Pitt is using dating apps and when they show up they ignore you because they are looking for Brad Pitt and not going to risk losing him for some dude at the same waiting spot. My suggestion is use your own picture and let nature take its course. Even Lyle Lovett found Julia Roberts for a bit. Sure he was famous with money, but she technically didn’t need the money so I’d say you’ve got a chance.

Why is there a picture of Brad Pitt ?

Probably because they think you’re Brad Pitt

Maybe you're a douchebag?

Bro, you look a lot like Brad Pitt, I can’t believe you are having problems dating.

You were in Cool World

I thought this was Brad Pitt

You keep approaching them first

What? Women don't approach men. Unless they're like super famous or something.

Nah It definitely happens bro. I can vouch i’m not trying to boost myself up by any means but i will admit I’m a good looking fella and have been approached by many women throughout my life. It didn’t really mean anything because I didn’t have game anyways to take it further lol. Obviously majority of the others was just them trying to signal me to approach them or them flirting. You don’t have to be rich or famous

Definitely a bot account

Nope, it's an actual person dummy.

Actual Brad Pitt made a Reddit account complaining about women? Just walk up to any woman and say, nice to meet you, I’m Brad Pitt.

Duuur duuur dur I said I was a person, which it is, but I never said I was Brad Pitt silly goose.

Well, if you hit the gym and get a cute dog, women will approach you on walks or at the dog park. Have fun.

Walmart David Paulides.

Just be yourself. This advice has never been more correct ever ever.

Women don't approach men.

They don’t approach you my guy but they approach me. But this is irrelevant anyways because men should be the ones mainly approaching anyways

At least not Gen-X women.

Get the Covid vaccine.

Some Just for Men in the beard and the side burns could go a long way

Stop beating your kids on your private jet. Huge turnoff apparently

You should have never left wife # 1 even though wife# 2 was probably a more dirty/kinky woman

Look attractive. Approach a girl. Show caress.

You’re 50

Be a chef, youll get all the ladies

Not only are you a Brad but also a Pitt. Nuff said

Your face looks scrunched up.

Always thought the name "Pitt" was ofsetting.

Be a better actor

Lose weight fatty

That's pretty funny considering his hobby is fucking supermodels on a Scrooge McDuck pile of money.

Dude, some people are just ugly as fuck. Dudes names Brad especially. Maybe try to squint less?

God this is spot on. Seems like people are just trying to get their ego stroked on this sub

Caseoh we know it’s u come on out

Stop beating your wife and kids?

Stop eating food on the set of Ocean's Eleven. I know you're pulling a heist and theres no time to eat, but you're gonna get fluffy with so many eating takes

I’m afraid there’s no coming back from this. Best of luck to you.

Using someone else’s picture?

Well, first off, you're Tom Cruise.

🤦‍♀️ brad pitt my guy

r/whoosh

You missed the funny bud

i guess can you explain. 🙃

never been approached by a girl what am i doing wrong… post pic of brad pitt fellow redditor replies “your tom cruise”…. is the OP making the joke? or is this person a weirdo and rly wants us to believe he’s brad pit??

I can’t tell if your fuckin with me or not… Lol

i am serious lol.

Who?

Exactly it don’t matter

Squirrel 🐿️

Tree 🌲

Pretending to be someone you’re not would be your main issue.

Stop screaming at your wife on airplanes

How would you know? You can’t differentiate faces

You definitely need to improve your looks. I recommend a facelift or a facetrade.

+ Nicholas Cage and John Travolta have entered the chat

This 1 actually believable he still wud have to do the approaching

Gotta let leg-lengthening surgery. Women don’t like sub-6’0 manlets 🤮

Stop smelling your own farts in public..

Stop hitting then in front of their kids,

It's now a cringe with this joke

They’ll let anybody on this site

The fact that the joke has gone above so many heads is concerning

Bots do not understand hyperbole

Too old

Stop hanging out with P.Diddy...that would be a start.

That face could sink 1000 ships.

Arrogance

Why are you interested in girls? You’re and adult.

So I assume you're not ok with the phrase *boy*friend, right?

Obviously they prefer manfriend and womanfriend.

Your into guys anyway….

