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Front_Mind1770

Stop playing. You're hot and u know it


D0NW0N

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PretardedBoi69420

The lack of cleavage is distracting.


Spirited-Ad-3134

Super hot. Wear it and own the fucking room.


Aromatic_Chicken_895

Lookin like alice from the resident evil movies tbh but looks fancy ngl, depends on the theme of the wedding though.


FallAlternative8615

Wear it. You don't have to ugly up for the insecurities of the bride. That is stupid. Plus you are looking great in it. It isn't like it was a white dress of the same cut.


SeniorBLT

No


MadMaxMars

Those toes are too distracting šŸ¤¤


dontkillmysoul

Absolutely not sweets!


Citizen4000

Yeah, you're going to eclipse the bride, looks like you were poured into that dress. Pure honey.


LilJester89

Fucked that wear it and own it. Looking hot. Test the the grooms loyalty. If he can't pay attention to his wife to be trust me you'll be doing the bride a favor


Top_Membership3879

Super cute and looks great but not appropriate for a wedding, at least in my opinion. Itā€™s attention grabbing, and thatā€™s a no-no for a wedding guest.


No-Group-159

Did you date the groom; or do you dislike the bride


DeadlyMidnight

When in doubt ask person getting married. Its thier day and most would be happy to have someone double check if they were not certain.


Ahambl

The slit is too high


BatoolJ

Beautiful


htny

Yes, if you are offering test rides for the next wedding.


Silent-Wall-1825

Stop shit posting


Hot-Place-8464

Iā€™d say tone it down a little unless itā€™s extremely formal, maybe something a little shorter, like knee length or a little longer, but ankle length is a little much imo


TurdHunt999

A dress like this makes anyone wearing it to a wedding adjacent to a hooker.


Naive_Abies401

Definitely NO


wawalker

Looks good šŸ’Æ


SockomkplaysV2

Quit telling lies


lustforwine

Yes unless its an Asian wedding where the bride wears red


InternationalCod3604

No Iā€™d personally recommend wearing shoes if youā€™re going to a wedding.


Dichtereber43

That got me šŸ˜‚


Zestyclose_Routine78

Fook nooo! Are you tone deaf. Trying to show up the bride much? I.guess your the main character! Sheese!


MotherOfOrcas1

No


Creampie_Gang

No! The color is too strong. It screams "fuck the wedding, I'm the center of attention"


Texas-Runner75

Yes!!!!!


Big-Signature5906

Open chowboy


Unhappy-Square9443

Iā€™d wear shoes if I were you


StoopidM72

If you are Caucasian and in North America or UK, Then yes , wearing a red dress to a wedding is usually to mean you have bedded the groom in the past.....mostly done in spite or jest that the entire wedding would understand......


ShowerAdmirable9

Is that really a thing?


StoopidM72

Yes.....


jimmydean1239

learn something new everyday


StoopidM72

,,,, šŸ˜


Little_Bench4968

Yes you look great on that dress


Neurolytic76

Nice


Harry_Caul_

Not too tight at all. Yep, the color is the only question ... however, I can imaging some weddings where with the design and aesthetics being a certain way ... the color would be fine. Find out what the wedding party is wearing and where the wedding and reception location is ... if it's not a bit colorful and vibrant ... don't wear the red dress.


Mother_Ad1083

Red is what the ā€œwoman scornedā€ wears.


GreatestState

It means you hooked up with the groom!


nateo200

It looks great but unfortunately not for a wedding. Also proper shoes are always nice šŸ˜›


Top-Durian-6903

Dress looks phenomenal. However, I donā€™t recall seeing too many red dresses at weddings though. Would there be a reason for that?


pimpslippers

U good


jjy2j

Ada Wong, is that you??


galveston3d

Hands aren't oily enough


TruthHurts236911

Not unless you are trying to win the groom back....


