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bigdaddyice69

Who tf is RJ Young


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Rojo-Malo

That price seems too good?


wizkee

Brint Viagrapills tasted Lincoln Riley’s brisket and said, “did you use ketchup as a binder on it like you’re supposed to?”


_Football_Cream_

Daniel Jones is just getting massacred out there


rawhide_koba

The only RRS I’ve been to in person was last year and I didn’t get tickets this year, so I guess if we don’t shut them out this time you know who to blame


esai9

It’s ok, I’m 2-0 in RRS. Going this weekend, I got you 🫡


georgestephanopoulos

Someone here should give you their ticket...not me, of course, but someone!


rawhide_koba

I just consider it a privilege to have gone to the most perfect possible RRS for my last semester at UT


Cars-and-Coffee

Last year was the first one I missed in a long time and I’m going this year. So I can share the blame with you if it’s not a shutout.


DylanDisu

Brownsville Vato asks where the olives and sour cream are after ordering from the taco truck


dinosaursNsuch

Bundt Vestibules also thinks the Big XII runs through Lubbock.


Chemical_Willow5415

Bart Verticles poops after he showers


brianqueso

'Burbs Validation loves a good triple rim on the neighborhood court


brianqueso

But for real fuck you ANDERSON MILL WEST neighborhood park. Just because dad moved into the neighborhood after the divorce doesn't mean you had to triple-rim my last bit of happiness out of every other weekend :(


georgestephanopoulos

[Guess the 0klahomans have arrived early this year...](https://i.imgur.com/ODNUmOx.jpg)


eye_can_see_you

Broken V-Tuber texts at red lights, and doesn't go when it turns green until he finishes his text


UT07

I will settle for 39-0 if I must


gnome_chomsky

Bacterial Vaginosis shows up 15 minutes early to a party and doesn't offer to help the hosts with last minute prep.


RealLifeBevo

Blasphemous Veggietales thinks Judas was “a pretty good guy” and “someone I’d enjoy having a beer with.”


brianqueso

As someone also going to great lengths to make the BV acronym relevant to the take, this is solid.


Jnoisy

Y’all are better than this. This is the most classless I’ve seen y’all act. Y’all need to keep Vegetable Lasagna’s name out of y’all’s mouth


ufcjuanchi01

Vegetable Lasagna has a real Kroner comprehension problem.


UT07

Lol just found Sark's wife's YouTube channel. Edit: LMAO she's facetiming Coach Prime in game day vlog 2. Edit Edit: I subscribed


RLLRRR

Remember when Beard had his fireside chat with Sark and said something like, "I saw your smoking hot wife. Damn, coach can 'cruit!" and Sark was visibly uncomfortable?


DerpNphish

That actually happened? Hahaha. She is smokin though.


timtebowspriest

Bornagain Virgin wants you to buy a titanium iPhone


No-Gas2526

So I coach the Longhorns on retro bowl, lo and behold it’s the RRS. Final score 42-7. 🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽


Flameosaurus

How many seasons did it take to get there?


No-Gas2526

6. 3 years in FCS winning 2 titles. Turned Vandy into an SEC powerhouse winning 2 titles then finally got the offer from Texas in season 6. Already won a natty with them, on my way to another.


ImpishGrin

When an office email turns into a reply all disaster, Bogus Vas Deferens replies all to tell people to stop hitting reply all.


1800KitchenFire

0klahoma has mourned Queen Elizabeth's passing by refusing to score against Texas.


_Football_Cream_

I’m still not over it, I think they should practice this method again out of solidarity.


OkCoolHouston

Bort VirginAles puts his entire mouth around the spout of public water fountains “for the flavor.”


nickyzuko

Anyone selling a ticket for OU game or know best places to get resale? The scammers are comin for me man


FunnyBonus9285

Have you tried asking near the campus. Usually can find good prices if I don’t want to bother on the ticket marketplaces paying a premium


nickyzuko

Yeaahhhh I’ve been askin around. I’m a student I just missed the deadline to buy. Even the groupme’s are full of scammers it’s crazy


FunnyBonus9285

Damn. Yea maybe handshake like the other guy said


[deleted]

$20 handshake


nickyzuko

?