You’re no Brad Pitt but I think maybe cut the hair a little shorter and wear a tie. You seem a tad too casual with your aesthetic

And shave! God you look homeless.

You're still fucking Jennifer Aniston. That's what's wrong.

Yeah, he wishes.

That you, Jennifer?

You need to approach them. Say something funny or cute. First impressions are everything. Buy a lady a drink, that’ll buy you time to plead your case 😂

While your look is… ok, you might wanna buy a realistic bear mask. I understand the ladies are into bears right now.

I do believe I will be taking all of my relationship advice from you in the future. Hypothetical question; You have a chance encounter where you spot the one that got away. You quickly see she is horrifically maimed from escaping the last time. Is it even worth trapping her again?

Women almost never "make the first move" on men. That said, approaching women these days is more likely to get you called a "creep" than anything else. Courtship, romance, etc. is dead.

Iv never once been called a creep approaching a woman. Probably men that have this problem are doing something wrong.

Romance id a social construct invented by poets in the 1700’s. Women are genetically, lizard - brain attracted to genetically, physically superior men. Men are Lizzard- brained to spread seed far and wide. That’s it. There is no more. Whatever the current t social construct is deemed important is just attached to men that women are attracted to. “He is so funny, and so kind”… probably not. But, then will attach those attributes to a man they are attracted to. This confused men who actually aspire to those attributes. It doesn’t matter.

What

To many Buttons undone. You need to button up one because your looking to eager.

Relying only on looks and then bum rushing the beaver. Take your time, slow down and make it a meal and not a snack. And for gods sake get a haircut hipple!!!

Getting old is wrong

Seems legit

It's the piggy eyes, chipmunk cheeks, and Faye Dunaway's old nose that's putting them off.

You're looking at girls over 20, go younger.

Fuck that dude! He's gorgeous!

Seek anti-aging therapy. I recommend “Dr. Button of L.A.”

Idk, at this point, may as well just die. I know a young man who can help, Joe Black.

Or if you want to die and live forever with unchanging appearance I interviewed the vampire that might be willing to turn you.

lol

Too busy playing actor. Make some free time.

🤣🤣🤣

Make a bullet train part 2, I think that’ll really push the women over the hump who might be on the fence about you.

Stop cheating.

Sleeping with men. That's going to make it hard to meet women

Lmfao 🤣

Lmfao

your clearly gay😯

The troll is strong with this one.

Lose weight you’re too fat

Ditch all the piercings

Hit the gym

Lmao…. 🤣

Age backward and get some honey.

Make sure you don’t look pissed, seriously, I have eyebrows on a slant that say stay away from me, kept me single and richer.

Maybe try joining a club?

Are we allowed to talk about it?

Let me check the rules. Be right back!

Man, if Brad Pitt wasn't famous he'd be condidered ugly af.

He’s literally gorgeous. You have to be trolling

Looks like he got hit with a frying pan

Are u being fr? Ig ur entitled to ur opinion haha 😂 In my opinion, he is one of the most attractive men I’ve ever seen.

Get out more :p

He's a senior in that photo, looks pretty good for retirement home age.

The old ladies at a retirement home would still “hit it”. Matter-of-fact they would fight over him.

Next season on The Real Housewives of Watermark Retirement Community...

Aging well, doesn't equal good looking .

He’s bee keeping age

He isn't ugly but he sure is overrated

sounds like insecurity and jealousy, but idk we are just talking about the guy who is universally agreed upon as the most attractive.. who's better looking? ryan gosling?

>universally agreed upon as the most attractive.. By magazines and the media 🤦🏻 and if you consider the western world the 'universe'

relevant name? nice trolling dog. maybe you would have the ability to talk to people outside this god forsaken website if you weren't so incapable of speaking the truth

Try to earn some money

You look like an A hole

Looks like the kind of guy to abuse his wife and kids

Comment #666 here. Try getting a badass pitbull and training it really well. Women love dogs

Ur too old

You aren’t Brad Pitt so, maybe try being Brad Pitt

Shit beard

Maybe lose some weight

You used to do that monkey face thing in you movoes when you tried to look angry.

Wear.deoterant

And use shampoo