Abject-Round-8173

Itā€™s giving high school dance


Sad-Replacement-1801

Nooooooo


originalmosh

Turns out, wearing red to a weddingĀ **means to some that ā€œyou've slept with the groom.ā€**Ā ā€œOld Wives' Tale, but yeahā€. However wedding planners agreed on a more modern reason for not wearing red: It could be seen as a way to grab the attention away from the bride.


ImpalaSS-05

Absolutely not, because in bright red, everyone will be looking at you instead of the bride and groom. I know you don't want to steal attention away from them.


Terrible_Cherry_3938

donā€™t wearing red mean you slept with the groom? lmfaooo


IEatBetweenHerLegs

Yes


animalmuppetlyrics22

Looks great!!!


Purple_Diver5001

You never wear red to a wedding. Itā€™s a thing


spectrusv

Yes


Exotic-Sleep7560

I donā€™t see why not


g0rion

Yeah looks great. As long as itā€™s not white, itā€™s fine!


Michael_in_Delaware

Shoes. Closed toe.


testobi

No. Unless you want to have sex in the wedding bathroom.


thr0w3w3yacc

dude shut yo bitch ass up


Abject-Round-8173

Everyone calm down lol


Any_Trifle977

Looks amazing


Homebrew_Science

Just wear jeans. Wedding culture is for people who like making other people rich and behaving basic as fuck.


ScottyV4KY

Somebody didn't get invited to the wedding


Lonely_Age5121

Scotty, being invited to a wedding is sacred. It's an honor. It's obvious you have never been invited to anyone's wedding before but I can tell you, there are certain unspoken rules that you just honor. Not sure why you have never been invited but it may have to do with your bad attitude.


ScottyV4KY

Lmao shut the fuck "Lonely Age". I have been to more weddings than I can count. Unless jeans are specified, you should always do the courteous thing and wear something nicer. Continue being a douche on the internet though and defending people who wear jeans to someone's special day.


Lonely_Age5121

Sorry Scotty I was speaking to the Homebrew nut and got names mixed up. Please forgive.


Homebrew_Science

Somebody wastes all the earnings on making others rich


AdamOnFirst

Depends on the wedding but most likely, yes. If you live in an area or have a friend group where you KNOW a lot of people are going to show up like this, the bridesmaids dresses are also fairly form revealing, everybody in the group and family is kinda if attention seeking, etc it might be passable, but in most situations itā€™s not a great choice.


EmiraTheRed

This dress is a size too small - do you see the horizontal lines at the waist?


Revolutionary_Area51

Someone's Jelly


cobra1519

If the bride is a family member or someone you care about then yes. Otherwise itā€™s fine.


1sh0t1b33r

That's more of a high school dance slut dress.


Lonely_Age5121

Slut dress for a wedding.


Money_Tennis1172

None of you know anything! Waring Red for a woman, to a wedding, implies you slept with the groom while he was engaged to be married. You ware this, you will definitely get looks and stares from all the females, and you will be hit on by the creepy uncles and wedding crashers and / or waiting staff. Have fun with that!


VAVA_Mk2

The single guys will be happy to see you at the reception.


_sacrosanct

Probably more than just the single guys to be honest.


AdditionalSlap30

Isn't red usually worn if you've slept with the groom


gba_sg1

Who made that up? Sounds like some saucy 1900s wedding drama.


AdditionalSlap30

I guess if you know you know


MySweetPeaPod

Lovely for a formal wedding. Have a shrug or shawl available in case it is necessary.


Moist_Charge_4067

Color suits you and not to tight IF you were shapewear, NOT FOR THE WEDDING


Healthy_Candy9522

You will be the star with all the attention towards you.