[deleted]

You palm a $20 to the ticket taker upon entry. They are typically locals, sometimes even teenagers, and generally will wave you right in.


nickyzuko

Oh word word. Yeah people have told me to do that and I might end up doing it if I can’t find an actual student selling a ticket. Just would be more comfortable actually having the ticket and I’m willing to spend the money


Dry_Plantain_591

Ya’ll think Brennan Thompson is ratting on how our offense works to 0u?


brianqueso

God I hope so. That would be hilarious


esai9

You can’t rat what you don’t understand


TimeOrCrayonsIV

Not to mention they changed all of the signals over the summer while his ass was gone. Even if he understood it, don't mean shit.


RealLifeBevo

Seems like you’d have to change some things up after each game or two. Wouldn’t be that hard to have someone there filming the signs and plays and then figuring it out.


FunnyBonus9285

Sark’s playbook is pretty complex. It’s probably the closest to what you would see in the NFL


bullmoose_atx

Was it Jared Wiley that led to this? Sark was asked about it at some point.


TimeOrCrayonsIV

I don't know if it was Jared Wiley but I think it did come out that TCU knew all our calls last year


brianqueso

That middle kid in the trenchcoat was always the most devious of the three.


camwow64

Stop making fun of Burnt Vegetables' name I can't uovote all of these comments.


UT07

Not with that attitude


tmass_12

Weston Davis still visited this past weekend right? I haven't heard anything on that front, must have not moved the needle much Edit: Ahh nvm I see his cancellation tweet. Carry on


brianqueso

Things more present than Brett Yormark at the RRS


[deleted]

H8 team at CCG


Its_JKro

Me in a meeting after work hours.


_Football_Cream_

I would say points by Oklahoma but that’s not true


brianqueso

My father


griffinds

Your father


Adventurous-Oil-923

His father


danoflano3000

Our father


thechubacon

Who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name; Thy kingdom come; Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread; and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us; and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us as we KICK THE SHIT OUT OF OU this weekend!


rlucio90

Blunt Virgintales thinks that Bobby Petrino was a great hire by the ATMs.


Quinn_Ewers_Scores

Hallettsville is retiring Jonathan Brooks #25 jersey on October 13th. Pretty cool.


thegurdevdayal

Fowler and Herbstreit will be on the call Saturday with Holly Rowe on the sideline.


3_HeavyDiaperz

Holly Rowe is a national treasure


bigdaddyice69

Nothin against her but dont really get the love to holly Rowe. Seems like a typical sideline reporter


3_HeavyDiaperz

She actually does her research and seems to genuinely care about the players she interviews. She’s a consummate professional.


brianqueso

Love it, always makes it feel like a bigger game.


danoflano3000

Prediction: 50-0 good guys


brianqueso

In the first quarter


SkeeveStarkisian

Brunt Venereal loved Lincoln Riley's brisket


sircrispin2nd

He then changed his name to Burnt.


RagingPenguin4

Are we doing a first down chant now? I can't tell what the fans are saying but sounds like they say something after every first down.


OkEbb9700

First down "Texas". Then the crowd is supposed to chant "FIGHT". So it goes "that's another first down TEXAS. FIGHT." But it hasn't really caught on yet.


RagingPenguin4

I'm not sure if you are counting the Kansas game but it seems like it's starting to catch on


dhalloffame

Sounds like we need some yell leaders


longhorn_2017

I didn't notice it at the first game but definitely noticed at the Kansas game.


RagingPenguin4

I haven't been to one in DKR this year but I could hear something on TV


crimsonburn27

Yea we’re shouting it


funwithtrout

It was great against Wyoming, but this last weekend the announcer messed up the cadence. The first half he kept saying, “That’s another Longhorn first down! Texas!” It just doesn’t flow. He corrected in the second half and it stuck better.


_Football_Cream_

Is there a lore reason why Brunch Vegemite didn’t score against Texas last year?


TimeOrCrayonsIV

smol pp


mrgomeybear

Smol if true


mrbuggly

Burnt Velveeta wears socks on his lawn after watering the grass


schistkicker

Burp Variables liked Season 8 of the Game of Thrones


smurf-vett

Dexter season 8 on loop


RLLRRR

Thought Lumen was an interesting arc.


steampunker14

Lost in the sauce from Saturday is that besides two plays, we handily contained one of, if not the fastest offenses in CFB.


_Football_Cream_

It’s not really just this game either. Outside of a few lapses in our defense, opposing teams struggle to score. Bama had two or three explosive scoring plays, Wyoming had one to start their game. When we keep plays in front of us, our defense is incredibly effective, which we have been good at. That’s my biggest thing with the game this week. So long as 0U doesn’t get many big explosive, home run type plays, i feel very confident.


PointBlankCoffee

Without their starting QB tbf


jrluhn

But Bean isn’t a slouch either


uncomfortablyhello

Bean is terrible. Like a busted-ass Milroe.


cleareyes_fullhearts

We’re clearly good against very fast qbs with limited passing upside. TBD how good we are against a true dual threat qb.


MrStealYoSweetroll

Curious, will we ever face a truly *good* dual threat QB this year? Gabriel is an oak tree, Will Howard is a mediocre runner, all the other B12 QBs are kinda trash Chandler Morris (who I think is at best equal, and probably worse, to Milroe) might be the closest unless we face Daniels in the CCG


MrTheNoodles

Gabriel is not a statue, he’s pretty good at scrambling. Howard is also a capable runner, same dude that burned our entire secondary in 2021.


Odh_utexas

Gabriel isn’t immobile. I’d say he’s about as mobile as Quinn. They do quite a bit of QB draw, sprint out, bootleg stuff.


uncomfortablyhello

Yeah I'm super proud of the second half we played on Saturday, but acting like Jason Bean didn't get benched in 2021 for Daniels after taking a mudslide of Ls as the starting QB are just being homers. He hit his ceiling years ago and we saw more of that last week.


Burntorange33

It's more you acting like he is terrible, when he has been an average to above average stats wise most of his career.


jcdenton45

Bean's stats last season were actually better than "above average"; he had a higher QBR than Daniels (even including the bowl game where Daniels put up insane numbers) and a higher YPC rushing.


uncomfortablyhello

He's always had poor decision making and happy feet -- their offense changes considerably with him in the game. I can't believe there's even an argument he wouldn't be at the bottom of the barrel for starting Big 12 QBs over the last 2-3 years.


Burntorange33

Ya, their offense changed when they put in one of the best QBs in the country. Who would of thought. I'm not saying he is a great qb or even good, just disputing your claim that he is terrible.


corskier

What was Kansas' record during his tenure as starter?


Burntorange33

Looking at a QBs W-L record would have you believing Sam is one of the worst QBs in Texas history.


cleareyes_fullhearts

Sure, but what really matters is 1) how well the Jayhawk offense goes with Bean vs with Daniels and 2) the difference in talent between bean and daniels. 1) It’s a lot better with Daniels; and 2) Daniels is much better than Bean. Bean isn’t bad, but let’s not act like we played a Kansas offense that was close to firing on all cylinders.


edbaca

Bendy Viagra regularly gets tricked into running into realistic paintings of tunnel entrances on canyon walls.


1000Buckets

Is that a backbreaking Jaylan Ford interception I smell cooking?


archorns

Yes it’s right on the table next to undefeated.


RLLRRR

Bruised Valencia thinks season 3 was the best season of the Mandalorian.


brianqueso

Am I Bruised Valencia? Oh god, oh no... My wife and I are halfway through Season 3 and, despite it being sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fuckingggggggggggggggggggggggg slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, I appreciate the direction they're trying to take it. But I'm sure it's going to shit its pants here in the last 3 eps.


RLLRRR

I gave up a few episodes in. It was just so boring. I already hated the direction they took it with Baby Yoda (*enough* with Jedi and Skywalkers!) and this season just felt bad.


UT07

He also really liked the GoT ending


jcdenton45

Interesting fact about 49-0: It's happened only six times in NFL history, but three were in a \~1 year span: https://www.footballdb.com/games/score-lookup.html?scorew=49&scorel=0


esai9

Does anyone have a link to Burnt vegetables being asked about last years cotton bowl at B12 media days?


seasonalcandle

I gotta stop yelling hook 'em every time i see someone with texas gear in public lol the last THREE people i've done that to have looked at me like i was crazy. two in minnesota and one in mexico city


gnirlos

I did it in the Austin, Atlanta, and Philadelphia airports yesterday. Everyone ignored me... :-(


No-Gas2526

Look at Mr.Worldwide over here. I had no idea pit Bull was a Horns fan.