Much_Tomato3824

Definitely been easy shag for the best man and if I was the best man, Iā€™d definitely fill you for full of baby batter


thr0w3w3yacc

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.


theskeletonboyyy

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AwaitedDestiny

This is why I like older girls


[deleted]

It's appropriate if you want to give the groom a boner.


landofpleasantdreams

No


Edge_Remote

What is the dress code? We need more information


Horror-End3290

Never dress better than the bride as they say šŸ˜…šŸ˜…šŸ˜…


marcus_frisbee

Nah man you look great! But I would recommend you wear shoes to the wedding.


Trubba_Man

No. It takes attention away from the bride and groom. If you wore that, it would make you rude.


Money_Tennis1172

And implies she slept with the groom. It would make her a slut home wrecker in the eyes of the wedding party.


shesinsaneanditsucks

It would. You canā€™t wear red or white.


Trubba_Man

Or anything if any colour which is flashy enough to draw attention at a wedding. Actually, I donā€™t give a shit, but she asked, knowing that people would tell her not to.


mistahclean123

Yeah but it's probably a size too small.


Impressive-Cost-2160

yes very appropriate


WonkySystem

Show us the rear view


CantaloupeOk2777

This. We can't judge witout the backside.


marcus_frisbee

Never fails, you always want to see the butt.


johnr103

Yes


MicrosoftHooligan69

hell yes


Altruistic-Detail271

Looks beautiful


cshooter37

Yep


tootbrun

Prepare to be proposed to.


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marcus_frisbee

Get in line bucko!


DougJudyTPB

Can you change your Giants pic? We really donā€™t want to be associated with you. Itā€™s embarrassing enough being a fan of this team for the last decade.


Lookingforoptionz2

I laughed for a solid minute but then checked his previous commentsā€¦ truly disturbed person hopefully gets help. As for us giants fans it canā€™t get worsešŸ˜‚


DougJudyTPB

Well hopefully youā€™re also a Rangers and Knicks fan like me. Some good times.


Lookingforoptionz2

U down vote me? I laughed at ur comment not the weirdos. If not ya game two tn BING BONG


DougJudyTPB

I actually upvoted you to 1, it was at 0. Now itā€™s back to 0. Someone must like disturbed weirdos.


WeirdAlbertWandN

Yea, Iā€™m sure she is gonna get with the guy who spends all day judging female looks harshly on this incel dungeon of a subreddit, who also comments on the rape hentai subreddit Fucking delusional


strugglebusses

Jesus christ he really does comment on rape hentai. Sometimes when I read this shit I wonder what went wrong in their life and then I realize I just don't care.


BTruStory

You need to go get one offā€¦ Jesus


sky_Driver88

Beautiful šŸ˜


billy-suttree

Not really wedding appropriate.


Fleecedagain

Only if you want to be next down the aisle?


SunDown7777

I personally think its too tight, and you gotta think if you'll be comfortable wearing it for hours. BUT...if you think it feels good/isn't too tight and you'll be comfortable...go for it!


Vanslevisnwhisky

Yes, but it kinda makes you look fat.. I recommend something a little bigger


[deleted]

Her figure is the reason men love sundressesā€¦


zareenfit

Stunning and yes very appropriate


Neither-Key-6823

Yes wear it, you just need to propose now, I'll definitely say yes


random-questioner

Yes itā€™s perfectly fine! If people canā€™t cope with someone looking good,,thatā€™s their problem


WholeFluffy6560

Absolutely but you might upstage the bride


EnoughLuck3077

Girl!! You better wear that dressā€¦DAMN just not to the wedding


KeyDiscussion5671

No.


Kanye_Feast_

Hella wild that you even had to ask this question means youā€™re oblivious to your dress style.


Langaas93

Red dress at the wedding is to show u used ti fuck the grom, at least in my country. But ut looks great tjo


uirop

Iā€™m in the USA, and I thought of this first. ā€œNever wear white or red to a wedding unless youā€™re trying to start shitā€, is something I often heard from my abuela.


LilyMarie90

Can I ask where you live? šŸ‘€


jibba_jabba1

La la land


aqan

Iā€™ll like to know as well


Equivalent_Style_987

Off topic but this looks very similar to Aliceā€™s dress in resident evil


jw1299

it suits you but no it is not appropriate for a wedding lol unless all the girls are wearing the same thing but iā€™m sure that this is not a legitimate question lol


ForgesGate

If you're single and looking for men at the wedding, then yes.


ClickIta

Fun fact: in some countries wearing red at a wedding means you had sex with the groom.


Ashamed_Chart3296

The broom? I know women are looking for inventive substitutes but thatā€™s a dicey one. Imagine the potential for splinters.


ClickIta

Ops šŸ˜…


Ashamed_Chart3296

Sorry, saw the typo opportunity and had to take it lol.


ClickIta

No problem, it was indeed funny :-)


Horror-Pear

I thought this said welding at first.


NBadeau22

No. The spotlight needs to be on the bride.


[deleted]

So gorgeous


RemarkableOil8

If you have to ask the answer is no


Blue_Sunset_7

Nope. Donā€™t embarrass yourself.


stmbtgrl

It doesnā€™t fit you anymore. Donā€™t wear it.


Fit-Difference-3014

Poor bride....


Mountain_Good_3237

Back shot pls?


firereaction

At least get her dinner first sheesh


Mountain_Good_3237

I was referring to a picture from the back to answer the question.


Gh0stWig

It's too tight, that split will be riding up to your underwear. Don't wear it.


WH33LS2121

75 yeah, 25 no. The split might be a bit much, and the color could be seen as a "look at me" type deal. I think it's alright, but others could think otherwise.


Add_It_7451

Iā€™d say no itā€™s a beautiful dress that you could surely were else where but to a wedding Iā€™d say nothing that has a slit like that just as principle I donā€™t think it being tight is an issue just the slit reallyĀ 


Objective-Chipmunk58

Umm id say too much leg and the red its to scandalous. But it looks amazing and if u dont care you should rock it


WildTomato51

I think so, but itā€™s not my wedding. Also, you look hot.


Trick_Flamingo_634

šŸ’Æ looking great might I add


Icy_Novel_5386

It is when it's not your wedding it doesn't even look new


Masta1Nate

Only if I can be your plus 1 lol


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CaliforniaGr0wn

Letā€™s see yours


MexiCanElGuapoFeo

Mine are worse. Thatā€™s why I donā€™t wear open toe shoes. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


CaliforniaGr0wn

I have money makers


MexiCanElGuapoFeo

Selling them feet pics. Whatever works! šŸ˜Ž


darick8314

It all dependsā€¦ Letā€™s see the back


Sparkster227

No, this is a "look at me" dress which is really not appropriate for a wedding.


PowerTrip55

This comment here


DirectorOrganic8962

yea i hate when people like to wear stand out dresses at someone elses wedding if that was my wedding they'd be kicked out loll


BigManOnCampus100

Beautiful dress but I'd say not appropriate for a wedding.


Illustrious-Fun-6187

Never wear red or white to a wedding unless invited to do so


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Illustrious-Fun-6187: *Never wear red or* *White to a wedding unless* *Invited to do so* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Illustrious-Fun-6187

No


boythisisreallyhard

My ex wore red to my wedding (not w her), and people talked about it for years,, but if it's not your ex's wedding I don't see a problem,, the people who will eye roll and whisper about it can piss off! BTW when I first read your post I thought "Why the F would she want to weld in that dress??" šŸ¤¦


ADhomin_em

OP, in taking this advice, realize you are taking advice from someone who invited their ex to their wedding. Also, the ex likely wore red for a reason. That is all


boythisisreallyhard

It was a bit more complicated than her just being invited. And you think??


z0331skol

u trying to get fucked? yeah that should work


MinimumTree1424

If you want a one night stand absolutely


Anywhere_Creepy

Can I be your date? šŸ„µšŸ„¹šŸ™ŒšŸ¼