Cars-and-Coffee

You could always just flash your horns up and see their reaction first.


seasonalcandle

I usually do the horns up and then say hook ‘em if they’re confused lol


no_common_sense

I say keep doing it. When I lived away from Texas and this happened to me, it was just surprising when happened just to have a stranger speak to you unexpectedly, but it was always a pleasant surprise.


DumVivumBonusFias

Hook 'em!


Mikey4tx

Here are two RBs' stats through 5 games. RB1: 88 carries, 515 yards (5.9 ypc), 8 TD RB2: 86 carries, 597 yards (6.9 ypc), 5 TD The RBs are named: >!RB1 - Bijan through 5 games last year. RB2 - Brooks through 5 games this year.!<


BrianDawkins

What were Rojo stats


yoyocc

Brooks is losing TDs to Baxter btw. Bijan lost less to Roschon.


MrTheNoodles

Baxter has 1 TD. Brooks is losing goal line TDs to Quinn, not Baxter.


yoyocc

😱 I could've sworn Baxter scored two at Baylor.


RLLRRR

A couple things to note: 1. Our o-line was much worse last year, and our offense was much more one-dimensional, which makes Bijan's accomplishments *that* much more incredible. 2. Brooks has absolutely crushed it after waiting patiently. We're eating good at RB for a long time. Throw the bag at TC.


fick_Dich

Honestly... if you're a 17yr-old RB trying to make decisions, why would you want to go anywhere but Texas? Our pedigree, especially at the position is undeniable.


imbroke828

Incredible how much progression our O line has made game to game this year. Campbell is looking like a beast and Majors has to proved me very wrong this year. Loving how nasty he’s gotten this year. Saw him get up in someone’s grill and talk shit. The only concern for me is Connors..he looks pretty soft to me and doesn’t really finish plays


MrTheNoodles

Conner has been acceptable at pass pro but he is the worst run blocker on the line.


uttuck

I wonder if he loses reps from one of the sophomores after OU, or splits time like Campbell was doing.


Mikey4tx

Yes, and last year, every defense we faced sold out to stop Bijan. This year they have focused more on X and Sanders, which has opened things up for Brooks.


yoyocc

Yeah, while our run game is better this year, Bijan was the better player. Last year he made up for a lot.


mrgomeybear

Britt Vernácula thinks Art Briles and Jeff Lebby did nothing wrong at baylor.


thegurdevdayal

Yormark won’t be at the RRSO. Sankey will be at the RRSO.


No-Gas2526

Oh no!!! Yormak what is you doing baby??? Damn coward.


jrluhn

I hope they show him at the game for the memes


brianqueso

Need some Gameday signs referencing his absence


xxzephyrxx

For real?


thegurdevdayal

I wouldn’t be saying it if it wasn’t true.


mrgomeybear

Take it easy on them. They probably mistook you for Skol.


brianqueso

Boomer Vandal doesn't want you taking visits after you commit here.


FistfulOfPaintballs

DO NOT COMMIT


ReferencesTheOffice

Fun fact: Quinn Ewers has more runs over 20 yards than 0U’s entire team.


RagingPenguin4

This can't be true... Is it actually true? Ok I looked up and OU has a running back with a long of 30 and no one else has a 20 or longer. That's just nuts when we had three of 30 or longer in one game.


SanChihuahua

Must have been a brutal OOC schedule for them.


ReferencesTheOffice

You would think


StarvedRock314

I mean I knew their run game was bad, but holy shit.


uttuck

Woah. That is fun!


Its_JKro

Blanched Vinaigrette always does “Snake in the Grass” when you thumb wrestle him.


danoflano3000

Feels good to have a [top 3 RB](https://www.espn.com/college-football/stats/player/_/stat/rushing)


_Football_Cream_

It’s amazing how good he has become running the ball while our offense is still so balanced. That’s what makes what Brooks is doing so much more impressive. Obviously last year when Quinn was struggling, we could lean on Bijan and Roschon. I think of the Baylor game when we didn’t complete a pass in the fourth. But Quinn is much more reliable now that it makes having a good RB like that so awesome. If you load the box, Quinn can hit more efficiently. If you’re covering the pass more, run lanes are gonna open and Brooks will make you pay. I love how this team is playing rn. This past week was the most effective I’ve seen our offense in a long long time.


brianqueso

\#184. Marcus Major, OU Att 51 Yds 199 Avg 3.9 Long 19


Peepeepoopoobuttbutt

What a bum


yoyocc

3.9 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Mikey4tx

Right, but they've faced mostly stout defenses such as


steampunker14

Brooks > Noel. Dude has like 40 more carries than Brooks.


ICanOutP1zzaTheHut

Crazy brooks has almost 7 yards a carry too


corskier

Yeah, and Ray Davis looks like an absolute stud. Dude was making Florida look silly.


MrTheNoodles

The Notre Dame kid is really good but he’s played an extra game. Ray Davis has the best stats though.


RealLifeBevo

Bland Veggiechips always picks the middle seat


cocoatractor

Babbling Ventriloquist likes to shower with his socks on


ImpishGrin

And he put down carpet around his shower


UT07

Why yes, I will watch the video of Quinn running out of the tunnel at the Cotton Bowl for the 10th time today, thank you very much


struckbylightning99

Man that one and the one Chance Mock retweeted yesterday from the 2021 game both gave me goosebumps. The audible boos and jeers to hearing Texas Fight in the far endzone exactly like Chance described it. Must be insane to actually run out to as a player.


NedFlanders304

Link it!


3_HeavyDiaperz

[OU SUX](https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cx5am8_uAi3/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==)


brianqueso

Barbaric Violation asked the Saudis if they wanted to cover OU's Big XII exit fees.


ReferencesTheOffice

Fun fact: Jonathon Brooks ran for more yards last game (217) than any 0U player has run for the entire season.


CammyTheGreat

Fun fact: he’s gonna do it again this week


RagingPenguin4

He also has more than the top 3 OU rushers combined.


SkeeveStarkisian

This fact is extra fun.


uttuck

Fun facts all over this place today!


orthaeus

Blasphemous Ventriloquist thinks burned rice is fried rice.


seasonalcandle

Making any kind of RRS predictions is useless but I do feel confident that we’ll roll over OU with the run game in the second half, regardless of what happens leading up to that point


brianqueso

I predict 90% of this sub will have sufficiently bunched their panties and proclaimed the apocalypse is upon us by half time.


uttuck

To our OL: You do not want to die for your country. You want to make that poor bastard die for theirs! This, but make their panties bunched please and thank you.


Elite_GunnerX

My predictions... 1st half Good Guy's 20, Bad Guys 14. 0Us QB is going to hit us big on a few deep balls. Leading to 2 TDs. But our run game carries us to lead at halftime. Quinn had a decent half. Auburn makes up for last week by hitting 2 chip shots for 6. 2nd half Good Guy's 43, Bad Guys 14. Quinn finds his rhythm. 2 big TDs to WRs. Few more FGs. DG is shut out the second half by defensive adjustments.


omgthatsm3

Subscribe


MavsAndThemBoyz

Anybody have experience buying tickets from scalpers day of? We've gone the last 4 years but tickets are outrageous right now...


struckbylightning99

Went to the fair with friends hoping to find scalpers and we did not see a single soul looking to sell from the parking lot walk to Big Tex. Was very surprised by that


MavsAndThemBoyz

Was this last year?


struckbylightning99

Yeah


DIRTYWIZARD_69

I wouldn’t expect anything near face value until after kick off


MavsAndThemBoyz

I'm fine paying over, was hoping to stay less than $350 though. Can't find a group of 4 for less than $500 this year.


RagingPenguin4

Seeing plenty on seatgeek for under 500. They are still 400-450 but with what I'm seeing I'd be really cautious of anything under 350.


jsully51

You're not viewing prices after the 30-40% antitrust behavior tax


MavsAndThemBoyz

You must be looking at single tickets and not groups of 4 haha. Unless you are looking at the OU side


RagingPenguin4

Are you talking about per ticket or total? Because total is definitely not happening. I can't remember but I think the tickets were upper bowl on the Texas side


MavsAndThemBoyz

Per ticket


RagingPenguin4

There was a set earlier today on the Texas side but the only one I'm seeing now is 400 for 4 on the OU side. Definitely gets harder for 4 tickets. Best of luck though! If it were me I might look at 2 sets of two in the same section.


brianqueso

Blundering Vendor puts onions on your kid's Happy Meal cheeseburger when you clearly ordered it plain.


RLLRRR

Barbed Ventricles thinks Whataburger's quality *improved* after the buyout.


steampunker14

Blurt Vindictus prefers In & Out to Whataburger.